Chapter 580: Good People Deserve to Have a Gun Pointed at Them!

The next morning.

Bai Liang was unusually not an early riser—or rather, Sister Tian Tian was unusually something.

She had set a very early alarm, and had absolutely no intention of dawdling in bed; the moment the alarm rang she sprang straight up like a special forces soldier.

This kind of willpower is simply inhuman!

After all, as everyone knows, the main purpose of an alarm clock is to be reached over and switched off after it rings, so that one can get a little more shut-eye.

Isn't the normal thing to set a third alarm and then get up slowly when that one rings?

In the past Sister Tian Tian really was like that, but today she was a bit excited.

However, after washing up, she cupped her own cheeks, looked at the mirror, paused for several seconds, then turned and ran toward the bedroom, her running posture just like that little duck.

Sister Tian Tian: My qi and blood are really pumped today, my bare face looks too good, I have to let Bai Liang admire it too!

At this point Bai Liang was also about to wake up—his biological clock had hit the hour.

In his half-daze, he felt the blanket near his feet being lifted, and then something or other pressed down on his leg.

A few seconds later, a little head completed the great blanket adventure and successfully lay across his chest, just meeting his gaze as he had just opened his eyes.

"Morning~"

"Tian Tian, you're up so early." Bai Liang said with a yawn.

"You're up too!"

"A hundred jin pressing down on me, I almost suspected I was being ghost-pressed for a second."

This wasn't the first time Bai Liang had enjoyed this kind of wake-up service.

But in the past, the one who most often woke him like this was actually the kitty Xiao Bao—this little thing loved to lie on his chest.

Almost as long as it was allowed to sleep in the room, at some point in the morning it would always appear right on time on Bai Liang's chest, even more punctual than his own biological clock.

"I'm not a hundred jin! Don't talk nonsense!" Sister Tian Tian squirmed around, clearly displeased that Bai Liang had inexplicably added ten jin to her weight.

So weird!

When you're asleep or half-awake and someone presses on you like this, it feels hard to breathe.

But once fully awake, that problem seems to disappear.

Lighter than a goose feather, heavier than Mount Tai~

"Hey, what are you doing? Not behaving!" Sister Tian Tian felt something and quickly launched a condemnation.

Bai Liang thought for a moment, adjusted slightly, then said: "Can't help it, because you're kind~"

"Huh?" Sister Tian Tian tilted her head, clearly not understanding what he meant by that.

But Bai Liang wasn't a riddle-master—he simply drew his sword outright!

"Good people deserve to have a gun pointed at them!"

——

"It's all your fault~ we're both late, I've never been late recording a show before."

"See this navigation? We might be half an hour late!"

"I told you let's leave early, let's leave early, but you just had to take a shower~"

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In the car, Sister Tian Tian kept up a stream of muttering, poking Bai Liang with her finger every now and then, as if to remind him this way: don't zone out while I'm lecturing you!

Regarding her little grudge, Bai Liang naturally wouldn't find it annoying, and put on a humbly accepting look.

However, today's Sister Tian Tian seemed extra perceptive and immediately caught that tiny upward curve at the corner of his mouth.

That tiny crack instantly broke Sister Tian Tian's defense; her little mouth puckered, and it was unclear whether she wanted to cry or throw a fit.

That about-to-cry look made her features seem to rearrange themselves into a whole new combination, like a wronged little kitten.

That look really made one want to pull her into his arms and soothe her, cooing while gently pinching her cheeks.

Of course, one might also not be able to resist adding a bit more force, wanting to give her cheeks a good rough squeeze~

Then couldn't help sighing: how can a person be this cute?

The element of cuteness, though many feel it pales before sexiness.

But these two things can actually coexist.

In any case, Sister Tian Tian manages it.

Even though she still wore an "angry" look, the sweetness had clearly exceeded the limit.

Just as Bai Liang was preparing to smooch her cheek, Sister Tian Tian dodged with a head-shake and didn't let him succeed.

"I'm punishing you, no!"

"Come on! Sister~"

"Even if you call me sister, I won't— I need to think about it a little!"

Sister Tian Tian was halfway through being tsundere, then made an emergency retraction—after all, she really loved hearing Bai Liang call her sister~

And before, if Bai Liang insisted, she would have just given in, but today they really had wasted too much time!

With so much time wasted, Sister Tian Tian's original makeup plan had fallen through, and right now her face only had a light makeup hastily slapped on in the five minutes before leaving.

"Um—what if I can expl-ain?"

"You meant to say quibble, right?" Sister Tian Tian, like Sheriff Black Cat, caught this "One-Ear" on the spot.

"Explain!"

"Then explain!"

Sister Tian Tian learned from her mistakes, and continued to take another fall here.

She never expected the bad man's goal wasn't to quibble, but to launch a sneak attack!

"Hey, don't smudge my makeup, or I'll have to touch it up again."

The car had already been driving for a while by now.

After the two of them horsed around for a bit, they finally passed the production crew's "application" and turned on the camera in the car.

From this point on, they couldn't mess around with anything they did before.

Otherwise, getting intimate in front of the dozens of people on the production crew would be a little too brazen.

But Bai Liang said he was a responsible man, so an explanation was still in order~

So he quickly whispered into Sister Tian Tian's ear:

"My gun has no bullets!"

Just that one sentence, and somehow it wasn't until they got out of the car that Sister Tian Tian finally caught on to what it meant.

"It clearly does," she muttered under her breath, while shooting him a coquettish, soulfully charming glare.

Mainly because she'd understood and started letting her imagination run.

Only, Wu Jing, who'd come to pick them up with his wife, felt like someone had shoved a meme right in his face.

He just saw these two—one chasing, one running—and when they reached him, Sister Tian Tian was still muttering things like "trajectory veers left" and "big liar."

Wu Jing: Am I having some kind of He Chenguang flashback?

To be fair, Wu Jing's meme had a pretty high level of involvement from Bai Liang's side.

Why does the trajectory veer left?

Bai Liang: I don't want my gun to be easily usable by the "enemy" once they get their hands on it.

That's the slogan, anyway.