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Chapter 50: The first person to have diarrhea on the soul fighting stage, Tang San!

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Tang San looked at his abdomen; the gurgling sound came from there.

It's over!

Why was there no reaction until now? Just as he got on stage, his stomach reacted. If it had been a few minutes later, he would have already taken down his opponent.

He recalled the lunch box he ate tonight; it must be the work of the lunch box Foster Father brought back.

In the end, that lunch box really did have a problem.

A special feeling quickly moved toward the lower part of his body, and his legs clamped shut involuntarily.

Beads of sweat the size of beans kept dripping from his forehead, and the muscles on his face twisted into a knot; his expression was extremely painful.

The host was still slowly introducing both sides.

"Spirit Master Thousand-Hand Silver Grass is stepping onto our Soto Great Spirit Arena for the first time..."

Tang San kept urging the host in his heart to be faster, but the host's words became even slower.

He now wished he could hang the host up and beat him. What are you dawdling for!

Finally, the host finished the introductions. Tang San clamped his legs tight, Blue Silver Grass grew rapidly from his right hand, his first spirit ring flashed, and Blue Silver vines rushed rapidly toward the opponent, Jiang Liu.

As long as he could bind Jiang Liu, he could go and relax.

Jiang Liu was a man of about twenty years old, and his spirit ring color was exactly the same as Tang San's.

His first spirit ring flashed, and a strong black light bloomed on the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade.

His first spirit skill could enhance the attack power and sharpness of the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade.

Watching the Blue Silver vines winding over,

Jiang Liu held the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade and swung it rapidly, continuously cutting the Blue Silver vines.

Tang San kept muttering in his heart, "Stop cutting, just obediently get bound!"

He really couldn't hold it anymore!

Tang San's second spirit ring flashed, and he quickly activated his second spirit skill, Parasite.

The scattered Blue Silver Grass seeds transformed into Blue Silver Grass vines and rapidly covered Jiang Liu.

"Second spirit skill, Rapid Consecutive Slash!"

Jiang Liu's second spirit ring flashed, and his whole body became like a phantom, holding the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade and rotating continuously.

The newly grown Blue Silver vines were rapidly cut by the blade; he didn't give any chance at all.

He rotated the blade and approached Tang San rapidly.

"Tang San is going to lose,"

Flender observed the match on the stage and gave a precise analysis.

"The two spirit rings that Jiang Liu absorbed are both enhancing his attack power, which just happens to counter Tang San."

"But what is Tang San doing standing there without moving? Striking a pose?"

He frowned in confusion and looked around, but didn't see Yu Xiaogang.

The people in the audience were also sparse, and they didn't have much interest in the soul fight on stage.

A Blue Silver Grass—what was there to see?

Could it be that a trash martial soul could play out some tricks?

Jiang Liu kept approaching Tang San. Tang San increased his soul power output, but he could only try his best to stall.

"Comfortable!"

After finishing, Yu Xiaogang quickly rushed to the spectator stand.

He looked at the soul fighting stage.

On it, Blue Silver Grass was dancing continuously, covering the entire soul fighting stage.

He couldn't see Tang San's specific figure at all.

"Not bad, not bad,"

Yu Xiaogang nodded with satisfaction. His foster son was doing very well.

In his view, victory was only a matter of time.

Come to think of it, his own constitution was really poor. Clearly, they ate the same food, and he was already done for,

but Tang San was still full of vigor on the soul fighting stage, completely fine.

Although Ye Lin couldn't see clearly from below, she could accurately know what was happening on the soul fighting stage through the system's plot introduction.

【Tang San is trying his best to resist, he is about to *chuan*...】

About to *chuan*!

Ye Lin was also a bit dumbfounded seeing this. How did this happen?

She decided to help Tang San out so he wouldn't have to hold it in so uncomfortably.

"Remove 'about to'."

【Tang San is trying his best to resist, he *chuan*ed...】

【Modification complete.】

A strange power landed on Tang San's body.

He involuntarily did something that went against his ancestors.

Tang San relaxed his body, withdrew his soul power, turned around, and aimed his butt at Jiang Liu.

"Holy shit!"

"What is that Thousand-Hand Silver Grass doing!"

Two sentences instantly pulled up the emotions of everyone in the audience at the soul fighting arena.

Almost everyone focused their eyes on Tang San.

Stunned, everyone was stunned.

The people from Shrek Academy also couldn't tell what Tang San wanted to do.

Ye Lin stared wide-eyed at Tang San. She told Tang San to *chuan* quickly, but she didn't tell Tang San to *chuan* like this!

"Don't say it, this Thousand-Hand Silver Grass really knows how to put on a show,"

"What does he want to do!"

Jiang Liu's rotating Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade also stopped. As an opponent, he was even more confused about what Tang San wanted to do.

Giving his back to him?

Not defending?

And he even stuck his butt out to insult him?

He quickly stepped forward, one hand holding the end of the spear, the other holding the middle.

Xiao Wu was curiously eating a melon, and Ye Lin quickly covered her eyes while looking to the side.

The scene that followed was too spicy for the eyes; it was simply unbearable to look at.

"Sister Lin, what are you doing?"

Xiao Wu broke free from Ye Lin's hand, took a look, and then quickly used her hand to block it again.

On the soul fighting stage,

Tang San *swish*ed his pants down and exposed his butt.

The next second,

a torrential flood.

A torrent shot out, rushing straight toward Jiang Liu.

"Fuck your mother!"

Jiang Liu's reaction speed was very fast; he hurriedly dodged to the side.

If this had touched him, he would really be finished.

"Holy shit!"

"Shocking!"

"Someone actually *chuan*ed on the soul fighting stage!"

"There really are all kinds of people!"

"How could this be done?"

"The first person to have diarrhea on the soul fighting stage!"

"What a torrential flood, what a brave torrent!"

Flender's complexion turned livid. He looked coldly at Yu Xiaogang.

"This is your good foster son!"

"To actually do such a thing on the soul fighting stage, this is simply losing all the face of my Shrek Academy!"

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar stared at him fixedly. Like Oscar, they valued the reputation of Shrek Academy.

Yu Xiaogang was also very embarrassed. "I'm going to the restroom,"

he left a sentence and fled rapidly, not daring to stay any longer.

On the soul fighting stage, Jiang Liu originally thought he had already dodged it, but who knew Tang San's body would turn slightly, and the torrent rushed toward Jiang Liu again.

"What an insidious move!"

Jiang Liu cursed secretly. He thought of a plan in his desperation and fiercely threw the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade in his hand toward Tang San.

The Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade moved against the torrent, meeting the difficulty head-on.

"Ah!"

Tang San let out a fierce, painful howl, blood flowing endlessly from his butt.

The tip of the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Blade just happened to be inserted into the place where he was having the torrential flood, firmly blocking it! ===== CHAPTER 51 =====

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