Chapter 135

"Big liar!"

"I never said I needed to take that medicine~"

Bai Liang felt deeply wronged.

Not to mention that box of sildenafil—he didn't use a single thing Old Zhou bought.

Of course, it wasn't just his own doing.

Some things are for boys, others are actually for girls.

Anyway, Li Xin didn't need any of that lubricant nonsense—after all, her own "condition" was already excellent.

Though a bit thin, she was full of energy!

But by tomorrow morning, she'd be settling accounts with Bai Liang!

Thanks to having slept earlier last evening, and despite the intense activity inside the RV, since no time was wasted, he actually ended up sleeping earlier than usual.

After all, they started messing around past seven—no matter how fierce, they couldn't go on until midnight.

So when Li Xin woke up, she was utterly refreshed.

Hmm, the mattress was too comfortable—sleep quality was super high.

If she hadn't woken up to see a capybara sitting there grinning at her, this would've been a truly wonderful morning.

It's still pretty nice now, but she had to pretend.

Hmph! Looks harmless, but actually a real troublemaker!

He has some unspoken issue and needs drugs to maintain his manhood?

Pfft!

She grabbed his face and started squeezing it hard—she was avenging last night's "deception."

Naturally, Bai Liang didn't resist at all.

She's just making up excuses for herself—why argue about it?

Some girls are like that—they need a reason to justify certain actions, or else they feel uneasy inside.

Remember, when they suddenly overlapped last night, it wasn't Bai Liang who rolled over first.

On the contrary, he was the passive one.

The moment the lights went off, Li Xin launched a zero-frame attack and pinned him down.

Some things between men and women don't need to be agreed upon beforehand.

The unspoken understanding between adults is right there.

They were already lying on the same bed—what would happen next was obvious even with your butt.

Plus, according to the Dark Forest Principle, Li Xin figured if she didn't strike first, Bai Liang definitely would've come over anyway.

No problem!

"Looks so innocent, pretending to be clueless."

"Stop it! My face is going numb," Bai Liang protested.

But Li Xin ignored him completely—what did it matter if his face went numb? What do you think happened to me?!

Some things shouldn't be thought about or analyzed—once you do, you start feeling wrong and uncomfortable.

Li Xin suddenly snapped back to reality, let go of Bai Liang, and scrambled to the head of the bed to find the sperm blocker and sildenafil she'd hidden last night.

The latter was just a joke—Bai Liang didn't need it at all—but the former? She really needed it!

And now, the packaging was intact, completely unused.

"Oh no!"

"What's wrong?" Bai Liang's gentle voice came from behind—but stayed behind.

Li Xin froze, about to speak, when her breathing rhythm was instantly shattered.

"You—"

At six a. m., Bai Liang left the RV to buy breakfast.

"Did you take that long?" Li Xin, having washed herself thoroughly from head to toe, asked with a resentful look.

You little brat! You have the bad habit of spitting anywhere!

"I just turned a corner to get breakfast, but this was harder to get."

After placing breakfast on the table, Bai Liang pulled out a flower still glistening with dew and handed it to Li Xin.

"You sly, deceitful bad man."

Though she said that, the smile on her lips clearly betrayed her true mood.

A single flower—worth nothing money-wise—but after one night, this boy still went out of his way to please her—this emotional value couldn't be bought with money~

She took the flower, sniffed it, and asked curiously: "Are flower shops open this early?"

"Of course not—I stole it from the greenbelt for you."

"You've gone too far~ Always doing silly things—can't you be more mature~?"

She glared at Bai Liang, then carefully arranged the flower.

Just staring at the dewdrops on it, she drifted into thought.

After breakfast, Bai Liang felt restless again.

There was no help for it—his age, his physical state—he was still in the phase where he couldn't get enough.

Sometimes he even thought his reason for sticking to fitness and running nearly every day was to burn off excess energy.

But Li Xin clearly couldn't let him keep fooling around—she'd dawdled until almost seven, and soon the crew would start arriving; what if they saw her getting out of Bai Liang's RV first thing in the morning?

But now there was another problem—she had nothing to change into.

Too impatient to wait for her assistant to bring clothes, Li Xin decided to be a little careless and just wear yesterday's outfit.

Anyway, the weather's still pretty cold now, so I don't sweat much.

"Aren't you going to change your underwear either? Doesn't it feel uncomfortable?"

"Where would I get underwear to change into?" Halfway through speaking, she suddenly looked at Bai Liang. "How about..."

Five minutes later, Li Xin found that men's boxer briefs were actually pretty comfortable to wear!

After both of them were dressed and tidied up, Old Zhou had already gone outside to "scout" around.

Safe! Can leave the cabin!

However, just before opening the door, Li Xin suddenly took a deep breath, turned around and wrapped both arms around Bai Liang's neck, rose up on her tiptoes

Very awkward—she couldn't reach.

Mainly because Bai Liang didn't react in time. After freezing for two seconds, he quickly lowered his head, letting the young lady have a proper taste.

After sucking for two minutes, Miss Li Xin blinked her eyes: "You're so tall~"

"It's alright, I guess? I'm only 1.85 meters."

Bai Liang habitually rounded up the number, then suddenly froze: "Are you comparing me to some ex-boyfriend of yours?"

Li Xin ignored his words, but couldn't help rolling her eyes. "Now you're my ex-boyfriend."

After saying that, she opened the door and went out. Her freshly tied ponytail bounced as she walked, seemingly in a pretty good mood.

Something fitting happened.

Today's entertainment circle hot search headline was Liu Shishi and Long Long Liqi's Bali wedding.

Having dealt with Tang Ren for so long, Bai Liang finally got to see this real number one sister of Tang Ren.

On Weibo.

Another '85 flower' has officially walked down the aisle.

"Great Immortal, what are you researching?"

"Looking at someone else's wife."

Wang Yanlin, who had only asked casually, suddenly became interested upon hearing this. His big head immediately leaned over: "Oh?! Let me see~"

But after discovering it was Liu Shishi's wedding on Weibo's hot search, he immediately felt deflated. "When this comes out of your mouth, why does it sound so ambiguous?"

"Just tell me—isn't she someone else's wife?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Come on, let's now look at someone else's husband"

"Husband?" Li Xin instinctively picked up the thread.

How to put it—she did overreact a bit to that word.

As everyone knows, in certain situations, certain terms of address, when used to spice things up, have an excellent effect.

Let alone "husband"—even bumping the seniority up another level wouldn't be off the table.

Fortunately, although the young lady's startle response was a bit strong, Bai Liang held back and didn't instinctively answer at that moment.

However, Wang Yanlin, standing beside them, swept his eyes over the two of them, and a strange expression flashed across his face.

"Wow! They've achieved the right result! How wonderful!"

Li Xin also joined in the discussion of the hot search. Being a girl, she was indeed more sentimental about this sort of thing, with quite a bit of envy in her eyes.

"Want to get married? Look for Great Immortal, he's quite willing to marry and have kids early—he told me so himself before."

Wang Yanlin said with a mischievous grin, nudging Bai Liang with his elbow.

Contrary to what he'd imagined, Bai Liang actually nodded very crisply. "Yeah, there's nothing wrong with marrying a bit earlier."

It's just that the entertainment circle's "feng shui" seemed a bit off; otherwise, Bai Liang should have already gotten his marriage certificate with some pretty, rich young lady by now.

He tried several times along the way, but indeed never succeeded.

"Bro, I was just kidding—you're serious?!"

Wang Yanlin was a bit shocked. No way, are these two developing this fast?

Li Xin seemed very interested in this topic, staring at Bai Liang without blinking. "You really think that way? Aren't you afraid it'll affect your career?"

"Career? Hmm... it's hard to explain in detail to you, but anyway, I'm really not afraid."

These words didn't make Li Xin any happier; instead, she suddenly fell into melancholy, as if thinking of someone.

Wang Yanlin: Great Immortal, did you do that?

Bai Liang: Cut the crap~ All I bring the Miss is happiness!

Based on his observation and bold hypothesis, the one who made the young lady drift into memories should be that shorty?

Absolutely not a personal attack—mainly because Miss Li Qin really isn't that famous, and Bai Liang had never researched her romantic history. God knows which one was her ex-boyfriend.

Li Xin: Who it was before doesn't matter, anyway my ex-boyfriend is you now—pah!

A gross man who spits on the ground.

Regarding this matter, that night she lay in bed turning it over in her mind, unable to fall asleep no matter what.

In the end, she really couldn't hold back, and went to knock on Bai Liang's room door.

Don't misunderstand—Li Xin wasn't looking to rekindle things with Bai Liang, she purely wanted him to give her an explanation.

Naturally, Bai Liang wouldn't be staying in the RV today. That thing was fun to stay in once in a while, but for long-term living, the experience wasn't that great.

Bai Liang enjoyed life, he didn't torment himself.

Besides, he still had to work out—the hotel was still the best choice.

When Li Xin arrived, he had just come back from the gym. Seeing this Miss standing at his room door, Bai Liang immediately "got it instantly." Good girl! The young lady is really kind!

Knowing that the energy he burned from pumping iron still wasn't enough, she came to help again.

"I sweated quite a bit, do you mind?"

In this regard, Bai Liang respected the girl very much, so he asked first.

If you mind him, you should definitely take a bath.

"Ah, it's fine, no stink at all."

Li Xin shook his head, still wrestling with guilt—he'd truly lost his mind, fooling around with Bai Liang in the RV was bad enough, but then he'd actually forgotten to buy medicine afterward.

Running the numbers, it really was a dangerous period.

Now he was genuinely panicked!

Right after she said she didn't mind, she realized her whole body had been "launched" upward.

Compared to the cramped RV, the hotel room was naturally better suited for action.

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So the next morning, Li Xin woke up with a dazed expression.

Huh? Who am I? Where am I?

After thinking it over, plus the sticky feeling and that odd smell, the more she thought, the angrier she got—she really wanted to kill that bastard Bai Liang.

But when Bai Liang came running back with steaming hot breakfast, still remembering to bring her a flower, some of the angry words simply wouldn't come out.

Just looking at his sincere face, she really couldn't bring herself to scold him.

Besides, this wasn't entirely his fault—she hadn't immediately voiced resistance, even sort of cooperated.

Li Xin slapped her own forehead, feeling utterly hopeless.

She decided to just lay it out: "What if I get pregnant?"

"Huh? You're pregnant? Already know that fast?!" Bai Liang thought this didn't seem scientific at all.

How could you know right today whether a seed planted yesterday even took root?

But he could never end up as some hapless dad taking on someone else's kid, so Bai Liang was thoroughly confused.

"I mean, hypothetically! Never mind, you're so young, why am I even talking about this with you? But you absolutely mustn't do this again, understood?"

Bai Liang: I don't understand what you're saying, aba aba~

Just seeing that clueless expression again, Li Xin felt utterly powerless against this guy.

She couldn't just punch him!

But she did start picking at the breakfast—milk? Porridge?

Take it away, take it away—she couldn't look at these things now, they made her imagine things she shouldn't.

As for what to do next, she admitted she had no idea.

If it really happens, we'll see how things go—either make him take responsibility, or abort it.

But people's thoughts really do change at different stages.

Day one: terrified out of her wits.

Day two: deeply anxious.

Day three: somehow not so bad anymore~

Day four: today's flow was lighter.

Day five: if I really am pregnant, maybe it's not so bad~

Day six: I hope I am.

Day seven: Oh, there's no day seven—Young Lady Li Xin has officially wrapped filming!

Her part is over.

When she left, she was heartbroken, hugging Zhao Liying and wailing loudly.

Poor Zhao made her feel bewildered—what's going on with her? Why so suddenly emotional?

She could only hold her, comfort her, and assure her they'd meet again during promotion, and could even plan meals together later—sister would miss her too!

Li Xin looked up, dazed: Huh?

But her peripheral vision caught sight of a capybara—smiling right at her.

Her heart warmed slightly, then turned hollow, as if she'd missed something.

Was she too quick to call him her "ex-boyfriend"?!!

Now it was too late to regret.

Seeing Li Xin cry even more pitifully, Zhao Liying's nose turned sour.

She'd climbed up from the bottom herself—she still had empathy—and before she knew it, she started crying too, hugging her head in anguish!

"Wow, it feels just like when we were in school, after military training ended and all the girls hugged and cried together," Lin Genxin remarked.

Bai Liang nodded. "Yeah, girls are more emotional."

"What was it like when we wrapped last time?"

"Oh, we played a game—I remember clearly, you died six times in five minutes."

They exchanged glances and couldn't hold it in.

They were still crying nearby—if they laughed out loud, it would seem disrespectful.

In fact, they'd long since realized these two brats were up to no good.

Even after crying, Zhao Liying didn't forget to glare at them.

Bai Liang was fine—he was a big softie, didn't take pressure well.

But Lin Genxin stiffened slightly, looking thoroughly awkward.

Did he get into character?!

Or maybe it was just the lingering trauma from when barefoot Zhao Liying kicked him in the face during filming.

Ever since that scene, Bai Liang had always thought this guy acted weird around Zhao Liying.

"Do you like Dou Dou Xiao Zhao?"

"Great Immortal, could you not start from zero frames?" Lin Genxin said with a helpless face, then feeling something was off, added: "You called her Dou Dou Xiao Zhao? The world is upside down!"

Among the lead actors of this production crew, Zhao Liying was the oldest, a well-deserved big sister.

"I'm worried you'll awaken some weird stuff. How about we have Wang Yanlin take his shoes off for you, have a good sniff, drive away the charm."

"Sniff my ass! How smelly his feet are, don't you know?"

"Who's talking nonsense?"

Wang Yanlin, who was wrapping up filming tomorrow, expressed his dissatisfaction—he couldn't leave behind such a strange reputation before going!

"He wants to smell your feet~" Bai Liang said with an earnest face, indicating he just loves speaking the truth.

"No problem! We're all bros, I could even give you my socks."

Sigh~

Speaking of socks, Bai Liang remembered there seemed to be an extra pair of white cotton socks in his room—no need to say whose, probably taken off and forgotten to put back on.

After all, no need to go out in a hotel, just slip on some sandals and you can wander around.

Consider it a little gift left for him by Miss Li Xin before she wrapped up and left~

Of course, she also took something of Bai Liang's. Earlier on the trailer she had no underwear to change into, so she wore Bai Liang's boxer briefs.

That thing was taken away by her.

After all, returning it to him after wearing it would just feel kind of weird.

Does this count as the two of them exchanging tokens? Just that the tokens are a bit strange.

Just as Bai Liang was zoning out, Wang Yanlin and Lin Genxin, these two guys, began a debate over whose feet smell worse.

Just at that moment, Bai Liang's sixth sense suddenly issued him a "warning," so he quickly slipped away.

Sure enough, within three sentences, these two guys started taking off their shoes.

Lin Genxin grabbed his own shoes, turned around, and like presenting tribute, said, "Here, help me sniff, sniff carefully, let's see whose feet smell worse!"

Originally, the one standing in that spot was Bai Liang, but he sensed something was off and slipped away.

Now standing there was Zhao Liying, who had come to rehearse a scene with Lin Genxin.

Dou Dou Xiao Zhao's expression was quite a sight.

She had just been crying her eyes out with Miss Li Xin, and her eyes were still a bit red.

Before she could even talk to Lin Genxin, suddenly this guy shoved his shoes at her.

Ah, sniff carefully.

Quite an elegant choice of words.

Zhao Liying stared at him blankly, her slightly parted lips and reddened eye sockets, as if overwhelmed by the stench.

"Done for, even if Lin Gou likes her, he doesn't stand a chance now."

Bai Liang, who had already run a hundred meters away, shook his head, thinking Lin Genxin probably wouldn't be able to steal a march on Uncle Feng.

The spot he ran out to was also quite clever.

Looking up, the car Miss Li Xin was sitting in passed right in front of him. She seemed to have spotted him, and the window immediately rolled down.

Her little head leaned against the car window, she smiled and waved at him, her eyes also red—the aftereffect of the crying session earlier.

So Bai Liang just raised his hand and waved back, seeing her off.

This scene was so heartwarming, but five minutes later, Bai Liang received a WeChat message from Li Xin.

"I didn't want to say anything originally, but you stinky scumbag secretly called me Li Yitong twice!"

"Don't think I didn't know!"

"You think lowering your voice means I can't hear? My hearing is way better than you think!"

"And that 'spitting on the ground' thing of yours! Wait for the results, if it comes true don't even think about running!"

"I'll settle the score with you next time we meet!"

The tone suddenly changed!

Bai Liang scratched his head, not quite remembering whether he really did that.

After all, men, sometimes the little head controls the big head, brain gets heated~

And Li Xin spoke with such conviction.

Bai Liang obediently prepared to type an apology, but just then Li Yitong happened to send him a message.

Here's a key point.

Bai Liang's remark for Li Yitong is Miss Li.

His remark for Li Xin is also Miss Li.

When he first set this up, it was a bit of a mischievous joke, because the two look alike, he felt—no need to distinguish so clearly.

Anyway, Li Xin wouldn't chat with him, only Li Yitong would contact him. Back then his relationship with Li Xin was just having met once.

And so.

Li Yitong, thousands of miles away, had only meant to give Bai Liang her daily harassment, but inexplicably received an apology from him.

Huh?

Why on earth is he apologizing to me?

First reaction: he did something to wrong me, scumbag!

But then she quickly felt something was off. Oh right, they weren't that kind of relationship.

So she thought about it all night and still couldn't figure out what Bai Liang had done that required an apology to her.

Successfully gained a pair of dark circles.

Li Yitong, who looked in the mirror in the morning, saw her haggard reflection and suddenly realized!

Damn!

This bastard is apologizing in advance, is he?

How so cruel! Now even fishing doesn't bother to chum the water.

(End of Chapter)