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Chapter 46: Cold-mixed Blue Silver Grass, why does it get more numb as you eat it?

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Soon,

under the surprised gazes of everyone, Yu Xiaogang brought two big plates of cold-mixed Blue Silver Grass out of the kitchen.

"This is Blue Silver Grass cut into shreds?"

Ye Lin looked at the things in the plate somewhat surprised.

Ma Hongjun took a look. "Can this be delicious?"

"It's blue, green, and black; it doesn't look appetizing at all."

Xiao Wu even issued a soul-searching question.

"Can this be eaten?"

Yu Xiaogang placed the cold-mixed Blue Silver Grass on the table, picked up chopsticks, and quickly put a mouthful into his mouth.

"What do you know!"

"All tool martial souls can be eaten; this is all part of energy!"

"This plate of cold-mixed Blue Silver Grass is fresh, sweet, and delicious, slightly numb and slightly spicy!"

"Just right!"

Tang San and Yu Xiaogang ate in big mouthfuls quickly.

"Adopted father, why is my mouth numb."

"It's almost losing feeling?"

Yu Xiaogang didn't think much and answered casually.

"Maybe the Sichuan peppercorn powder and hemp pepper powder were put in a bit too much, it tastes numb; but isn't this just right? It weakens the bitterness that comes with the Blue Silver Grass itself."

He ate in big mouthfuls and also felt his mouth was a bit numb, and at the same time, it quickly spread to all parts of his body: his head, chest, legs, and the only left hand.

"This seems to have been put in a bit too much; why is it so numb?"

Yu Xiaogang's eyes were somewhat dizzy and he couldn't see very clearly.

"Eh? Little San, why did you turn into two heads?"

Tang San giggled.

"Hehehe,"

"Adopted father, I see you have turned into two arms too,"

"I didn't expect this cold-mixed Blue Silver Grass to have a healing effect."

"It can actually heal arms."

Ye Lin: (⊙_⊙)

Flender: (☉? ☉)

Dai Mubai: (:???:)

Dumbfounded,

everyone in the cafeteria was completely dumbfounded.

What are the two of them babbling about?

When was Yu Xiaogang's right arm healed?

They could only see Yu Xiaogang's one arm holding chopsticks waving constantly there, 【46-3

Tang San stood straight up and waved his arms, swaying continuously.

"Tang San?"

Flender called out with some worry.

"Dean, what's wrong?"

Tang San turned to look at Flender, but his body movements didn't stop; he danced very enchantingly, just like a swaying water snake.

"Looks like he's fine."

Flender had just breathed a sigh of relief.

The next second,

Yu Xiaogang fell onto the table with a thud, but his only remaining left arm was still continuously beckoning forward.

"Great-grandmother, Great-grandmother, are you taking me with you?"

"Must not leave Xiao San behind, must be with Xiao San."

He had eaten much more Blue Silver Grass than Tang San, and his body was weaker.

"Foster father, foster father, what's wrong with you, foster father!"

Seeing Yu Xiaogang collapse, Tang San stepped forward to push him, but the next second, he fell into the plate of Blue Silver Grass and stopped moving.

Although he had eaten less, his stronger physique couldn't withstand it either.

"Dean, what's wrong with these two?"

"They were dancing and twisting just a moment ago, why aren't they moving now?"

Dai Mubai looked at the two with some confusion.

"Could this be a new type of performance?"

"Performance my ass!"

Flender gave Dai Mubai a smack on the back of the head.

"Still talking about performances, this is clearly poisoning!"

He quickly stepped forward and yanked Tang San out of the plate of cold-tossed Blue Silver Grass on the table.

"Oscar, where is your small sausage? Hurry!"

Flender quickly beckoned to Oscar.

Oscar didn't dare to delay; his second spirit ring flashed, and a small sausage appeared in his hand.

He quickly stepped forward and stuffed the small sausage into Tang San's mouth.

Flender grabbed Tang San's hair with one hand and his chin with the other, tossing him about until he finally swallowed it.

After taking the detoxification small sausage,

Tang San's complexion quickly improved, and he opened his eyes in confusion.

"What happened to me?"

"What happened?"

"You were poisoned, that's what happened."

"Eating everything blindly!"

Flender gave Tang San a look of annoyance, then stuffed Oscar's small sausage into Yu Xiaogang's mouth, repeating the same trick.

Soon, Yu Xiaogang woke up, and he asked the exact same question.

"What happened to me?"

"My great-grandmother was just taking me away, but I got pulled back again."

Flender shoved Yu Xiaogang aside.

"Indeed, if you hadn't eaten the cold-tossed Blue Silver Grass here, your great-grandmother probably would have really taken you away."

He said to Yu Xiaogang with a hint of mockery.

"You, a dignified Theory Master, formulated the control and poison attribute development path for Tang San yourself, and he absorbed the spirit ring of a Ghost Vine—did you not know Tang San's Blue Silver Grass is poisonous?"

"It's just lucky Oscar has the ability to detoxify; otherwise, you two would have died here today."

Yu Xiaogang patted his own head to make himself a little more sober.

"That can't be; Tang San's Blue Silver vines are only mildly poisonous, and the poison released only has a slight numbing effect. How could we have almost been poisoned to death?"

"Did you poison me?"

"I kindly lent you the kitchen, and you say I poisoned you?"

Flender was stunned.

"Fine, since that's the case, don't come here again."

He quickly drove Tang San and Yu Xiaogang out of the cafeteria, then took a thick brush from his storage soul tool and quickly wrote a few large characters on the wall.

"Yu Xiaogang, Tang San, and dogs are not allowed inside!"

"Next time, remember to look clearly!"

Flender slapped the wall with a loud thud and entered the cafeteria without looking back.

"Sister Lin, why did those two get poisoned?"

Xiao Wu asked Ye Lin with some curiosity.

"I feel like Tang San's Blue Silver Grass toxin is very weak; it didn't even have an effect."

Ye Lin rolled her eyes helplessly.

"Blue Silver vines have a numbing effect even when applied externally; they ingested it directly—how strong do you think the toxin would be?"

"If poison doesn't affect you when smeared on the body, you don't really think it's fine to eat it, do you?"

Xiao Wu was stunned.

"I understand now."

Without Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, the rest of the mealtime was very pleasant, and Flender also brought up the suggestion he had proposed earlier about fighting in the Great Spirit Arena to earn gold soul coins, then using the gold soul coins to help everyone improve.

Everyone knew the academy's financial situation was poor, so no one opposed it; besides, the money would ultimately be used on them, so no one would object.

Ten minutes later, the bell for class rang, and the group quickly headed to the playground.

Tang San was not seen here; at this moment, he was being supervised by Zhao Wuji and several other teachers as he ran laps around Shrek Academy.

Even though he was poisoned, Flender would still not show mercy or abandon the punishment for Tang San.

Flender stood with his hands behind his back in the center of the playground.

"Starting from today, you will all go to the Soto Great Spirit Arena every night to fight, but that doesn't mean I will let you off during the day."

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