Chapter 565: Go buy melon seeds for the big fool Tiantian!

I don't know why, but Bai Liang always felt that he was getting more and more experienced in "tricking fools."

In the past, it was often out of a weird sense of humor that he would specifically tease these kinds of "silly girls." Now, it had reached the realm where he didn't even need to tease them actively, and they would imagine themselves being tricked by him.

But to be fair, it still made people feel quite cute~

Just look at Da Tiantian's behavior at night; it almost made Bai Liang accidentally choke on his laughter.

He was a person who rarely wanted to laugh when doing things; after all, there was already stimulation in other aspects, and it wasn't that easy to laugh out loud.

But facing Da Tiantian, who was so serious as if she were doing some main quest, it made him quite unable to hold back his laughter.

In the past, this young lady always had a silly and dazed look, and most of the time she was tamed and obedient, letting him manipulate her, belonging to the very passive type of player.

But this time was different. Da Tiantian, who had become particularly active, had her little face tightened, but it became even more rosy because of other reasons.

Of course, the biggest difference was that in the past, Da Tiantian was passively using her muscles, but today she was active, so her body was as stiff as a zombie.

Her spine was held straight, as if she were holding her breath and unwilling to let it out.

Holding her breath...

Bai Liang: Not good~

So he hurriedly reached out to interfere from the sidelines!

"Hey, what are you doing?"

After letting out a breath, Da Tiantian instantly collapsed like a mountain; her body, which had been stiff as a zombie, was now lying on Bai Liang like a noodle, as if she had no bones.

"Your face was all flushed from holding it; I suspect you would have passed out from holding your breath later."

She always felt that Bai Liang refused to let the title "sister" stay with her because her performance and combat power in certain aspects were indeed unsatisfactory.

Simply put, a little weakling.

It was hard to establish a brand-new belief today, and she just wanted to win back everything she had lost before, but she was interfered with from the sidelines... Unfair, rematch!

"How is it impossible? Have you ever seen a movie called 'The Sniper'?"

"I think I saw it a long time ago..." Da Tiantian said, a bit uncertain.

It seems that thing was acted by Master Huang and the photography-loving Teacher Chen, right?

"In that movie, Master Huang liked to hold his breath when shooting, and in the end, he couldn't hold it and was headshot by someone..."

Bai Liang actually didn't remember it very clearly either; he hadn't seen the movie, just saw a clip of it on Douyin before.

He felt this thing was similar to He Chenguang's trajectory being biased to the left; they were all strange knowledge that was useless, and he didn't know if it was correct.

However, it was enough to fool Da Tiantian.

This was back to the rhythm he was most familiar with.

Although the process was a bit different from what Da Tiantian imagined in her head, the final result was still the same.

She just liked to do some little silly things that didn't hinder the final result; he didn't know what she was holding her breath for in the first place.

Originally, Bai Liang thought she had calmed down, but the next morning when he woke up, he was met with a pair of big, watery eyes, blinking without stopping, just staring at him...

Bai Liang, who hadn't experienced this kind of being startled for a long time, really shook his body the moment he opened his eyes!

"No, Tiantian, you didn't stay up all night, did you?"

Hearing this, Da Tiantian wrinkled her nose with some dissatisfaction, "You have to call me sister~"

"Sister, you didn't stay up all night, did you?" Bai Liang, feeling that the other party's state was not right, didn't argue and hurriedly gave the other party the "honorific title" and asked the question again.

After Da Tiantian was satisfied, she answered his question.

"No, I slept with you, but I had a dream last night."

"A nightmare, and you were scared awake?"

"A beautiful dream, I laughed awake, and then I couldn't sleep. I've been watching you for over an hour! Hehe~"

This dream might have been really beautiful; look, after Da Tiantian finished saying this, she could actually cover her mouth and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

According to the normal process, Bai Liang should ask her what kind of dream she had next.

He didn't ask.

Of course, it was on purpose.

Sure enough, just as Bai Liang stretched and prepared to wash up first, Da Tiantian couldn't hold it anymore.

"Aren't you going to ask me what I dreamed about?"

"Usually, you shouldn't be able to remember it shortly after having a dream, so I won't make it difficult for you."

"I remember it very clearly, our child is especially cute! You touch it~"

It could be seen that at this moment, Da Tiantian's desire to share was overflowing, and she even seriously placed Bai Liang's hand on her flat little belly that seemed to have no fat at all.

Bai Liang paused slightly, "Little belly, little belly?"

"It's here."

Bai Liang nodded, it's here, that's fine.

Of course, the first sentence was said by him, and the second sentence was also responded to by him.

This job successfully made Da Tiantian look down at her belly for three seconds, her brain didn't react for a while, as if she really thought her "little belly" had spoken.

Fortunately, she wasn't really a fool; after reacting quickly, she looked at Bai Liang with some shame and anger, staring with her eyes wide open as if she were very powerful.

It's a pity that she had been using this trick for years, and it had never had any effect.

Some "little things," even when angry, only make people feel happy and want to reach out and touch...

In essence, this is actually not much different from teasing a cat.

After being gently scratched on the chin by Bai Liang, she could only toss and turn on the bed for a while, and finally, with a kiss, it immediately turned from cloudy to sunny.

"I think it will definitely be a hit this time!"

"Why are you so confident?" Bai Liang asked with some curiosity.

Whether it was a hit or not, he didn't care; he mainly wanted to discuss "academics." Where did this confidence come from?

Da Tiantian's face was full of "It's finally my turn" expression, and she put her little hands on her hips:

"Because my body is very good, have you ever farmed?"

Bai Liang shook his head; he really hadn't tried that.

Hearing this, Da Tiantian's confidence grew even more, but for the sake of safety, she asked another question: "Then your body... should be fine too, right?"

"Doctors all say I've raised the average line of current sub-health."

"Then that's right!"

"Ah?"