Chapter 60: Stop hiding it, as if nobody has one
The little boy's words, like a knife, pierced his father's heart.
"Dad, this Flight Attendant is so tall! She's taller than you!"
"Dad, aren't you less than 1.8 meters?"
"Dad, did you lie about your height?"
"Dad…"
Stab after stab.
Dad: "???"
He went numb.
Am I not as tall as the Flight Attendant?
Can I be less than 1.8 meters!?
Today Heavenly King Old Master is here, and I'm also 1.8 meters!
Rounded, that's 181!
Add another, that's 185!
Add another, that's 190!
Add another… seems I can't add more; adding more would kill me…
Looking at the little boy beside him, the man even wondered.
Should I use my own Seven Wolves tonight to teach this rebellious child a lesson?
However, after the man turned his head and glanced in the direction the little boy's finger pointed,
he was instantly dumbfounded.
It seemed he really wasn't as tall as that Flight Attendant.
What is going on?
Are all Flight Attendants this tall nowadays?
Of course, Flight Attendants are tall; that's a Flight Attendant's business.
He doesn't care; he is 180.
With a smiling face, he squatted down, looking at his son with a "kind" expression, emphasizing it once.
"Dad 181, from now on you must not question dad's height, understand? Otherwise I'll beat you."
The little boy burst into tears with a "wow" sound.
…
The Live Broadcast Room was still filled with laughter and chatter.
"Hahaha Xu Mo, run fast, this little b kid exposed you."
"Xu Mo is too slick, makes my scalp tingle; he could even think of this method."
"What's the key? He actually let him run away, that's the most daring."
"The little boy can spot something wrong, yet the police didn't? That's unscientific."
"Nonsense, how could they guess Xu Mo would disguise as a Flight Attendant? Earlier in the corridor, men and women were separated, the police's attention was all on the men, the women weren't even looked at, they let them go."
"The guy who earlier said that if Xu Mo could escape this time he'd livestream eating a computer screen—when will you eat a computer screen?"
"…You're in a hurry, mlgb? Hold on!"
In fact, not only the Water Friends in the Live Broadcast Room didn't expect it.
Even Yang Jingxuan was impressed by Xu Mo's move.
After leaving the aircraft corridor and merging into the crowd, Yang Jingxuan gave Xu Mo a thumbs‑up.
"Awesome…"
Earlier she was puzzled why Xu Mo asked her to bring those things.
Now she understands.
Xu Mo probably thought early on that the Investigation Team would contact Hangcheng Police to block him at the airport.
No wonder when she was on the plane, she told Xu Mo that the police had already prepared a deployment at the airport, yet Xu Mo didn't react.
Even if she hadn't told Xu Mo, Hangcheng Police would still be able to catch him.
"You guessed early that Hangcheng would have someone block you, right?" Yang Jingxuan asked with a puzzled face.
"Half and half." Xu Mo said, "I know the Investigation Team will eventually trace the Airline Company, because the Flight Attendant who booked the room for us is a clue."
"But even if they're fast, they can't synchronize with our moves; by the time they trace the Airline Company, we'll already be on the plane. At that point the Investigation Team only has two options."
"Either they fly themselves to Hangcheng, or they find someone to block me; the latter is more likely, so I let you prepare these things in advance."
It was exactly what Yang Jingxuan thought.
Even if she didn't hear that conversation on the plane, and didn't tell Xu Mo its content,
Xu Mo had also prepared in advance.
Because from the start, Xu Mo had deduced all possibilities.
And also got ready.
"Never mind that, find a Restroom to change clothes, this shabby outfit is stuck at the crotch."
After leaving Hangcheng Police's sight, Xu Mo couldn't stand the Flight Attendant uniform any longer.
Yang Jingxuan was slightly stunned.
"Are you crazy? This outfit is your talisman; if you change it now, what will you do when you meet a police officer later?"
"Tsk." Xu Mo smacked his mouth: "The same trick won't work the second time, and besides, have you ever seen a 183‑centimetre Flight Attendant?"
"Earlier the police didn't bother with me because their attention was fully on the male passengers getting on and off the plane."
"They're not stupid; they'll probably realize soon. Wearing these clothes and flaunting around now will cause trouble—the target is too big."
"There's a Restroom ahead, let's go."
"With Yang Jingxuan, we arrived at the Restroom ahead, ready to change clothes."
"Changed back into normal clothes."
"But when standing at the Restroom door, Xu Mo encountered a dilemma again."
"He faced a choice."
"In front of Xu Mo, there was a Male Restroom and a Female Restroom."
"Enter the Male Restroom… or the Female Restroom?"
"That's a problem."
"To be honest, Xu Mo really wanted to go into the Female Restroom to take a look."
"But… that's a bit inappropriate."
"So in the end, he took the clothes and entered the Male Restroom."
"The next second."
"WTF!? What are you doing?"
"A scream came from inside the Male Restroom."
"Yang Jingxuan: "……""
"Even though she was standing outside the Restroom, she could imagine what scene was unfolding inside."
"Inside the Restroom there was a man, urinating."
"He had been doing it just fine."
"Suddenly, a Flight Attendant walked in."
"He was frightened and jolted."
"His shoes shook…"
"In that instant, the man wondered if he had entered the wrong restroom."
"But he clearly saw the sign in front of him: 'A small step forward, a big step for civilization.'"
"This familiar slogan, Sheer Cliff is the Male Restroom."
"He could be sure he hadn't entered the wrong one."
"But…"
"What on earth is this Flight Attendant doing?"
"Xu Mo was speechless."
"Looking at the man: 'Aim properly, can't you just press the trigger?'"
"Man: "???""
"This Flight Attendant also knows about pressing the trigger?"
"Before he could recover, Xu Mo continued."
"'Stop covering it, as if nobody has one.'"
"Man: "???""
"What?"
"You also have!?"
"Perhaps he read the man's thoughts from his expression."
"Xu Mo said, 'I not only have one, mine is even bigger than yours… hehe…'"
"Having said that, he moved to the man's side…"
"Man: "????""
"And indeed, it was real."
"Who knows how much damage such a scene inflicted on his young mind."
"A Flight Attendant pulling something out that's bigger than him!"
"Who could endure that?"
"He was stunned."
"After finishing, without looking back, he hurried out of the Male Restroom."
"When exiting, he kept muttering continuously."
"'That's bizarre… that's a huge weirdness! A Flight Attendant pulls something out that's bigger than me?'"
"Yang Jingxuan: "……""
"She stood at the doorway, hearing the man's words crystal clear."
"For a moment, she didn't know what to say."
"This Xu Mo… can't he be serious!"
End of Chapter
