[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo":3,"chapter-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-91":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Chat Group: My Northern Dipper Fist Will Never Lose!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2349656,4593,"Chapter 91: I","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-91",91,"\u003Cp>What exactly is a Mohican?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Etymologically, a Mohican is a branch of Native Americans.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Mohicans, an Algonquian-speaking people, screamed “Kǔ yě kǔ yě” as their scalps were torn away, living in the Catskill Mountains along the upper Hudson River.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once regarded as a hairstyle for decadent individuals and a symbol of hippies, rebellious youth during that era, who saw through the illusions of the world, simply grew Mohawks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, when someone says “Mohican,” the first thing that comes to mind is probably that wild, colorful, bizarre hairstyle and the pitiful screams of a nobody.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet in this quintessentially Japanese school setting, who besides that one person from the end of the century would ever wear such an unconventional, abstract hairstyle?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if fashion cycles back, nostalgia isn’t supposed to mean this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji stared blankly at the students in uniform laughing and chatting below, their Mohawks swaying—he was no longer sure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Maybe there’s no such thing as a Mohican. Maybe everyone is a Mohican.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon enough, it seemed, those normally law-abiding students would swell up like balloons, donning spiked leather jackets and pants, riding motorcycles and terrorizing the neighborhood, as if they’d stepped straight out of a Mad Max set.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s going on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji turned to Yuki for confirmation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Information diffusion.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, Yuki pointed at him, then at Asahina, who was equally stunned, and added:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Worldwide.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No way. I just mentioned it once that day, and now alien-world information is spreading like an infection?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The girl nodded, then shook her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn’t just the spread of alien-world information—it was also Jia Ji’s sudden impulse to train Asahina.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asahina, outwardly an ordinary high school boy living a plain campus life, actually bears one of the two greatest causalities in this world; any slight change in him would alter the past, present, and future across every plane of time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He has neither superhuman strength nor superhuman intellect—he was merely dragged into the group by Haruhi Suzumiya against his will. What would happen now that he’s begun training?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one could predict it before things turned bad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t they notice it themselves?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Information…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I understand.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Ji paced restlessly in his room; his plan to quietly wait out the summer in the Haruhi world until that event occurred now looked doomed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is it still possible for me to go back in time with a time machine and stop myself from saying that?” he proposed a new hypothesis.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Existing time-travel methods cannot affect you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuki said calmly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As an “alien,” “anomaly,” and “superhuman” within the SOS Brigade, Jia Ji had spent these days behaving impeccably, fully embracing his role of “entertaining Haruhi for fun,” committing not a single act out of line, even rarely confronting the “god” directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like he’d been given the “outsider” profile, which included Furukawa’s request: “Just go along with Haruhi’s wishes.” He suppressed his personality and power—yet precisely because of this, the “intense collision” the Information Integration Consciousness expected never occurred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, greater power means greater danger. With Haruhi’s abilities, even the slightest misstep could trigger an interstellar war on a cosmic scale—no, perhaps countless aliens and alien civilizations had already perished during her bored daydreams in class.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their behavior was like covering a lid, conspiring to deceive the higher powers. If they could hide it forever and quietly prevent all strange events, perhaps it would be a good idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perhaps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet compared to that, his influence on Asahina, Furukawa, and Yuki was far greater; against Haruhi, the overwhelming subject, his impact was negligible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The plot’s direction changed almost nothing—he added nothing, subtracted nothing; he was a boulder dropped into a calm pond, yet not even a ripple stirred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What would happen if I suddenly vanished right now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Unknown.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe the students turned into Mohicans would revert soon after he left—or maybe never. But either way, letting this continue would only grow worse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The weather forecast predicted heavy rain today, but the students of North High already knew by instinct.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Against the scorching summer sun, unlike the usual dry heat, a stifling, humid air struck them—and so did the aura brought by someone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dazed, zombie-like, brows furrowed, his oppressive aura even lower than today’s weather, evoking discomfort and fear—anyone could see at a glance that his mood was terrible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Students passing by quickened their pace.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the upcoming plot, he was supposed to visit the president of the Science Research Club’s home for a true alien combat tournament, then, just before summer break, visit Furukawa’s “relative’s” island for some amateur detective roleplay.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once all that ended, he’d be free. But under these circumstances… could he still wait?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Haruhi burst into the activity room, full of energy to announce today’s schedule, she noticed that the spiky-haired boy seemed unusually strange—he kept absentmindedly picking up and putting down the black Go stones, looking deeply agitated, and his tea, usually never finished, remained untouched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as she entered, Jia Ji fixed his gaze on her, posture ready—as if he had something urgent to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His role in the SOS Brigade was unclear to everyone: “We’ve only known him a few days,” “He just talks to us sometimes,” “He’s like a ghost member who’s there and yet not there”—an inexplicable sense of distance lingered, contrary to Haruhi’s original intent in dragging him into the brigade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You may speak.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Haruhi waved her hand, generously deciding to hear him out before deciding his fate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve never been happy in the SOS Brigade!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What are you even trying to say?” The girl was utterly baffled by his sudden outburst.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thunder rumbled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A thick bolt of lightning split the dark clouds; summer downpour poured down. White light flashed. Distant thunder rolled slowly. The world blazed bright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A towering figure rose from the white light, resolute, determined—no one could stop him from speaking the next words—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Haruhi Suzumiya, I’m quitting the SOS Brigade!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Prepare to explode!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",992,"2026-06-21T02:38:13.240Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","2eed01b4706ee3c8dccfd86a89cdc37ac8b3515faee721b5dbd0d07549eae3e5","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-92","chat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-chapter-90",355,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fchat-group-my-northern-dipper-fist-will-never-lo-cover.jpg"]