Chapter 938: Having fries at the pier

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The nightmare is unbearable to look back on.

Transformed into Gun, ten years of water governance became a bubble, and turned to face the Huai Vortex Water Lord.

Liang Qu opened his eyes. I don't know if it was due to the characteristic of constant recovery from the Heavenly Water Morning Dew, but he didn't feel much pain.

This time he was not hanging upside down, but hanging upright. One of his hands was lifted, and he faced two golden suns again.

Clearly the eyes were burning like the sun, but they were cold like the moon on the fifteenth.

Whether Whether Wuzhiqi is true or fake.

Burning Lamp is the past, Maitreya is the future, Shakyamuni is the present!

This pain is too fucking real!

"Water Lord! Let's talk! This is all Yu the Great's fault! I am innocent!"

Boom!

Back pain again!

"True Monarch! I am a loyal minister!"

Boom!

"Ape King!"

Boom!

"Ape God!"

Boom!

"Your mother!"

Boom

"Bi Ma Wen!"

Whether Wuzhiqi was stunned, lifted Liang Qu who fell asleep, and scratched his chin.

Bi Ma Wen... what kind of thing is this?

Repeated swinging.

Liang Qu didn't know how many times he woke up. He had no strength at all, the double blow of spirit and flesh.

There is no such torture in the world.

Eighteen Bodhisattvas are not qualified, eighteen Arhats are fine...

Whether Wuzhiqi seemed tired of swinging, or seemed to have swung more than a hundred times, feeling much refreshed, threw Liang Qu to the ground and stopped moving, and found a comfortable position in the dark hall to lie down.

"Talk, mortal, what did you do after stealing my power?"

On the ground, Liang Qu's bleeding pupils turned, stared at the white ape, his chest expanded, took a deep breath, his Adam's apple rolled, as if a Tang Sect expert had an arrow in his mouth to spit out, and finally wrapped all the movements and floated out weakly from the broken throat.

"Had some fries at the pier."

"?"

Whether Wuzhiqi's golden eyes burned with fire. It didn't know the meaning, but heard the disrespect!

The hairy arm swung, crossing the distance between each other.

"Establish the heart for heaven and earth, establish life for the common people, continue the lost learning for the past saints, and open peace for all generations!"

Liang Qu's ankles were grabbed by the big ape and hung in mid-air. He racked his brains, recalled what he learned ten years ago, and spoke eloquently.

"Stabilize the country and carry out heaven's punishment. Start the great cause, create the imperial foundation! Ah!"

Boom!

Waking up again in the dark.

Golden eyes drooped, Liang Qu licked his teeth, and took the initiative to attack the ape: "Lived in a big house, became a big official, had tens of thousands of people under his command, and married an absolutely beautiful wife!"

Whether Wuzhiqi picked his nostrils, flicked his golden claws, and sprayed water.

"Trash!"

"Yes, not as awesome as you." Liang Qu said weakly, "You live in the Huai Vortex Water Lord Palace, commanding hundreds of millions of spirit monsters on three mountains and two banks, grabbing the Dragon Girl without paying a bride price, and have three sons. The three sons are indeed powerful. Once raised, they are excellent laborers.

In the past, there were three Wang brothers in our Yixing Township. There were more than ten acres of fertile land on the back mountain of the township. Every spring planting, they carried iron hoes to the field. They had to be the first to water, and those who wanted to grab water had to break their heads..."

His great achievements were described as so petty. Whether Wuzhiqi originally wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, there seemed to be no difference.

Fighting back and forth, the house is bigger, the Dragon Girl is better looking.

Had some... "fries" at the pier?

"However..."

The golden eyes moved down, seeing Liang Qu change the subject, and Whether Wuzhiqi, who stopped talking, was dissatisfied: "However what?"

Liang Qu looked up and spat out broken teeth with blood: "Those three brothers of the rolling meat saw me get rich and wanted to knock on my bamboo pole, but I picked up a brick and smashed their dog teeth! Hahaha... ha"

The golden eyes kept approaching.

Whether Wuzhiqi almost stuck to his face.

Liang Qu stopped laughing.

All three sons, blatant sarcasm. Whether Wuzhiqi grinned, showing snow teeth: "Kid has guts, like me! No wonder the Ze Ding chose you."

Liang Qu was about to speak, but suddenly, his leg was lifted again, full of astonishment.

"Didn't you say I'm like you?"

"Therefore the face is hateful!"

Boom!

Liang Qu's brain really became paste, lying on the ground vomiting blood.

He was completely confused.

What exactly is he going to do now?

Just keep talking?

What is this, Whether Wuzhiqi asking about Zen heart?

Are the Six Demon Trials just simple mental and physical torture, comparing who can endure?

Those who can endure will seize better things, and those who endure to the end will eat everything, seizing the Great Sun Tathagata?

Damn it, this matter should be changed to old beef.

Old beef's tendons, can't bite, can't chew, stand up and become a Buddha!

Need to let Ta Ta Kai stew a pot and send it to the Hanging Temple. While the pot is still warm, ride fast, and never let it get cold on the way.

He opened his swollen eyes: "Are you my Heart Ape?"

"I am your father."

"Am I Chang Chi Pi, Ci Huan Hu, or San Ben Yun?"

"You don't still think you are in the Six Demon Trials, do you?" Whether Wuzhiqi asked suddenly.

"Isn't it?" Liang Qu was grabbed by the hair, his eyes rolled up, staring at the ceiling, his heart beating faster due to lack of blood.

"This is the Ze Ding."

"Oh!"

Liang Qu responded, trying hard to turn his fragile cervical spine, turned a circle, looked at the black hall, full of chains, unlike Turtle Mountain, like a spider cave, "Then where is the River Lord? The Black Emperor? Yinglong? Only you in the tripod?

Where are the other gods, come out and save me, I am a good person! Being pointed at by Whether Wuzhiqi! Yu King, Yu Emperor, Ancestor! Give some strength to the seal! "Not eating? So small?"

Whether Wuzhiqi sneered ruthlessly

"Why do you think only I, Ze Ling, am attached to you, and the others are just favoring?"

"Because the six demons are a portrayal of the mind. What I know, you also know. What I can do, you can also do. The Water Lord naturally wants to edit however he wants. Logical self-consistency is too easy. I read a lot of novels, you can't lie to me."

Boom!

Liang Qu choked out a piece of shattered lung, weakly said: "Like the stone in the latrine."

Whether Wuzhiqi scolded, leaning on the Dragon Wall.

Liang Qu got a moment of respite again, reached into his chest, stirred with two fingers, trying hard to straighten his bones, not letting them grow crooked and stab into his internal organs.

When Senior Brother Hu asked him to go to the Changchun Medical Hall to learn medicine, it really came in handy today.

Profitable.

Black algae floated.

"Water

"Water Lord, what is the Ze Ding?"

"Didn't you say you didn't believe it?"

"Just bored, asking casually."

"The Ze Ding is just the Ze Ding."

"Was it cast by Great Yu?"

"Yes."

"Is it one of the Nine Tripods?"

"No, the Ze Ding is just the Ze Ding." Whether Wuzhiqi repeated once.

"Does the River Lord really exist?"

"He exists, and he does not."

Liang Qu was lost in thought and raised his head: "Ying Dragon, Black Emperor, Tian Wu? What about these three?"

"They exist."

"Inside the Ze Ding?"

"Only I am in the Ze Ding; it is Turtle Mountain itself."

Liang Qu turned his mind.

"A pretty good fabrication."

"What is a Bi Ma Wen?" Whether Wuzhiqi asked.

"A very powerful divine office; without him, it is inconvenient for all the gods in the world to travel."

Boom!

"A low-ranking minor official, just a stinking horse-keeper, a fabrication in a novel." Liang Qu confessed leniently, briefly recounting the deeds of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, focusing on the chapter of causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, "'Stepping over the rugged path to become a great road, fighting through hardships and setting off again,' it is something the people love to hear and see, the embodiment of the masses' fighting spirit in the face of injustice."

Whether Wuzhiqi was silent.

"What connection do I have with him?"

"No connection."

"..."

The white-furred fist clenched tight.

"You are the prototype."

"What was Sun Sun Wukong titled?"

"Victorious Fighting Buddha."

Silence.

Iron chains hung down, the ring holes covered in black algae, winding like hair.

Like Liang Qu, Whether Wuzhiqi lay spread-eagled, his burly limbs clamped tight by blue-grey iron chains.

Looking down from the dragon-patterned ceiling, one big and one small, one red and one white, they faced each other in halves.

"Tell it again."

"Tell what?"

"Causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace."

"It is said that the Great Sage Equal to Heaven of the Fruit Mountain, from the Bodhi Patriarch... The Buddha said, as long as you jump out of these Five Finger Mountains... The Great Sage did a somersault of one hundred and eight thousand li, saw five heavenly pillars at the horizon, supporting a wisp of green Qi, thinking he had reached the end of the sky, and fearing that the old man Tathagata wouldn't believe him, he took a piss to leave a bit of his scent."

"Hahaha."

The laughter shook the heavens.

The black algae clinging to the walls and winding around the iron chains broke with a rustle, floating in the water, creating a large patch of murky water.

Liang Qu's ears bled, but he remained unmoved, his words not stopping.

"The Great Sage discovered that it was no end of the sky, but clearly still in the palm of Tathagata, and Tathagata flipped his hand and slapped..."

"You say, Sun Sun Wukong, what was he titled?"

"Victorious Fighting Buddha. There is indeed this Buddha in Buddhism; he is one of the thirty-five Buddhas of all worlds in the ten directions, meaning to overcome troubles and realize the truth. However, in orthodox Buddhism, it is not Sun Sun Wukong; his body is blue, and he holds armor with both hands in front of his chest..."

"Who says it isn't?"

Liang Qu was stunned.

He sneered.

"Yeah, who says there isn't?"

Hanging Temple.

Master Di Xian suddenly stopped twisting his prayer beads.

(End of chapter)