Chapter 589: Those Are All Your Lines!

"Don't know what to say, let me do a split for everyone~"

This caption came from Sister Tian Tian's newly posted Weibo, and along with her doing a split in yoga pants, it shot straight to the trending searches.

The line seemed to say nothing, yet somehow seemed to say everything.

The fans, naturally, responded enthusiastically.

【Knew it was just a marketing account spreading rumors. There's no way Tian Tian's in this state because of pregnancy — does your pregnant lady still wear yoga pants and work out like crazy?】

【Actually, pregnant women can do a bit of yoga, but she's doing splits — it must be fake, no doubt about it.】

【No wonder Bai Bai Daxian's side has had zero reaction. I've been cursing him for being gutless for ages now.】

【Actually, in a few more months, as long as Tian Tian stays active in the public eye, this rumor will collapse on its own.】

【Every wild rumor and she has to prove herself innocent — female celebrities have it way too tough! Always getting hit with smears, and now they've even dragged out the 'unwed pregnancy' one.】

【She's debunked it, but I don't know why, I actually kinda hope it's true. I'm totally shipping those two!】

【Same, shipping them — if only it were real~】

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Of course, besides the relatively friendly comments from fans, plenty of haters were also chiming in with stuff like "hope you don't have to slap your own face in a few months" and "just got an abortion, didn't she."

But Bai Liang's attention wasn't on any of that — he was staring at Sister Tian Tian's split caption, reading it over and over.

Hiss. How could it be so similar?

Strange to say, before seeing this whole thing, his phone had been perfectly quiet — utterly at peace with the world, dead silent.

But ever since Chen Hong pointed it out and reminded him, before he could even finish eating his own melon online, his phone started "acting up."

One look at the caller ID — wonderful!

It wasn't a call from Sister Tian Tian, but from Sister Yanzi.

The other party wasn't calling to interrogate him about anything either; instead, she said something rather "strange":

"I don't know why, but I suddenly feel like I've been living in her shadow."

Hearing the slightly puzzled, faintly existential-doubt tone on the other end of the line, Bai Liang couldn't quite hold it together either.

Because those are all your lines!

Chu Qiao and Zhī Fǒu still linger today, but where is the split-doer of yesteryear?

He'd thought this thing had been swept away by his little butterfly, but instead the world pulled a "correction" and let Sister Tian Tian fill in the gap?

Still though — even though they're both splits, Sister Tian Tian's is clearly fake~

Sister Yanzi, currently in Yanjing, was on the phone with Bai Liang while looking at herself in the mirror, and unconsciously spread her feet apart, striking a pose as if about to do a split~

Once she realized what she was doing, she hurriedly stood straight again.

She patted her forehead, feeling a bit like a lunatic!

Then, at the very end of the call, she asked in a deliberately casual tone: "Oh right, what's going on with you two? Is she really pregnant?"

There seemed to be a hint of envy mixed into that tone~

"Fake, pure rumor." Bai Liang didn't hesitate, didn't play any little games at this moment.

So Sister Yanzi's tone on the other end immediately perked up; she switched topics on the spot, asking about his recent filming and life, chatting for a few minutes before hanging up.

Just then Bai Liang was about to check in on Sister Tian Tian's situation, but the moment he hung up with Sister Yanzi, Sister Yanzi's call came right in.

"Haha, Dou Xiao Bai, I'm dying laughing!"

The moment that opening line came out, Bai Liang knew there was good stuff coming!

Sure enough.

Sister Yanzi was, as always, dependable — without disturbing Bai Liang's filming and life, she'd already prepared to go help him deal with this matter.

But exactly how to handle it still depended on whether Sister Tian Tian actually had a bun in the oven.

Of course, if there really was a bun, whether to let that bun grow into a citizen or find a way to turn it into citizen fragments — that would be another matter entirely.

In any case, today she took Sister Tian Tian to some private hospital for a checkup.

Sister Tian Tian had actually been pretty happy about it, rubbing her belly and muttering to herself on the way, as if a halo of motherhood had materialized out of thin air. She looked even more dopey.

However, before they even reached the hospital, she suddenly felt a rush of warmth.

Yes, her period had come.

You could say it was right on time, and heavy.

Sister Tian Tian, who hadn't prepared for it like she used to, ended up soiling the business van's seat, as well as her underwear and dress.

The assistant had to rush out to buy pads, which delayed them quite a bit.

At the same time, Sister Tian Tian nearly scared herself silly, because she thought she'd lost the baby~

After all, "massive bleeding," right?!

In the end, it was Sister Yanzi who offered her take: could it possibly be her period?

Sister Tian Tian: Impossible, absolutely impossible! I'm pregnant, where would a period come from?!

Her stubbornness held up for quite a while even after the exam results came out.

She even offered her own theory: "Is there a chance it just didn't show up? Or maybe they got it wrong?"

Playing it this fancy?

Realizing she'd spoken out of turn, Sister Tian Tian lowered her head, blushing, and stayed silent — but insisted on getting checked again.

And Sister Yanzi naturally wouldn't object; she wanted an extra layer of insurance too.

"Dou Xiao Bai, how's it going? Is it convenient to tell your sister?"

Chen Hong, who'd wandered off to give him space while he was on the phone and came right back the moment he hung up, had nothing but curiosity in her eyes, looking every bit like someone eager to offer advice as someone who'd been through it.

Bai Liang didn't dampen her spirits; the two of them had a lively exchange about the topic of raising kids.

During this, Arthur, who'd been arranged to make a cameo, wandered over, and his expression shifted a bit as he listened.

Having now completed his transformation on the older-sister fans, the once clear-eyed foolishness in his gaze had faded quite a bit, so he was very worried about inexplicably gaining another little brother.

Even more terrifying was the possibility of a half-sibling on the mother's side.

Fortunately, his Brother Liang was a man of propriety, and kept the topic's boundaries relatively well in hand.