Chapter 547: Not Knowing What Heaven and Earth Are

"Tongtong Jie, she doesn't seem to have left yet."

Dou Xiao Tian ultimately revised her wording, adding the word "seems."

It's a very clumsy tactic, because she first sent a message, then recalled it, then resent it.

The vibe of trying to hide it is way too obvious~

It's truly insulting to Tongtong Jie—almost an insult to the evil little kitten's intelligence!

She knows all about these scheming tricks!

Otherwise, how did she get the nickname "Evil Little Kitten"?

Li Yitong swears Yang Chaoyue has already fled, and Dou Xiao Tian watched her go.

But then again.

Across the phone, on the other end, Li Yitong's eyes narrowed into a dangerous crescent, as if she could already see Dou Xiao Tian's fidgety, sneaky attempts to pull something off.

A bit weak, but still wanna try?

But then again, she wasn't angry.

Instead, she immediately sent Dou Xiao Tian a thumbs-up emoji: Good job, Dou Xiao Tian!

Our general's learning to think now~

Receiving this emoji, but with no further "order" from her Tongtong Jie, Dou Xiao Tian grew even more uneasy.

I am your general~ Sister, hurry and "give the command!"

For some reason, back when they were on the set of "The Son-in-Law," with Li Yitong right beside her, Dou Xiao Tian had been quite proactive.

She was also very bold.

Now, separated by thousands of kilometers, even though she could do whatever she wanted on her own, she suddenly needed her sister's "encouragement."

The Evil Little Kitten clearly understood this psychological state—she had it completely figured out.

So she just silently counted the time, figured Dou Xiao Tian must be pacing in frustration by now, then lazily sent another message.

"Dou Xiao Tian, you've got to help your sister!"

"Tongtong Jie, say the word—I'll do anything!" Dou Xiao Tian replied instantly.

Her typing speed broke her usual limit.

"That fox guy is extremely passive—he never initiates anything with girls, but so many people in the entertainment industry are literally throwing themselves at him."

After a light setup, Li Yitong slowly got to the point: "So someone needs to watch him! Then he'll be extra well-behaved!"

This was half-right.

It's not that Bai Liang becomes well-behaved just because someone's watching him—it's that whoever's beside him drives away all those flirtatious girls.

He himself is an extremely bold guy—he'll laugh and joke with Na Zha right in front of Sister Reba, then happily interact with Na Zha right in front of Sister Reba. He does this without hesitation.

Whether other girls get a chance depends entirely on how strong the person beside him is.

Like Meng Jie—some people even dare to flirt right in front of her.

With other strong ones, the deterrent effect is very powerful.

Even the Evil Little Kitten isn't really a top-tier contender—she's just meaner, not truly powerful, otherwise she wouldn't still be locked in a constant struggle with Bai Lu, neither willing to yield.

It's even pushed Yu Zheng to consider mediating between them.

The fact they're this evenly matched proves the Evil Little Kitten has no clear upper hand over Bai Lu—at least not yet. They're roughly 60-40.

So when she's alone with Bai Liang, she can't fully hold him off.

Some people aren't afraid of her at all, and some she's not even bold enough to directly offend.

The truly fierce ones? Like when Na Zha yelled at Yang Tianbao—directly confronting them until they dared not come near, even fled in panic.

As for whether this fierce general, Dou Xiao Tian, can pull it off—the Evil Little Kitten isn't sure, since the girl's never fought alone before.

But the two of them together? Definitely can!

"Tongtong Jie, how exactly should I help you?" Dou Xiao Tian felt like a thief—guilt welled up inside her.

If she were fighting someone else, she wouldn't care how big the star was—just fight.

But now, scheming against her own Tongtong Jie, her heart was in turmoil.

So conflicted.

Right now, she was crouched down, trying to calm herself by curling into a tight ball.

At this moment, Li Yitong didn't give the usual "micro-management" instruction—she just said:

"Mm, do whatever you want. Go for it, Dou Xiao Tian, baby!"

Dou Xiao Tian: Tongtong Jie!

The slightly frayed sisterly bond, just moments ago, now underwent an epic reinforcement!

Unbreakable "friendship"!

Dou Xiao Tian, who had been feeling a little nervous, suddenly felt like she'd been injected with adrenaline.

With a loud "Aoo~," she dashed straight home.

Good! Full of spirit!

Back at Li Yitong's place, Dou Xiao Tian adjusted her breathing, calmed her emotions, then prepared to send Bai Liang a message.

But halfway through typing, she suddenly paused.

Should she prepare a little first?

During late-night secret chats with her Tongtong Jie, the latter had secretly taught her this knowledge.

Beyond the gift itself, the gift's packaging box matters too!

Sometimes, how thoughtfully the box is wrapped may carry more emotional value than the gift itself.

So Dou Xiao Tian didn't hesitate—she immediately opened her Tongtong Jie's "Royal Treasure Vault"!

She knew exactly how many "goodies" the other person had hidden at home—there was a separate wardrobe, stuffed full of all sorts of "treasures" her very kinky Tongtong-jie had scavenged, most of which hadn't even been used yet.

These included, but were not limited to, over twenty battle robes of various styles.

Of course, the sizes were all a bit on the small side for Dou Xiao Tian.

However, after rummaging through the "King's Treasury" for a while, aside from blushing beet red at discovering some overly kinky items, Dou Xiao Tian still couldn't decide what to pick.

In the end, her eyes drifted back to her own exclusive treasure.

The collar she'd only just managed to undo earlier was still tossed on the sofa.

It lay there quietly, waiting for its master to use it to open an entirely new chapter—and an experience beyond imagination!

"Isn't this a little too outrageous?" Even with Dou Xiao Tian's warrior courage, she felt it seemed somewhat over the top.

But then her big eyes drifted again to the two cases of champagne Bai Liang had sent over.

Alcohol!

—

"Xin, you've got to trust science—bad luck, misfortune clinging to you, it won't come to that~"

At this moment Bai Liang had just finished watching a TV episode and was on a video call with Li Xin.

The face on the screen was indeed beaming with a smile, but the bitterness between her brows and eyes simply couldn't be hidden.

"Hmph! Anyone can say that, but you can't, alright—you're famously a metaphysics freak!" Li Xin snorted, rejecting Bai Liang's take.