Chapter 25: Male Fox Spirit
If it were before Chu Wange revealed all the big news, Lin Mo might still be able to show off with his 455-point Immortal Exam second mock exam score, but now...
"None of your business. Roast your barbecue well. I am also a future immortal. My score is enough, the Nine Great Dao Academies are not a problem!"
The barbecue boss saw through the guilt in Lin Mo's tone, so he coughed and said:
"I heard that the year before last, Youming Palace and Cang Academy fought to snatch our provincial top scholar in Xichuan Province. The conditions offered were extremely generous, especially Cang Academy, which even promised a small spiritual vein. But this provincial top scholar was finally snatched by Youming Palace. Guess why?"
Lin Mo chuckled and didn't speak.
The barbecue boss didn't care either, and continued with a smile:
"That Youming Palace didn't know where they heard that our provincial top scholar had a little girlfriend before the Immortal Exam, but this little girlfriend's score was only enough to get into an ordinary Dao Academy, so the two chose to break up in tears after the Immortal Exam..."
Speaking of this, he paused for a moment and glanced at Lin Mo, who had turned his body slightly and pricked up his ears.
A playful expression appeared on his face, and he continued:
"Finally, Youming Palace specially found the top scholar and promised to pack his girlfriend into the Dao Academy together. That was the only way they successfully snatched the provincial top scholar in the competition with Cang Academy."
Lin Mo was surprised: "This is also possible?"
He had just exclaimed when he heard the barbecue boss chuckle, revealing an expression of seeing through everything.
*Damn, I fell for it! *
Lin Mo cursed inwardly, not expecting the old thief to be so cunning, just using his weak psychology.
Before he could open his mouth to save face, Chu Wange, who was sitting beside him, suddenly said: "It's possible."
Lin Mo was stunned and didn't react: "Ah? Possible what?"
Chu Wange looked at him and said calmly: "I can help you mention it. It shouldn't be difficult to pack you into the Dao Sect."
Lin Mo & Barbecue Boss: "..."
Lin Mo was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, and slowly turned his head to look at the barbecue boss.
The latter was also in a static state. After seeing the slightly smug look in his eyes, his face immediately felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit.
He wished he could slap himself. This cheap mouth, he had to make it up!
In fact, it wasn't entirely made up, but the source of the news wasn't accurate. It was like a city rumor; the source of the news was the third uncle's wife of the second aunt...
No one could confirm that such news was true.
Lin Mo looked at the barbecue boss eating a loss, and his mood was great.
*Heh, but I'm not the kind of person who eats soft rice. *
*Besides, I have a cheat, okay! *
Lin Mo smiled in his heart, then looked at Chu Wange, his expression slightly revealing a "surprise" and "embarrassment" that was just right, and said:
"Is this possible? Won't it be too much trouble for you and the Immortal Masters? Won't it affect you?"
*Yue~! *
The barbecue boss almost vomited in disgust. Lin Mo's expression at this moment was like the green tea itself, "I just feel sorry for giegie."
But the other party's 95-point high appearance made even such a pretentious and inferior performance look very "moving."
Even the barbecue boss had to admit that since Lin Mo and Chu Wange started eating barbecue here every night, his originally miserable business had improved a lot.
These days, the old woman at home was busy counting money, and even her face to him was much better.
The barbecue boss gritted his teeth and decided to endure it, not rushing up to beat this cheap person immediately.
Only heard Chu Wange shake her head and say: "You treated me to so many meals of barbecue, it counts as a return."
*Treating to barbecue can get into the Nine Great Dao Academies? *
*You should have said so earlier! If you had said so earlier, I would have given you the barbecue stall! *
The barbecue boss shouted wildly in his heart, and Lin Mo happened to cast a playful look.
*Damn, should have known not to charge money! *
He regretted it inwardly, and heard Lin Mo continue to say:
"Oh, we are all friends. Treating you to barbecue is nothing. I will treat you to immortal fruit in the future."
"By the way, I heard that there is an immortal beast called Chuyun Fenbao, whose meat is springy and chewy, very suitable for barbecue. When we get into the Wendao Institute in the future, I will catch it myself for you to eat."
*Damn, still drawing cakes! *
The barbecue boss felt even more uncomfortable hearing Lin Mo brag than losing money on barbecue.
Chu Wange didn't feel there was anything wrong, and nodded: "Good."
The barbecue boss was directly stunned. *No, this matter is settled? Is it so easy to get into the Nine Great Dao Academies? *
In the barbecue boss's extremely uncomfortable mood, Lin Mo chatted and farted with Chu Wange while showing off the barbecue.
The high-appearance combination attracted the attention of many passersby as usual.
"Look at that young couple, so sweet~! The man is so handsome, and he even wipes the girl's mouth with a tissue!"
Barbecue boss: *You saw it wrong, that's not a couple, that's an employee serving the boss. *
"So thoughtful~ I hope my boyfriend will be this gentlemanly in the future!"
Barbecue boss: *Then may I ask if you can provide your boyfriend with the opportunity to get into the Nine Great Dao Academies? *
"The man is really handsome, even more handsome than the male lead of "Immortal Venerable Loves Me Again" that exploded some time ago!"
Barbecue boss: *Girl, open your eyes, this is a male fox spirit! *
"..."
After the two finished the barbecue that was more abundant than usual, Chu Wange burped contentedly, touched her slightly bulging belly, and waved at Lin Mo:
"See you at school tomorrow."
Lin Mo showed a formulaic smile, waved his hand and said: "See you tomorrow, my good friend!"
Hearing the words "good friend," Chu Wange's eyes flashed with a bright light, she hummed twice, then picked up the wooden sword on the stool beside her, and as usual, turned and left gracefully after free-riding with peace of mind.
Lin Mo watched her walk away gradually, stood up and walked to the barbecue boss, smiling:
"Boss, check out!"
The barbecue boss was expressionless, his tone stiff: "298 yuan."
Lin Mo took out three hundred-yuan bills from his pocket and handed them over: "Boss, keep the change."
"Heh."
The barbecue boss twitched his mouth, took the money expressionlessly, took two coins from the apron in front of him and patted them on the other party's hand expressionlessly, and then watched the other party's mouth √, turned and left expressionlessly...
"he~tui! Soft-faced, a disgrace to men!"
He turned his head and spat a mouthful of phlegm to the side, but didn't expect the phlegm to just happen to spit in front of the fat girl passing by.
"Eh, boss!"
The fat girl shouted unhappily.
"Ai, sorry, sorry!"
The boss apologized repeatedly, but looked up and suddenly saw the other party wearing a large red Daoist robe, his eyes lit up: "Girl, how about I treat you to barbecue?"
"Really?"
The fat girl's eyes shone.
"Really!"
"Good, good!"
"By the way, may I ask, what grade are you in this year, and what is your Immortal Exam score?"
A puzzled expression appeared on the fat girl's face: "I've already gone to work, and I didn't get into a Dao Academy back then."
The barbecue boss's smile vanished, he threw the fire tongs into the cart below, and said expressionlessly:
"Sorry, closing the stall."
"Ah? Not treating anymore?"
"Next time for sure."
"..." ===== CHAPTER 26 =====
End of Chapter
