Chapter 559

The next morning.

Bai Liang was somewhat unusually not up early, or rather, Da Tiantian was simply too unusual.

She set a very early alarm, and had no intention of staying in bed at all; as soon as the alarm rang, she got up straight like a special forces soldier.

This kind of willpower was simply inhuman!

After all, as everyone knows, the main function of an alarm clock is to be pressed by someone's hand after it rings, allowing them to take a short nap.

Normally, wouldn't one get up slowly when the third alarm rings?

In the past, Da Tiantian was indeed like that, but she was quite excited today.

However, after washing up, she cupped her face, looked in the mirror, paused for several seconds... and turned to run toward the bedroom, her running posture like a little duck.

Da Tiantian: I'm full of vitality today, my bare face is too good-looking, I have to let Bai Liang appreciate it too!

At this moment, Bai Liang was also about to wake up; his biological clock had reached the time.

In a daze, he felt the quilt at his feet being lifted, and then something pressed onto his legs...

A few seconds later, a little head completed the quilt adventure and successfully lay on his chest, meeting his gaze just as he opened his eyes.

"Morning~"

"Tiantian, you're up so early..." Bai Liang yawned and said.

"You're up too!"

"With a hundred pounds pressing on me, I almost suspected I was being pressed by a ghost..."

It wasn't the first time Bai Liang had enjoyed this kind of wake-up service.

However, the one who used to wake him up like this most often was actually the cat, Xiaobao; this little thing loved to lie on his chest.

Almost as long as it was allowed into the room to sleep, at a certain point in the morning, it would definitely refresh on Bai Liang's chest right on time, more accurate than his own biological clock.

"I don't weigh a hundred pounds! Don't talk nonsense!" Da Tiantian twisted and turned, clearly dissatisfied with Bai Liang inexplicably adding ten pounds to her weight.

It was very strange!

Being pressed like this while asleep or half-asleep would make one feel difficulty breathing.

But after being completely awake, it seemed there was no such trouble.

Sometimes lighter than a feather, sometimes heavier than Mount Tai~

"Hey, what are you doing? You're not being honest!" Da Tiantian felt something and hurriedly launched a condemnation.

Bai Liang thought for a moment, adjusted slightly, and said, "I can't help it, because you're kind~"

"Ah?" Da Tiantian tilted her head, clearly not understanding what he meant.

However, Bai Liang wasn't a riddle-maker, so he simply drew his sword!

"A good person should be pointed at by a gun!"

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"It's all your fault~ we're both late; I've never been late for a show recording..."

"See this navigation? We might be half an hour late!"

"I said let's leave early, let's leave early, but you insisted on taking a shower..."

"..."

In the car, Da Tiantian nagged, occasionally poking Bai Liang with her finger, seemingly wanting to remind him in this way: You are not allowed to be distracted when I'm talking to you!

Regarding her resentment, Bai Liang naturally wouldn't find it annoying, showing a look of humbly accepting it.

However, Da Tiantian seemed exceptionally sharp today, directly discovering the slight upward curve at the corner of his mouth.

Just this one flaw instantly broke Da Tiantian's defense; her little mouth pouted, not knowing if she wanted to cry or make a scene.

This look of wanting to cry but not crying made the expression formed by her facial features seem to have undergone a rearrangement, like a little milk cat that had been wronged...

This look really made one want to hold her in their arms and comfort her, the kind where you soothe her while gently pinching her cheeks.

Of course, one might also be unable to resist adding a bit more force, wanting to fiercely rub her cheeks~

And then couldn't help but exclaim: How can a person be this cute?

The element of cuteness, although many people feel it's not worth mentioning in front of sexiness.

But these two things can actually coexist.

Anyway, Da Tiantian could do it.

Even if she was still in an "angry" state, the sweetness level had clearly exceeded the limit.

As a result, just when Bai Liang was about to suck on her cheeks, Da Tiantian swayed her head and dodged, not letting him succeed.

"I'm going to punish you, no!"

"Give it to me! Sister~"

"Even if you call me sister, it's not... I have to consider it a little!"

Da Tiantian acted spoiled halfway, then made an emergency withdrawal; after all, she really liked hearing Bai Liang call her sister~

And if it were before, if Bai Liang insisted, she would have definitely given it, but today it really delayed things too much!

Wasting so much time, Da Tiantian's original makeup plan was ruined; at this moment, there was only light makeup on her face that she had emergency-applied five minutes before leaving.

"Hmm... what if I can make a clever excuse?"

"You just wanted to say 'sophistry,' right?" Da Tiantian was like a black cat sheriff, catching this "one-eared" thief on the spot.

"Explanation!"

"Then explain!"

Da Tiantian learned from her mistakes, and was continuing to learn from them at this moment.

She never expected that the bad man's goal wasn't sophistry, but taking the opportunity to sneak attack!

"Hey, don't rub off my makeup, otherwise I'll have to touch it up again..."

The car had already been driving for a while by now.

After the two of them made a scene for a while, they finally passed the program team's "application" and turned on the camera in the car.

From this moment on, any previous operations couldn't be done blindly.

Otherwise, it would be being intimate in front of dozens of people from the program team, which was a bit too arrogant.

But Bai Liang declared that he was a responsible man, so an explanation still had to be given~

So he quickly whispered in Da Tiantian's ear:

"My gun, it has no bullets!"

Just this one sentence, and Da Tiantian didn't react to what it meant until she got out of the car.

"Clearly it did..." she muttered to herself while giving him a charming roll of her eyes.

Mainly because she understood and started to associate it.

However, Wu Jing, who brought his wife to pick them up, felt like he was being teased to his face.

He saw these two, one chasing, one running; when they ran in front of him, Da Tiantian was still muttering things like "trajectory is to the left," "big liar," and so on.

Wu Jing: Did I dream of He Chenguang?

It must be said, Wu Jing's meme had quite a high participation rate with Bai Liang.

Why is the trajectory to the left?

Bai Liang: I don't want my gun to be easily used if it's taken by the "enemy."

The slogan was like that anyway.