Chapter 99: Yu Xiaogang

"My concubines, I have arrived!"

Tang San entered the room with a treacherous smile.

He took one last simple look at the room's layout to memorize it, then slammed the door shut.

The room instantly became pitch black, without a single bit of light.

"Your Majesty, come catch me!"

"Your Majesty!"

Relying on the muscle memory they had trained, the girls wouldn't bump into anything inside.

Tang San remembered not to bump into things, and even if he did, because the pillars, beds, and so on were all wrapped in soft silk, he wouldn't get hurt.

"My concubines, where are you?"

He completely liberated his nature, releasing everything he had been bottling up in his heart.

He grabbed left and right.

The girls would occasionally approach Tang San through their voices to tease him.

Of course, it was impossible for them to really let Tang San catch no one.

However, at most, they would let Tang San catch three, or even just one.

Anyway, four was impossible.

This was all strategy.

If it got out later that no one could catch four concubines in the Emperor Experience theme, it would attract more people to try.

"My concubines!"

Tang San lunged forward fiercely and grabbed a girl's outer robe. He pulled,

and the girl's outer robe was pulled off directly, a 'golden cicada shedding its shell' maneuver, and Tang San didn't catch her.

"Your Majesty, you were just a little bit away from catching me."

Tang San wiped the outer robe across his mouth, sniffed it fiercely, and threw it aside with a slap.

"Interesting. You wait; once I catch you, you're done for."

"I'm so scared, hee hee hee..."

"Why is it so noisy?"

Yu Xiaogang, sleeping on the bed, was finally woken up by the sounds of Tang San and the four girls playing.

He pulled off the quilt covering his head,

but couldn't see a single bit of light.

The room was pitch black; one could say it was so dark you couldn't see your own fingers. That was the feeling they wanted.

"Why is it so dark here?"

Yu Xiaogang followed up with his second question.

"Wait until I catch you, you're dead meat."

Yu Xiaogang felt this voice was very familiar; was it his godson Tang San's?

Could it be that he was dreaming?

But this dream was a bit too realistic.

He reached out and pinched himself; intense pain came immediately.

This didn't seem like a dream either.

But if it wasn't a dream, how could his godson Tang San's voice appear here?

He had come to a romantic place like Yichun Courtyard,

and his godson Tang San was a decent person; it was absolutely impossible for him to come to this kind of place.

"Your Majesty, come catch me."

A girl's voice suddenly appeared right beside Yu Xiaogang's ear.

"Your Majesty, come catch me?"

Yu Xiaogang repeated doubtfully, completely unaware of what was happening.

That girl attracted Tang San over.

Yu Xiaogang's voice happened to reach Tang San's ears.

This familiar voice instantly attracted Tang San.

He lunged forward fiercely and happened to land on Yu Xiaogang, who was covered by the quilt.

"Haha, my concubine, I've caught you, haven't I? You're done for!"

Yu Xiaogang clearly felt someone land on him,

and the voice was so familiar; could it really be his good godson Tang San!

"I didn't expect my concubine to be so self-aware, actually lying on the bed waiting for me to catch you."

Tang San smiled treacherously and lunged upward fiercely.

At this time, the four girls stood there quietly without speaking,

because if the other party couldn't catch even one, then one of them would eventually show a flaw—like accidentally falling onto the bed and getting caught.

They all thought one of them had done this, and now they just needed to wait quietly for it to end and then leave.

Tang San very skillfully undressed Yu Xiaogang according to his memory.

He didn't know how many times he had done this action before; now, it was all done entirely by muscle memory.

Tang San muttered in his heart,

They all say there's a big difference between men and women,

so why do I feel they are exactly the same?

And this feeling is exactly the same as Godfather's; could this be Godfather?

Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible.

How could Godfather be here?

He went to find an old friend.

There are only four concubines here.

He did the learning things according to what he had learned.

However, because Tang San had been slapped on the inner thigh by Zhao Wuji, causing an internal ailment in his body,

he couldn't achieve the things he had learned at all.

Finally,

he couldn't hold back anymore and ate one of the stolen black little pills, while also forcibly feeding one to Yu Xiaogang.

Still not working.

Keep eating.

Not working.

Keep eating.

It was all thanks to Tang San stealing enough little pills; after the last one was eaten,

he finally solved the impotence problem temporarily.

Finally...

Finally...

Finally...

Finally, a heart-wrenching sound came from Yu Xiaogang's mouth:

"Ah!"

It was as if he had been subjected to an extremely violent attack and suffered extremely painful damage,

and this damage was continuous.

At this time, the boss of Yichun Courtyard was leaning back in his chair, imagining Yu Xiaogang's dashing appearance.

Although he only had one arm left, it was enough for him to be dashing.

On the other side,

the effect of the black little pill Tang San had eaten wore off,

and he became a waste again.

But this time, he was already very satisfied.

The effect didn't need to last that long; a few seconds was enough.

He left the bed according to his memory,

pushed open the door, and left the room.

He walked slowly to the outside of the corridor.

The girl who had received Tang San earlier was already waiting for him there.

"Young Master, did you have a good time?"

Tang San nodded in satisfaction,

"Attentive, very attentive."

"I'll come again next time,"

After saying this, he was about to leave, but was grabbed by the girl.

"Young Master, have you forgotten something?"

"Forgotten something? What?"

"Payment."

"Payment?"

Tang San was stunned; he had already paid when he experienced the Emperor Package.

"I remember I already paid at the very beginning."

The girl smiled slightly,

"I am referring to that little black pill."

Tang San denied it, "I didn't take that."

"Young Master, you are joking,"

She maintained her professional smile and took out an image-recording soul guidance device, playing back the footage of Tang San stealing the little black pill.

The footage was crystal clear: after returning, Tang San had gone back to steal the little black pill.

Tang San was stunned; he hadn't expected such an insidious and vicious soul guidance device to exist, exposing his every action.

"How much?"

"A total of three hundred and forty gold soul coins."

"How much!"

Tang San widened his eyes in disbelief, "Three hundred and forty gold soul coins? Is it made of gold?"

The girl's smile remained unchanged as she patiently explained, her service attitude being extremely good,

"Young Master, you took a total of thirty-four pills, each valued at ten gold soul coins."