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Chapter 247: Huangmu: Put Down Your Swords, I'm Still Getting Married

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"You are?!"

In an instant, all the heroic spirits present were stunned.

Because Youhabah had never appeared before the heroic spirits, when Youha sacrificed himself at that moment, everyone was left dumbfounded...

"This lord is the sole victor of this Holy Grail War!"

The moment Youhabah's words fell...

Silang—more precisely, Ruler Tiancao Silang Shizhen—stepped before the crowd, rolled up his sleeves, revealing the binding incantations covering his whole body, and addressed each servant present: "Archer Class Ji Er Ga Mei Shi, return to the Heroic Spirit Throne! Lancer Class Jia Er Na! Lancer Class En Qi Du! Also Archer Class He La Ke Le Si! And Rider Class La Mei Xi Si Er Shi, Jiao Hou Gen! Please all return to the Heroic Spirit Throne! Your mission ends at this very moment..."

"You bastard! After using us, did you plan to abandon us?"

Compared with the composure of the other servants present, Jiao Hou Gen—who is A Ka Liu Si—was already raging; he glared at Tiancao Silang Shizhen and roared.

"Ugh..."

"Never expected it to end like this?!"

Youha examined the great Holy Grail in his hands, silently shook his head, and after hearing that the Grail possessed a universal attribute, he intended to complete the Grail and observe carefully whether this legendary Grail, like the Star Cup, held an omniscient, omnipotent power comparable to the Spirit King; unfortunately, to Youha's disappointment, the Grail was merely a namesake.

In response, Tiancao Silang Shizhen looked at Jiao Hou Gen and smiled.

"Ji Er, wait for me..."

"This cup is yours; my wish has already been fulfilled!"

"Ne, great hero, humanity's savior! You shall fully sink in this world that makes no progress, where everything seems useless!"

"Hmph! Summon me just because of this? Boring!"

And this folder, Youha first thought of was Hell!

Youhabah said this and directly peeled this world out of the entire fate timeline, then, as Tiancao Silang Shizhen had hoped, transformed the whole world into an eternal utopia—a world where no one dies, no one is born, where life and death intertwine in chaos, a so‑called perfect world that the Spirit King rejected, Lan Ran despised, and Youhabah eliminated...

"For the next hundred years, a thousand years, even ten thousand years! The world will undergo no change! Because of this unchanging state, no heroes will arise among humanity! The epic and hymn of human civilization end here! Humanity has already been killed by you, you fool..."

As for the Grail system, it's also worth referencing!

Set it so that any being who wins the Holy Grail War...

"However! I'll take your Heroic Spirit system without hesitation!"

Ji Er Ga Mei Shi laughed heartily, his body turning into countless specks of light, and, relying on his own power, returned to the Heroic Spirit Throne.

"In short, just make a wish, right?"

Youha said, gazing at the entity called the Heroic Spirit Throne...

Jiao Hou Gen heard that, his eye twitching slightly—what use is the Grail to him?

Finally, only Jiao Hou Gen, who had taken the Grail from Youhabah, remained, staring face to face with Tiancao Silang Shizhen...

"Tiancao Silang Shizhen, think carefully! Think thoroughly..."

Then you can completely escape Hell and live once more in this world!

And the Master who summoned the servants and won the Holy Grail War can discover a method to raise spiritual pressure above third rank! In that case, the Shinigami system of this 'Bleach' world seems perfected!

"Thank you for your help..."

"Some regret! This Grail is merely a collection of magical energy; it cannot grant all wishes, far weaker than the Star Cup's power..."

"Delightful, too delightful!"

"Ancient heroic spirits! This boring Grail is yours then..."

"This ridiculous world actually came into being..."

"As for the Grail, I enjoyed this game, so I bestow that boring thing upon you! As he said, the so‑called Grail cannot fulfill any desire of this world; it's just a dull drinking cup, hahaha..."

"Then, let me grant your wish!"

"Puhahaha..."

At that moment, the servants, with cold eyes, watched Tiancao Silang Shizhen and Youhabah...

"Then my task is complete; farewell, all of you, if fate permits!"

A Ka Liu Si thought for a moment, raised the Grail, and made a wish.

Jia Er Na patted Tiancao Silang Shizhen's shoulder, then leisurely departed.

"I'm going to find my Nai Fei Er Ta Li..."

En Qi Du watched Ji Er Ga Mei Shi leave, also turning into specks of starlight.

He La Ke Le Si gave Tiancao Silang Shizhen a deep look, then withdrew.

"Huh? No..."

La Er said, and likewise vanished into the sky.

Yes, Youha and the others can shape Hell into something akin to the Heroic Spirit Throne; after all, Hell itself is like the Throne, independent of the Three Realms' timeline! There, even the Spirit King cannot fully intervene...

He tossed the heroic spirits clutching the Grail back to where they stood...

"If this is what you wanted..."

There lies a database, independent of any timeline, recording countless heroic spirits...

This inspired Youha; perhaps in their world, spiritual might surpasses third rank, and regardless of era, those deemed heroes could, like this world's Heroic Spirit Throne, be placed in a folder independent of any timeline...

Youhabah said, then opened a trans‑dimensional gate and walked toward his own world.

"I wish that from today onward, everyone in this world knows I am A Ka Liu Si, not Jiao Hou Gen..."

"Alright, Jiao Hou Gen! Your wish has been recorded..."

In the void, A Ka Liu Si seemed to hear a voice entering his ear.

"Huh, no! Why do you also call me Jiao Gen?"

In response, A Ka Liu Si's mindset instantly exploded.

On the other side.

"Without death, does one also not need the corresponding courage?"

"So that's it! The reason Huangmu sent me to this world was to let me see what conclusion I would face if I destroyed the Three Realms, merging them into a single chaos, creating a so‑called Utopia like Tiancao Silang Shizheng."

Youhabah seems to be gradually awakening; he slowly shakes his head.

The so‑called Utopia is the end of humanity's epic…

It seems no different from destroying the world!

At this moment, Youhabah finally understands why everyone spares no effort to stop him from creating a world where no one ever dies…

Meanwhile…

The Bleach world.

Time flies; five years later.

The Soul Society.

Having endured countless hardships…

Asan Jing Lianci finally, under enormous pressure, married Xiumu Luqiya.

After Lianci was continuously cared for by Bai Zai, Xiang He, Cang Chun, and Yin Ling!

He finally became wrapped in white bandages all over and earned the Xiumu family's approval.

"Luqiya! Will you give yourself to me?"

In the ward, Lianci lies on the hospital bed, his legs in casts, looking at Luqiya and speaking earnestly. Hmm, it's not that he refuses to kneel and propose; he simply cannot.

"I do…"

Luqiya gives Lianci a faint smile, then tightly embraces him on the bed.

"Eh! Pain, pain, pain…"

"The bone is about to break! It's breaking, Luqiya!"

Lianci's eyes instantly roll white, sweating profusely from the pain.

Elsewhere, the Present World.

"Da, da, debauched…"

Amid a symphony, Heizi Yigu, dressed in a white suit, receives the delicate little hand of Jinshang Zhiji from his mother Heizi Zhenxi.

"Yigu! Even though you are my son, I must warn you: you must never betray Zhiji, or I will never let you go…"

Zhenxi, while holding a handkerchief and gently wiping the tears from her eyes, looks at Heizi Yigu and warns him seriously.

"Got it, Mom! Seriously, whose mother are you really?"

Yigu's cheek flushes red, then he pouts at his mother and mutters softly.

"Pfft…"

This scene makes Zhiji unable to help but giggle.

"By the way, it seems Lianci and Luqiya can't… make it?"

Zhiji steps up to Yigu and whispers.

"Who let that Lianci guy show off, actually challenging the Xiumu family's four ferocious Golden Vajras to marry Luqiya?"

Yigu hears this and can't help but retort.

Yigu really wants to ask Lianci: "Brother, what were you thinking? The Xiumu family's four lively treasures—taking on even one is a struggle, yet you challenged all four simultaneously, refusing any external aid? I doubt I could help you even if I tried…"

However, the ending turned out well…

Bai Zai and the others said they saw Lianci's perseverance, thus acknowledging him…

To put it bluntly, Bai Zai and his group wouldn't stop Lianci and Luqiya, the childhood sweethearts, but they couldn't bear seeing their own cabbage trampled, so they set the condition of defeating the four of them—essentially planning to beat Lianci up to vent their anger…

Elsewhere.

As a guest at Yigu's wedding, Huangmu hugs Zhaiteng Bulaobusi on his left and Mao Zhi Hua Lie on his right, quietly enjoying the ceremony~

"Our wedding back then seems like we never actually held one!"

At this moment, Zhaiteng Bulaobusi seems to recall something and complains.

"Now that you mention it…"

"Then let's make up for one?!"

Huangmu, after hearing Zhaiteng Bulaobusi, ponders carefully; it seems he, Zhaiteng Bulaobusi, and Mao Zhi Hua Lie have never had the wedding they wanted.

"Really?"

Zhaiteng Bulaobusi, upon hearing that, exclaims excitedly.

"Of course."

Huangmu nods lightly and says.

"Then let me host the grandest wedding in the Three Realms for you!"

In response, Huangmu smiles faintly.

Time flies; ten years later!

Huangmu spent a full ten years planning the wedding for Zhaiteng Bulaobusi and Mao Zhi Hua Lie!

The ceremony for several people was arranged at the former Spirit King Palace!

On the wedding day, the children Bu Diao Hua and Ba Qian Liu, serving as flower children, presented fresh blossoms to Huangmu and his one wife and one other wife…

As Huangmu's wedding, all members of the contemporary Jingling Court's Guardian Corps Thirteen Squad, together with all members of the first‑generation Guardian Corps Thirteen Squad, arrived in droves…

Besides, Huangmu's disciples—Si Feng Yuan Ye Yi, Jing Yue Chunshui, Fu Zhu Shisilang, Lanyan Zong Yuxie, and others—were also present…

As for Yuan Liu Zhai, Huangmu's master, he naturally occupies the main seat!

Even Youhabah, who never intended to deal with Huangmu, showed up at Huangmu's wedding! He looks at Huangmu reluctantly and says, "Huangmu, you won; that Utopia world isn't what I wanted…"

"So what was the final outcome of that world?"

"Did you personally intervene to correct it?"

Huangmu heard this and asked Youhabhe.

I didn't make a move...

After 10,000 years since Utopia's birth, an organization called Chaldea had corrected the timeline we disturbed! As for Tian Cao Si Lang, he finally opened and looked.

Thus: "As for Tian Cao Si Lang, he finally opened and looked."

But we need to keep the exclamation and the rest. So line: "After 10,000 years since Utopia's birth, an organization called Chaldea had corrected the timeline we disturbed! As for Tian Cao Si Lang, he finally opened and looked."

We'll go with that.

Youhabhe told Huangmu about the ending of that world.

Hehe, that could be considered a perfect ending, right?

Huangmu, hearing this, smiled at Youhabhe and said.

I guess so!

Youhabhe wasn't particularly interested, casually found a seat and sat down.

Huangmu! Are you willing to love your wife and spouse for a lifetime?

On the other side, Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni, holding Flowing Blade Like Fire, looked at Huangmu and asked.

Of course!

Huangmu, hearing this, nodded vigorously.

I'm a pure love!

Huangmu said, embracing Mao Zhi Hua Lie and Zhai Teng Bu Lao Bu Si.

What about me as your wife?

Just as Araki finished doing all that, Rokutake Bakuunsai suddenly appeared in a white wedding dress, walking in from afar and looking at Araki as they asked.

Also love!

Araki furrowed their brows and spoke in a low voice.

What about me as your wife?

At this moment, Shutara Senjumaru looked at Araki with a hint of teasing in their eyes and asked.

Don't say more! If you ask, it's love!

Hearing that, Araki's eyes sharpened, and they spoke seriously.

What about me as your lover?

Having successfully slimmed down, Hikifune Tsubaki threw a flirtatious glance at Araki.

Heh, I'm someone who sticks to principles...

For a woman like you, I naturally love you!

Araki glanced at Hikifune, their eyes showing a hint of disdain as they spoke.

As everyone says, I am a pure love advocate who follows monogamy!

So in this life I have only one lady, one wife, one lover, one spouse, one consort! This isn't just pure love, it's practically pure love...

Araki spoke seriously and solemnly before everyone present.

Captain Aizen, your teacher doesn't seem to match the wise and mighty you speak of! Do you know how terrible he is?

In response, the newly appointed vice-captains looked at their great Captain Aizen and asked.

Don't ask! I'm just the one defeated by Teacher Araki...

Aizen sighed, so he had said before, admiration is the feeling farthest from understanding!

Meanwhile.

Araki frowned, looking at the several women before him, and earnestly persuaded: "Hey, let's talk things out! Put down your Zanpakutō first—you're still married!"

(End of chapter)

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