Chapter 268: Life God King: It Hurts Me to Death

268. Chapter 268: Life God King: It Hurts Me to Death

Qianxunji, damn it!

The Life God King, listening to Qianxunji's words, was so angry that even she, the Life God King, couldn't help but curse Qianxunji in her heart.

If she couldn't be beaten by Qianxunji, she would now make Qianxunji into a eunuch, forcing her to only scratch herself while watching beauties.

So hateful, so hateful!

Damn, clearly a lecher, yet insists on calling herself an upright gentleman.

Now it's perfect: I already praised you as an upright gentleman, and you now say "I used a beauty scheme, you are an incorruptible upright gentleman, not a lecher."

You aren't a lecher, then why did you smile so happily when I praised you earlier?

In a few breaths, the Life God King cursed Qianxunji countless times in her heart, yet she dared not utter a single insult directly to Qianxunji.

After all, the scene of Qianxunji slaying the Four Great God Kings in the God Realm had already deeply impressed her.

Alas!

The Life God King sighed in her heart; for future revenge, and to avoid those three hundred whips, she showed a pitiful expression on her face for the first time ever, whispering:

"Brother Qian, could you stop hitting me? At worst I can give you a massage."

Hearing this, Qianxunji showed an excited expression, extended his palm in front of the Life God King's eyes, slowly clenched his large hand, and said:

"I want the massage, I want the whipping, I want it all."

"You want both?" The Life God King stared bewildered at Qianxunji; she originally intended to let the other choose between the tempting massage and the whipping.

She didn't expect Qianxunji to break the pattern and demand both.

Shameless, truly shameless.

"Don't you drop down for me quickly, or do you expect me to help you?"

Qianxunji's cold voice sounded again, not loud, but made the Life God King's delicate body shiver.

Now the Life God King knows Qianxunji's decision won't change; even if she kneels and begs Qianxunji, it won't help. If she doesn't submit now to his silver might, she fears that if Qianxunji truly gets angry and kills her afterward, she will never be able to avenge.

Endure!

Endure!

I endure!

The Life God King shouted three "Endure" in her heart, then moved from the heart to the side of the sofa, took off her shoes, and obediently lay down on the sofa.

In an instant, her curvaceous figure was unmistakably revealed.

Her rounded, beautiful hips were high, the green long skirt reached her knees, exposing a pair of snow‑white calves.

Looking at those beautiful legs, Qianxunji thought of a single line.

"These legs, I could play with for a hundred years."

But Qianxunji wanted to say, these legs, not just a hundred years, clearly could be played with for ten thousand years.

Moreover, even for tens of thousands of years, they would never become tiresome.

If one feels tired of them, it must be because there is no beauty at all.

And the Life God King's pair of calves is already beautiful to the extreme; even ten thousand or a million years would not 【be enough】.

Also those delicate small feet, petite and charming, white and tender, even faintly showing the fine veins on the soles.

At the front of the soles, ten slender toes were snow‑white, smooth, exuding a crystal‑clear sheen.

On the ten toes were ten beautiful toenails.

On those nails, not a speck of bump or discoloration; the nails were smooth and pink.

Looking at those ten crystal‑clear toes, Qianxunji finally understood why the term "licking dog" exists.

Aren't these exquisite toes exactly the reason for the existence of "licking dogs"?

Ask yourself, who could resist?

Qianxunji's gaze slowly rose, passing the perky hips, revealing a slender willow waist… no, more like a combination of a willow waist and a snake waist.

The willow waist's slenderness, the snake waist's flexibility.

If this waist were to do… yoga, it could master any pose, even surpassing normal limits.

Seeing the Life God King's slender snake‑like waist, Qianxunji already imagined the various yoga poses she could assume, each movement full of beauty and allure.

His gaze continued upward; the green long skirt clung to her back, exposing a perfectly contoured beautiful back.

A snow‑white swan‑like neck, long hair naturally flowing, partially covering that disastrous face.

Qianxunji looked at the perfect, peerless beauty before him and for a moment felt soft‑hearted, reluctant to strike this gorgeous being.

However, Qianxunji's thoughts shifted, and he thought:

If I give her three hundred whips, the fine points would pierce the snow‑white skin, forming tiny holes.

The fresh blood wouldn't even flow before it stopped.

If the immaculate white‑clothed back were marked by the whip with red streaks, then… Beautiful!

"Ha ha… ha ha… ha ha…"

Thinking of this, Qianxunji couldn't help but laugh excitedly.

Then, with a flick of his hand, the spiked whip moved and shot straight out.

He gripped the large hand, then swung the whip.

The whip struck the ground!

"Snap!"

A loud cracking sound echoed throughout the Mishi, startling the Life God King, whose body trembled as she looked anxiously at the whip in Qianxunji's hand.

Qianxunji looked at the Life God King, saw the panic in her eyes, and with a cold smile said:

"Life darling, the Pope has arrived!"

As the words fell, Qianxunji slowly walked toward the Life God King.

The Life God King watched Qianxunji approach step by step, imagining the whip in his hand lashing her body one strike after another, and fearfully she opened her alluring mouth and shouted:

"Don't... don't... don't ah..."

"Ha ha… ha ha…" Qianxunji laughed a few times, saying:

"When a woman says no, she means yes. And you, a God King woman saying no, means she truly wants it."

"Looks like we still need to add a hundred whip lashes."

"Ah?" the Life God King screamed, not expecting him to add another hundred lashes to her.

Won't that whip her into a nervous wreck?

"Ha ha, I'm coming!"

Qianxunji's face lit with excitement; he raised his hand, the spiked whip lifted high, and as he swung it down hard, the whip flashing with cold light also came down.

The Life God King lay on the sofa, watching the whip about to fall on her back; a wave of fear rose in her heart, her pair of fair little hands unconsciously gripped the sofa, her whole body tensed, even her ten delicate toes curled up.

"Smack!"

Finally, the spiked whip struck hard on the Life God King's back.

At the same time a loud smack rang out, the dense fine needles on the whip pierced directly into the Life God King's back skin.

"Ah…"

Suddenly, the Life God King's painful voice sounded.

The voice was filled with extreme pain, yet at the same time it was melodious and pleasing to the ear.

The mixture of pain and melodious sound shocked Qianxunji's mind.

Next, his gaze turned to where the whip had just fallen—(end of chapter)