[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-89":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349654,4593,"Chapter 89: You Win Win Win, But End Up Winning Nothing","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-89",89,"\u003Cp>“Squeak—squeak—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Intensely hot rays fell from the tree canopies along the street, and the incessant buzz of cicadas confirmed that the season had reached the point when the sun shone directly overhead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The main road, directly exposed to the noon sun, showed no abnormalities; vehicles came and went as usual, jammed in traffic, while students in uniforms walked in small groups along the pavement, weary yet unmistakably excited, as if something good was about to happen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Sports day? I see.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, who had just destroyed a sealed space and driven out all the gods to pass the time, heard these three unfamiliar words from Ashi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A smile suddenly appeared on his face—a eager, irresistible grin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As is well known, sports day is as essential to school life as dungeon battles in fantasy novels or sect competitions in xianxia, and North High naturally held its own sports day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though the world had faced a great crisis just two days prior, the sun still rose as usual, and life had to go on—SOS Tuan  had to keep moving.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ryōmi Haruhi could not possibly let this opportunity slip; she immediately decided that SOS Tuan  would participate in the club-vs-club relay exhibition match held during the sports day breaks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ashi opened his mouth, glanced at Jia Ji, who was winking and flexing his muscles at him, and ultimately said nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, go take them out.” Haruhi pointed at the hedgehog-headed boy with “Nan Wu San, How Merciless” written on his chest, sending out this clearly overpowered brute to fight other clubs—Tata Kai!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Got it, got it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Ryōmi stomped away, the atmosphere in the activity room changed instantly. Jia Ji sat with one leg crossed over the other, gulped down an entire bottle of flat Dr. Pepper, and said calmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What a nice day today…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“More than nice—it’s scorching,” Ashi said, sweating profusely as he drank tea furiously, desperately trying not to imagine the disaster that the sports day would become, rubbing his temples in pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s because you’re too close to the leader. Look at me—I’m not hot at all.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why does being near Haruhi make you hot?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Cough, cough…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment Ashi heard Jia Ji begin with a cough, he felt a bad premonition—he knew Jia Ji was about to say something bizarre again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“ Tuanzhang  General, our only sun, our only light! Let the vile club henchmen tremble before SOS Tuan ’s ideology!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon hearing this, Ashi, Kusanagi, and Minoru all stepped back several paces, squinting as if blinded by intense light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wait, are you really going to compete? Isn’t that bullying?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji seemed to be engulfed in flames as he glared at Ashi: “I want to!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nan Wu San, How Merciless!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Overtraining to the point of becoming feminine—such a thing was obviously impossible. Every club sent out their strongest fighters: men among men, males among males, all vying for the title of strongest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thump-thump, thump-thump-thump.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every man of North High.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone secretly dreamed of becoming the strongest on earth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>——————\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they all eventually collapsed halfway—some terrified of Jia Ji’s fists, some of his wrist strength, and others of Jia Ji’s…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Your attributes crush my proud faith! I’m tired of all these formalities! Strength is the reason kings rise—I, the heir of Beidou Shenquan, do not hide!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected, SOS Tuan  members defeated the track and field club and kicked out the rugby club; had it not been for the player limit, Jia Ji alone could have taken on every club.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>North High sports day encounter: Beidou heir, strength like a monster, impossible to defeat even with full effort.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, it was a total victory for SOS Tuan .\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such a healthy, stress-relieving activity should be held more often.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he thought this, a new event arrived.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ninth Municipal Amateur Baseball Championship?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ryōmi Haruhi, arms crossed, declared confidently: “This is our chance to become famous across the world. If we win the championship, maybe SOS Tuan  can go global.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her decision, of course, could not be disobeyed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Baseball is one of the ball sports, a competitive event where teams use bats to hit balls and engage in offense and defense. Each team fields nine players; the pitcher throws to the batter, who runs the bases to score. The game consists of nine innings; the team with the higher score wins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether it was the universe’s top rope-jumping champion and master marksman, or Gōta, whose punches could kill an Asian elephant, both frequently held intense baseball matches on open ground, betting on the blue legendary cat pulled from their pockets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji had never played baseball before—he didn’t even know the rules until now. The only thing he’d ever done with a bat was hit Moxi with a home run.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After barely assembling nine players, including the unlucky Kunitani and Taniguchi, and…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Senior Tsuruya!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her real name was unknown; she was a classmate of Asahina Minoru, lively and carefree, always looking after Minoru, though not a time traveler—just an ordinary, unremarkable person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most striking was her smooth forehead, her utterly natural demeanor, and her long, jet-black hair resembling Broly from Super Saiyan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A loud, energetic, optimistic girl, perpetually brimming with vitality—a reliable, dependable senior (who seemed to know Tsuruya-style ancient martial arts).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Honestly, who among those hanging out with SOS Tuan  is normal?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji, who had replaced Ashi’s sister on the field, looked at the bizarre crew on his team and sighed—but then his gaze hardened again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a team sport like this, even one man’s bravery might not be enough to turn the tide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, even in baseball, we must win! I hate losing—it’s no fun to lose.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Falling far behind, to prevent Ryōmi Haruhi from becoming furiously furious, everyone began using their own tricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, turning on, and not turning off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Jia Ji’s behavior grew suspicious—he muttered to himself, making the resting members intensely curious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I chant the Wen Wang chant, raise the divine whip, feet on earth, head touching heaven, offer incense to summon the gods—Ai lai ai hai yo…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only when the others drew near did they hear exactly what Jia Ji was chanting…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“First invocation: summon Gōkō Ren, the ultimate bat killer!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Second invocation: summon Uesugi Tatsuya, the baseball hero!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Third invocation: summon Makie Jun, the baseball demon king!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chapter volume setting incorrect, furious\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1063,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","6671e72a1eb931f1a0389a788ba28d927a6ff6c003739ff7de27e5d924f02f2f","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-90","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-88",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]