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Chapter 575: Wang Gang Stays, Everyone Else Out

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The reason sincerity counts as a killer move is that there's just nothing you can do about it.

At this moment, Meng Jie had exactly that feeling, as if she'd eaten some wild mushrooms, with little evil figures bouncing around in front of her.

Damn it, not even bothering to act anymore!

*Slams the table! *

Meng Jie's fit of impotent rage made the pillow thump loudly, which seemed to be exactly within the evil little kitty's expectations.

Striking a pose that said "I'm a little embarrassed, but I'm still not changing," it actually looked rather smug.

"Tongtong, you're going too far!"

"Aiya, that's all in the past now~"

Hearing this, Meng Jie's eyes lit up. "So you've turned over a new leaf?"

"Oh, no, I'm just being more honest, that's all." Li Yitong did a little bear shrug, a move that was actually eighty percent similar to Bai Liang's.

The essence of the little bear shrug lies not in the action but in the attitude. Clearly, the evil little kitty's attitude had already broken through more than once.

Fortunately, her purpose wasn't to come here and rub salt in Meng Jie's wounds.

If this were placed inside a game of Three Kingdoms Kill, she'd at most count as a hidden traitor, and a hidden traitor has to help the lord fight the rebels first.

But then again, this round of "Three Kingdoms Kill" is rather unusual—besides the lord, there are no loyalists or rebels, only hidden traitors.

So what the evil little kitty wanted to do wasn't hard to guess. The past is the past, the present is the present.

If not now, when would she burn the bridge after crossing the river?

The bridge she's burning is the path of whoever comes after~

However, though the evil little kitty's schemes left nothing to chance, she overlooked one thing!

Meng Jie snorted. "I don't believe you at all~"

"Heh~ Meng Jie, is your brain broken? Would I lie to you about something like this? Think it through carefully, or when that little green-tea bitch steals your home base, you'll just have to cry about it!" the evil little kitty said deliberately in a sinister tone.

But Meng Jie didn't buy it at all—she had her own logic. "I think you're the scarier one, okay? You're getting a bit perverted now."

Watching Meng Jie on the video looking all "scared-scared," the evil little kitty almost wanted to tilt her head back and spit blood.

Who's perverted? She just had a few more tricks up her sleeve, that's all!

That's just how the battle over persimmons always goes!

To convince Meng Jie and make her raise her guard against the young Wang Churan, the evil little kitty went all-out.

Crap like "expel the barbarians first, pacify the interior" and "purge the emperor's side" came out in an endless stream—she'd basically used up every bit of knowledge she had stored up.

But in the end, she ran into a "wooden mallet"~

Meng Jie fired back rapid-fire rebuttals—weak, sure, but fast—while shaking her head like a rattle-drum.

The whole point was: no matter what you say, I definitely don't believe you.

This is pretty much the consequence of "credit bankruptcy."

It's really that the evil little kitty just doesn't have much credit left with Meng Jie—she's too wicked!

First it was sneaking bites of her rebound guy, recently it's been interfering with her progress in the relationship with Bai Liang's parents, and right now she's here wildly "spreading slander."

The textbook look of a treacherous minister!

What's more, after the evil little kitty had painfully laid out the "dangers" of Wang Churan, Meng Jie suddenly had a flash of inspiration and fired back: "Then what's the deal with Dou Xiao Tian? Break off your friendship with her first, and I'll listen to you."

This one really stumped Li Yitong—uh, this~

She couldn't exactly say Dou Xiao Tian was her "hired thug," could she?

Besides, the last time Bai Liang showed up at her place had already proven that Dou Xiao Tian had a few little schemes of her own. She really didn't have the face to clear her of suspicion.

"Fine, I'll cut ties with Dou Xiao Tian!" the evil little kitty decided to string her along for now.

But Meng Jie wasn't dumb at all at this point. "Then from now on, Dou Xiao Tian rolls with me!"

"You—you're only a little better off than her, why would she roll with you?" Li Yitong said, waving her hand.

Meng Jie thought for a moment. "Then I'll roll with her. Dou Xiao Tian's still pretty impressive!"

Damn it!

When a scholar meets a soldier, reason can't win the argument.

Running into such a "precious weirdo" as Meng Jie, Li Yitong felt that even she, the evil little kitty, couldn't do anything about her—no move could break through~

And just at that moment, a doorbell rang outside Meng Jie's room.

"Aiya, Churan's here~"

"Meng Jie, quick, hide me! I'll help you analyze things on the spot." Li Yitong on the other end of the phone rubbed her hands together, sounding quite expectant.

Whether or not she could convince Meng Jie, she still really wanted to eat this melon today~

After all, this was precious material for going head-to-head with Dilireba! She had to find a way to listen and watch more, to lay a solid foundation for her upcoming battle.

To this request, Meng Jie didn't refuse either. She flipped the camera around, then set it down in a corner, so Li Yitong could see and hear most of what was happening in her living room.

And after muting her own side, Li Yitong dug out some snacks, ready to Seeing Meng Meng eat this melon.

Honestly, she was starting to enjoy this feeling of watching a show from afar.

Last time she watched the situation at her own home, her heart felt stuffy, but at the same time there was a strange, wonderful feeling.

Recently she'd been considering whether to install a camera in the bedroom too—maybe next time Dou Xiao Tian went over, she could catch some... even more explosive scenes.

But these days, internet-connected cameras aren't very secure. If someone hacked it and posted it online, that would be a disaster, so this project never got implemented in the end. What a shame.

After all, little hobbies can't override safety first~

"Meng Jie, what are you doing? Opening the door so late?"

"I was just in the bathroom~"

Hearing this, Wang Churan's eyes actually lit up. "In the bathroom... I'll tell you a secret, do you want to hear it?"

Meng Jie actually didn't really want to hear any damn secret—she just wanted to snatch her little hedgehog back from that bad woman. But since Wang Churan was so keen, it wouldn't hurt to listen.

"I went to the restroom earlier to touch up my makeup."

"Pfft!"

This secret has real force! Real power! It even feels like it has a certain flavor~

Anyway, the evil little kitty snacking on treats on the other end of the phone was dumbfounded — not sisters, your focus is really freaking weird, why are you paying attention to this stuff like some pervert?

The evil little kitty projected her own mind onto others, thinking to herself: surely the other party didn't lie flat on the ground with their phone and secretly snap a few shots? That would be absolutely explosive.

Wang Churan: No, that didn't happen, it's fully enclosed, lying down wouldn't do any good.

"What are you even saying, I don't care whether she has any force or not" — Meng Jie felt a bit embarrassed listening to this, mainly because she knew there was still another person listening, which made it seem like she and Wang Churan were being perverted, chatting about this kind of thing.

"What I wanted to say isn't that, it's about after I came out of the restroom"

Wang Churan clearly also felt the first half of the story was a bit perverted, and hurriedly continued on.

Meng Jie:. Why don't you start from when Pangu separated heaven and earth?

But the second half of the story was clearly much more captivating, making Meng Jie's face turn red with anger!

"She actually bullied you like that?! And wanted to hit you?! On what grounds?!"

"Oh come on, don't be mad, her status is so high, it's totally normal for her to say a couple of things about us, and she didn't actually hit me"

"Intimidating people isn't okay either?! Who does she think she is?! Isn't this just throwing her weight around?"

"Meng Jie, calm down, it's no big deal for me to suffer a little grievance"

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"Tsk tsk~ It's no big deal for me to suffer a little grievance~" The evil little kitty shook her head as she listened — what a strong tea-flavored vibe!

No, it should be white lotus flavor.

This person's speaking tone wasn't all that affectedly coy, and her looks were quite open and dignified, so you wouldn't take one look and immediately think she had a strong tea-flavored vibe, but fundamentally it was about the same.

As the saying goes, green tea and white lotus are one family after all.

Of course, because the evil little kitty had already judged this earlier, she didn't take it too seriously, and was instead still mulling over the first half of the "secret" the other party had mentioned.

Hmm~ very forceful. Does that mean the wrapping is also relatively narrow?

Then this great enemy really is quite formidable!

As the evil little kitty thought and thought, a solemn expression appeared on her face.

No helping it, she's a rather dirty-minded person, and even plays prop matches, so it's perfectly normal for her to associate things in this direction.

If Bai Liang knew about this at this moment, he'd probably be slapping the table and shouting "f***ing awesome!"

How the hell did she even guess that.

The key thing is, these two things don't even seem to be part of the same system — yet she somehow connected them together!

After all this chaotic mess, Meng Jie and Wang Churan, in an atmosphere of righteous indignation, kicked off a new round of discussion.

The topic was, of course, still how to go up against Dilireba.

At this moment, Wang Churan actually came up with a pretty good idea for Meng Jie.

"You can't keep waiting on this side, you need to take the initiative!"

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