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Chapter 206: 206. Chapter 204: Rabbits Are So Cute

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206. Chapter 204: Rabbits Are So Cute

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I must have water in my brain to have wanted to follow a group of people like this out to see the world! Less than an hour after setting off, this thought involuntarily rose in Shui Bing'er's mind.

Originally, she thought the idea of Xiao Wu relying on knocking people unconscious to treat seasickness was already anthropomorphic enough!

But she didn't expect these seasick fellows to be even more anthropomorphic! Watching the crowd knocked out by Xiao Wu and lying on the deck like dried salted fish, Shui Bing'er really doubted whether they could reach Sea God Island.

Or rather, could this ship sail steadily on the sea for a few days? "So, the remaining people, none of you are seasick, right?" Yue Guan looked at everyone still standing on the deck.

"Since you aren't seasick, then let's start assigning tasks."

"???"

Shui Bing'er was stunned.

Assigning tasks?

"People who are seasick are already miserable enough on the ship and can't do more things, so those who aren't seasick naturally have to share a bit more, don't you agree?" Yue Guan said.

"Actually, I'm a little dizzy too." Xiao Wu covered her head, her body began to sway with the ship's hull, and she fell down beside Shui Bing'er.

Bang! Xiao Wu was also dizzy.

"Hurry up and be dizzy." Xiao Wu whispered while lying on the ground.

"If you aren't dizzy, you have to work."

"……" Shui Bing'er.

So that's how it is!? ……

In the end, Shui Bing'er, who had no extreme reaction to the ocean, still didn't go against her conscience and faint; or rather, she didn't dare to faint.

"You all, can you cook?" Yue Guan asked.

Gui Mei: "Yue Guan, you understand me."

Zi Ji: "Can't these things be eaten directly?"

Bi Ji: "We haven't cooked before."

Bing Di: "I always swallow them whole."

Xue Di: "Perhaps... we can innovate a little."

Xie Yue: "My cooking, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat it."

Liu Erlong: "I'm responsible for steering, why are you looking at me?"

Ling Yuan: "I haven't cooked for myself in almost thirty years."

Bibi Dong: "Are you asking me?"

"……"

Seeing this atmosphere, in order not to starve to death or be poisoned by dark cuisine, Shui Bing'er resolutely joined the kitchen work of A Rou, Tang Yuehua, and Hu Liena.

"I must have water in my brain……"

……

Lunch time.

Smelling the aroma of the food, the seasick army slowly woke up.

"Wait a moment." Gui Mei stopped Xiao Wu and her group who were about to go up to start the meal.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Wu asked in confusion.

"Isn't the food ready?"

"The food is indeed ready, but your food is over there." Gui Mei pointed to the large table of vegetarian dishes prepared by Tang Yuehua.

"Why?" Ning Rongrong asked, puzzled.

"I want to eat meat."

"People who are seasick will only get worse if they touch meat." Gui Mei said.

"So, people who are seasick eat vegetarian, and must control their portions; don't eat too much, otherwise, if a random sea wave hits, you'll all have to vomit."

"But I want to eat fish..." Xiao Wu said pitifully.

Gui Mei glanced sideways slightly, "You, are you not seasick anymore?"

"……"

……

"I must have water in my brain to have faked being dizzy just to avoid working."

Dugu Yan and her group, who could only eat vegetarian, could only watch the big fish and meat on Hu Liena's side with longing eyes.

The truly seasick people were actually fine; Tang Yuehua's light vegetarian dishes did indeed make them feel much better, but those who faked seasickness were full of regret.

"Come over to prepare for sleep after you finish eating." Gui Mei said.

"Lest you vomit and have diarrhea later, and howl like ghosts and wolves."

"But I still want to play fishing..." Xiao Wu said weakly.

"Fishing?" Gui Mei shook the big stick in his hand.

"You, are you not seasick anymore?"

"……"

……

"I really believed your nonsense!"

Under the night sky, Dugu Yan and the others lay miserably on the deck looking at the moon.

It was all because Xiao Wu said that as long as one was seasick, they wouldn't have to work, so they followed along and faked being dizzy.

The result?

"There's no food to eat!" "How was I supposed to know there'd be no food if I got seasick?" Xiao Wu pouted.

"If nothing goes wrong, we've been found out," Zhu Zhuyun said.

"Found out?" Xiao Wu looked blank.

"My acting is so powerful, can it really be discovered?"

"..."

Powerful?

Everyone looked at Xiao Wu strangely.

With acting as exaggerated as yours, wouldn't anyone who isn't blind be able to tell it's fake?

"Wait, Zhu Qing is so seasick, why aren't you?" Dugu Yan looked at Zhu Zhuyun.

These two sisters, the younger one is almost dying of seasickness, yet this older sister has absolutely no reaction?

"Is there any necessary connection there?" Zhu Zhuyun said speechlessly.

Seasickness is a matter of constitution; some people just get sick, and some people just don't.

"Let's think about how to get by for now," Zhu Zhuyun said.

"It's one thing not to let us eat meat, but controlling the portion size too? I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too."

"I want to eat roasted rabbit."

"?!!"

"Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits?!" "Rabbits are so cute, they must be delicious, right?"

"..."

"Wait for it!"

Xiao Wu, who was being stared at by everyone with green-glowing eyes, scrambled up in a panic.

"I'll go find Mom and get you all something to eat."

Half an hour later.

"Why hasn't Xiao Wu come back yet?" Dugu Yan asked suspiciously.

"Could it be she's sneaking food in the kitchen all by herself?"

"..."

"It's possible!"

Thinking of this, Dugu Yan and the others stood up and walked toward the kitchen on tiptoe.

With a creak, Dugu Yan opened the door.

"Xiao Wu?"

"Xiao Wu? You wouldn't be sneaking food all by yourself, would you?"

"Wuu~"

There was no response in the empty kitchen, only a faint sound of crying.

Dugu Yan felt a sense of foreboding, rushed in, and saw Xiao Wu sitting in the corner crying.

"Xiao Wu? What's wrong?" Dugu Yan squatted down to check on Xiao Wu's condition, and Zhu Zhuyun and the others followed her in.

"That... the braised lion's head meatballs Dad used to make for me," Xiao Wu pointed to the ceramic pot still warm on the table.

"He knew I would sneak food if I was hungry at night, so he used to leave them for me."

Dugu Yan was stunned, "Could it have been made by your mother?"

"No, he would always carve a rabbit head out of a carrot and put it on top; I could see it as soon as I opened it," Xiao Wu choked out.

"That rabbit head was definitely carved by him."

"Why?"

"It's ugly; he would always carve two big front teeth!"

"..."

"Weren't you supposed to play dead for a while?"

"What, can't keep up the act anymore?"

At the stern of the ship, Bibi Dong sat alone by the railing.

"It's not like you don't know what a mess she's crying into."

Nan Feng, in his soul state, floated to the side.

"Knowing she would cry, you still insisted on playing it this way?" Bibi Dong said.

"Is there any other way?" Nan Feng said speechlessly.

Not knowing what the situation with the Xiuluo God really is, nor what the attitude of the God Realm is, to figure these things out, the scene must be made big.

The Silver Dragon King once said that triggering the Great Tribulation of becoming a god would inevitably be noticed by the God Realm.

So he had been waiting, waiting for the Xiuluo God to make a move, and then triggering the Heavenly Tribulation.

It was all to attract the gaze of the God Realm.

But he has a Dragon Soul; the God Realm doesn't care about the Soul Beast clan, but they have always been wary of the Dragon Clan, especially the Dragon King.

So, if he draws the gaze of the God Realm, regardless of whether there is a connection between Xiuluo and Tang San, he is definitely going to be finished.

But at least, this can get rid of Tang San.

And after getting rid of Tang San and figuring out the attitude of the God Realm, he will definitely have to die.

Originally, he truly intended to die, for he was truly exhausted.

But Bibi Dong insisted on using others to threaten him, saying that if he truly died, she would absolutely make everyone be buried with him.

What could he do? Just go along with Bibi Dong.

Trying to run away right under the noses of a bunch of God Kings is completely impossible.

Therefore, he must die.

Moreover, an ordinary way of dying would not work, because Xiuluo knows a little about his situation, yet does not know it completely.

Therefore, he had to die cleanly, with not even his soul remaining.

The only way for that, naturally, was to let Bibi Dong devour him.

Once the Soul-Devouring Spider Emperor devours something, even the soul will be digested.

However, things devoured by the Eight Spider Lances can be stored.

But the Eight Spider Lances in the state of a soul bone were clearly insufficient to hide him in front of a group of God Kings.

So he made an agreement with Bibi Dong: if she could break through to become a god before the final match and use Rakshasa Divine Power to temper the Eight Spider Lances into a Rakshasa Divine Artifact, enough to save him while deceiving everyone, then he would cooperate with Bibi Dong's plan.

If she could not, then Bibi Dong would have to honestly do as he said.

He truly did not expect that Bibi Dong could actually finish the Rakshasa God Trial in that little amount of time; her Spirit Rings had not even been fully equipped yet.

The facts were indeed so; Bibi Dong forcibly broke through the God Trial, and although she completed the God Trial, she was severely injured at the time, so she had no way to intervene in his battle with Tang Chen.

Later, it was also fortunate that Tang Chen's Demi-God soul served as a supplement, filling in the last part of Bibi Dong's deficiency, allowing her to reach a perfect state, successfully tempering the Eight Spider Lances into a Rakshasa Divine Artifact, and devouring him right under the noses of a bunch of God Kings.

Although his body was gone, his soul remained intact.

Moreover, as long as Bibi Dong does not resist, he can fully borrow this body.

He truly could not bear to watch Xiao Wu covering her head and crying every night during this period, so he could only drop a hint.

"What about after arriving at Sea God Island?" Bibi Dong asked.

"Although Poseidon's attitude toward the Soul Beast clan is alright, if he knew about your affairs, he would not be able to help either."

"He is not helping me," Nan Feng said.

"He also does not need to help me."

"Who do you think among the people on this ship has the aptitude to become a god?"

Bibi Dong paused, "Xiao Wu has the highest talent, followed by Nana and Ning Rongrong; the others are not necessarily so."

Xiao Wu's talent is quite outrageous; without taking any Pill and not practicing very diligently, her cultivation speed still surpassed that of an ordinary Innate Level Ten.

And after taking the Pill, this little Rabbit Talisman's talent is on par with hers.

"However, Xiao Wu is a Transformed Spirit Beast; will the God Realm let her become a god?" Bibi Dong said.

"Before, it certainly would not, but now, that is not necessarily the case," Nan Feng said.

"Why?"

"Because there is you, Rakshasa Goddess." (End of chapter)

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