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Chapter 266: What a Drunken Fool!

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As everyone knows, magic does not exist in this world.

Magic tricks are all fake.

So Meng Jie thought for two whole days, and finally excitedly reached a conclusion: "Tongtong, you're his plant! You two must have been working together!"

Li Yitong: ". Wow, Meng Jie, you're so smart!"

Meng Jie: "Hehe, right~"

The light flashing in those proud big eyes made Li Yitong's mind wander for a moment, and she muttered to herself:

Is Meng Jie truly wise, deliberately playing dumb to tease her, or does she really just have a peculiar train of thought and no experience in this area?

She went out with Bai Liang once, and when she came back, her stockings were gone.

A female rogue like Jin Cheng would know at first glance that the two of them definitely went off to do something naughty.

That day after leaving the KTV, Jin Cheng had been following Li Yitong the whole time, even all the way to her hotel room.

Her face full of a wicked grin, she declared she wanted revenge.

Revenge for what?

Naturally, the revenge for lifting her skirt!

Jin Cheng felt she was a bit screwed—just a few days into joining the crew, and her skirt had been lifted twice.

Although only Bai Liang, that one guy, had seen it, letting him peek in private was one thing—sort of a blushing, heart-racing, little thrill of flirtation.

But every time there were three other girls standing by "watching," making her feel uncomfortable all over.

She wasn't really a crazy bitch—even Shuangzi couldn't pull off something like that~

Jin Cheng declared that at most she'd accept having Li Yitong along, since they really were good sisters after all.

Between good sisters, when ownership rights aren't yet determined, of course you can share~ Just thinking about it is quite thrilling.

So... her checking it out isn't too much, is it?

Li Yitong: Way too much!

What kind of decent girl insists on stripping another girl's panties off?!

Wait, does Jin Cheng even have anything to strip? There isn't any to begin with.

When Bai Liang teased Jin Cheng at the KTV with that "definitely wasn't wearing any," Li Yitong actually flinched.

She didn't know whether Jin Cheng was wearing any, but she herself definitely wasn't after going out and coming back.

That little piece of fabric, after making a guest appearance as a towel, how could it possibly still be worn? She tossed it straight away.

Mm... this secret, now Jin Cheng knows it too.

Jin Cheng: I'll hold this over you for life!

And regarding this stocking incident, who would have thought—there was always someone better.

Jin Cheng knew perfectly well: Meng Jie was just feigning foolishness... Li Xin was truly the smart one!

She hadn't even thought of the Meng Jie angle, only feeling: How magical! You really can make clothes disappear from someone's body? I want to learn too~

Looking back at the day they first met, Li Xin actually had quite an imposing presence.

That door-slam ambush when they first met at the RV was genuinely a bit intimidating, and combined with her status as the crew's female lead, the girls were still somewhat wary of her.

But now, well, she doesn't seem all that smart.

No wonder she got scammed by telecom fraud back then.

She's completely a paper tiger~ Now truly no one "fears her" anymore.

But here's the interesting part!

The study of relationships between girls—feels like you couldn't cover it all even if you wrote a whole book.

This thing exists in a quantum state.

And what can basically be confirmed now is that Jin Cheng and Li Yitong get along well, being old classmates and old hometown friends; Mencius also met Li Yitong early, and their dogs are good friends now, so she usually likes to stick around Li Yitong;

The most wonderful one is Li Xin!

This crew's female lead, at first she gave them all attitude, seemingly wanting to "suppress" them.

Recently she seems to have given up on that idea, and has actually started getting very close to Li Yitong, as if she's about to begin a "divide and conquer" campaign.

Li Yitong: Oh no, have I become a succubus?

"How about we sleep together tonight~"

Hearing Li Xin make such a suggestion, Li Yitong instinctively flinched.

How to put it—she suddenly thought of what Meng Jie had said before: Tongtong, in the future there might be girls who like you~

Forget the future—it's only been a few days, and someone's already inviting her to sleep together?

But Li Yitong calmed down a little and felt Li Xin probably didn't mean it that way.

So the question is—if not that meaning, then what meaning?

Could it be she wants to give a little something?

"Sure!"

Li Yitong agreed right away, glancing at her own slender fingers—that day she had to go all out just to "drive" Jin Cheng away.

The fact that she could make Jin Cheng blush and curse her as a "female rogue" tells you just how outrageous Miss Tongtong's actions were.

So... if Li Xin herself isn't afraid of getting the short end of the stick, what's there for her to fear?

Actually, girls sleeping together is pretty normal—she's slept with Meng Jie, and with Jin Cheng too.

As for Li Xin, at most they're not quite besties yet, so jumping straight to sleeping together feels a little weird.

But it doesn't matter—they're all sweet, soft girls, and Li Yitong declared she wasn't picky, just hug them and sleep~

Of course, if she had a choice, being held by a boy while sleeping would actually be the most comfortable.

But right now there isn't one available, is there.

The story of three monks having no water to drink — feels like every kid in all of China probably knows it.

At the same time and place, four girls who each had a fairly close relationship with the same man had gathered together, and among themselves they had all sorts of little cliques.

In any case, Li Yitong didn't dare go knock on Bai Liang's door at night.

She was just afraid the one who came to open the door would be Meng Jie~

In the evening, after washing up, Li Yitong hugged a pillow and went to her "appointment" right on time; Li Xin had also been waiting for a long while.

Then the two of them left traces together on the room's sofa, bed, by the window, and on the coffee table.

"This photo makes my face look a bit big, no good, no good, let's take another one."

"Let's press our faces together~ Stretch your arm and hug me."

"Sure. Hey~ how about a kiss?"

"I think that works."

"."

Compared to just hugging and sleeping together, taking photos and posting them on Weibo might be possibly heavier.

Since they were planning to keep hyping the look-alike sisters topic, the two of course had to come up with more photos of them in the same frame. Right now they were still filming, so it was just the two of them taking selfies.

Once filming wrapped, the two would even shoot a magazine together.

After taking a pile of cutesy photos, Li Yitong rolled up her sleeves and prepared to begin the great undertaking of editing them.

Although both of them were quite pretty, even the prettiest girls still had to edit their selfies — either that or add filters and such. There's no best, only better!

But at this moment Li Xin suddenly said: "Do you want some wine?"

That made Li Yitong pause for a beat. "You have wine in your room?"

"Yep, how could I not — almost half a case."

As she spoke, Li Xin dragged out quite a few bottles of champagne from a hidden spot.

All of it was stuff she'd gotten from Bai Liang.

Originally Li Xin had wanted to make up some excuse to explain it, but Bai Liang didn't ask at all — he just told her to go grab it from the trailer.

That trailer really is a treasure chest~

This sight left Li Yitong staring blankly, and she thought to herself: so this young lady from the same clan is actually a drunkard?!

What a coincidence! She also liked to have a couple of sips when there was nothing going on~

She immediately rubbed her hands together, eyes curving into crescents: "You've hidden so much, how could you ever finish it all! Let me help you~"

Oh my, so cooperative?

No errors in a single chapter — only first post — only inner content — only here — only read!

A strange expression crossed Li Xin's face, and she reached the same judgment as Li Yitong in her heart: this one's a drunkard!

Pop~

The sound of a bottle being opened.

But Li Xin felt the sound was a bit familiar, like she'd heard something similar in another situation.

"You haven't even drunk yet and your face is already red? You flush even more easily than I do when drinking~"

"Does your face get really red after drinking too?"

"Yep~"

The two exchanged a glance, each muttering to herself: really?

Facts proved neither of them was lying.

Bai Liang could testify.

Because after these two girls had their fill of drinking, they hadn't forgotten him — they straight-up video-called him.

Two flushed, rosy cheeks squeezed into the phone screen, grinning at him at the same time. That sight really packed a punch.

After drinking, these two looked even more alike~

"Why aren't you answering me?" Li Yitong pouted on the other end of the phone. After drinking, the big-sister vibe in her voice had faded a lot, and instead there was a sort of Director Han Han feel to it.

The next second Li Xin smacked a kiss right on her cheek. "I answered you~"

"I meant him, the sly fox isn't talking."

"Sly fox? He's a total pervert!" Li Xin corrected.

"Huh? How perverted?"

"He wants to stack us two together."

"Huh? How do you stack? Do I sit on your shoulders?"

"No way, I want to sit on your shoulders."

"."

On the matter of who exactly sat on whose shoulders, the two girls had a heated discussion.

In the end they decided to take turns.

But unfortunately, by the time they'd talked out a result, they'd already forgotten why they were talking about it in the first place.

Looking at these two little drunk kittens, Bai Liang even asked if he should come over.

When he asked that, it was entirely out of concern for the young ladies, afraid they'd overdo it and something bad would happen.

But then Li Xin suddenly blurted out: "He wants to come sleep with us~"

"Huh? Just sleeping with me is fine, I'm the well-behaved one."

Seeing Li Yitong already tilting her head back and about to open her mouth, Bai Liang figured if he started a screen recording right now, this black history could haunt these two girls for life.

Still, Bai Liang always felt there was a performative element to it.

He'd drunk with both of these young ladies before, and their tolerance wasn't that bad.

Besides, champagne isn't some hard liquor—its alcohol content is only twelve or thirteen percent.

Sure enough, he soon saw Li Xin tugging at Li Yitong's sleepwear, exposing her shoulder, then pouring the alcohol onto her collarbone.

How familiar this scene was—Bai Liang had done exactly the same thing himself.

Not just the collarbone—there was also the dimple of the back, the spine, the linea alba, the chest. There were plenty of places on a person's body one could pour alcohol.

Ten or so minutes later, the video call finally ended.

Bai Liang let out a long breath, feeling as if he had been flirted with through a phone screen.

By the end of the video, the two of them had already started calling him "Young Master Fan" and "Big Brother" respectively.

They'd even gotten into role-playing.

Next time, he shouldn't pull this kind of stunt wearing Lin Wan'er and Fan Ruoruo's clothes, should he?

The next day, the two little late-night tipsy cats made absolutely no mention of what had happened the night before.

As if they had never done anything at all.

They also didn't send Bai Liang any invitation, like saying something along the lines of "Let's all three drink together."

Bai Liang figured: the two of them probably still needed to get used to each other a bit more.

——

I write a passage then delete a passage, no matter what I just can't get it written out. I'll update one chapter of three thousand characters first.

Later I should still be able to get another chapter written out.

Truly sorry.

(End of this chapter)

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