Chapter 37: Eunuch Tang San
Gui Douluo gazed at Ju Dou Luo's alluring expression and posture, and that orchid finger more standard than a woman's, secretly thinking it's fortunate that he himself is ugly.
If he had even a tenth of His Holiness the Pope's handsomeness, he would surely have already suffered Ju Dou Luo's misfortune.
Gui Douluo felt for the first time that being ugly actually had its benefits.
Qianxunji sat on the golden and splendid papal chair, hands on the armrests, looking down at Ju Dou Luo below, and asked:
"Yue Guan, last time I had you investigate Tangyuehua, how is it now?"
Ju Dou Luo, upon hearing this, pinched her orchid finger and gave a seductive smile, saying:
"Reporting to His Holiness the Pope, after His Holiness the Pope severely beat Tang Hao the last time, the Clear Sky Sect has already announced its closure."
"And Tangyuehua, upon learning that Tang Hao was seriously injured, used her connections to search for Tang Hao's whereabouts across the continent."
"However, Tang Hao is now living in seclusion with a hundred-thousand-year-old spirit beast called Xiao Cao, the Dogtail Grass, and Tangyuehua cannot find him."
"Hmm!" Qianxunji hummed, his forefinger nail slowly tapping the armrest.
"By the way, Your Holiness the Pope, there is one matter that I find strange."
At this moment, Yue Guan suddenly exclaimed with a look of surprise.
Qianxunji gave Ju Dou Luo a stern glance, then said calmly:
"Go ahead and speak."
Ju Dou Luo, upon hearing this, looked at Qianxunji with reverence, then lowered her head and said:
"That hundred-thousand-year-old spirit beast called Xiao Cao is actually about to give birth."
"What?" Qianxunji also showed slight surprise.
He knows, however, that since the last time he severely beat Tang Hao, only twenty-odd sweet time has passed.
And in twenty-odd days, Tang Hao and the Dogtail Grass's child wouldn't be born this quickly, would they?
Could it be……
Thinking this, Qianxunji then asked:
"Continue."
Ju Dou Luo, upon hearing this, continued speaking:
"Afterwards, I conducted an investigation and discovered that the Dogtail Grass had previously fallen in love with a human Soul Master and become pregnant."
"However, that human Soul Master died unexpectedly, and after a period of time the Dogtail Grass found the seriously injured, comatose Tang Hao and brought him back."
"According to the investigation, Tang Hao closely resembled the deceased husband of the spirit beast Xiao Cao, so Xiao Cao disregarded the risk of her spirit beast identity being exposed and rescued the seriously injured, comatose Tang Hao."
"Moreover, during this time Tang Hao has deeply fallen in love with the spirit beast Xiao Cao, even regarding the child in her womb as his own."
"And Xiao Cao also deeply loves this Tang Hao, who resembles her deceased husband; she has taken the unborn child's surname as Tang, and considering Tang Hao equivalent to a third party, she named the child Tang San."
"Is there really such a thing?" Upon hearing this, Qianxunji also curled the corner of his mouth into a faint smile.
The gears of fate are truly mighty.
He originally thought that after he snatched A Yin away, Tang Hao would meet the Dogtail Grass, fall in love with her, and have a child belonging to them.
He never expected that the Dogtail Grass was already pregnant and would give birth soon.
And Tang Hao actually became a rebound guy, seeming quite willing, enjoying it.
Moreover, the Dogtail Grass's child is actually named Tang San.
In that case, the Dogtail Grass's child is undoubtedly the protagonist Tang San.
Now, Tang San has also arrived in the Douluo World; it seems I can at any time go and bully this little guy Tang San.
Perhaps I could first have him cultivate the Sunflower Manual.
Oh, it seems I don't have the Sunflower Manual.
Then simply become a eunuch.
Thinking this, Qianxunji turned his gaze to Ju Dou Luo and asked:
"According to your observation, how much longer until the Dogtail Grass's child Tang San will be born?"
Ju Dou Luo thought for a moment, repeatedly pinching her orchid finger, then said:
"Reporting to His Holiness the Pope, the Dogtail Grass is nearing labor; that Tang San grandson will likely be born in these few days."
Qianxunji, upon hearing this, calculated.
Liu Er Long at most one month, the fastest just one day would go into labor.
In that case, after he receives the system's reward, he can go capture Tangyuehua and, by the way, bully little Tang San.
Thinking this, Qianxunji's mood became excellent, and then he said:
"Continue sending people to monitor Tang Hao and Tangyuehua."
"You may leave now!"
"Yes, Your Holiness the Pope!"
Ju Dou Luo and Gui Douluo performed a respectful salute, then withdrew.
Qianxunji glanced at the magnificent and splendid hall, then also walked toward the sleeping chamber.
Then Qianxunji brought Bibidong, A Yin, and Liu Er Long to play in the Spirit Hall's garden.
The Spirit Hall, as the greatest power on the continent today, possesses a number of powerful Soul Masters that even exceeds that of an empire.
Its overall strength even surpasses the Tian Dou Empire and the Star Luo Empire.
Thus, the Spirit Hall occupies a vast area; the garden belonging to him, the Pope, within the Spirit Hall, naturally also has extensive grounds and is equally beautiful.
Qianxunji and Bibidong, three people sat in the pavilion at the center of the garden.
Around the pavilion, there is a small pond standing in the middle of the garden.
Due to her serious injuries, Liu Er Long still feels tearing pain, so her sitting posture is somewhat awkward.
Liu Er Long looked at the various fish in the pond and exclaimed:
"The fish in this little lake are really beautiful."
"Hmm!" Bibidong nodded, her beautiful eyes fixed on the fish swimming to and fro in the lake, and said:
"These fish swim so happily, it's clear they're living very happily."
"Hehe!" At that moment, Qianxunji's cold laughter rang out.
Upon hearing that, Bibidong looked at Qianxunji curiously and asked:
"Master, why are you sneering?"
Qianxunji put his arm around Bibidong's slender waist, pointed at the fish in the lake, and said:
"Dong'er, how do you think we compare to these fish in the lake?"
Upon hearing that, Bibidong said without hesitation:
"It's simply incomparable; although these fish live happily, they exist only because we need to admire them."
"If we no longer wanted this lake, then the fish in it would face catastrophe."
"Hmm, you understand very thoroughly." Qianxunji patted Bibidong's smooth beautiful back and praised:
Then, he asked again:
"Then Master asks you again, how do the powerful gods of the God Realm compare to the humans of the Douluo Continent?"
Upon hearing that, Bibidong did not answer directly, but asked:
"Master, what do you think?"
A Yin and Liu Er Long, upon hearing that, also turned their gazes toward Qianxunji.
Qianxunji looked sharply at the sky and said:
"The Gods of the Divine Realm and we of the Douluo Continent are just like us and the fish in this lake."
"If we don't need this lake, the fish in it will face catastrophe and all die."
Having said this, Qianxunji looked toward Bibidong and said:
"And if the Gods of the Divine Realm do not need our existence on the Douluo Continent, then what will become of us?"
"Boom!"
Bibidong only felt her brain as if struck by a violent shock, her gaze horrified as she looked at the fish in the lake, and said:
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