Chapter 659: A Faster Way to Eat Watermelons

When it comes to messing with people, Jia Xing's got plenty of ideas!

After all, their top artist is Big Mi Mi!

Who is Big Mi Mi? She's been famous for years, hated for years, and has clashed openly and covertly with countless rivals until the skies turned dark.

So whether launching an offensive or mounting a defense, she knows exactly how to handle it.

Taking down Meng Jie is a cinch.

In fact, Big Mi Mi found it strange that Re Ba hadn't moved against Meng Jie until now.

How dare some third-rate nobody dare to challenge her? She's been given too much leeway~

If it were me, I'd have "acted" the same day!

Big Mi Mi couldn't hold back—after the meeting, she pulled Re Ba aside for some gossip.

"Mi Jie, I don't even have time to care about people like that."

"Mmm~" Big Mi Mi raised an eyebrow. "You're lying! Are you even trying to fool me?"

Re Ba:.

How the hell did she figure that out?!

In truth, the main reason she hadn't acted against Meng Jie before was because Xiao Laoxiang had teased her about it.

After the show "Actors, Please Step Forward," Re Ba ran into Na Zha at a fashion event.

Na Zha, who always used whatever ammunition was at hand, wouldn't miss such a chance to strike.

She proudly said: "I've never paid her any attention—you actually take her seriously? How embarrassing!"

Though she hated Xiao Laoxiang, Re Ba knew her personality—this was clearly the truth.

Damn it!

If she didn't care about that person, why should Re Ba make a big fuss? That'd make her look worse than Xiao Laoxiang.

Then they argued a few more times, and Na Zha proudly mentioned she was going to Bai Liang's company—finally, Re Ba completely ignored Meng Jie.

Turns out now—Xiao Laoxiang tricked me!

This reckless, loudmouthed little bitch is just allowed to jump around like this?

Re Ba was truly speechless at her stupid Xiao Laoxiang—why not just crush her early on?

You should know, Jia Xing actually had some ambitious female artists stirring up trouble—some Re Ba didn't notice at first, but later realized, and eventually she forcefully "suppressed" them all.

For example, Zhu Zhu Xudan was even her best friend—after Re Ba caught her secretly keeping someone's clothes, she kept applying pressure until she successfully crushed those "unrealistic" fantasies in her mind.

That's nipping the bud in the cradle.

Otherwise, you might end up with another "menace," just like Meng Jie now.

In fact, Re Ba genuinely felt some regret—she even considered figuring out a way to "eliminate" the whole group of Qing Yu Nian sisters who had once teamed up to "attack" her and Na Zha.

She originally thought these nobodies would fade away over time, but apparently they were quite "resilient," stubbornly hopping around for years.

Some even seemed to have actually achieved something.

"You actually hate Li Yitong the most?" Big Mi Mi feigned surprise, covering her mouth and blinking her eyes, thoroughly amused.

Looking at Big Mi Mi pretending to be a girl again, Re Ba was genuinely exasperated, but replied honestly: "Mencius just feels like a low-grade version of Gu Li Na Zha—equally brainless, with a looser mouth than Gu Li Na Zha—but Li Yitong is just… off."

"How off?"

"." Re Ba hesitated, then spoke plainly: "She gives me a bit of your vibe."

She was telling the truth—her clearest impression of Li Yitong was that time on the RV, when the woman half-closed her eyes and her pupils darted around.

Not identical, but 70–80% similar to how Big Mi Mi looked when plotting mischief.

One's a wicked fox, the other's a sinister little kitten!

Different nicknames, same vibe.

Big Mi Mi: Am I eating watermelon and suddenly becoming the watermelon?!

She didn't know if that was a compliment or an insult~

Luckily, Big Mi Mi didn't care about such small details.

But if Re Ba's feeling was right, then this sinister little kitten was indeed troublesome.

No one knew better than Big Mi Mi herself how hard she was to deal with!

It's only because she never actually wanted to compete with Re Ba for a man—if she had, she'd have driven those two new Jiang girls into total chaos, maybe even gotten them pregnant twice.

In fact, Big Mi Mi even felt Xiao Zhao was a bit off too, but no one else seemed to notice, so she said nothing—after all, Xiao Zhao's intentions seemed similar to hers: no desire to meddle or stir up trouble.

Among the 85s close to Bai Liang, only Sister Tian Tian, the Director Han Han, kept desperately seeking attention, jumping around like a woman determined to pursue a younger man with no shame.

Even Yang Tianbao, who quietly divorced and may have been looking for a new patron or just craving fresh meat, wasn't this direct or obvious.

No matter their private behavior, the sisters still maintained some dignity in public.

Except Sister Tian Tian.

Big Mimi can't even be bothered to scold her now—afraid that pushing her too far might provoke a cursing tirade in dialect.

But now it seems the 85s' infighting has gradually faded—the 90s are taking center stage.

Of course, even younger 95s are eager to join the "battlefield."

As for the 00s who've already had their "celestial stars" appear, their climate hasn't formed yet—they'll need at least another two years.

The more Big Mi Mi thought about it, the more this "fighting over men" felt like normal industry competition—damn it, is Bai Liang this little brat here to act as a catfish, spurring the female artists into internal competition?

With this amusing thought in mind, Big Mi Mi couldn't help smiling, but gave Re Ba advice: "For now, forget about Li Yitong—focus on Meng Jie."

"Huh? Why?" Re Ba clearly wanted to crush them all at once.

She'd confided in Big Mi Mi so openly because she wasn't sure she could handle it alone—but if Big Mi Mi joined in, they could smash that whole bunch of rabble!

"Fool! Your Big Bai's drama is still airing—are you trying to sabotage him?" Big Mi Mi rolled her eyes.

Re Ba:. Makes sense.

But after being so "inspired," Reba suddenly felt a bit worried: "Will Big Bai blame me for doing this?"

Big Mi Mi stared at her blankly, increasingly convinced the girl might truly be a latent love-struck idiot—or had been corrupted by that little hometown buddy of hers.

This kind of thing demands boldness—it's the legal wife's duty to beat up the homewrecker!

Whether it's true or not, you have to project the aura!

"When you messed with Gu Li Na Zha, did he blame you?"

Exactly!

If Bai Liang really cared about this kind of thing, he'd have stopped her long ago—she's been doing stuff with Gu Li Na Zha for years, and he never lifted a finger.

With this little nudge, Reba finally saw the light.

Hmph~ Maybe this guy's actually proud of it!

Pfft! Stupid man!

If Reba really blamed Bai Liang for this or had any real grievances, they'd have split up years ago.

Instead of confronting Bai Liang directly, she just pretends not to see, and only attacks her "colleagues."

She's just too afraid, unwilling, unwilling to face it, too reluctant to break up.

She's drafted half a dozen breakup texts on her phone—and still hasn't sent a single one to Bai Liang.

If this keeps up, she'll have to get a new phone.

Hey, speaking of new phones, what should she do with the old one?

Cough cough, as the spokesperson for Zhuan Zhuan, Reba admitted she was just a bit too dedicated~

But she felt she wasn't really suited for this endorsement—look, what should've been private stuff was turning public, and she still couldn't bring herself to replace it.

This goes against the whole secondhand consumption ethos~ Looks like this endorsement won't last long.

Just as she briefly pondered her own career prospects, she prepared to seek Big Mi Mi's advice on how to launch a full-spectrum, no-escape attack on Meng Zi.

Big Mi Mi was surprisingly generous, sharing all the dirty tricks she'd collected—not quite pouring out her entire bag, but giving everything without reservation.

The usual methods were always the same: hijack resources, attack reputation, spread rumors, bully the weak.

Reba listened, stunned—damn, no wonder Miss Mi knew so many underhanded tactics!

Yet, as the two discussed and called people to arrange counter-moves, the expected happened—unexpectedly.

It wasn't that Meng Jie suddenly awakened some incredible system and launched a massive counterattack, nor was it Bai Liang storming in to protect his wife like some Mary Sue plot—it was just a sudden, random accident that shattered every plan.

Hard to imagine that, with "Peach Blossom Villa" generating one hot topic after another, "The Son-in-Law" skyrocketing in popularity, and data climbing daily, someone could single-handedly storm the trending charts, emerging as a dark horse and outsider to crush it all.

When they saw the person's name, everything became clear.

Unexpected, yet perfectly logical.

Yes, she's our Shuangzi.

Upon seeing the name, even Reba paused—right, right, this one's also a top 90s idol.

Her presence in the entertainment industry has always been strong; though her career has had ups and downs, her fans are simply too fierce.

Even with Reba's massive fanbase, she didn't fear Shuangzi—but she also didn't want to provoke her.

Shuangzi was just such a peculiar figure—even Big Mi Mi, when filming with her, was left speechless by Shuangzi's blunt remarks, only able to smile and stay quiet.

Her fans had even targeted Big Mi Mi just a while back~

So—

"Perfect! Open the champagne!"

Big Mi Mi leapt up—now she truly looked like Little Mi Mi, her bouncing curves and nearly bursting proportions making even Reba, a woman, involuntarily swallow.

She kinda wanted to pinch one~

Luckily, her attention was quickly drawn to the new scandal spreading rapidly online.

Meng Jie? Who's Meng Jie? Can't remember!

Why bother seeking revenge when gossip is so much more fun!