[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-9":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349574,4593,"Chapter 9","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-9",9,"\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: Last night I discovered a new feature—everyone try opening your profile picture, there’s a surprise waiting!~]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[CanSee: Hmm, vitality 0.3, spiritual power 1.5…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[CanSee: Paper… (sobbing)]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jaki was startled—while it was normal for Kenko’s spiritual power to be higher than his, given she possessed the highest-level Yin-Yang Eyes, her vitality seemed unusually low.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even an underage high school girl shouldn’t have stats this low… the person running these stats is truly a master—the term “average” across the multiverse really means “average.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: People’s physical conditions can’t be generalized—some worlds have incredibly exaggerated overall life quality, like mine…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So sorry, Kenko—you got averaged out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[AfterlifeAngel: Strong]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator: Also strong]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[ForeverSeventeen: I’m Upper Evil, not bad, I guess :) ]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[ForeverSeventeen: Where’s the group admin?~]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: Secret :()]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hehe, Jiaji could feel through the screen how smug the Youkai Sage was right now, surely chuckling softly behind a folding fan like a classic villain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aside from Kenko, he predictably came in last.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, Yuyuko wasn’t surprising—her abilities were phenomenal and her stats weren’t low either; Jaki even thought “Upper Evil” was too low a rating for her—she should’ve been “Mad,” at least. Same with Shana—her rating felt too low.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator: You know all about us, but we know nothing about you—that’s unfair!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shana immediately protested.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[ForeverSeventeen: Yeeeeeesss~]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuyuko, behave yourself—I’m getting scared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: P-P-P…orz]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Kuyashii!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jaki had no intention of hiding anything—after all, pretense was completely unnecessary for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He understood the personalities in the group: aside from Yuyuko occasionally pulling pranks or acting crazy, Kenko, Shana, and Kotori were all genuinely good people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And when there’s no direct conflict of interest, even the Youkai Sage can be trusted—just like right now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if he ranked last, it didn’t matter—this chat group was just for banter anyway. He actually preferred this light-hearted, fun atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’d already realized: in this world, you need power and backing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is the purpose of this chat group to chat? Of course—it’s to summon help!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If, ten years from now, when the great calamity arrives, his own strength isn’t enough to prevent nuclear war, just summoning two “Mad”-rank members from the group would be enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a guy who naturally fits the comedic, jester archetype, he didn’t need to put on airs or act aloof—it was just too exhausting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he wasn’t mistaken, judging from everyone’s current power levels and his own situation, they were all still in the timeline before their respective stories began—none had reached their peak yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to verify this theory, he needed to do one more thing—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: How long have you been bonded with the “Heavenly Rift Flame” @Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Huh? How did you know?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl with waist-length black hair and brown eyes was startled by this sudden question; her fingers subtly slipped behind her cloak and gripped the massive sword Nietenonoshana—nearly as tall as she was—whose name meant “Sword of Heavenly Catastrophe,” now on guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shana—no, the young girl who had not yet been given a name, merely known as the “Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator” by the Red World’s demons—had acquired this sword after defeating the legendary, most vicious “Mistis” monster, “Tianmu Yige.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its function: nullify the “Red World Demon”’s Zaihō techniques, and materialize the girl’s own flames!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Externally, this meant that during battle, her appearance transformed drastically—her black hair turned to blazing flame, and her brown eyes glowed with the radiant hue of rubies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…Just as they did now, with the crimson glow of fire and lotus blossoms shimmering in her beautiful hair and eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My Flame Haze, what’s happening?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A puzzled voice emerged from the pendant hanging on her chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a tiny, pitch-black sphere the size of a fingertip, bound by two intersecting golden rings—appearing both like an exquisite work of art and a flawless, pure eye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even more astonishingly, countless tiny sparks of fire swam within the sphere like fish in darkness, and it was these sparks that spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the divine artifact called “Tsuiren,” allowing the “Red World God” Alastor to perceive events in the outside world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his crisis-detection ability, any “Red World Demon” or even higher “Red World King” would be instantly detected upon approaching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he didn’t understand why the girl had suddenly tensed up—as if something unexpected had occurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alastor… it’s that…” The girl fell silent for a moment, then lowered her sword and replied—she had calmed down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though Alastor, as the God of Punishment, couldn’t see the interface, she was certain these past few days hadn’t been hallucinations—this chat group truly existed across dimensions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a Flame Haze Warrior, her long-standing habit had kept her from revealing any personal information in the group—but how did the admin know her identity?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And even earlier, with “CanSee”—though vague, it was clear they knew something, possibly even understood each of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“BigMoeGod”… such a silly name, yet clearly not ordinary… Who exactly are you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if sensing her thoughts, “BigMoeGod” sent her a smiling emoji, as if telling her to relax.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: Don’t worry—I’m not a bad person… though I’m not exactly a good one either.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: You’ve probably guessed already—yes, I know a few things about each of you. But it’s not absolute—just like stories in novels differ from reality, my knowledge of you is imperfect too.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[ForeverSeventeen: So you mean… you can see what will happen to us in the future?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: Hehe ()]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was a full admission!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The petite girl, now back to her black-haired form, typed furiously in the group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator: You’ve been hiding this all along and only told us now… I’m angry!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[CanSee: Protest! This is completely unfair!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[ForeverSeventeen: I’m angry too!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[AfterlifeAngel: Angry.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: Wait, you haven’t answered my question yet @Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator: I became a Flame Haze Warrior about two months ago.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: So you still don’t have a name, then?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl didn’t understand his intent, but felt a strange sense of irritation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! A name doesn’t matter at all!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[CanSee: Um… I think names are still important…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[AfterlifeAngel: Agree.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: I have an idea—your sword is called Nietenonoshana, right? Why not take “Shana” from its name…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[BigMoeGod: From now on, I’ll call you Shana!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wasn’t this the perfect opportunity?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyone who can resist naming Shana for three seconds must be a god.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[ForeverSeventeen: That name actually sounds pretty nice~]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[CanSee: Sounds good.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[AfterlifeAngel: Agree.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[System Notification: “Flame-haired Burning-Eyed Exterminator” has been renamed to “Shana”]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Shana: Hey, I didn’t agree to this!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the group admin, my rights are unlimited!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Shana: [Image.jpg]]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hahaha!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jaki opened it and burst out laughing with delight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a selfie of Shana, pouting with her face pressed close to the camera—despite her best effort to look angry, from every angle she just looked like a round, fluffy pineapple bread, radiating pure cuteness!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short—extremely cute!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I once asked my friends whether to write “I’m annoyed” or “Shut up!” when hearing the iconic “Dinggong trio”—they replied: When you hear the voice, the question becomes meaningless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then the voice actually echoed in my mind—yeah, turns out it was a stupid question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1202,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","010df47676841e2415db52112107930ae6068561a4aa11eff03a2ee09d386ae4","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-10","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-8",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]