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Chapter 640: Pure Hatred CP? If You Don

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The production team was already numb.

Originally, their planning had been quite proud—they'd created content that didn't rely too heavily on scripts yet still had appeal, while showcasing the artists' most natural, authentic reactions.

The good news was, it truly had appeal; someone had already let loose.

But the bad news was, they'd let loose too much.

They looked ready to escalate into outright physical brawling!

At this moment, in another room, Evil Kitten and Meng Jie were secretly discussing the two little girls next door~

"Meng Jie, is your idea even reliable? Can they really get along?"

Evil Kitten frowned—clearly, this abstract idea wasn't hers; it was Meng Jie, the "big genius," who'd thought it up.

But she'd still gone along with it.

Now, however, she felt a slight pang of regret, because she understood Dou Xiao Tian's personality better—she might not be willing to put on an act.

Meng Jie, hearing this, wasn't fazed; she waved her hand casually. "Come on, this is a show—they'll have to mind the cameras."

Evil Kitten still couldn't agree.

Those two little girls? Neither of them seemed normal at all.

That red-hot little dog? She was fine when smiling, but often suddenly went cold-faced, looking all aloof—honestly, she was begging to be punched.

As for Dou Xiao Tian? One phrase: You wanna see if I'll do it? Just try me—I'll make you fly!

Looking at it this way, these two were pure mutual provocation—one was begging to be punched, the other was genuinely ready to punch.

Evil Kitten was still pondering when she heard the shouting from outside.

It had little to do with the room's soundproofing; mainly, everyone's doors were still open, so the noise of Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye fighting over the bed carried easily.

Li Yitong and Meng Jie exchanged a glance and thought: Oh no!

Already fighting this fast?!

They rushed to the door, peeked out, and did some covert observation.

At this moment, Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye's shouting sounded exactly like two Haji Mi cats puffing up before a real fight.

Hissing and puffing nonstop, inching closer and closer.

They were about to press faces!

Evil Kitten observed closely—she saw Dou Xiao Tian had clenched her fists. She froze, her whole body jolted, sinking down onto Meng Jie's back, causing her to stumble.

"Hey, Tongtong, what are you doing?"

"No time to explain—go now!"

Before the words "break it up" could leave her mouth, Evil Kitten suddenly realized and dashed to Bai Liang's door, banging hard: bang bang bang!

At this point, only Bai Liang had closed his door; the two princesses next door were already leaning out, peeking at the spectacle~

"What's going on?" Bai Liang opened the door, having just changed clothes, curious.

"They're about to fight—go mediate!"

Actually, Evil Kitten didn't need to explain—the moment Bai Liang opened the door, he heard Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye's shouting, now fully in Chongqing dialect.

The situation was indeed urgent!

Because "I'm from Shudao Mountain!" had already come out!

Under these circumstances, Bai Liang really had to step in as an international mediator for this geopolitical conflict.

His method was simple and efficient.

"Little Watermelon~"

"Yes!"

Instinct and muscle memory made Dou Xiao Tian, mid-rant, immediately answer loudly and salute like a kitten.

But the momentum of the argument made her instinctively turn to shout at Zhou Ye again after responding to Bai Liang.

This was like her left brain and right brain fighting each other~

Fortunately, her obedience to Bai Liang ultimately prevailed.

Half a minute later, Zhou Ye stood with hands on hips, clearly unconvinced; Dou Xiao Tian kept her head down, also not entirely convinced, but looked obedient.

Bai Liang scratched his head but didn't ask why they'd fought—he chose a better way to redirect the conflict.

He turned to the group peeking at the door.

"Who came up with this brilliant idea?"

"Meng Jie!" Evil Kitten immediately sold Meng Jie out.

"I knew it. This weird room assignment~"

Bai Liang genuinely admired Meng Jie's brainwave—she was terrified the show would be too smooth and had to stir up some drama!

If the production team knew Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye disliked each other so much, they'd never have dared this.

After all, unless a show's goal is pure chaos, producers usually avoid creating such obvious opposition.

Otherwise, invite Zhang Han and pay a crazy price to bring in Shuangzi—that'd be epic!

First meal? Beef noodles!

The topic's popularity would explode!

If that's not enough, add Hu Yanbing—instant takeoff!

But which show would dare this? The first day it aired, fans would flood it until the hosts couldn't live normally.

So even if you want to create opposition, you let the guests "pair up" themselves during the show.

Everyone starts nice and friendly; conflicts emerge naturally later—that's the norm in domestic variety shows.

In short, Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye fighting on day one was completely unexpected by the production team.

Too damn sudden.

They were still over there speculating about who might clash with whom, and here things had already escalated!

Fortunately, Bai Liang could still hold the situation together~

When the production crew saw him step forward on the monitor, they finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, he was a man who could safely weather even an ultra-large-scale shura field; this was just a small scene.

After dragging out the "culprit," namely Meng Jie, the one who had "done all the bad things," the scene did suddenly become much more harmonious.

They could just start holding a "struggle session" against Meng Jie; for her personally, it was harmless anyway.

Accept it humbly, then do it again next time.

Meng Jie wasn't the type of player who forgot the pain once the meal was eaten; she could remember the mistakes she'd made, and after drawing lessons she'd improve, but it was useless that her brain remembered—her mouth was too fast!

At this moment she was like an elementary schooler who'd done something wrong, rubbing her little hands together, her big eyes full of obedience.

"Do you want to reassign the rooms?" Bai Liang asked casually after briefly criticizing Meng Jie.

"Sure."

"Okay."

"No need to trouble yourselves."

"I don't think we need to."

The two agreeing answers in front came from Meng Jie and the Evil Little Kitty.

The two in the back who didn't want to switch rooms were Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye.

These two parties involved, who were about to come to blows, actually didn't want to switch rooms and still wanted to share a room with each other.

First ruling out strange things like friendship and love, Bai Liang suspected the two of them weren't both thinking about secretly killing the other in their sleep at night.

And Dou Xiao Tian and Zhou Ye themselves didn't seem to have expected that the other actually also "couldn't bear to part" with them.

As their gazes crossed, there was a bit of tacit understanding between them, but this didn't improve their relationship at all, because even with tacit understanding, what flew out was sparks!

In their hearts, both were thinking: I don't believe I can't take you down! Let's settle the winner first!

Seeing that the two parties involved, who had been hurling abuse at each other, now didn't want to be separated, the others had no way to handle it either.

The Evil Little Kitty secretly gave Bai Liang a look: you sly fox, keep a closer eye on things~

Now this was a bit of a dilemma for him, old Fatty here.

How was he supposed to keep watch at night?

He couldn't exactly squeeze a bed in between those two and sleep there.

But the rooms were connected, so if they really did start fighting, he'd be able to hear the commotion.

Speaking of which, Meng Jie, the culprit... Huh? Where did Meng Jie go?

Turning his head, he found that Meng Jie had actually run off to eat the Second Princess's snacks. The two seemed to be chatting quite happily.

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