Chapter 266: 266.Chapter 266 Life God King: I absolutely don't want to wear a collar
266. Chapter 266 Life God King: I absolutely don't want to wear a collar.
Could it be, could it be that Gu Yue Na has worn this collar before?
Life finds it hard to imagine that the exalted Silver Dragon King Gu Yue Na, once half of the supreme Dragon God, would actually willingly wear a collar.
However, the point now isn't that, but since Gu Yue Na has already worn this collar, then……will she in the future……also wear this collar and then be beaten by Qianxunji, beaten badly.
Ugh……….
Thinking of this, Life's delicate body trembled, shaking uncontrollably.
Qianxunji looked at Life's appearance, wanting to laugh in his heart, but he forced himself to hold it back, and even pointed at the collar and asked:
"Life, why do you keep staring at this collar? Do you like this collar?"
Life: "……………"
"What?"
"I like this collar?"
"I like your ass?"
"You damn old geezer, you're so bad."
Life hurriedly shook her head and waved her hands vigorously, saying:
"No, I don't like this collar."
However, Qianxunji placed both hands on Life's shoulders and said:
"I understand, I understand everything."
Life looked bewildered and asked: "What do you understand?"
Qianxunji smiled mysteriously and said:
"I understand you like this collar; otherwise, why would you have been staring at it just now? This shows you really like this person's collar."
Life: "?????"
Life really wanted to grab Qianxunji's hair and give him a few hard slaps.
"What does it mean that my staring means I like this collar?"
"What kind of reasoning is this?"
Seeing Life's bewildered expression, Qianxunji felt delighted and decided to add fuel to the fire, saying:
"Life, since you like it, I'll put it on you."
"Ah?" Life let out a small exclamation, thinking that as a supreme God King, wearing a collar would look ridiculous no matter how you imagine it.
Moreover, she had heard that some people like to play with collars.
Ugh……just thinking about it made Life shudder again.
Thinking about wearing this collar and being beaten by Qianxunji, Life could no longer keep up the forced smile on her face, she grabbed Qianxunji's arm and said:
"Qianxunji, I don't want to wear a collar, I really don't want to wear this collar, you must not put it on me."
After saying that, Life looked hopefully at Qianxunji, hoping he wouldn't put the collar on her.
Qianxunji patted Life's hand, smiling, and said:
"Life, you're such an understanding woman; you must have already smelled the lingering scent of Gu Yue Na on the collar, and you must know that Gu Yue Na likes this collar."
"And the fact that you kept staring at this collar earlier proves you like it, but because Gu Yue Na likes it, you don't want to take what belongs to another. Ah, what a good woman."
Life: "……………"
Qianxunji saw Life's increasingly sorrowful expression and said again:
"Don't worry, Gu Yue Na is a generous woman; she won't mind you wearing her collar, I'll go get it and put it on you right now."
"Ah..." Gu Yue Na suddenly let out a sorrowful roar, clutching Qianxunji's arm, pleading:
"Don't make me wear this collar; I really don't like wearing it—what do I have to say for you to believe me?"
Qianxunji, with an "I understand" expression, pointed at Life and said:
"Life, you're such a good woman; in order not to take what belongs to another, you actually begged me to wear Gu Yue Na's collar. Ah, how good— the more you act like this, the more I, Big Brother Qian, want to put the collar on you."
"Big Brother?"
Life God King suddenly realized that whether it's Gu Yue Na, Bo Sai Xi, or Liu Er Long, they all call Qianxunji "Big Brother," except Bi Bi Dong, who is Qianxunji's disciple and always calls him "Master."
What does this mean? It means Qianxunji likes being called "Big Brother."
So, in order to avoid wearing the collar, Life hastily changed her address and shouted:
"Big Brother, Big Brother, I'm really not used to wearing this collar; please don't put it on me."
"What, you actually called me Big Brother?" Qianxunji looked at Life with astonishment, his face full of joy, and then continued:
"Life, you must have been deeply moved by my insistence on putting this collar on you, so you got excited and shouted 'Big Brother.'"
"Ah, how good— for no other reason than just hearing you call me Big Brother, even if Gu Yue Na opposes putting the collar on you, I'll still put it on you."
Life: "???"
"Qianxunji, just kill me!"
"Did a donkey kick your forehead? No matter what you say, I just can't believe it."
Seeing that no matter what she said could move Qianxunji, Life stopped talking, released his arm, and instead directly hugged his thigh to keep him from getting the collar over by the wall.
Qianxunji looked down and thought, "Evil, what great evil!"
In that instant, Qianxunji felt his nose itch.
It seemed, it seemed like he was about to get a nosebleed.
Damn, this Life fairy is absolutely perfect.
I, who am basically a creator god after all that trampling, can actually show signs of a nosebleed.
There's a saying, something like: it's not that my willpower is strong, but rather the temptation you give is just too alluring.
Qianxunji looked at Life, smiling as he said:
"Life, are you stupid? You think that by hugging my leg you can't get the collar? I'm a god!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Qianxunji said:
"Collar, come!"
The next moment, the collar moved, flying toward Qianxunji and hovering before their eyes.
"Life, put on the collar you like; it's temporarily yours now, wear it however you want."
"Besides, your waist is so slim; this collar can expand a bit, perhaps you could wear it on your willowy waist—just think how beautiful that would be."
"Still wear it on the waist?" Life thought: the collar had first been placed on his own neck, then on his pale, slender waist, causing a wave of nausea; his expression even somewhat collapsed, and he then looked at Qianxunji with a perverted gaze.
Qianxunji saw Life's devastated expression and felt even more relieved.
Damn, you wanted revenge, you wanted to kill my three wives and four concubines and my children.
My children will still have to make offerings to the Douluo Continent in the future, striving so that its people may live good lives.
Hmph, you're collapsing now; wearing the collar is just the beginning—there's more for you to endure.
I hope you don't go crazy.
No, Qianxunji thought, Life is a supreme God King—how could he possibly go crazy?
Even if I, this creator god, went mad, the other party, who has lived tens of millions of years, would not go mad.
Mess with her, keep messing with her, keep making her unhappy.
Qianxunji laughed brightly and said:
"Collar, by placing yourself on Life's neck, being able to adorn a God King's neck is also your glory as a collar—you've directly reached king status."
As soon as his words fell, Qianxunji controlled the collar to come above Life, lowering it toward her head.
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