Chapter 519: No One Can Handle Her (Requesting Monthly Votes)

What? There are still experts?!

Upon hearing this, Lu Han found it absurd, yet finally couldn't help feeling a surge of schadenfreude.

"Bai Bai Daxian has hit all eighty-one trials today! Who else but him deserves to die~"

Perfect timing—time to pop the champagne!

Though it's slightly immoral to rejoice at someone else's misfortune, as a victim under Bai Liang's rule, it's just too damn satisfying!

Just as Lu Han was cackling away, Guan Xiaotong gave him a strange look. "Ain't he always like this? Never had any real trouble~"

"With so many people here and everything this chaotic, how could anything good come of it?"

"Oh come on, do you even understand girls? Precisely because there are so many, nothing will happen—the more people, the more balanced it is."

Ah, this…

Whether you understand girls or not doesn't matter—but the real issue is: we can't let this bastard slip through unscathed, can we?

"Hey, someone else is coming~"

Guan Xiaotong had eyes everywhere and ears everywhere; driven by her gossip instincts, she seemed to have hawk vision—chatting with her boyfriend while still monitoring the scene.

But after one glance this time, she lost interest.

Because it was Zhao Jinmai, an eighteen-year-old little sister—hardly exciting at all. Who'd bother clashing with her~?

That'd even violate the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and cherishing the young.

Hmm… maybe we should keep a slight eye on Reba, who's gone blood-crazed.

She doesn't care about little sisters anymore—even a dog just passing by gets two slaps.

But this judgment was still too hasty.

Today's scene had every kind of setup imaginable: ancient drama queens reuniting for bloody battles, or baby-level squabbles.

Bai Liang and the others couldn't stay outside greeting guests forever—here came Zhou Ye and Chen Duling too.

Zhao Jinmai, huh? Little sister, right?

Then let's "assign" a little sister to give her trouble~

She and Zhou Ye had just recently "made enemies"—one inside the car, one outside; they exchanged a single glance and both knew the other was a "threat."

Neither could really tear into the other, so they just stared blankly at each other.

Clearly, both lacked experience in this area—and had plenty of room to improve.

Li Bingbing stole a glance at Zhou Ye's side, saw she was "chatting" with Zhao Jinmai, and stopped caring entirely.

Sure, she came today to back Zhou Ye up, but if she can't even handle a little sister like Zhao Jinmai, she's way too "useless."

Of course, Zhou Ye's enemies aren't just Zhao Jinmai—if Dou Xiao Tian weren't currently being dragged away by Sister Tian Tian to battle Reba's imperial court, he'd have smelled the blood and come looking for trouble already.

As for Chen Duling, her battlefield today was even broader.

Today she was the female lead—she'd attracted attention the moment she walked in.

The glances aimed at her, whether open or hidden, held appraisal, scrutiny, and certainly no shortage of pure malice.

So you're today's female lead, huh?

Duling was also "lively" enough—Bai Liang's earlier line, "Don't block my female lead," had given her immense courage and confidence. What she did at other times didn't matter—today, she had to stand tall!

No one, not even heaven itself, could make her retreat an inch!

And the excellent matchmaking system always satisfies everyone's needs—like Zhao Jinmai and Zhou Ye's baby-level squabble.

Since Chen Duling was today's female lead, the "assigned" opponent couldn't be some minor player.

Just as Duling drew her sword, looked around in bewilderment, and realized everyone was currently "fighting their own battles," glancing at her only occasionally, with no one coming to bother her—

Before she could even exhale, her designated opponent for today quietly arrived.

Even before seeing her "opponent," Duling already sensed something was off.

Because the subtle glances around her, once varied in emotion, had now turned uniformly—sympathetic.

What the hell were they sympathizing about?

At that moment, a voice with distinct tone came from behind—sweet and clear.

"What's it like pretending to be with him?"

Chen Duling turned around—and froze.

Holy shit!

Awesome!

Now she finally understood why the glances had turned sympathetic—she'd been targeted by a "crazy person"~

All her previous relief vanished instantly.

If she had a choice, Duling would rather face off against Xin Jiang Shuang Mei than be targeted by Shuangzi.

"It's… fine~"

Facing this woman's sudden approach, Duling couldn't stay silent, but didn't know what this "sister" wanted—so she gave a vague reply.

Shuangzi clearly wasn't satisfied with this answer; she frowned, then—whether speaking to Chen Duling or just muttering to herself—said:

"This role suits me well. Why didn't I take it back then?"

Now Duling truly didn't know what to say—but inside, she was hands on hips, cursing: Suits you? Pfft!

Though she cursed inwardly, her face still wore an awkward yet polite smile.

Not knowing what else to say—just smile.

But Shuangzi clearly wasn't letting her off that easily: "You look awful with a shaved head."

Chen Duling:

"But my hair doesn't look good cut short either~" Shuangzi seemed to mock Chen Duling, then immediately evaluated herself.

Without waiting for a reply, she added, unprompted: "But I'd still look better than you."

Chen Duling: Fuck!

Where are the security guards? Can you kick her out?

At this moment, Shuangzi was sizing her up, seemingly comparing something as well.

Seeing the happiness on her face, it was clear she thought Chen Duling was inferior to her.

Sometimes Chen Duling wished she could be dumber, so she wouldn't immediately notice this and feel so suffocated inside.

But she still couldn't help saying, "Whether you're pretty or not doesn't matter—what matters is performing the role well."

She thought this remark of hers was brilliant.

But Shuangzi merely glanced at her, as if finding her utterly bizarre, then said, "Your acting isn't that great either—I can act just fine alongside him."

Chen Duling: Deep breath. Deep breath. Don't stoop to the level of a lunatic.

Yet after a few seconds, Chen Duling's composure finally snapped.

She couldn't help blurting out, "You have zero respect for acting—you treat it like nothing."

"Exactly. What else should I do?" Shuangzi said as if it were obvious.

"." Chen Duling fell silent for two seconds, her mind racing—then suddenly, a flash of insight struck her: the ecosystem of god and believer.

So she spoke again: "Xuechang would never do this! He takes acting seriously."

This tactic worked—Shuangzi immediately frowned, unable to speak for several seconds.

But just as Chen Duling secretly rejoiced, thinking herself brilliant for having tamed even a "crazy person," the other girl spoke again:

"Why do you call him 'xuechang'? Did you graduate from the same school? I remember you didn't—aren't you just trying to cozy up to him? What a scheming mind."

Chen Duling: I'm killing her today! No one's stopping me!

She took a deep breath and burst into a smile. "That's none of your business."

"I was just joking. Why are you getting so worked up?"

"I'm not worked up—because I've never had plastic surgery," Chen Duling said, her smile gone, face expressionless.

"Exactly, so I'm prettier than you. Why don't you get some too? Don't you feel insecure?"

Duling is done for~

Nearby people who overheard the two girls' conversation realized Chen Duling had been dragged into Shuangzi's rhythm.

Someone who openly admits on camera to having plastic surgery and having appearance anxiety—how could you scare her?

Chen Duling initiating an attack on this front only revealed her impatience and helplessness.

Of course, it's quite normal.

Even Big Mi Mi couldn't handle Shuangzi—she simply couldn't keep up with her train of thought. Maybe Meng Jie could barely follow.

But Meng Jie could only barely keep up on this one front—everything else would shatter her instantly.

If Shuangzi suddenly slapped herself, Meng Jie might stand there frozen, questioning her entire existence.

So in a way, Shuangzi is invincible.

No one present could handle her—not even Fan Fan Bingbing, the "Water Ghost."

Except

"What are you talking about?"

Bai Liang's appearance was like a beam of light piercing Chen Duling's world!

Everything instantly brightened!

In Chen Duling's eyes, Xuechang was a legendary hero descending on a rainbow-colored cloud.

Yes—only Bai Liang could handle Shuangzi, because the bond between god and believer was unbreakable.

You never see a believer dare to argue or question when the god delivers a divine decree~

"We're talking about plastic surgery," Shuangzi said happily upon seeing Bai Liang, quickly telling him what they'd just discussed.

Hearing this, Bai Liang paused: "Who's getting plastic surgery?"

"Her."

"I'm not! I didn't! Don't say that!" Chen Duling quickly denied it.

Honestly, she wasn't usually a "green tea," but right now she really wanted to pout and play helpless to Bai Liang and say, "Xuechang, look at her."

"Don't fool her—she doesn't need plastic surgery," Bai Liang said with a smile, shaking his head. Chen Duling: Yes!

But after Bai Liang appeared, Shuangzi had completely lost interest in Chen Duling—she nodded in agreement, then pursed her lips and asked, "So how do you think mine turned out?"

"It's okay—I'm not really familiar with this stuff."

Honestly, Bai Liang suspected that if he said "no," Shuangzi might immediately book another surgeon—and then ask him what kind of look he preferred.

Such a girl—anyone who dated her would be under immense pressure.

Luckily, he wasn't dating her—the victims were Tangzhu and his good friend Hu Yanbing.

And right now, Hu Yanbing was silently praying inside: Don't see me don't see me don't see me.

Huang Jingyu turned back and gave him a pitying glance, then straightened his back to better shield Hu Yanbing.

Men—even if they didn't know each other before—could still help cover for one another.

In the entertainment industry, there aren't many people whose love lives inspire genuine pity—but this guy is definitely on the list.

Dating someone feels like carrying a criminal record.

Everyone thought his story with Shuangzi was over, but recently she dragged him out again.

On a show, she said something like, "I can't handle Shanghai men."

That night, Hu Yanbing posted three Weibo messages begging, "Can you please stop involving me?"

As a result, he got a full-scale fanstorm from Shuangzi's followers.

Oh right—when Shuangzi said that on the show, she was speaking to Xu Weizhou.

He's the guy who acted in "Addicted" with Huang Jingyu.

Facts have proven that a good "ex" should keep their mouth shut about their ex-boyfriend.

In any case, Xu Weizhou never mentioned Huang Jingyu at all, and the reverse was the same.

These two wished they could act as if they'd never met~

Of course, the main reason they're like this is because they're both guys.

So Huang Jingyu can really empathize with Hu Yanbing at this moment. By way of analogy, if Xu Weizhou also showed up right now, he'd probably feel uncomfortable all over too.

He couldn't help but ask: "Bro, does the Great Immortal have something on you?"

Hu Yanbing:

To be honest, he really did~

A few years ago, not long after he broke up with Shuangzi, he went to visit Bai Liang's film set and also recorded an ending theme song or something, and then with nothing to do the two of them went to a KTV to let off some steam.

Mm. There was a bit of emotional outpouring.

Then this bastard Bai Liang recorded it — consider it a little black history, mainly used by Bai Liang to threaten him into drinking a couple more glasses when they ate together.

Today's visit was really just him having nothing to do, suddenly remembering Bai Liang's movie was released, and coming to show some support.

It was even so sudden that he only had the whim to come today. From a certain angle, it was entirely self-inflicted.

Can only say, most of the bros who came to show support today wanted to see Bai Liang's fun, but as they watched they realized they might accidentally become the fun themselves.

So every one of them was as meek as a quail.

Mm. Not completely meek either.

Look at this — Lin Genxin and the others have already opened a book.

"Place your bets, place your bets! Can the Great Immortal handle this one or not?"

"Can't handle it." Yang Yang shook his head.

"I think he can handle it. Have you all forgotten the relationship between a god and a believer?"

"It's been years, and you're still talking about god and believer? We haven't seen Shuangzi actually do anything to the Great Immortal. With her says-anything style, if something were really going on, she'd have blurted it out on the show long ago. I think he can't handle it — this isn't something a normal person can handle."

Even Lu Han couldn't help crowding over to place a bet. No choice — he couldn't hold back Guan Xiaotong anymore; she'd gone off somewhere to join the fun, and as a "left-behind child" he could only huddle with the others. He also thought it wouldn't work~

At this moment, because Shuangzi's appearance caused the situation on site to change, Huang Jingyu finally found his chance and brought Hu Yanbing along to reunite with the bros.

Since they're already here, they definitely have to place a bet!

For now, everyone generally still felt that, after all, it was Shuangzi — even Bai Liang could at most manage to protect himself; it was impossible to dominate her.

However, Hu Yanbing at this point indicated he had something to say.

He looked at these bored guys with a complicated expression, then decided to boredly join in. Men, after all.

"He can do it."

Just two simple words, but the weight behind them was considerable.

After all, among those present, the one who understood Shuangzi best was definitely Hu Yanbing. Even Yang Yang had only recorded a show with her and gotten a slight taste of Shuangzi's power.

But Hu Yanbing had actually dated her!

Just on that account, everyone had to look at him with newfound respect.

A warrior! A real man!

"By the way, what's the wager? What's the prize for winning?" Hu Yanbing asked curiously after placing his bet.

"You win, you're impressive."

"That works then~"

He really did think Bai Liang could handle Shuangzi — mainly because he'd seen it firsthand. Back when he sent Shuangzi to the hospital after their breakup, he truly saw what a believer looked like. So he didn't doubt the contents of that book in the slightest.

Sure enough!

In no time at all, Shuangzi was merrily being led around by Bai Liang, nodding along like a little chick pecking at rice.

She stopped tormenting Chen Duling too, found herself a spot, obediently sat down, and seemingly pulled out her phone to start scrolling Weibo.

That obedient look made Hu Yanbing bare his teeth.

Damn. How come bro didn't get this kind of treatment back then?

Luckily~ there's still a consolation prize.

"You win, you're impressive!"

"Solid, bro!"

"Sure enough, you're the one who knows her best~"

"Any thoughts of getting back together?"

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Get back together? Get back together my ass~ Who? Who's being so malicious?

However, something no one had anticipated happened.

Today, the one "going crazy" wasn't just one Shuangzi.

There was also a Reba on site who had already gone bloodshot-eyed. She had just taken down Sister Tian Tian, who had brought Dou Xiao Tian in as reinforcement, and now her eyes were like searchlights, scanning everywhere for the next "victim."

Then, she locked eyes with Shuangzi.

Shuangzi, who had just become obedient, gave a start and stared at Reba with a rather unfriendly gaze.

As for the grudge between the two — it was too simple: Bei Weiwei!

Just how much does Shuangzi regret giving up the role of Bei Weiwei back then?

The more she regretted it in her heart, the more she hated Reba.

What a coincidence — Reba felt the same way.

A jumping-up-and-down lunatic who used to bully her darling Bai. And now she had the nerve to come over and suck up.

How shameless can you get?!

Without a doubt, if these two were to start a fight here today, it would absolutely be Mars colliding with Earth.

Yet the one best positioned to stop these two from fighting, Bai Liang, had just finished dealing with Shuangzi, and the moment he turned around, he went off to handle the welcoming again — because a "heavyweight" had arrived, and he had to go~

At this moment, Shuangzi had already stood up from her seat, and Reba also stepped over in her direction without showing any weakness.

Watching the two of them getting closer and closer

"Reba~"

Big Mi Mi, with Zhu Zhu Xudan in tow, clearly quickened her pace, then just in time grabbed Reba's hand, pulling her along very affectionately, "Oh, you came so early today — I was actually planning to come over with you~"

"Mi-jie, wait a sec." Reba half-wanted to struggle free of Big Mi Mi's hand and go teach Shuangzi a lesson first.

But although Big Mi Mi had only just arrived, she clearly knew what was going on, and gripped Reba's wrist tight, "Wait a sec? Wait for who?"

Reba nearly couldn't help blurting out "Where's my husband~", and looked at Big Mi Mi somewhat helplessly, "Jie"

Honestly, Big Mi Mi herself wanted to call her "jie" too.

Way too fierce!

To actually want to go head-to-head one-on-one with Shuangzi.

Speaking of which, if she'd been this tough earlier, wouldn't things have turned out fine — how could it have developed into what it is today?

Big Mi Mi swept her eyes over today's scene, utterly tongue-tied inside.

She thought to herself she'd never fought a battle like this

"Jie, come with me and take them down together!"

Seeing that Big Mi Mi looked like she wouldn't let go, Reba reacted quickly — fine, don't let go then.

She'd just drag Big Mi Mi into it with her~

She'd been fighting solo for so long, as if she didn't know how to call in reinforcements.

Besides, Big Mi Mi had even brought Zhu Zhu Xudan along, and Reba had just spotted Mao Xiaotong arriving too. So she suddenly realized — why the hell fight solo? Her "faction" was the biggest right now!

Better to team up and steamroll straight over! Including that so-called Double Ice nonsense too!

Big Mi Mi: Badass~

Honestly, she was actually a little tempted, how about—

But just at that moment, a cold gaze looked over.

Big Mi Mi seemed to sense something, turned her head, and — ah. Little Zhao had come too.

The other party seemed to have guessed what they were about to do, and began issuing a warning with her eyes.

One Little Zhao, naturally, wouldn't make Big Mi Mi back down.

But she worried that if she really listened to Reba, the others might all band together to "take them down" later.

Reba was quite disappointed by this, feeling Big Mi Mi had already "gotten old" — looking ahead and behind, with none of her old fire left.

Big Mi Mi: You little brat, trying to use reverse psychology on me?! I'm not buying it~

Just as the scene seemed to gradually come under control—

Gulnaza arrived!

——

Begging for monthly tickets.

(End of chapter)