Chapter 549: The Little Thing Puts On a Pretty Good Act

Bai Liang didn't actually do what he'd said—go straight out and clash with the evil little kitty.

Mainly because he thought of his own little rascal.

"Where's Dou Xiao Bao?"

He called out twice, but the little thing didn't respond, which made Bai Liang a little worried.

After all, this wasn't its most familiar territory, and he was afraid this little thing had inherited Nazha's IQ—meaning the washing machine at home really did have a fairly large opening, otherwise Nazha would be the kind of Miss who could genuinely wedge herself inside it.

And cats like squeezing into tight places even more than people do~

They say they supposedly have nine lives, but in practice they're awfully fragile.

"Dou Xiao Bao?"

Li Yitong, who had been staring at the surveillance footage for at least two-plus hours, wasn't sleepy in the slightest.

Ears pricked, eyes wide.

Of course, mainly she was listening for sounds.

When the noise was at its loudest, she felt her own qi and blood accelerating, as if the bedroom at home had become a "murder scene."

Later the sounds gradually grew quieter, and she knew the "victim" had basically stopped struggling.

Until now, when there was almost no movement at all, which finally gave her a hint of drowsiness.

Should she give them a call before sleeping, to give them a scare?

The moment this thought popped into her head, the smile on her face couldn't help turning wicked.

But before she could carry out the plan, she saw a particularly familiar figure suddenly barge into her line of sight.

Exactly the same as when he'd suddenly appeared five years ago.

"What's this male fox wandering around for?"

Li Yitong had originally been planning to use the surveillance camera to make a sound and startle Bai Liang, but his behavior piqued her curiosity instead.

Rummaging here, searching there—anyone who didn't know would think there was some treasure hidden in her house~

After he passed under the camera for the third time, Li Yitong couldn't help asking, "What are you looking for?"

The sound coming through the camera was quite loud, and Dou Xiao Tian, who was curled up in the bedroom at the moment, heard it too.

She instinctively buried her face in the pillow, only to find that the pillow still carried her Sister Tongtong's scent~

Bai Liang, however, wasn't flustered at all. He looked up, waved, and said, "Looking for the little kitty~"

"Then you've already found her~ Meow~"

Li Yitong, who couldn't resist acting cute, felt a secret thrill—hey! Wasn't she the little kitty?!

This used to be the "endearment" Bai Liang had given her, but later on, for some unknown reason, it changed to "evil little kitty," which didn't sound nice at all!

"I meant Dou Xiao Bao—have you seen where it ran off to?" Bai Liang paused, then chose to correct her.

Coaxing Li Yitong wasn't a problem at all—let alone this being her place, he could do it without any preconditions.

But right now he genuinely wanted to find Dou Xiao Bao.

If anything happened to this little thing, Nazha would probably cry her eyes out.

"Ah, Dou Xiao Bao~ You brought her here too." Li Yitong's voice came through the camera in broken bits—clearly, a little awkward—no, very awkward!

Her toes were about to dig out a three-bedroom apartment out of the hotel room carpet!

"Yeah, have you seen her?"

"... Didn't see her. Let me scroll back through the surveillance footage for you."

Li Yitong flipped through some earlier surveillance footage and found that Dou Xiao Bao had indeed come to this area, and had even independently figured out how to use her Rou Rou's pet water dispenser.

What a clever little kitty!

But after that, no one knew where it went—when a cat sets its mind on playing hide-and-seek with you, it can really be a hassle.

You never know what nook or cranny it can stuff itself into.

This time even Dou Xiao Tian, who'd been planning to stay curled up in the bedroom, was startled into action, and came shuffling out in slippers to help search.

She truly lived up to being a martial general—the physical discomfort didn't seem to affect her movements, at most she'd wince, her little expressions quite rich indeed.

Oh right, she also took the opportunity to move the camera to a new position so it could see the entire living room.

But Li Yitong suddenly didn't really feel like watching anymore.

Back when she was on the set of "My Heroic Husband," the way Dou Xiao Tian interacted with Bai Liang afterward had already struck her as a bit odd.

Now... the worry in her heart had literally taken concrete form, damn it!

And what was up with the ligature marks on Dou Xiao Tian's neck?

Looking for a cat?

One evil little kitty online, one simp little kitty by his side, and one real little kitty missing...

"If you can't find her, don't bother—Dou Xiao Bao's mine now!" Li Yitong suddenly started blabbering through the camera.

"Sure, but you'll have to trade Rou Rou for her." Bai Liang didn't say that Nazha, Dou Xiao Bao's real owner, would definitely disagree, and instead proposed an exchange principle.

His super-brain was coming in very handy right now.

This left Li Yitong speechless—although she liked Dou Xiao Bao quite a bit too, Rou Rou was even more the apple of her eye!

But Dou Xiao Tian was too!

Wuuuh... Dou Xiao Tian...

"She might have hidden in some corner to sleep—shall we look again tomorrow?" After searching a round with no results, Dou Xiao Tian tugged at the leg of Bai Liang's pants and suggested.

The reason she tugged his pants was mainly because this guy Bai Liang wasn't wearing any clothes—he was just strolling around in a pair of big boxer shorts.

But these big boxers, they had pretty good elasticity.

One tug, one pull.

Snap!

The sound was exceptionally loud.

If you pulled the elastic band out of these underpants to make a slingshot, you'd definitely hit every window you aimed at!

Bai Liang turned back to glance at Dou Xiao Tian and noticed that in those big eyes of hers, she seemed to be sending him some kind of signal.

Awesome!

As expected of a martial general, recovering this fast, huh?

Bai Liang said nothing, just silently walked over and put the camera back in its original position.

This time Li Yitong got anxious, "Hey hey hey, why'd you put me back? I can't see anything."

Nobody paid her any attention.

"Public fox! Dou Xiao Tian! Can you hear me talking?"

"Help~"

"Is anyone going to come help me?"

"What are you two doing?"

"Please, put me back, I'll just look, I won't say anything."

"What on earth are you two doing."

"You bastard Public fox, you're not allowed to bully Dou Xiao Tian!"

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Although Li Yitong's wailing was quite something, when Bai Liang had just put the camera back, he'd casually muted the sound as well.

Couldn't hear a thing~

Actually, he himself didn't really care, and could even use it to add to the fun.

The main concern was that Dou Xiao Tian might not be able to hold it in—after all, what wouldn't that evil little kitty do?

However, an accident still occurred.

All that champagne Dou Xiao Tian had drunk earlier finally revealed its proper effect at this moment.

If it were the evil little kitty, she'd probably have immediately seen through his "sinister intentions."

But although Dou Xiao Tian was a martial general, she was indeed quite lacking in experience in this area, so she really did fall for his trick.

By the time she realized something was wrong, it was already too late!

But interestingly, the thing she was worried about was quite different from a normal person's.

"Can't dirty Tongtong-jie's sofa, she really likes this sofa…"

Faced with such a request, Bai Liang naturally wouldn't refuse.

Just as he was about to carry her to the bathroom, his eyes swept past and he happened to see the green plants on the balcony.

Oh!

He had a pretty good idea!

The green plants the evil little kitty raised didn't seem to be very well cared for—they looked wilted, probably lacking nutrients.

Thinking about it, it was pretty normal—after all, the evil little kitty was a very busy female celebrity, and besides the little dog Rourou she brought everywhere, the green plants she raised were probably also a case of working at it for three days and then slacking off for two.

Of course, Bai Liang himself had never really raised these things either.

But his super brain did a quick calculation and figured these green plants just needed some fertilizer.

Wasn't that perfect timing!

It's decided—it's you, little watermelon!

"Brother…"

"Be good, I'm holding you, relax, very steady."

As everyone knows, a triangle is structurally stable.

Bai Liang's two hands passing under Dou Xiao Tian's leg crooks to hold her was already plenty stable, and with the additional and even closer support…

Under these circumstances, Dou Xiao Tian absolutely couldn't have any problems!

Dou Xiao Tian: That's not what I wanted to say either…

But the situation was urgent—because the bastard Bai Liang had already dragged things out quite a bit earlier, and combined with that extra stimulation, she really couldn't hold it in anymore.

She wanted to open her mouth to say something, but just the act of opening her mouth alone engaged a few facial muscles, which directly caused the other muscles that had been tightly clenched to collapse like dominoes falling!

Her big eyes had already squeezed tightly shut.

While feeling ashamed inside, there was also another indescribable feeling.

She seemed… to not dislike it.

Even somewhat liked it!

She didn't know whether this was right or not, but if brother liked it too…

Mutual devotion!

"Quite a strong stream…" Bai Liang remarked instinctively.

Lucky his reflexes were quick, otherwise it would've hit the curtains.

Our main purpose is watering the plants!

His lordship didn't have any of those weird hobbies—Dou Xiao Tian had misunderstood him.

Of course, Dou Xiao Tian's little misunderstanding was a small matter, but Little Bao couldn't take it anymore!

This is bullying the cat too much!

It had already curled up in a pile of flower pots, and yet still couldn't escape the fate of getting its head splashed?

A kitty may be tolerant, but a cat cannot!

So Little Bao, in a fit of rage, raged a little.

There was nothing for it—it couldn't exactly reach out a paw to scratch someone.

Mama said scratching people isn't what a good baby does.

Little Bao had never, from the day it was born, ever taken the initiative to scratch anyone!

And so, Little Bao could only run…

"This little thing was actually hiding here?!"

Bai Liang looked, somewhat astonished, at Little Bao, who had suddenly darted out from among the flower pots on the balcony—no wonder he couldn't find it!

He had assumed Little Bao had hidden under some cabinet, or the sofa, or in one of the cardboard boxes.

After all, little kittens love squeezing into places like that.

Of course, as for running—well, it definitely couldn't escape.

Even Little Bao itself knew this, after all this wasn't its first time getting its head washed.

So it very sensibly went to the bathroom, lay down on the floor mat, and waited for today's bath.

It didn't have to wait long either; soon another little kitten that had had its head washed came to keep it company.

Besides, Little Bao was the lucky one.

The "villain" washing its head, Dou Xiao Tian, felt very sorry for it, and so took on the responsibility of helping wash it clean.