Chapter 79: Package, Spy (First Update)

"You brat! Never seen a beauty before!"

Severely insomniac Chen Yun was like an irritable female creature during her menstrual period, full of aggressive desire.

It is well known that the mood curve of female creatures is often dominated by hormones.

In short: happy for one week, lustful for one week, angry for one week, in pain for one week.

During the follicular phase she finds everyone pleasing to the eye; during ovulation she is rippling every day; during the luteal phase everyone's breathing around her is wrong; during menstruation she goes wild like a mad dog.

Facing the bared-teeth Chen Yun, Qin Shi remained calm, after all, looking at that miserable body squeezed at high intensity every day with a scrapping rate close to sixty percent, it was hard not to feel sympathy.

Simply like working non-stop, overtime twenty hours without rest, the ultimate corporate slave.

If not for sufficient life force, he felt Chen Yun would drop dead on the spot the moment she closed her eyes.

This woman, what state does she have to roll herself into every day to make her body look like it's loaded with countless debuffs?

"Sister Yun, you've been insomniac for so long that even a Meditation Master's hypnosis can't cure it at the root, it keeps recurring—have you considered that the problem actually lies in the 'body,' not the 'mind'?"

Qin Shi spoke in a flat tone, like a young expert seeing patients.

"You know what... uh, no wait, I heard the Old Martial Arts School masters body cultivation, little Qin brother, did you see something?"

Chen Yun raised her slender brows, originally ready to spew vulgarities, but then thought Qin Shi was this Old Martial Talent who might actually have a way to solve the problem.

Just as the New Martial Arts School is inseparable from biotechnology and modern medicine, the Old Martial Arts School is one with ancient medicine, qigong, and food therapy.

The latter always has all sorts of weird "folk remedies" and "unorthodox methods."

"I just feel Sister Yun's muscles and body are badly injured; you must be tired walking, sitting, and lying down every day? Tossing and turning before sleep, yet always unable to find a very comfortable, very suitable sleeping position."

Qin Shi sat on the sofa, voice calm, extending his fingers to hover toward Chen Yun's back:

"For example, Sister Yun, your latissimus dorsi is used at high intensity and hasn't received good recovery; over time, it forms hidden injuries accumulated inside the body."

This kind of injury cannot be seen on the surface, and even with medical instruments it's hard to judge precisely.

Because it lurks between the skin, muscles, and fascia, close to what ancient martial artists often call the 'root of disease,' a kind of 'evil qi' that cannot be expelled from the body."

Seeing Qin Shi speak so logically, Chen Yun inwardly believed him a bit, but said with her mouth:

"I usually do massage and tuina..."

Qin Shi shook his head:

"The technique is not good, all treating symptoms not the root; in Old Martial Arts terms, the evil qi cannot disperse, it can only be transformed by oneself."

Chen Yun blinked her eyes:

"Little Qin brother, why don't you help me, adjust Sister a bit, and in the future regarding you and Xiao Qingqing, I will definitely vote in support."

Qin Shi's mouth corner twitched and he didn't reply, letting Chen Yun lie down properly; his palm was like a fascia blade, scraping along bundle after bundle of muscle.

Since 【Muscle Memory】 just upgraded to Advanced Achievement, under the trait blessing, every muscle group touched seemed to emit different sounds.

"Lighter... heavier... knead hard... rub clockwise two circles..."

They were like living creatures, showing different demands.

"Latissimus dorsi needs heavy relaxation, external oblique needs light tuina, sternocleidomastoid kneaded bit by bit. But the adductor muscles and pectoralis major... forget it, forget it."

Qin Shi was quite professional, responsive to every request, technique forceful, heavy where it should be, light where it should be.

In just a few minutes he completely conquered Chen Yun, this Inspection Team Leader enjoying it so much she didn't even have time to make a sound before falling headfirst asleep, entering peaceful Dreamland.

The body originally like carrying a thousand jin burden, tired and limp, now had the burden removed all at once, suddenly feeling unprecedented ease.

Before sleeping, Chen Yun grabbed Qin Shi with one hand, muttering in her mouth:

"Little Qin brother, remember to add time! Full set..."

Hah, women.

Sure enough, they fall under my technique.

Qin Shi probably performed massage techniques for about half an hour, finally the 【Worker Warrior】 achievement suddenly lit up.

【Technician Profession】

【Activated】

【Obtained "Massage Technique"】

"Getting a professional certification really isn't easy, I'm sweating all over my head from exhaustion."

Glancing at Chen Yun sleeping soundly, Qin Shi stopped his hand movements, focusing his gaze on the newly unlocked professional skill.

【Massage Technique: Your technique effect depends on the client's package price tier, 198 basic tier, relax body and mind, 369 upgrade tier, spiritual pleasure, 698 deluxe tier, release nature, 1998 emperor tier... not yet developed.】

"This skill doesn't look very proper."

Qin Shi pondered, 198 already made Chen Yun this happy, wouldn't 698 make her fly?

He suspected this Chen Team Leader might not be able to withstand it.

One day he'd try it on Teacher Lin.

"Huh, how did Xiao Yun fall asleep?"

Lin Yunqing brought medicine back, seeing Chen Yun curled up like a little cat on the sofa, couldn't help but show surprise.

Qin Shi, sitting in the living room eating High-Energy Food Cans, said nothing, having the bearing of a knight-errant who leaves with a flick of his sleeve after the deed, hiding his merit and fame.

After filling his belly, he continued to the basement, opening the Virtual Combat Room again.

This time, Qin Shi chose to accept the friend request from the username 【Black Jujube Thick Milk Strong Tea】.

The other party was a Martial Arts Department student of the Military Martial Arts School's Tiger Fist.

"Tiger Tank, high attack and thick defense! Just right to practice my hands, test the intensity of True Qi One Qi!"

Drip drip drip!

Luo Wenbin, receiving 【Nine Heavens Thunder Double Feet Pedal】's online reminder again like a maggot crawling darkly, he suddenly propped himself up, impatiently checking his status.

"Matching hasn't started yet, good, good, good!"

As a student of the Qiguang Heng University Martial Arts Department, the first to suffer the Ultimate Insult, Luo Wenbin has been unable to eat or sleep in peace during this period.

Every time he scrolled to a discussion post about himself on the campus Forum, he felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, with thorns in his back.

He couldn't help imagining the various kinds of ridicule and mockery he might suffer after school starts.

"I must save myself!"

Thus, Luo Wenbin began to think of ways to shed the label of "Martial Arts Department laughingstock."

First, it was impossible to regain face by defeating that Shen Neng Xi Old Martial Arts School practitioner.

This is like an upperclassman beating a lowerclassman; winning is expected, losing is a disgrace.

Even if he won a hundred times afterwards, it would be meaningless.

"I can only become a water ghost! Dragging all the low-ranked Martial Arts Department classmates down with me!"

Luo Wenbin's gaze was firm, as if he had made a great resolve, opening the private chat window and sending large paragraphs of content over.

【Kitty-Head Killer: Big Shot, I suggest you choose Bionic Style Martial Arts Department students as opponents as much as possible; they are relatively weak in the early stages, their killing methods are comparatively simple, classic moves are "Lightning Fist" and "Machine Gun Charge," very easy to counter.】

【Kitty-Head Killer: Just checked your combat record, Big Shot; Military Martial Arts School big guys are tough to chew, all hard bones. Especially that Tiger Fist, his name is Xu Dong, combat power is very fierce, practically a Gatekeeper-level existence in the low ranks.】

【Kitty-Head Killer: Big Shot, I've made a list for you; these people are about the same level as me, some might even be a bit worse, convenient for securing victories...】

"A spy has appeared in the Qiguang Heng University Martial Arts Department..."

Qin Shi roughly browsed through the messages, expression strange.

(Chapter End)