Chapter 16: Shrek Academy is worth a fart

At the entrance of the dilapidated Shrek wooden plaque, a group of people had been queuing since early morning, hoping to get their children into this godforsaken school.

"Brother, this must be the place, but isn't it too crude?"

"Is this the Shrek Academy that Master spoke of?"

"I finally understand why that guy yesterday said this place was godforsaken."

Xiao Wu and Tang San had just arrived at this spot, lining up at the very back of the crowd. They looked around, wearing speechless expressions, and Xiao Wu frowned as she spoke.

Tang San said: "It is crude, but my teacher must have his reasons for sending me here. Regardless, the Principal is a level 78 Spirit Saint powerhouse. Moreover, the fact that so many people are coming to sign up at such a crude place is enough to show that Shrek Academy's teaching is powerful and not limited by resources, equipment, or environment."

He understood who the guy Xiao Wu mentioned was—it was Ma Hongjun, whom he hated most. He frowned, expressing his dissatisfaction: "Also, don't mention that guy to me again. He is an evil existence! So many people at the Rose Hotel died because of him! Such a beast and piece of human trash should be defined by the entire continent as an evil Spirit Master, and everyone should join in killing him!"

"I know, Brother," Xiao Wu said, sticking out her pink, tender tongue.

A hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit spirit acting cute here? How utterly shameless.

"Refund the money!"

Just then, an angry voice came from the front of the line.

Everyone's gaze turned toward it.

It was a father who had brought his son, and they were being driven out by Li Yusong.

"Registration fees are non-refundable!"

"It was already agreed upon beforehand; your child is thirteen years old, which exceeds the age limit of twelve, so he cannot enter our academy."

Li Yusong said with a flat expression.

"I don't care, you must refund the money. We came specifically for enrollment, and that was ten Gold Soul Coins!"

That male parent said angrily.

The rest of the people in line were also indignant.

This godforsaken academy was simply too bullying!

"Exactly, why won't you refund the money!"

The others chimed in.

"A godforsaken broken academy like yours has the nerve to charge ten Gold Soul Coins!? We are going to report you! Black-hearted merchants! Profiteering academy!"

Seeing so many people helping him, the father was no longer afraid and became even more emboldened. He didn't believe Li Yusong would hit him in front of so many people!

If Li Yusong really did that, he could use it as an excuse to make a scene! "How interesting, Shrek Academy."

Not far away, a petite and exquisite figure dressed in gorgeous clothes appeared, looking at the scene ahead with a comical smile.

"Miss, do you really want to come to this godforsaken Shrek Academy? Why not just forget it? There are no teaching resources here at all!"

"That's right, it would be better to go to the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy. Coming here is purely a waste of your talent!"

The two Spirit Emperor powerhouses following behind her, who were specifically there to protect her, spoke up to persuade her.

The young girl Ning Rongrong rolled her eyes and said: "Let's see first. Those who have been trained at Shrek Academy have reached the level of Spirit King or Spirit Emperor at a young age. The most famous one is Qin Ming from the Heaven Dou Imperial Academy. So I am curious; if such a crude place can cultivate such young Spirit Emperor powerhouses, it must have its advantages."

"Sigh, alright then." The two Spirit Emperors sighed.

"All of you, shut up!" Li Yusong's expression turned cold.

He stood up, and six Spirit Rings—yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black—appeared on his body, along with a staff. The terrifying pressure of a Spirit Emperor spread out, causing everyone present to feel as if they were facing a formidable enemy. Their expressions changed drastically, and they felt very uncomfortable; everyone obediently shut their mouths.

"This academy only recruits geniuses under the age of thirteen!"

"Our Shrek Academy is the Monster Academy! We only recruit monsters, not ordinary people!"

"Although your child is over level 20, he is already thirteen years old, which does not meet our standards. If you continue to make trouble, don't blame me for being impolite!"

Li Yusong's voice was calm, but his words were crisp and forceful, falling clearly into everyone's ears.

"I don't believe it."

"Unless someone shows us."

That father said in a timid voice. "Dai Mubai, come out and let them know your strength!"

Li Yusong shouted.

"Coming, Teacher!"

Wearing white clothes, Dai Mubai jumped down from a tree and landed in front of the crowd, with three Spirit Rings—yellow, yellow, purple—appearing on his body.

"I am Dai Mubai, fifteen years old this year, a level 37, three-ring Battle Spirit Elder!"

"Whoever among you is unconvinced can come up and challenge me! As long as you can defeat me, all the gold coins will be returned!"

Dai Mubai looked at this group of commoners with a contemptuous gaze, speaking arrogantly and disdainfully.

He didn't take these people seriously at all, looking at them with his eyes slanted.

Seeing this, the crowd retreated in fear.

Such a young level 37 Spirit Elder? Too terrifying!

Is this the capital that Shrek Academy, which only recruits monsters, possesses?

Everyone obediently shut their mouths; just kidding, how could they fight?

"Heh, what kind of bullshit Shrek Academy is this? It only knows how to bully the weak and commoners. Dai Mubai, are you very good at fighting? What the hell is the use of being good at fighting? Can you beat me? Do you need me to trade a few blows with you?"

"Of course, if you can't do it, I have no problem with you letting that old Spirit Emperor geezer behind you come over."

"If you don't dare, then return the Gold Soul Coins to these people!"

However, just when everyone thought the matter was settled, a discordant voice rang out, reaching everyone's ears very clearly.

Ning Rongrong and the others turned their gazes toward the source of the voice, revealing curious expressions.

"Wow, he is so handsome!"

Not far away, two figures walked over.

The person in red clothes was tall and very handsome, exactly matching Ning Rongrong's aesthetic, and it was hard for her to look away.

"It seems there is a good show to watch next."

"Young Miss, he has a female companion."

The two Soul Emperors behind her spoke, with one of them offering a reminder.

Their Young Miss would get captivated whenever she saw a handsome man, to the point where she couldn't even walk.

"Hmph, I don't care. I am the princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect; as long as it's something I want, I can snatch it all away!" Ning Rongrong pouted after hearing this.

This left the two Soul Emperors looking speechless.

If this were to spread, the reputation would not sound good at all.

However, that kid was indeed exceptionally handsome; even they began to feel envious, as he was truly a sight to behold.

The others also turned their gazes toward the source of the voice.

Xiao Wu and Tang San felt that the voice was somewhat familiar.

"It couldn't be him, could it?" Tang San's heart skipped a beat, and he felt an inexplicable sense of dread. When he turned his head and saw that figure he had been obsessing over, his eyes instantly revealed malice, hatred, and murderous intent! The person who had arrived was truly his enemy, Ma Hongjun! This person was one of those he was destined to kill in this life!

"Damn it, you don't want to live anymore? Who is so bold as to dare insult my Shrek."

When Dai Mubai heard the other party insult him and Shrek Academy like that, his first reaction was anger, and he wanted to demand an explanation.

But when he shifted his gaze over, the words on the tip of his tongue instantly got stuck.

"It's you!!!!"

Dai Mubai's pupils widened! His eyes revealed terror, fury, resentment, and murderous intent! This voice was even spat out through gritted teeth.

(End of this chapter)