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Chapter 206

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207. Chapter 207: Three-Eyed Golden Ni: I Could Never Betray the Organization!

"You..."

Bai Zhou wiped the saliva off his face, utterly speechless.

He now dared not let the Three-Eyed Golden Ni shape-shift, fearing it might turn into a round, fat ball...

A little plumpness, a bit chubby—Bai Zhou could accept that.

But a giant white ball...

Bai Zhou truly couldn't stand it...

"Then... then I'll lose weight! You take me out shopping every day—yeah, losing weight takes a lot of energy, so you gotta give me extra meals..."

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni muttered softly.

Bai Zhou:...

"Enough of this. I'll take you on a trip soon, let you truly relax." Bai Zhou tugged at the Three-Eyed Golden Ni's chubby face, changing the subject.

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni was covered in fat; Bai Zhou planned to find a few dozen pounds of weight-loss pills for it later—should help it slim down quickly.

"Trip? Where to? Are we going to another city?" The Three-Eyed Golden Ni's eyes instantly widened, its fat jiggling aside.

Bai Zhou had always taken it shopping around Shrek City; it was already bored.

Finally, they could go somewhere new.

"Hmm, sort of—but we're going to the Extreme North."

Bai Zhou didn't plan to hide anything; he spoke bluntly.

"What?! You're insane! That place is suicide—you'll die, and then what will I do?! You're not going!"

Upon hearing this, the Three-Eyed Golden Ni shook its head like a rattle drum, fat quivering violently, voicing fierce protest.

The Extreme North was no place for a Common Soul Master to adventure.

Not even Bai Zhou—but even with its current strength, it dared not venture too deep.

It wasn't that it couldn't handle the cold; it was afraid of getting lost.

The Extreme North was vast and endless; one misstep and you'd be lost, left waiting for death to come...

Only Ice-Attribute or Snow-type Soul Masters or Soul Beasts would ever want to go there.

"Don't worry—I'll protect you. Nothing will happen."

Bai Zhou said with complete confidence.

He had the "Electronic Map" from the Wishing System; getting lost was impossible.

As for the Extreme North's freezing cold, his physique could easily endure it for half a month.

"No way... I'm not going to die!" The Three-Eyed Golden Ni trusted only Bai Zhou's cooking; everything else, it naturally disbelieved.

"Besides, you're a Plant System Soul Master—why go to the Extreme North?"

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni was also deeply confused.

Why on earth had Bai Zhou lost his mind and wanted to go there to die?

"You know about the Ice Emperor in the Extreme North, right? Her Forty Thousand Year Tribulation is coming soon—perhaps..."

Bai Zhou spoke slowly.

"WHAT?! You want to hunt the Ice Emperor?! Are you really that eager to die?! Don't drag me along!"

Before Bai Zhou finished speaking, the Three-Eyed Golden Ni bolted away, terrified of being dragged to its doom.

"No, I never said anything about hunting the Ice Emperor! Don't jump to conclusions!" Bai Zhou grabbed the Three-Eyed Golden Ni, fearing it would flee back to the Star Dou Great Forest, and quickly explained: "I just can't bear to see the Ice Emperor perish. If I can... persuade her to shape-shift into a human, she could keep you company."

"Don't even think about it. If you go to the Ice Emperor, she'll freeze you into an ice statue. Besides, she's long surpassed Ten Thousand Years—her Origin Source Power is too strong to shape-shift. You're dreaming!"

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni struggled while ruthlessly shattering Bai Zhou's fantasy.

"Hehe, who knows? I've got a Plant System Immortal Grass with Ice Attribute—helping the Ice Emperor shape-shift is no problem at all."

Bai Zhou grinned.

The Snow Emperor had forcibly shape-shifted after failing her tribulation, using a Ten Thousand Year Heavenly Mountain Snow Lotus.

Bai Zhou believed the essence of his Eight-Angled Mysterious Ice Grass was no weaker than the Heavenly Mountain Snow Lotus.

Helping the Ice Emperor shape-shift would be more than enough.

"You sneaky bastard, hoarding Immortal Grass?! I want some!" The Three-Eyed Golden Ni's eyes lit up at the mention of Immortal Grass.

"Eat a pile of shit—the Immortal Grass's effect works only once. You've already consumed one; eating another would be wasting heaven's gift. Besides, the one I have left is Ice Attribute—it won't suit you."

Bai Zhou tapped the Three-Eyed Golden Ni's head lightly, utterly exasperated.

He regretted it now—this Three-Eyed Golden Ni had truly become a super glutton under his care...

"Don't even think about it. The Ice Emperor and Snow Emperor live far from humanity—they won't fall for your tricks." The Three-Eyed Golden Ni rubbed its head, muttering softly.

"If I were alone, success would be unlikely—but don't forget, you're here too~" Bai Zhou grinned, grabbing the Three-Eyed Golden Ni by the neck and shaking it...

Oh right—the Three-Eyed Golden Ni didn't have a neck anymore...

"I won't aid evil! Don't even think about it!"

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni spoke with solemn seriousness.

It ate Soul Beasts, but it would never betray the Organization! This was a matter of principle! That bastard Bai Zhou was trying to turn it—how outrageous! "No!"

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni panicked, clutching Bai Zhou's sleeve with its claws, sounding almost pitiful: "Even if you take me, it won't help! I'm an Auspicious Beast, but I've never met the Ice Emperor or Snow Emperor—they wouldn't listen to me anyway..."

The Three-Eyed Golden Ni was truly helpless—Bai Zhou was asking the impossible.

After all, she was nearly Four Hundred Thousand Years old—a Fierce Beast—how could she possibly be swayed so easily by Bai Zhou...

Even with him, it was impossible.

"If it fails, we just run. What's the harm in trying?" Bai Zhou grinned. You don't even need to do anything—just serve as my witness.

The main reason for bringing the Three-Eyed Golden Ni was to lower the Ice Emperor's guard.

If he went alone, without any foundation of trust, even if he talked till he was blue in the face, the Ice Emperor would never be fooled by him.

He might even provoke the other side.

But if he brought the Three-Eyed Golden Qini along, and maintained a close bond with it, this would show that he had a good relationship with Soul Beasts too; combined with the Three-Eyed Golden Qini's testimony, he could at least sit down and talk properly with the Ice Emperor.

It's like a crime committed by someone familiar—the success rate is often higher.

"Hmph… you're just using me as a tool beast, aren't you? Humans are all so treacherous…" The Three-Eyed Golden Qini grumbled discontentedly.

Though it was a glutton, it was no fool—it had already seen through Bai Zhou's plan.

But right now, it felt deeply conflicted, because if it didn't go with Bai Zhou, this guy might truly die in the Extreme North…

Yet if it went with Bai Zhou to deceive the Ice Emperor, it would be aiding evil and betraying its own kind…

"Nonsense—you're my best companion! Surely you don't want to never eat snacks again, do you?" Bai Zhou pinched the Three-Eyed Golden Qini's fluffy, chubby face and laughed heartily.

"Hmph~"

The Three-Eyed Golden Qini let out a petulant huff, turning its head away, unwilling to speak to this great deceiver.

(End of Chapter)

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