Chapter 289

"How is it? This is... Teyvat's number one Pyro DPS."

"What a lively and adorable girl. I suppose that's why His Lordship the Bishop dotes on her so much~"

Mo Li smiled, then said slowly, "Of course, besides being a great fighter, Director Hu is also a great singer~"

"She calls herself... the Dark Doggerel Poet of Liyue's back alleys~" Mo Li stroked his chin, a wise glint flickering in his eyes.

"Her 'Hilichurl Ballad' is incredibly popular in Liyue~"

The adorable critical hit from Director Hu didn't stop there.

In his memories from Earth, players had used Hu Tao's voice to create a single called "Ow."

Mo Li clearly remembered that the "Ow" video had over 20 million views on Bilibili.

It was even higher than some of the official PVs released.

Besides Hu Tao's cuteness, the high-quality production of that video was absolutely not to be ignored.

Nowadays, there were relatively few fan-made creations in this world, perhaps because Mo Li hadn't released the character models yet.

Therefore, he had specifically produced the accompaniment and had Hu Tao sing it herself.

At this moment, Hu Tao stood with her hands on her hips and began to sing in a very "Chongchong" style.

"The first Hilichurl got sick, the second Hilichurl came to see~"

"The third Hilichurl gathered herbs, the fourth Hilichurl boiled the tea~"

"The fifth Hilichurl died, the sixth Hilichurl carried the bier~~ Ahem... How was that?"

Xiang Lita covered her mouth and chuckled, "Well, then everyone, please enjoy the full version..."

Before she could finish, Hu Tao curled her hands into claws, making a scary face.

"Ow~~"

The Hu Tao in reality was just as incredibly cute with her "Ow~."

Countless viewers had their hearts captured by this "Ow~."

The chat followed suit, sending countless 【Ow~】 messages.

【Ow~】

【Ahhh... Director is so cute...】

【I really want a little sister like this QAQ】

【I wasn't planning to pull... but she can "Ow~"...】

【Ow~ Director, please "Ow~" a few more times, ahhhhh...】

【The last girl this lively was Kiana...】

【Holy crap... the person above, quickly retract that message, don't let that dog Otto see it!!】

【I just hope Damn Mihuyou doesn't kill off the Director later, I'm begging you, woooo...】

The girls were very cooperative and immediately switched the screen to a video.

The Damn Mihuyou logo flashed by.

Immediately after, cheerful music began to play.

In the video, Hu Tao poked her head out, waved at the audience, her bright eyes curving into crescent moons, her smile incredibly healing.

"Yo~ What business do you have with this Director~"

"Hmm? You don't know? The 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is none other than me, Hu Tao~"

"Hee hee~ The moon is out~"

At this point, the music intro ended, and Hu Tao's cute singing voice slowly drifted in.

"When the sun comes out, I sunbathe~"

"When the moon comes out, I moonbathe~"

"Life, old age, sickness, and death, the phenomena of heaven and earth, yin and yang in order, fate is impermanent~"

Because Hu Tao sang it herself, there was no electronic processing, making it sound incredibly natural.

The brainwashing melody, paired with Hu Tao's lively singing, had no technique, yet it drove countless people crazy.

The chat was incredibly enthusiastic, already covering the entire screen.

"The Dark Doggerel Poet of the back alleys is none other than myself, the current Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, here to send you on your way~"

"The sky is clear and the sea is wide, the bright moon hangs high, sending you off in one go."

"This scene is just perfect for composing a poem~"

"Hu Tao is Hu Tao~"

"Ow~"

"Hu Tao is not a peach~"

"Ow~"

"Waking up early is good for the body~"

"Ow~"

"Staying up late makes you float away~"

"Ow~"

【6666】

【From now on, I am devoted to the Director!!】

【Director, ahhhhh...】

【Ow ow ow ow ow~~】

【Damn Mihuyou, I advise you to upload this song to the music site immediately!! (Angry)】

【No technique, just all "Ow~~" but I really love it so much!】

【Director! I am willing to handle Wangsheng Funeral Parlor business!!】

Mo Li watched the chat, unable to help but marvel.

With this video out, Hu Tao's banner revenue would definitely break new records.

Sure enough, releasing this video was an incredibly wise decision...

The audience was still going crazy.

Director Hu was still singing and dancing.

"The first Hilichurl got sick, the second Hilichurl came to see~"

"The third Hilichurl gathered herbs, the fourth Hilichurl boiled the tea~"

"The fifth Hilichurl died, the sixth Hilichurl carried the bier~"

"The seventh Hilichurl said, don't even think about reincarnation~"

The brainwashing melody, paired with Director Hu's "Ow~," was truly explosive in its lethality.

The atmosphere in the livestream room was pushed to its peak by this single.

Countless people at home and abroad were incredibly jealous of Damn Mihuyou's current popularity.