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Chapter 417: She Actually Scored First Place

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Suddenly, every little face became full of anticipation.

Huang Laoshi also hadn't expected this group of children to like test papers so much; she would definitely give them more to do in the future.

Then she began to announce the grades.

The grades were handed out from lowest to highest.

The first-place winner was unexpected.

It was neither Jiang Sinian nor Shen Yuan, but the very low-key Jiang Yue.

Everyone:...

Xiao Pang's big head couldn't quite figure it out, and he asked Jiang Siyu, "Then which one of us actually won?"

Jiang Siyu:...

She reacted for a moment, then quickly became excited, "We both lost! I'll buy you ten packs of crispy noodles, and then you go eat shit!"

Xiao Pang:...

A bet is a bet, "Eat it then, I'll eat it!"

He was just about to run out when he was grabbed by Huang Laoshi, "What are you doing?"

"Teacher, don't stop him," Jiang Siyu said hurriedly, "Didn't you teach us to be people who keep our promises? Now Xiao Pang is going to keep his promise."

"Xiao Pang, it's class time now, let Huang Laoshi finish the lesson first," Jiang Sinian, who was in third place, also spoke up, "Wait until class is over to go."

Mainly, if he went out now, everyone wouldn't be able to see, and they wouldn't know if he was really eating it or just pretending.

Xiao Pang thought about it, "Fine, then I'll wait until class is over to go out and eat."

"Eat what?" Huang Laoshi asked with interest.

Xiao Pang said with a profound expression, "Teacher, don't ask. You're so thin, I'm worried you won't be able to eat lunch if you hear it."

Huang Laoshi:...

In short, it felt like the students were restless for the rest of the class.

As soon as class ended, the students swarmed out in a rush.

However, there were quite a lot of people going to the restroom today.

Xiao Pang stood at the entrance of the men's restroom with a look of resignation, "I'm going in!"

Jiang Sinian and a few male students followed behind him, "Let's go! Eating it early or late is the same!"

The female students, however, were unwilling, especially Jiang Siyu. It was clearly her who made the bet with Xiao Pang, but now that Xiao Pang was going to eat shit, he had to hide in the men's restroom, and she couldn't even see it!

"Xiao Pang, can you bring the shit out and eat it? We all want to watch."

Xiao Pang:...

"Okay."

He went into the restroom, and the first thing he did was squat down, because he, Xiao Pang, wouldn't eat someone else's even if he had to eat it.

But when his hands touched that sensation, he almost vomited up his breakfast.

Yet he was very sad that he hadn't completed the bet, so in the end, he ended up with golden hands, vomiting and crying at the same time. Naturally, the students didn't persist in watching the whole scene and all assumed he had already eaten it.

"Xiao Pang! You're a legend!" Jiang Sinian hadn't done anything, but he had already been vomiting along with him for quite a while.

"What's it taste like, Xiao Pang?"

There were some older students in the restroom who didn't know the situation, "What are you guys doing?"

"It's Xiao Pang from our class, he dared to eat shit, impressive right?"

The older students:...

Seeing that little fat boy, they all dodged him as they walked, disgusted to the point of turning pale.

That day, the students in the school all knew that there was a warrior in their school named Xiao Pang who dared to eat shit!

No wonder he was fat; he could eat anything, how could he not be fat? Where would an ordinary person have such a good appetite?

When Xiao Pang saw that everyone thought so, he suddenly felt he had gotten a great bargain.

He clearly hadn't eaten shit, but the effect was about the same as if he had.

He walked out of the restroom just like that, disgusting the girls in his class half to death.

Finally, he walked toward Shen Yuan, and Shen Yuan was immediately scared away half a yard.

"Shen Yuan, are you scared too? But I did all this for you."

Xiao Pang was a bit sad; if it weren't for Shen Yuan, why would he have made a bet with Jiang Siyu?

Shen Yuan looked down on a little fat boy like him, "I didn't ask you to eat shit."

She would stay far away from such a silly fat boy in the future.

Xiao Pang stood there blankly for a long while.

Shen Yuan had no time to pay attention to him; her heart was full of the report card the teacher had handed out during class.

How could it be?

She was a Rebirth, having exhausted all opportunities, how could she not score higher than Jiang Yue?

Shen Yuan didn't believe it; she went to find Huang Laoshi to ask for the reason, thinking perhaps Huang Laoshi had miscalculated the score.

Without needing her to say much, Huang Laoshi laid out her test paper and Jiang Yue's.

They were only one point apart.

It was on the picture-writing exercise; she had written it without any flaws, but Jiang Yue's was clearly more brilliant.

The little bird woke up its mother in the morning to cook for me...

Shen Yuan knew where the problem lay; Jiang Yue had a completely innocent perspective, while she had acted like a little adult.

By comparison, those words instead seemed dry and uninteresting.

"Teacher, I will work harder in the future," she said.

Huang Laoshi ruffled her hair and said nothing more.

This is a smart child, it's just that... sigh! I hope she can be happy in the future.

"Sister Jiang Yue is amazing!" On the way back, Jiang Siyu seemed to have switched on a praise mode, "You actually got first place in the whole class and even made Xiao Pang go to the bathroom to eat shit! Hee hee hee, that was so fun! I want to make a bet with Xiao Pang again in the future."

Jiang Yue:...

She hadn't expected to get first place either, and Xiao Juzi seemed even happier than she was.

"Fine! My mom will definitely make delicious food for me today, you should all come over!"

"Okay, okay," Jiang Sinian agreed immediately; he quite liked eating the food Aunt Fang Ting made.

It just so happened that his parents were both very busy during this time, and his aunt seemed to be in her postpartum confinement period, so his mother would go over to see her whenever she had time.

Fang Ting had indeed prepared a large table of delicious food.

Upon hearing that her daughter had placed first, she immediately picked her daughter up and started spinning her around.

"I knew it! Mommy's daughter is the best! Getting first place is just too amazing; your dad and I never once got first place when we were in school! Give me a kiss!"

Jiang Yue:...

"Mom, my friends are here, be more mature."

Fang Ting:...

She couldn't help but be excited, and besides, what was there to be polite about with these two little brats from next door?

They usually got along like one family; sometimes when she went back to her maiden home with the three children, she would occasionally run into some classmates or friends, and some people were already spreading rumors that she had given birth to triplets.

After hugging and kissing her daughter over and over, Fang Ting finally went to cook.

Jiang Siyu followed behind her, "Aunt Fang, I want to ask you a question."

"Ask away! Little Xiao Juzi."

"If Sister Jiang Yue hadn't gotten first place, would you still be this happy?"

Anyway, her own mother had said that as long as she was happy and understood that there would only be a harvest if one put in the effort, it didn't matter what rank she placed.

"Of course! No matter what rank she places, she is the best in my heart!"

Fang Ting answered quickly.

"Aunt Fang, you are just like my mom, you are both good moms," Jiang Siyu said, then quickly thought of another question she hadn't asked yet, "Then what if Sister Jiang Yue got last place? Would she still be the best in your heart?"

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