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Chapter 113

~8 min read 1,402 words

Unlike the interaction method of American comments, the domestic bullet comments could present more information density:

【It's here, it's here, come to watch Jiao Yang's international stage debut in CS!】

【Damn, the last game was too shitty, two god teams played to 16:14, and Vitality still lost.】

【Should have just GG'd early, played so persistently and still didn't win in the end, made me stay up late watching for nothing for so long!】

【Feel like ZywOo is just so-so, 1.18 is nothing special!】

【No, you don't even look at whether RpK is human? 0.54, the newcomer on the opposite side even has 0.83!】

【I said early on that bringing old guys has no future. Whether it's ZywOo or s1mple, if you want to win, you have to exert effort like Team Astralis.】

【Hope Jiao Yang holds on, okay? In front of the NiP old guys, the Qiyou Trio are all juniors. The advantage is with me!】

【May I ask if the streamer is mute? Say something!】 Reading novels to relieve boredom is good, 🆃🆃🅺. 🆃🆆 is super smooth.

"The match hasn't even started, can't you guys watch it yourselves?"

DANK1NG chewed something in his mouth and pretended to be impatient.

Sure enough, this attitude aroused the attack desire of the bullet comments: 【What are you, a retired player, acting so arrogant here? Isn't your live stream supported by us, your grandfathers?】

【Clarification: the streamer is not retired, just no team wants him.】

【Heard he was going to Tyloo, but who is the one on the side of the road? Wouldn't it be the streamer? Wouldn't it?】

【Heard he was cried to tears by Kaze.】

【Hahaha, recognized a father again, was the last one with Xcc fulfilled?】

Looking at the full screen of mocking bullet comments, DANK1NG felt no grievance, but was extremely proud instead.

Ever since he was humiliated that day, he sat on the bus home looking at the Maybach outside the window and suddenly realized—

Playing professionally is to make big money, but why must one play professionally to make big money?

At this time, the most profitable thing in CNCS is not playing professionally, but being a clown on live stream.

Like Qiezi, Donggua, and the others.

When it comes to clowns, who can compare to him, DANK1NG!!!

Hangzhou, pouring rain, covering the sky and sun.

That day, DANK1NG entered the Actor God realm again.

Let the acting begin!

"Sob sob sob, Dad, why? Dad! Even though I've worked so hard, you still won't let me join Tyloo!"

DANK1NG had something in his mouth, and his slurred words really carried a bit of a crying tone.

As he spoke, his body slid off the gaming chair, and he fell to the ground motionless.

【Dead? Hahahahahahahaha, good death!】

【See that? This is the CS abstract genius, the hope of CN stage plays, the master of non-object performance—DANK1NG!

】

【This kid is so pitiful, selling misery in the middle of the night, let's reward him a little.】

【What are the ones in front laughing at? It's so pitiful, where to donate?】

Ding-dong~

The sound of a gift. DANK1NG, who was stiff on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes and leaped up directly with a carp jump, but failed to stand steady and collapsed directly onto the gaming chair.

Even so, he still used his professional player's observation ability to quickly read the gift information on the screen.

"Thanks to 'GG Position for Rent' for the magic book, thanks brothers for opening the super fan, those who have tiger food in their hands, send some."

""

【Holy shit, corpse has come back to life.】

【I know this streamer, he has had epilepsy since he was a child and cannot work normally, but he hasn't given up on life, relying on online live streaming to maintain his life.】

【So are we caring for disabled children point-to-point?】

【Saying it like that makes me feel much more comfortable, much more comfortable than donating to a foundation I can't see.】

【Kid, keep going, the mentally disabled also have a spring!】

DANK1NG, who climbed up, felt a bit embarrassed seeing these bullet comments. Pretending to be stupid was just his persona, and live streaming was just his job.

"Watch the match, watch the match. Oh my, this is Jiao Yang! He's quite square."

【Taller than you.】

【His rating is also higher than yours, I'm talking about height.】

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm 1.65 meters tall now."

As he spoke, DANK1NG opened the data website and checked; Jiao Yang's average Rating was actually 1.67.

"What's the situation? Did he not drop Rating playing MVP and Tyloo?!"

DANK1NG widened his eyes, staring fixedly at the screen, his head tilting along with it.

【No matter how much you stare, the Rating won't change. Oh, your height won't change either.】

【Did you forget that Tyloo was zeroed out in the last game?】

"Ah, holy shit, why is this Tyloo so bad!"

DANK1NG performed a collapse state again, holding his head with both hands.

【Hahahaha】

【Don't be sad, there's a streamer in the next partition shorter than you.】

"It's okay, when the time comes to play NiP, his Rating will drop." DANK1NG pretended to be jealous.

【?】

【The streamer is a bit rare.】

【I saw him being bullied by Jiao Yang in someone else's live stream before, probably has a grudge.】

【Waiting to be slapped in the face.】

【Feels a bit difficult, how can it not drop when playing European teams, whether it drops a lot or a little.】

【As long as they can win, go VG!】

The official countdown had ended, and the promotional scenery of Dallas had also turned into the live scene.

DH Dallas was also divided into two stages: group stage and knockout stage.

At this time, the group stage was conducted in an offline venue without an audience, and the top six teams in the group stage would enter the knockout stage.

By then, these six teams would be able to enter the Dallas International Convention Center and participate in an unparalleled event experience surrounded by the audience!

As the players took their seats, the Group A match was about to begin.

The director first gave a shot of the two teams; NiP looked very relaxed, talking and laughing.

VG had different expressions; Jiao Yang was the calm one, the Qiyou Trio were a bit reserved, and JamYoung was visibly nervous.

Compared to these, the sharp-eyed bullet comments discovered An Wenxin wearing a black tracksuit at a glance.

【What a pretty girl.】

【Staff? Operations lady? Player's girlfriend?】

【Referee, probably, still standing behind the players now.】

【Seems so, then that means the bearded man behind is the new coach VG found, Xin"?】

【Hope the foreigner can bring good enough tactics, advent was too tired before.】

【Indeed, had to prepare tactics the night before the IEM match.】

【Their tactical file this time is much thicker! Looks like they did some preparatory work.】

BanPick started.

"It's here, let's see what map!"

"NiP banned Inferno first. Inferno is a national map, and VG plays Inferno well, looks like they respect it a lot."

"Then VG should be banning Dust II, a few old men can't out-gun the opposite side."

Sure enough, VG directly banned Dust II, confirming DANK1NG's train of thought.

Because the first round of the group stage was Bo1, they still needed to BanPick two more times.

NiP then banned Nuke. "Respected it again, but why does it feel like the kind of respect without research!"

【What do you mean by respect without research? Do you understand the gold content of the Asian No. 1 Nuke?!】

【Mainly because Nuke is too dependent on ideas, the gap between Asia and Europe is very large.】

【I remember NiP's new lineup Nuke win rate is also okay.】

【Hahaha, probably banned it directly after seeing VG zero out Tyloo.】

VG banned Train, NiP banned Overpass, VG banned Mirage. In the end, both sides left Vertigo.

Vertigo was the competition map used to replace Cache a month ago.

Although it had appeared since CS 1.1, it was the first time it was added to the active map pool and became a competition map.

Because the corresponding tactics and props lacked testing at the professional player level, the appearance rate of this map was very low.

If it can appear at this time, there is only one reason: "These two teams both think they understand it well!"

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