Chapter 2: The Envoy of Wisdom Has Finally Joined the Chat Group

[Alchemy] + [Astrology]

Two Great Authorities of the Rank of Envoy bestowed upon me!

“So, combining the two actually has this kind of benefit?”

1 + 1 does not equal 2, but equals a thousand—or even ten thousand!

With this, Hermes instantly rose to become a top-tier Envoy capable of vaporizing star seas with a mere thought.

At the same moment.

A message began uploading to the Genius Club’s exclusive channel:

【Hermes, Genius Club #84, has crowned himself with the Authority of [Alchemy] in the Borderland Star Sea and created a near-perfect substance: the Philosopher’s Stone.】

【This substance possesses the ability to perform equivalent exchange of all phenomena in the universe!】

This message triggered a storm of shock across the cosmos.

Unlike the Brilliant Academy, where geniuses are merely exceptional among mortals.

Every member of the Genius Club possesses wisdom beyond mortal comprehension.

Should they choose to, each one could ignite a cataclysm sweeping the entire cosmos, just as Genius Club #27 Rupert did—provided they are willing.

Thus, whenever a new member joins the Genius Club, countless forces across the cosmos spare no effort to investigate the identity of this genius.

This is not merely out of goodwill, but also to guard against the emergence of another dangerous individual like Emperor Rupert.

Ignoring the cosmic upheaval, Hermes’ mind now rang with a cold, mechanical voice.

【Ding! The Expansive Wisdom has joined the chat group.】

【Ding! The Master of Mount Hua has joined the chat group.】

【Ding! The Sinnoh Champion has joined the chat group.】

Divine Chef: “Welcome, new member.”

Divine Chef: “I didn’t expect a new member to join so soon—I wonder if your world has any novel ingredients?”

Star Traveler: “I hope this new member is normal—otherwise, if it’s another Uchiha Itachi, I’ll start questioning my own sanity!”

Star Traveler: “Or rather, I feel most people in the Naruto world have deeply abnormal minds.”

Paper Angel: “...”

Paper Angel: “I can’t refute that at all.”

Konan recalled the group owner’s plot posts and smiled bitterly.

Born into lifelong torment, abused since infancy, raised on expired milk, yet still becoming a savior who risks his life for the world...

The girl he secretly loved dies by accident, triggering instant rage—he becomes a villain who kills his master and mother, seeking to destroy the world...

Said to have possessed Naruto-mind from childhood, then massacred his entire clan and defected...

Too many! Too many!

Star Traveler: “Welcome, new member. If Itachi have doubts about the chat group, click on any member’s profile—they’ve posted some background info.”

Star Traveler: “Also, @ComiBigFemaleLead, the group owner—we’ve got a new member.”

ComiBigFemaleLead: “Sigh, every time I see my group name, I feel a little embarrassed—but whatever, welcome, new member.”

Luo Qianqiu stared at the new member and fell into thought.

Hmm, this ‘Expansive Wisdom’ is unfamiliar—I can’t place which character it is.

【Master of Mount Hua】?

Could it be the famed Master Yue?

【Sinnoh Champion】 is obvious—it must be the legendary White Cabbage Sister, Sinnoh Champion Shirona.

Hmm, with White Cabbage Sister here, I already have a solid backup.

After all, the Pokémon world is famously rich in resources—not just the countless Pokémon, but even advanced black tech keeps emerging.

Thinking of this, Luo Qianqiu couldn’t help but smile wryly.

Looking at her own group name, ‘ComiBigFemaleLead,’ it felt painfully awkward.

She was the first to join, so naturally became group owner—back then, she thought her OP ability had finally arrived.

Turns out, it really was an OP ability—she gained numerous group owner permissions.

But because of that, she finally realized just how wild the overall world of this crossover universe truly was.

Reality told her she had indeed broken the system—but unfortunately, her current OP power was still far too weak!

One misstep, and she might die before even getting started.

She might never grow strong enough—before she could even rise, a random mini-boss might one-shot her!

If that happened, she’d be nailed to the pillar of shame forever.

What does a fully developed chat group owner even mean?

Someone who could stand shoulder to shoulder with the Main God of the Main God Space—a god-tier being across all realms!

To develop the chat group quickly and avoid dying in such a pathetic way, she immediately began inviting members to strengthen it.

The Culinary Conqueror world’s Divine Chef—Furouze.

The Traveler from Teyvat—Lumine.

The S-rank rogue from the Naruto world—Uchiha Itachi.

The first two were manageable—they were protagonists, easy to get along with.

The problem was Uchiha Itachi!

He was the infamous lunatic, the genocidal murderer who stained his hands with the blood of his entire Uchiha clan.

No matter how the anime tried to whitewash him, the fact remained: Uchiha Itachi personally slaughtered his entire clan and killed his own parents.

Moreover, the stronger such a lunatic became, the greater the danger he posed.

So at the time, Luo Qianqiu felt her chat group was too small to contain such a towering god.

Helpless, she posted part of the Naruto plot and held a public vote to forcibly kick out Uchiha Itachi.

In the end, gritting her teeth, she painstakingly analyzed her group owner permissions and barely established a membership threshold—Uchiha Itachi, this kind of lunatic, must never be admitted again!

Hmm.

So later members like 【Paper Angel】 Konan and 【The Most Evil Criminal】 Monkey D. Dragon were far more normal.

Konan, brought in after kicking out Uchiha Itachi, was the natural replacement from the Naruto world—Luo Qianqiu realized, in the entire ninja world, few were more suitable.

She simply shared the Naruto plot with Konan, and Konan immediately owed her a massive favor.

As for Monkey D. Dragon, the plot she held was a devastating weapon.

This revolutionary leader had promised to find her a suitable Devil Fruit in return.

This eased Luo Qianqiu’s nerves slightly—she now had at least some means of self-defense!

Sinnoh Champion: “A cross-dimensional chat group? One that connects different dimensions? Does this mean within the Pokémon multiverse, or does it transcend boundaries?”

Sinnoh Champion: “Let me check the member profiles... hmm, these do seem to be entirely different worldviews!”

Shirona, after releasing her main Pokémon and triple-checking she wasn’t trapped in a genjutsu, swiftly assessed her current situation.

As a renowned Champion trainer and famous archaeologist, Shirona’s intelligence surpassed over 99% of the Pokémon world’s population—she quickly understood her circumstances.

Master of Mount Hua: “A divine artifact linking the three thousand worlds? So the ancient texts were not the delusions of our ancestors!!”

Master of Mount Hua: “It’s just that we, their descendants, are unworthy—we’ve come to treat our ancestors’ epics as mere myths...”

At the peak of Mount Hua, in the Hall of Righteous Qi, a figure stroked his beard as he gazed into the distance, his eyes growing ever deeper.

ComiBigFemaleLead: “Shirona? Zhu Lan?”

Sinnoh Champion: “Itachi know me?”

ComiBigFemaleLead: “No need for formalities—I’m just an ordinary group owner. As a new member, I have a choice for Itachi: some information about your world. In my hands, it’s become an anime—if Itachi’re interested...”

“Whether Itachi want it publicly posted or privately sent, it’s entirely up to Itachi.”

Luo Qianqiu explained everything clearly and openly.