Chapter 557: Hubby, I'm Home from Work

Bai Liang honestly hadn't expected that Li Xin would actually bring champagne to the Golden Eagle Awards.

Anyone who didn't know better would think she wanted to pull the whole "pop champagne at halftime" stunt too.

Lately, Bai Liang had really been seeing way too much of this kind of scene.

Chen Duling popped champagne before the first half of the Hundred Flowers Awards ceremony, and ended up falling flat on her face because she "couldn't handle the color-changing ink."

Right in front of him was Song Qian, who had also pulled a "pop champagne at halftime" stunt earlier, thinking the Golden Eagle Goddess title was in the bag, only to get hit by a public opinion backlash and get framed up for mockery.

What a coincidence — Nazha yesterday was showing the same kind of tendency.

She figured that even if she couldn't snag the Golden Eagle TV Queen, picking up a popularity award crystal trophy would surely be no problem.

Anyway, when she brought this up with Bai Liang, she was nothing short of confident!

Don't ask where that confidence came from — she was just confident, period~

She thought she was so beautiful, so pretty, so gorgeous — aside from the Golden Eagle Goddess gown being a bit ugly, the award should have been hers!

Although Bai Liang hadn't quite figured out what any of this had to do with winning an award either. As long as Nazha was happy, right~

And the "drink champagne" bit Li Xin had just brought up — her original intent was to exchange a code phrase with Bai Liang.

She wanted to arrange a little rendezvous to explore the finer points of champagne!

But the moment Song Qian came back to her senses, her face immediately fell.

That fucking bitchy whore was mocking her again?

Song Qian cursed viciously inside, but held back her temper, simply fixing Li Xin with a murderous stare.

Li Xin: What's her problem?

She had no interest in continuing to tear into Song Qian — after all, they were both losers, what was there left to do~

As for this Golden Eagle Awards, she was just here to join the fun, never expecting to actually take a crystal trophy home.

With her recent run of bad luck, she figured she didn't have that kind of fortune left.

"I really did bring it over — it's your favorite flavor. If you're not drinking with dinner, want to come by my place and try some?"

Li Xin spoke up again, shifting from the coded way of talking to something more direct.

This time Song Qian got it loud and clear. She mentally spat.

Bullshit "drink champagne" — she was just horny and missing a man.

But at this point, Bai Liang's expression got a little conflicted. What was he supposed to do?

Tonight's schedule was probably going to be even busier than now, and by then Nazha would be free.

He had no idea what the arrangements were with Sister Tian Tian and Big Mi Mi next door either.

Even Song Qian might give off certain signals later.

These young ladies, all 30+, pretty much didn't have that shy, girlish awkwardness anymore — when they made plans, they went straight for it.

And because of that, it made it hard for Bai Liang to play dumb and pretend he didn't understand.

Sigh~ his room's bed wasn't that big~

Just as Bai Liang was mulling over how to solve his current scheduling dilemma, his phone rang.

He glanced down — it was Sister Tian Tian calling.

After making an apologetic gesture to Li Xin and Song Qian, Bai Liang picked up. "What's up?"

"When are you coming over?"

"It's barely been any time," Bai Liang said, a bit speechless.

But Sister Tian Tian on the other end had a perfectly good reason. "There's a dish that's really good — if you don't come soon, it's gonna get cold~"

While she was saying this, Big Mi Mi, who was in the same private room playing on her phone, couldn't help but look up.

Damn — how does this woman manage to act coquettish at her age without it feeling the slightest bit off?

Big Mi Mi declared she could spot a fake or a deliberate cutesy act at a single glance.

Obviously, Sister Tian Tian wasn't faking — saying such clingy stuff and yet it felt completely natural, even kind of adorable.

Big Mi Mi: want to learn

If she herself tried that, just imagining it made her feel greasy.

That girlish charm thing — for her, it really only existed in press releases.

Sister Tian Tian actually had it!

Whatever Bai Liang said on the other end, Sister Tian Tian suddenly raised her brows, looking very pleased.

She even added, "Then hurry up and come!"

While saying that, she reached out and touched the plate of the dish in front of her, seemingly checking if it was still warm.

After she hung up, Big Mi Mi couldn't help but ask, "You're really eating?"

"Aren't we here to eat?" Sister Tian Tian said, puzzled.

Of course she had to watch her weight and figure, but she was also very willing to try all sorts of delicious food.

Back when she was filming with Bai Liang, one of her great joys was finding tasty food, having a bite herself, then recommending it to Bai Liang and watching him dig in heartily.

It gave her the feeling that he was enjoying the food heartily on her behalf.

Mouth substitute!

"Here to eat?" Big Mi Mi couldn't help but laugh.

Then she said nothing, just silently stretched out her leg.

When Sister Tian Tian felt that strange touch again, her cheeks instinctively flushed — but two seconds later, she realized what was going on!

Her eyes went wide.

"That was you earlier?!"

"Yep~ like it?" Big Mi Mi winked at her, grinning like a fox spirit.

Big Tian Tian's expression went from disbelief to mortification, and finally, flustered and angry, she snapped, "Are you sick in the head?!"

But Big Mi Mi was dying of laughter at this point, not caring in the slightest that she was being scolded.

Or rather, being scolded actually gave her a bit of a thrill.

So she continued with a beaming smile, "Just teasing you~ You're pretty sensitive, you know."

"Sensitive about what? You psycho!" Big Tian Tian glared at this wicked woman and said.

"Don't get so defensive. How about you tickle me back?"

"In your dreams. Total pervert."

"Hey, I'm a divorced woman—being a little perverted is perfectly reasonable, right?"

Obviously, Big Mi Mi was trying to get back at Big Tian Tian for the earlier "verbal abuse" in dialect.

And the method she used was remarkably on point.

It was simply a contest of who could be more shameless.

She "fought" Big Tian Tian into total helplessness. After all, Big Tian Tian simply couldn't bring herself to be that brazen out in the open, striking that pose of "Yes, I'm a slut—what are you going to do about it?"

This round was purely a contest of who had the lower moral baseline.

And as the saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists. Big Mi Mi was even more shameless—she even used her feet.

This move, the Yang Mi Foot Asking the Way, was completely unsolvable.

After finding a few more chances to rub against Big Tian Tian, and seeing the other woman's defensive-breaking, blushing face, Big Mi Mi was thoroughly thrilled, and also thoroughly let loose.

"Tian Tian, want to sleep together tonight~?"

"Are you sick in the head?!" Big Tian Tian clearly had run out of words, repeating the same line over and over.

"Aiya, I don't mean the two of us sleeping together—I mean, when you sleep with Dou Xiao Bai Bai, can you bring me along?" Big Mi Mi said, propping her chin and blinking her eyes.

Big Tian Tian:???

This wicked woman has gotten so slutty she doesn't even know what day it is anymore, has she?!

She can actually say something like that?

"What are you two chatting about?"

After Bai Liang came in, he noticed the atmosphere between these two sisters seemed even weirder than before—stranger even than the side with Li Xin and Song Qian.

After he asked, neither of them paid him any attention.

So he hesitated, then added, "Did I come back at a bad time?"

Hearing the keyword, Big Mi Mi's eyes lit up. "No, you came back at just the right time!"

What a terrible line.

Bai Liang: Isn't that supposed to be my line?

At this point, Big Mi Mi added, "We were just discussing something very important~"

"What's the important thing?"

"You're not allowed to talk nonsense!" Big Tian Tian panicked, wishing she could shut this slutty fox's mouth!

Big Mi Mi: Hey~ I'm going to talk nonsense!

"Discussing whether the three of us should sleep together tonight—big enough topic, right?"

That... was indeed quite big.

After all, Big Tian Tian and Big Mi Mi—both of them were of the "Big" generation.

If he got sandwiched between the two of them, he simply couldn't imagine how soft and silky it would be.

Bai Liang scratched his chin, thinking to himself: should he agree? Or agree? Or agree?

But seeing Big Tian Tian, who was about to be teased into a frenzy, he still said, "I don't have a bed that big at my place~"

"Aiya, men really aren't good for anything—if the bed were big enough, you'd want to do it too, right?! I knew it~" Big Mi Mi was laughing so hard she couldn't help slapping the table—this was too fun!

The main thing was Big Tian Tian's reaction was very interesting—she actually believed it!

After hearing those words, she really did look at Bai Liang with a shocked and doubtful gaze.

But the next second her gaze shifted away, because Big Mi Mi had stuck her foot over again.

Big Tian Tian: Aaaah! This slutty fox is never going to stop!

This time her reaction was quite sharp—she reached out and grabbed it in one go.

Who would've thought Big Mi Mi wouldn't panic at all, and actually started moaning on the spot.

"Mmm~ that tickles~"