Chapter 444: Life Is Hard, Luo Qianqiu Sighs
The Nine Uncle from the zombie world, this newbie village chief nicknamed the Saint of All Worlds… should I still add him?
After all, without Teacher Yue, adding the Saint of All Worlds could replenish the chat group’s elements?
But despite saying that, Luo Qianqiu decisively rejected it.
It just feels weird somehow if I add Nine Uncle… but still, I’m curious—do any of his disciples really come from other worlds?
Iron Man from the Marvel world? Forget it.
Though this guy claims to rival gods as a mere mortal, and though his ending clearly had plot armor, it still highlighted his undeniable heroic nature—but…
Still, Luo Qianqiu didn’t want this playboy appearing in the chat group.
Her chat group still has underage cuties—adding a playboy would be inappropriate.
Even though the Marvel world is a multiverse rich in resources, comparable to the Tree Sea Multiverse, Luo Qianqiu never once considered adding Iron Man.
Later, the chat group even recommended a Black Beast world… she covered her face; if she added a member from that world, the group’s tone would surely sprint toward some unspeakable direction!
The Black Beast world was crossed out; next came the Lurennvzhu options… Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, Ze Cun Yingliyi—ugh, one’s a self-sacrificing toxic snarky dog, the other’s a golden-haired tsundere loser, neither of which Luo Qianqiu liked.
If it were Saint Hui, Luo Qianqiu might consider—but a masochistic snarky senior, plus hidden dog-like tendencies, and an extreme tsundere golden-haired loser…
All she could say was, how regrettable that Saint Hui’s name didn’t even appear!
Could the Acalin girl’s traits be so negligible that even the chat group ignored her?
What about An Yi Lunye?
Luo Qianqiu didn’t even bother to consider him.
But…
Luo Qianqiu: “Indeed, it’s time to consider adding new members.”
Luo Qianqiu: “I’ll search again myself—see if any new candidates pop up.”
Saying that, Luo Qianqiu promptly opened the group owner backend and intensified the search for members.
Soon.
New information refreshed, several new profiles popped up.
First, the HP world: candidate members were Dumbledore and Harry Potter…
“Cross them out! Cross them out!”
These two, Luo Qianqiu decisively rejected.
Dumbledore, though hailed as the greatest white wizard and the righteous leader of the HP world, unquestionably a good man and a beloved headmaster to Hogwarts students—but…
“Why is it this old bee?”
Luo Qianqiu covered her face—he’s good, yes, but Dumbledore is the quintessential British [gentleman].
As for Harry Potter?
His behavior in the original novels alone was enough for Luo Qianqiu to never consider him.
Annoying brats are the worst, and Harry Potter—
Is a full-blown annoying brat!
Next came…
Huang Rong?
“This one might be worth considering—I’ll check her profile.”
Luo Qianqiu muttered, clicked open Huang Rong’s detailed profile—and then…
“Cross it out! Cross it out!”
Upon seeing this version of Huang Rong was from “The Return of the Condor Heroes” as the Sect Leader, not the Peach Blossom Island heiress from “The Legend of the Condor Heroes,” Luo Qianqiu discarded her immediately.
Needless to say, the two versions of Huang Rong, though from the same author and forming a sequel relationship, were wildly disconnected.
If the daughter of the Eastern Heretic Huang Yaoshi, the Peach Blossom Island heiress, was countless readers’ white moonlight, then the Sect Leader, Lady Guo, was the quintessential middle-aged auntie…
Who knows how many fans’ flawless white moonlight filters shattered the moment this Sect Leader appeared?
After crossing out several options in a row, Luo Qianqiu felt a bit nauseated.
Indeed, finding a member who meets her standards is incredibly difficult…
Pull yourself together, keep scrolling.
“Klaan Wo ? Who is this guy?”
Luo Qianqiu muttered to herself, continued checking details: “So he’s the King of the Dead in Faerûn?”
“Oh, a powerful deity of lawful neutral alignment?”
In her previous life, by the time she got interested in games, D&D was already ancient history—she preferred Genshin Impact and Honkai, not those old-school Western fantasy games.
After thoroughly researching Klaan Wo ’s details, Luo Qianqiu still regretfully eliminated him.
Klaan Wo was a competent god of death.
A competent god of death, whether for the world or for sentient beings, was deeply respected.
But.
Again, Klaan Wo might be a competent god of death, a great protector of the afterlife—but his values clashed too severely with Luo Qianqiu’s.
This typical Western pantheon mindset simply couldn’t mesh with the vast majority of chat group members.
Keep scrolling the list: Zhen Huan? Empress Ru Yan? Empress Dowager Akatsuki Zhuang? Dou Yifang? Ma Er Tai Ruoxi?
“Hmm…”
“What even is this?!”
Life is hard—the group owner sighed; did the chat group just stab a hive of palace intrigue dramas?
Hard to imagine what would happen if her chat group actually added these people.
Would her chat group’s tone instantly shift from a girls’ gossip group—wait, from a friend communication group—to a multiverse palace intrigue group?
Just thinking of it made Luo Qianqiu shiver, a wave of nausea and chills rising in her chest.
After crossing out another pile of unspeakable nonsense, Luo Qianqiu kept scrolling.
Next came…
Emperor channel?
The famed Qin Shi Huang and Han Wu Di were listed, many Three Kingdoms heroes appeared, plus several well-known Western monarchs…
“Chat group, what the hell are these recommendations?”
Luo Qianqiu looked at these figures and didn’t even bother to check their details—her face darkened as she scolded her unreliable system.
Perhaps the chat group only recommended emperors who were mostly enlightened—not necessarily benevolent, but they had all ushered in golden ages.
Perhaps precisely because of that, they bypassed her system’s selection rules and appeared before her.
But…
Emperors, no matter their world’s setting—any emperor with even a shred of power, what are they really made of? Who, after nine years of compulsory education, doesn’t know?
End of Chapter
