Chapter 55: Taiyi Appears Riding a Pig

"I cannot lose, I absolutely cannot lose!"

Shen Gongbao's blood had already soaked the entire Jade Void Dao Field, while on his opposite side, Lü Yue had the posture of a cat catching a mouse.

"Enough!"

Finally, Wuliang Xianweng could not bear to look any longer; there was nothing to be done, it was truly too ugly.

In Wuliang Xianweng's view, Shen Gongbao's appearance had utterly lost the face of the entire Orthodox Sect!

In the next moment, Wuliang Xianweng's wooden staff paused, and countless peach-wood branches spread out, sweeping toward the Jade Void Dao Field.

Seeing this, Lü Yue's expression hardened, and he formed a seal with his hands.

In an instant, more than twenty Plague Umbrellas spun rapidly, instantly laying out a great formation that swept toward the incoming peach-wood branches.

Boom—

The terrifying power instantly flung the already tottering Shen Gongbao into the air.

Without even glancing at Shen Gongbao, Wuliang Xianweng said in a deep voice: "In this battle, our Orthodox Sect admits defeat!"

Striving to calm his inner breath, Lü Yue gave Wuliang Xianweng a deep look, and said nothing more.

There was no way; Wuliang Xianweng merely made a slight move, and he felt immense pressure.

Facing a true master of great divine powers, even the usually unruly immortals of the Jue Sect would show considerable respect!

"Junior brothers, who will go and get rid of that Lü Yue?"

Wuliang Xianweng said.

Among the Twelve Golden Immortals, Huanglong Zhenren was somewhat eager to act.

To be frank, although he is listed among the Twelve Golden Immortals, this guy truly is unloved by his maternal grandmother and paternal uncle.

No magic treasure, no disciples, no wit, no victories—short for the Four No True Person!

Usually, Huanglong Zhenren acts low-key, simply because he knows his own affairs and basically has nothing to show off.

If he were to face Jue Sect's Zhao Gongming or the Sanxiao Niangniang-level great immortals, Huanglong Zhenren naturally would not have the guts.

However, if it were merely Lü Yue's earlier level of performance, Huanglong Zhenren felt he still had a chance to give it a try.

"Get out of the way, quickly get out of the way!"

Just as Huanglong Zhenren was requesting to go into battle, suddenly, an somewhat urgent voice came from the sky.

"That… no way, it's actually him!"

Narrowing his eyes, Ao Yifan used the Heavenly Dao Eye to see far earlier than others what was coming down from the sky.

"What thing?"

Within the Jade Void Dao Field, Lü Yue saw a big fat pig charging toward him, and he was also startled.

His Plague Umbrella flew out, ready to block the opponent.

But what Lü Yue never expected was that the big fat pig was too fast and too strong; his Plague Umbrella was sent flying upon first contact.

Not only that, Lü Yue himself was also hit squarely by the big fat pig and was directly flung away.

"I, got hit flying by a pig?"

In midair, Lü Yue's mind held only this thought.

Utter shame, truly utter shame!

As for this Three Teachings Debate, not mentioning the final outcome, but Lü Yue knows his reputation is utterly ruined.

In the future, whoever mentions this Three Teachings Debate will also mention the fact that Lü Yue was hit flying by a pig.

There's no helping it; that scene is too beautiful to bear looking at.

"Ayoyo, hurry up and stop, you've hit someone, you know, you'll have to pay!"

Amidst a cloud of dust, a somewhat helpless voice came.

"Taiyi Junior Brother, what are you?"

Wuliang Xianweng looked at the disheveled Taiyi Zhenren, his face frozen in shock.

Not only Wuliang Xianweng, but the others present were also somewhat speechless.

After all, a solemn Three Teachings Debate suddenly had this thing added.

"Hehe, Senior Brother, this time I really am not to blame!"

Taiyi Zhenren scratched his head, apologetically telling Wuliang Xianweng: "It's this Flying Pig; it stole a drink of my wine, suddenly got drunk, and I can't hold it back!"

Upon hearing this, Wuliang Xianweng's eye twitched slightly; he knew very well that this so-called Flying Pig is a tremendously powerful flying magic treasure granted by his master Yuanshi Tianzun to Taiyi Zhenren.

This treasure can change into any form according to its master.

However, who could have imagined that such a powerful flying magic treasure, in Taiyi Zhenren's hands, turned into a pig!

The magic treasure drank wine, got drunk, and brought its master into the scene of the Three Teachings Debate.

Such absurd antics, I'm afraid only Taiyi Zhenren could pull off.

He patted his own shiny forehead; Wuliang Xianweng's face was full of helplessness.

"Hehe, Senior Brother, well, I'll just go if it's fine!"

At this moment, Taiyi Zhenren also realized that the situation here was somewhat off.

The immortals surrounding him seemed too many; with so many staring, his pressure was great.

Moreover, his Flying Pig had just hit someone; if the other party reacted and came to him for compensation, what would he do?

So, Taiyi Zhenren at this moment prepared to slip away, better to leave first!

"Where are you going? Stop right there!"

Without waiting for Wuliang Xianweng to speak, suddenly two Plague Finger Swords emanating pestilence shot forth.

"What's the matter?"

Taiyi Zhenren was startled, but before he could act, a red silk flew from the Flying Pig's body and wrapped around him.

The next moment, the Flying Heaven Pig gave a light tug, allowing Taiyi True Person to dodge Lu Yue's Finger Plague Sword.

Damn fatty!

His strike missed; Lu Yue pointed his sword finger, and another Plague Sword shot toward Taiyi True Person again.

You really have no manners!

Hearing the other call him fatty, Taiyi True Person couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, then immediately leapt onto the Flying Heaven Pig and jerked the Heaven-Mixing Silk Sash in his hand.

"Flying Heaven Pig, let's go; we won't lower ourselves to the level of such a rude guy!"

As Taiyi True Person's words fell, the Flying Heaven Pig lightly flapped its large ears, nimbly dodging the slash of the Finger Plague Sword.

Moreover, the Flying Heaven Pig's speed was extremely fast; before Lu Yue could attack again, it turned into a blur and flew out of the Jade Void Daoist Hall.

"Why fight? Let's just drink, chat, and talk about heaven and earth; all this fighting and killing is unacceptable!"

Taiyi True Person grinned and said, "I won't keep you company; my new brew awaits my personal crafting."

But before Taiyi True Person's words had finished, a peach-tree branch appeared before him, pulling his strike back into the hall.

"Senior Brother, what are you doing?"

Taiyi True Person's belly fat jiggled from being pulled, but he seemed unharmed.

"This strength—don't let Taiyi True Person's odd demeanor fool you; his cultivation is likely at least at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal, possibly even a Great Luo Golden Immortal!"

Ao Yifan narrowed his eyes slightly.

To be honest, Taiyi True Person's strength somewhat exceeded his expectations.

However, there is one problem: in the Magic Child's worldview, Taiyi True Person has been bullied by Shen Gongbao.

Thus, unless Taiyi True Person deliberately lets Shen Gongbao win, even if Shen Gongbao swings his Thunder Lord's Whip and throws out sparks, he could never defeat Taiyi True Person!

This might just be the legendary true love.

(Pure brotherly affection for a junior brother, absolutely no mixing in anything else!)