Chapter 86: These Two Youngsters, How Much Are They Drinking?
Sitting in the noodle shop, waiting for the owner to finish the noodles and serve them.
Xu Mo recalled the content of his recent call with Song Yixue.
His next step was to rob a bank.
Of course, because of the Program Crew, this bank robbery wasn't illegal.
It was called, under a flattering name, helping test the bank's security.
And all the money taken this time would belong to Xu Mo.
Xu Mo agreed to help precisely for that reason.
However, before robbing the bank, Xu Mo still had to do some preparation.
He needed to find a way to rescue the assistant the Program Crew had arranged for him in the detention center.
Because on the phone just now, Song Yixue had said that the assistant was a curvy beauty…
Ah, of course, that wasn't the main point; the main point was that the assistant knew the bank very well.
She would definitely be able to help Xu Mo in the upcoming operation.
Just then.
"You successfully outwitted the Hangcheng Police, the Scam Gang, and the Investigation Team, earning a choice of four rewards."
"1: EMP Electromagnetic Pulse Bomb."
"2: Physical stamina increased by 2 points."
"3: Master-level Hacking Technique."
"4:: 1 Gundam Model."
Xu Mo considered that he had discovered it.
This indecent system always gave out some indecent reward each time.
EMP Electromagnetic Pulse Bomb.
Even if he took this thing, he wouldn't dare use it.
Although it could be of great help for robbing the bank.
It could instantly disable all electronic devices around the bank, including the surveillance.
But it's not something to be used lightly.
Using it would truly make him a terrorist, and no words could explain it.
: 1 Gundam Model, that's even weirder!
Although Xu Mo was quite interested in this reward.
But he also knew that this thing could be said to be of no help to him at all.
So a big model, wherever placed, would be a problem.
Now, before him lay only two choices.
Physical stamina increased by 2 points, and Master-level Hacking Technique.
"I choose the Master-level Hacking Technique!" Soon, Xu Mo made his selection.
At that moment, the owner brought two bowls.
One bowl was beef noodles.
The other bowl was also beef noodles.
"Your noodles," the owner said.
Just now, while Xu Mo was thinking.
Yang Jingxuan secretly went to the owner and swapped the vegetarian noodles for beef noodles.
Xu Mo didn't say anything about it.
After all, that earlier remark was just a joke.
As they ate, Yang Jingxuan suddenly set down their chopsticks, an excited expression on their face as they looked at Xu Mo.
"We're going to rob a bank! Just thinking about it is thrilling!"
Those words made the chopsticks of the old man at the opposite table drop in fright.
But after turning his head to glance at Yang Jingxuan and Xu Mo,
the old man quickly patted his chest.
"You scared me to death..."
When he heard that just now, it had scared him quite a bit.
But when he turned his head and saw these two people,
the old man immediately stopped being afraid and kept eating his noodles.
He took it as if they were just joking.
Could they be desperate bank robbers?
Sheer Cliff, impossible!
Not only the old man thought so.
The other customers and the noodle shop owner also thought the same.
Even the noodle shop owner sneered.
"Just these two, rob a bank?"
If they could pull it off, that would be strange!
Originally, Xu Mo was still a bit worried after Yang Jingxuan finished that shout.
Someone in the shop might call the police to report that two people were planning to rob a bank.
He was wondering whether to run.
But when he saw the reactions of the people in the shop, he felt relieved.
Obviously, no one in this noodle shop thought the two of them were real robbers.
On the contrary, they thought the two were joking.
Yang Jingxuan also noticed this.
Anyway, no one thought what they said was true.
So they just kept talking.
"Xu Mo, how do you plan to rescue that person from the Detention Center? The Detention Center must be full of police now, so it probably isn't easy to save anyone,"
"There's always a way if you can think of it; it's just pulling someone out of the Detention Center, which shouldn't be too hard," Xu Mo said, slurping a mouthful of noodles, his words vague.
At the opposite table, the old man eating noodles suddenly coughed a few times.
He was choking on the noodles.
He involuntarily turned his head again to glance at Yang Jingxuan and Xu Mo.
These two youngsters... how much are they drinking?
First robbing banks, then rescuing people from the Detention Center.
Their badassery is almost sky‑high!
Talking as if it were real, why don't you say you can fly a plane?
The old man sat at the opposite table.
Directly in front of the camera on Yang Jingxuan's body.
The Water Friends in the Live Broadcast Room were about to burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, this old man is killing me. Look at his expression—maybe he thinks Xu Mo and the others are crazy,"
"What would his expression be if this old man knew the two youngsters opposite him were actually daring to rob a bank?"
"I'm dying of laughter—two people openly discussing a bank robbery in a noodle shop, and nobody around even calls the police; they probably think the two have messed up brains,"
"Luckily the old man doesn't realize Xu Mo and the others actually plan to rob a bank; otherwise he'd be scared to death, sitting opposite people planning a robbery while eating—how terrifying that would be,"
…
Yang Jingxuan, while eating noodles, asked curiously.
"Did the Program Crew tell you what our new partner's name is? What do they do? Male or female?"
Xu Mo: "…"
Obviously, Yang Jingxuan no longer thinks of herself as a Meat Ticket.
She directly placed herself into the role of a robber.
Our partner?
Who says you're a partner!
Big sister, you're a Meat Ticket, a Meat Ticket!
After swallowing what was in his mouth, Xu Mo replied.
"Female, seems to be named Zhou Qiaoqiao; I'm not clear on what exactly she does,"
"Is she good‑looking?" Yang Jingxuan asked.
"How would I know," Xu Mo shook his head. "The phone said she's a beauty, but I've never seen her."
Upon hearing the new partner was a beauty,
Yang Jingxuan immediately set down her chopsticks.
"I think rescuing someone from the Detention Center is unrealistic; maybe we shouldn't bring her along!"
Xu Mo shook his head: "We have to rescue her."
Rescuing someone from the Detention Center is difficult.
But no matter how hard, we must rescue.
Song Yixue had told him over the phone.
The Program Crew assigned them a new partner.
They know the bank's situation inside out and are also proficient in Hacker Technique.
This person can undoubtedly help Xu Mo in this operation.
That will be a great boost.
Regardless, Xu Mo should find a way to rescue this partner.
Both of them finished their noodles quickly.
After paying, the two left the noodle shop.
Just as they stepped out of the noodle shop, the old man's phone rang.
It was his grandson calling.
"Grandpa, are you eating noodles at that noodle shop you often go to?"
The old man was startled: "Yeah, how did you know?"
"I just saw you in the Live Broadcast Room."
"What broadcast? A beauty broadcast? I told you to watch less of that stuff, you little brat!"
"Grandpa, you yourself watch beauty broadcasts… but I wasn't watching a beauty broadcast; I was watching a live bank‑robbery show, a popular program lately, featuring that man and woman opposite you just now preparing to rob a bank…"
The old man: "???"
Those two are really f***ing robbing a bank!?
Live‑streaming a bank robbery?
You have such guts?
End of Chapter
