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Chapter 23

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New Student Grade One Dormitory, Special Area.

In fact, Shrek is very clear about the differentiation in terms of treatment.

For example, the Shrek Outer Court, which seems full of geniuses, was actually established to provide sufficiently excellent elite soul masters for the Three Great Empires (Star Luo, Tianhun, Douling).

Of course, these three empires aid Shrek with many resources every year, every school season.

Therefore, in this aspect alone, the treatment of candidates recommended by the three empires.

Is not something that ordinary people without any background can compare to.

Under the circumstances of Xu Nian'an using his money ability, he and Er Gou were assigned to a dormitory.

Of course, this dormitory was very different from other new student dormitories.

Two rooms and one living room, luxury furniture, TV, air conditioning... oh no, it should be called a temperature-changing soul guidance device here...

"Is this... the treatment for international students?"

"It's really quite good; if there were a senior sister or junior sister to warm the bed, that would be even better."

Lying on the bed, Xu Nian'an stretched his arms, which were a bit sore from being grabbed by Gong Zhanglong.

It took a long time to recover.

Awoo awoo~ awoo awoo hemji chang~

Just wanting to rest for a while, a strange sound with a particularly strong sense of rhythm sounded.

Hearing this BGM sound similar to Black Cat Sheriff, Xu Nian'an jumped directly from the bed almost instantly.

"Er Gou, what are you howling about?"

"Didn't I leave you food?"

"I'm telling you, you won't have milk to drink from now on; if you want to eat, you can only eat meat!"

Xu Nian'an said while opening his room door directly.

Instantly, Er Gou, who was constantly wailing in the corner of the living room, stopped howling.

It widened its eyes, its whole body stained blood-red by blood stains.

A tail, bigger than its entire dog body, was constantly flapping, hitting Er Gou's thin body from time to time.

It hurt so much that it howled; seeing this scene, Xu Nian'an's mouth twitched constantly.

Fine, it can only be blamed that the ingredients were too fresh; the nerves of this millennium Earth Spirit Python's tail hadn't disappeared yet and were instinctively flapping.

But what Xu Nian'an didn't expect was that Er Gou was almost killed by such a section of tail.

Fine, he originally wanted to be lazy, too lazy to decompose it, and let Er Gou gnaw on it with its teeth.

But now it seems it won't work; not only does he have to solve it, but he also has to scale, skin, remove bones, make it into sashimi to send to Er Gou's mouth, and even bathe Er Gou...

"You're stupid to death!"

Slap!

Xu Nian'an did not hesitate at all and slapped it with a loving big mouth.

Sizzle~ Bang bang bang, chop chop chop~

One hour later~

In the bathroom, Xu Nian'an and Er Gou were each lying in a bathtub, enjoying a pre-sleep beauty bath.

Next to it was a stool, and on the stool was the Earth Spirit Python sashimi that Xu Nian'an had finished processing.

Casually picking up a piece of sashimi with fat and lean meat, Xu Nian'an handed it to Er Gou's mouth.

Slurp slurp slurp~

The strange sound sounded again; Er Gou ate it in one bite, then buried its dog head into the water, constantly spitting bubbles.

"Fine, fine, fine, so you want me to serve you, right."

Looking at Er Gou's leisurely appearance, Xu Nian'an's sneer grew wider and wider.

He would only work hard for these one or two months; when this Er Gou reached his waist, he would have a mount for the future.

As for whether Er Gou would still have this treatment later, Xu Nian'an saw quite a few stray wild dogs and wild cats outside.

Looking at the Earth Spirit Python sashimi that he had picked up, with fat and lean meat, full of luster, even without any seasoning, but still looking very delicious, Xu Nian'an swallowed his saliva.

Sure enough, it was worthy of his craftsmanship; even without any additives, just casually cut twice, it was full of the taste of peerless food.

Awoo awoo~

In the water, a pair of amber eyes slowly emerged, and Er Gou's gaze was fixed on Xu Nian'an.

"No,... Er Gou, what kind of look is that?"

"Er Gou, are you doubting your master's character?"

"I would snatch food from a dog? Impossible, absolutely not..."

Slurp~

Knock knock knock!!!

Just at this moment, a series of knocking sounds sounded, and Xu Nian'an was stunned.

Who is this? Knocking on the door in the middle of the night.

He hadn't been to Shrek Academy for long, and it seemed he hadn't walked closely with anyone yet, right?

Rubbing his wet silver-white hair, putting on a pajama, Xu Nian'an walked out of the bathroom.

Opened the door of dormitory 23.

Under the light, a tall, bald, strong man saw Xu Nian'an now, and the smile on his face stiffened.

He quickly moved aside and scratched his big bald head a bit embarrassedly.

"Really... really sorry, this fellow... student, I didn't know you were taking a bath, I'll... I'll come find you later."

Hearing this, Xu Nian'an was stunned.

"Sorry? We are both men, what's there to be sorry about."

After hearing Xu Nian'an's words, the strong man turned his head in astonishment.

"What? You are also a man?"

Hearing this, the smile on Xu Nian's face stiffened.

"What's the matter with that... is it strange?"

The strong man looked at Xu Nian'an's long silver hair, fair skin, eyes shining with a different kind of light, and three-dimensional facial features; if it weren't for the rolling Adam's apple that could be vaguely seen when the other party spoke.

And the man's unique voice, I'm afraid... the strong man really might not dare to believe that Xu Nian'an was a man.

After confirming Xu Nian'an's identity as a man, the strong man became even more excited, the shyness on his face disappeared, and he showed a smile again.

"Hello, I am a first-year new student He Caitou, I am from the Soul Guidance Department!"

"I live in the dormitory next to you; there are only two dormitories on our third floor, and I live in that one alone."

"I just heard strange sounds in your dormitory, may I ask, is there anything I can help with?"

"I am from the Soul Guidance Department and am very good at repairing objects, so... no need to be polite with me."

Looking at the strong man who suddenly seemed to have become a different person, Xu Nian'an pulled his hand back with a strange look in his eyes.

His chrysanthemum felt a faint pain behind him; this guy wouldn't have any special hobbies, right?

Came looking for a fuck buddy?

Soul Guidance Department, He Caitou?

Good fellow, is it really such a coincidence?

"No need, thank you."

Just when Xu Nian'an refused He Caitou's kindness, the first and second floors, as well as the two floors next door, suddenly became agitated.

"Extra, extra!! A third-year senior confessed in the female new student dormitory building; it is said that the student who was confessed to is very beautiful, blond hair and green eyes, long legs and thin waist, the most beautiful new student I have ever seen, this is simply... simply the most beautiful new student!"

Hearing this, Xu Nian'an's eyes instantly narrowed.

Blond hair and green eyes, long legs and thin waist, the most beautiful new student, these titles... could it be Jiang Nan Nan?

"Sorry student, I have something to do now."

Turning around and closing the dormitory door well to prevent Er Gou from running out, Xu Nian'an ran downstairs quickly in his pajamas.

Seeing Xu Nian'an in a hurry, as if he was going to join the fun, He Caitou was stunned.

Then he followed.

Although he was from the Soul Guidance Department and didn't go to the Martial Soul Department usually, nor did he eat melons.

But seeing Xu Nian'an in a hurry, if he went, he should be able to help, right?

Under the female new student dormitory building

"Jiang Nan Nan...... are you watching?"

Thanks to Eight Sins for the monthly ticket!

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