Chapter 243: You must definitely kill the 'Fa' State Village Maiden, Zheng Gongping!

Hercules! His heel...

Even if you search through all the epics of ancient Greece, you won't find a hero stronger than the two of you! Even a true god would fear your power...

Si Lang looked at the man with a bear-like build wearing a lion skin, and at the green-haired thug, and spoke softly.

Gilgamesh and Enkidu, you are the strongest heroes in all of Sumer and even ancient Babylon, in the Mesopotamian civilization! No one else compares.

Immediately afterward, Si Lang looked at Gilgamesh and Enkidu and praised them.

Next is Karna! The son of India's sun god!

And Ramesses II, Egypt's greatest pharaoh...

Facing this lineup, I can't imagine how the enemy could possibly win!

Immediately afterward, Si Lang looked at Karna, and at Ramesses II, who had not spoken a word since being summoned.

Gil, you're smiling so happily!

Interesting! It's really too interesting!

Is that so? Then I'll leave everything up to you...

I, Si Lang, have no interest in the so-called Holy Grail at all!

Honestly, if you were born in my era, I would show no mercy and kill you! Because the task of saving humanity hasn't even come to a bastard like you...

If it were tools like hers, beasts close to nature, or synthetic beasts, she might want them; for ordinary humans, it's basically impossible.

Just how strong is the enemy?

The reason I summoned you all is that I hope you can help me with one thing!

But I have been successfully summoned by him...

As Achilles finished speaking, everyone remained silent; no one wanted to bother with him.

I didn't expect that even in this day and age, there are still madmen like you!

By rights, I should never have been summoned by an ordinary human!

I want to save all of humanity!

Hey hey hey...

Gilgamesh took a deep look at Si Lang, then suddenly understood something; he lightly stroked his own cheek, burst out laughing, and decided to help Si Lang a bit, seeming eager to see how, once Si Lang obtained the Holy Grail, he would go about saving humanity.

Everyone, please wait a moment...

Enkidu was a bit doubtful; he is an existence that coexists with the earth. Made of clay himself, he has left no holy relic behind in the world!

If you want to summon him, you must not use any holy relics and must rely on random summoning based on your affinity with him—but that possibility is extremely low...

Is it worth summoning all the famous heroic spirits from history for you?

Among them, Hercules and Gilgamesh are of the Archer class!

Anyway, just help him together with me.

Save all of humanity?!

Achilles, babbling on, looked at Si Lang and spoke.

As Si Lang's words fell...

I suddenly began to find it interesting...

Achilles, finding no one paying attention to him, could only continue muttering to himself: 'Just any random hero here could sweep a regular Holy Grail war in a single night! Do we really need everyone to join forces?!'

Next will be a spectacular show!

Honestly, it's a bit strange!

Enkidu, listen to me: this guy is a lunatic!

There's something I must make clear to all of you!

Pfft, hahahaha...

Gilgamesh naturally walked up to Enkidu's side, put an arm around his shoulder, pointed a finger at Si Lang, and spoke with a cheerful laugh.

That beautiful green-skinned person, the existence named Enkidu, gazed at Gilgamesh beside him and asked softly; because Gilgamesh possesses the all-knowing, all-powerful star, he can always see things that ordinary people cannot—some things even Enkidu can't figure out, but Gilgamesh can...

As for Karna and Enkidu, they are Lancers!

Next, the heel (Achilles) and Ramesses II are Riders!

Thanks to Ywach's blessing, Si Lang can freely summon heroic spirits, so he didn't bother with the usual class-by-class summoning; all the spirits he summons are chosen from the three strongest classes in the Heroic Spirit system—Sword, Bow, Spear—and from the Rider class, which has the greatest mobility and balance among all classes; as for Berserker, Caster, and Assassin classes, Si Lang didn't even consider them—this sweep will be over in no time...

It's really weird...

If you also gather the heroic spirits from the East, you'll have all the mighty spirits worthy of being called ancient nations!

Never mind, never mind, whatever you want!

All the heroic spirits present, including the ancient chuunibyou king Gilgamesh, were frozen in place.

But if it's this dirty, boring age of today!

You're not fighting for the Holy Grail!

Si Lang seemed to think of something; he walked before the heroic spirits, his expression grave, and solemnly addressed the great heroes before him.

That guy isn't human!

Anyway, you'll understand later...

Gilgamesh seems to have seen through everything; he is now enjoying himself alone.

I have no interest in saving humanity at all! The only reason I was summoned is that you used my wife's offering, and I've come to collect it...

Just as Gilgamesh was enjoying himself...

Ramesses II, who had never spoken before, suddenly opened his mouth, walked up to Si Lang with a cold expression, and said...

I will create a perfect world! And your wife is also a part of that world; you can be together with her forever in that world...

Si Lang, after listening to Lāměixīsī Èrshì's words, spoke sincerely.

"Not needed! I'm already forever together with her!"

"Our affairs, it's not your place as an outsider to interfere……"

"La Meixisi Ershi heard Si Lang's words, and his brow furrowed instantly."

"Hey! Just help this poor guy!"

"Believe me, you will definitely not regret……"

"Just as La Meixisi Ershi was expressing his dissatisfaction to Si Lang, Jin Pi Ka Ji Er Jia Mei Shi, who very rarely did so, actually took the initiative to speak up for Si Lang."

"Perhaps it was because Si Lang's wish was truly too ridiculous and funny, deeply satisfying Jin Pi Ka's inner longing for pleasure, or perhaps because Si Lang was sufficiently tactful, helping Jin Pi Ka summon his only good buddy En Qi Du from ancient times, allowing this oldest pair of good buddies to reunite after thousands of years in the present world, so Jin Pi Ka now is much more agreeable than when he was summoned by the hour……"

"King of Heroes!"

"La Meixisi Ershi took a deep look; the man before him, radiating golden light from head to toe, any human ruler would know just how powerful this man before him truly is……"

"Save all of humanity?"

"At this moment, He La Ke Le Si suddenly spoke."

"Saving is what heroes ought to do!"

"Wherever I am needed, no need for many words……"

"He La Ke Le Si's expression was calm, but merely standing here gave everyone present a sense of security; even bluntly saying, the He La Ke Le Si summoned via Archer Class is the strongest servant present!"

"Even not inferior to Ji Er Jia Mei Shi, or more accurately, in certain aspects He La Ke Le Si surpasses Ji Er Jia Mei Shi; this EX-rank servant is no exaggeration!"

"At the very least, if He La Ke Le Si were to face a certain high school student, no matter how wanton, he would not have his elbow chopped off by the opponent……"

Cough cough, there's nothing to be done; objects made by humans cannot harm Hercules wearing a lion's skin! By the way, a certain heel, as long as it's not hacked, striking his heel—which has the fastest footwork among the Servants—can even graze the face of that high schooler who is historically the best at high jumping without harming him! One could say, among the top of the top, only Jin Pika, this guy who can at any moment enter a vegetative state, would lose to that high schooler's hand!

As for that high schooler...

Let's not talk about the high schooler's problem!

Just like this! Let me see what you can actually do...

Ramesses II looked around; upon seeing that all the heroic spirits below intended to accompany Shirou in a fight, he raised his eyebrows slightly and spoke softly.

Ramesses II wasn't compromising; he was merely giving face to the heroic spirits present who were of the same rank as him! Accompanying this man ahead who shouted out his intention to save all of humanity, he charged forward...

So first! Karna and Enkidu, please help me eliminate that true fairness, thank you...

In response, Shirou smiled faintly; beneath his smile lay full calculations against the enemy.

Interesting~

Gilgamesh, upon hearing Shirou's words, curled the corners of his mouth slightly...

Although Shirou had no intention of commanding him (mainly because he couldn't), he naturally had no intention of leaving his good buddy Enkidu's side, so he also intended to follow Enkidu over to take a look, to see just who that 'true fairness' Shirou mentioned really is!

At this moment, Gilgamesh had already shut down his omniscient and omnipotent star; if everything could be known to him, that would be too boring, wouldn't it!

On the other side, the black team's lineup.

Boom!

Accompanied by wave after wave of surging massive magical power!

A group of powerful Servants thus appeared before them...

I won! This battle is mine!

When a chubby man with a little beard and a fatty physique successfully summoned the great hero from the German epic, he clearly knew in his heart that he was destined to win this Holy Grail War!

After all, surveying the entire heroic spirit library, among those that can be summoned in the Holy Grail, there are not many Servants stronger than the swordsman he summoned; if Servants were to have ranks, his summoned Servant would undoubtedly be top-tier...

Unfortunately, the chubby man still didn't realize that the enemy's summoned Servant happened to be among the few whose performance surpasses that of the great hero from the German epic 'Nibelungenlied' he summoned—the top of the top!

You're Siegfried, right?

Even so, the chubby man cautiously inquired of the white-haired man before him in a whisper.

Hmm.

The man seemed not talkative; upon hearing the chubby man's words, he lightly nodded.

Hah...

Seeing this, the chubby man finally relaxed.

Rest easy, Siegfried...

As long as you and I, Goerd Mugik Yugdomireinia, join forces!

In this Holy Grail War, we will absolutely not lose...

Strictly speaking, the chubby man is Goerd, and he spoke confidently.

Hmm...

In response, Siegfried still lightly nodded; he seemed not intending to pay much heed to the chubby man, even though the chubby man was his master.

On the other side, the head of the Yugdomireinia family also successfully summoned the heroic spirit he most wanted to summon: Vlad III! He is also the famous Vlad the Impaler; with this heroic spirit, on this land he could even obtain top-tier Servant combat power! Even when facing mythic-era great heroes, he would absolutely not fall behind...

Unfortunately, the enemies are all mythic-era great heroes...

After a brief meeting of the Yugdomireinia family! Everyone devised a preliminary plan: that the most confident master, Goerd, and Siegfried would depart the family to meet the Ruler, True Fairness, of this Holy Grail War.

As long as they can win over True Fairness, their side would go from seven Servants to eight, giving them an overwhelming advantage over the enemy...

Thus, night fell.

When a certain village maiden from romantic France, riding a tractor, was traveling along a country lane, she seemed to sense something, called out to the driver to stop, and got off!

Come out, Servant!

After getting off the car, the village maiden directly entered her Servant-possession mode and loudly shouted at the distant streetlamp.

Oh dear! I've been discovered...

As the village maiden's words fell, accompanied by a rumbling sound!

A golden Servant then appeared on the streetlamp; that Servant wore a suit of orange-gold armor and had a head of white long hair...

Naturally, he is the spearman Karna, son of the Sun God.

Who are you?

The village girl instantly read Karna's name upon seeing him, and she asked doubtfully, 'As a servant of the Red side, why are you here?'

Naturally, I came to kill you...

Karna didn't waste words, directly appearing before the village girl, and in the midst of speaking was about to deliver a fatal blow!

Boom!

However, at that moment a white‑haired swordsman in black armor suddenly appeared from the side, blocking this strike from Karna...

Boom!

At the moment their weapons clashed, endless magical power surged together! The terrifying shockwave directly flung half the road...

Sorry! Ruler, I'm late!

After the servants fought, the master, the fat guy, finally appeared; a hint of cunning flashed in his eyes as he approached ruler Zhen Pingping's side, and in the midst of speaking placed himself and Zhen Pingping in the same camp.

Heroic spirits, all sacrifice yourselves! Don't hide yourselves...

However, Zhen Pingping ignored the fat guy beside her and instead spoke on her own.

But this directly reminded the fat guy beside him that there were other servants around!

Ah? There are still servants?

This is doomed...

The fat guy's expression changed instantly upon hearing that.

But soon the fat guy calmed down; the servant he summoned was none other than Siegfried, and even against two or three he still had a chance to win!

At that moment, two more golden‑shining servants appeared on the streetlamp.

Who allowed you to look straight at me? Mongrel!

Just as the fat guy looked up, golden light filled the sky, countless Noble Phantasms appeared before his eyes; the golden man stepping on the streetlamp, looking very dissatisfied at the fat guy, shouted angrily.

Those are all Noble Phantasms? What a joke!

How can there be such powerful servants in this world?

For a moment, the fat guy was dumbfounded.

He originally thought Siegfried was already invincible! The result...

(End of chapter)