Chapter 59: Tang Ya, Favorability Critical Hit! (Second Update!)
"Amazing, you are truly amazing!"
Jiang Nannan slumped on the ground, her arms wrapped around Er Gou, who was radiating a chill.
Er Gou looked at Jiang Nannan's face pressing against it, proudly lifted its head, and gave a wicked, charming smile.
"Heh, woman, I haven't even started forgiving you yet!"
On the other side of its head was Xu Nian'an, breathing slightly heavily; his tall figure completely blocked the sun, a smile on his lips, his silver hair fluttering.
"This... this is truly, my Lo... my master..."
"Quick... quick... quickly come praise me, don't stop, don't stop, I won't get carried away."
Watching Er Gou's expectant eyes, Xu Nian'an slowly crouched down, his handsome face drawing closer, and slowly reached out his hand.
"Hu Niu, you really are amazing, you actually smell as fragrant and soft as Nian'an, and you even glow blue~"
"Mua~!"
Jiang Nannan's red lips left a heavy imprint on Er Gou's face, and the curve of Er Gou's mouth grew wider and wider.
"Darn woman, you made me get scolded by Master, I will not forgiv..."
"But she called me by my real name~"
"Forget it, forget it, a great person doesn't hold a grudge against a petty one... this tiger will let you off!"
Er Gou's internal monologue went wild, and it became even more excited.
Looking at Xu Nian'an's outstretched hand, Er Gou trembled with excitement, like someone about to receive the emperor's favor...
Anyway, ever since it grew larger, Xu Nian'an hadn't petted it like this in a long time.
Slap!
Watching Er Gou, whose eyes were filled only with him, Xu Nian'an didn't hesitate in the slightest and directly slapped Er Gou to the side.
"What kind of thing... is this a place you can stay?"
As he spoke, Xu Nian'an also sat down, reached out his right hand to grab Jiang Nannan's hand, and placed her hand on his waist.
He then reached out his own hand and placed it on her thigh, beginning to knead slowly.
"Nia... Nian'an, would this... would this not be... ungh~"
Jiang Nannan had originally intended to say that this might have a bad influence, but when Xu Nian'an's hand movements suddenly intensified, she was caught off guard and instantly let out a strange sound.
Well, now the influence was even worse; Jiang Nannan noticed that the gazes of all the students around them had turned their way.
"What are you afraid of? I'm not even afraid."
"If you don't want to be unable to walk tomorrow, then just sit obediently and wait for my massage."
【Ding, congratulations to the host, your technique is superb, Jiang Nannan's favorability towards you has increased by one!】
【Goddess Favorability: Jiang Nannan (Seventy-five!)....】
【Ding, congratulations to the host, the age of your First Martial Soul's First Soul Ring has increased by one thousand years!】
Hearing the reward for Jiang Nannan's favorability, Xu Nian'an's eyes lit up; good heavens, one point of favorability equals one thousand years?
Can one do whatever one wants when favorability is high?
It seems... there is no need for him to go to Zhou Yi's place; isn't it better to foster feelings with Jiang Nannan?
Hers drops by one point, which is ten times that of over there; this Zhou Yi not only doesn't let him take advantage of her, but also frequently gives him a cold face, and most importantly, she is stingy as all get-out—he's never going to her place again.
"Ahem, your performance today was not bad, especially the newcomer."
After finishing, Zhou Yi glanced at Xu Nian'an's side, wanting to say something but stopping, yet ultimately said nothing more and turned to leave.
This was the last class of the day; after the dismissal bell rang, it was already around four-thirty or five o'clock.
This time, no Healing-type Titled Douluo came to heal them; in fact, that Healing-type Titled Douluo had only acted once, which was the very first time.
Everything else relied entirely on self-recovery and healing.
Awoo awoo awoo!!!
"Snow Leopard... Er Gou, shut up!"
At this moment, Er Gou, who had been expecting Xu Nian'an's caress but received a slap to the face instead, came back to its senses and began to howl like a madman.
Xu Nian'an was in the middle of kneading Jiang Nannan's leg and, feeling annoyed, casually told it to shut up.
Awoo~
Er Gou's howling quieted down; it suddenly felt so aggrieved, and the more it thought about it, the more aggrieved it became. It wanted to resist Xu Nian'an, but couldn't muster the courage, and before long, it sat to the side and cried out of grievance.
Sob sob~ whimpering~
Hiss... purr-purr~ hiss-purr-purr~
The strange, odd sounds made both Xu Nian'an and Jiang Nannan turn their heads.
Er Gou was lying on the ground on all fours, its body twitching constantly; it was a truly pitiful sight.
Seeing this, Jiang Nannan took the opportunity to pull back her foot and hurried to Er Gou's side.
"Hu Niu, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"
It would have been fine if she hadn't comforted it, but once she did, Er Gou's crying grew even louder.
Sob sob sob sob!!!!
Although Er Gou was crying, its eyes were still fixed intently on Xu Nian'an; it was clear that others couldn't coax it—only Xu Nian'an could.
Before long, the surrounding students gathered around.
"Class Monitor Dog, what's wrong? Don't cry, come, come, I have a sausage here!"
"What's wrong with the Deputy Class Monitor? Why is it crying so pitifully?"
"Holy crap, did the air raid siren go off?"
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"Awooooo!!!"
Seeing the crowd around him growing, and all of them were people comforting him, Er Gou immediately wailed even louder.
He felt aggrieved to death; usually, he got slapped when he did something wrong, he got slapped when he did nothing, and now he got slapped even after doing a good deed.
Life as a dog was meaningless; it would be better to...
Watching Er Gou's body continue to sob, Xu Nian'an sighed helplessly.
Actually... how should he put it, it wasn't that Xu Nian'an had shifted his love, but rather...
From a creature the size of a palm, which he could usually lift high, rock in his arms, and kiss.
It had gradually grown to the size of a dog, too heavy to carry, weighing dozens of catties, and reaching the point of being annoying to everyone.
"What else can I do if there's no other way?"
"I raised it myself, so I have to spoil it."
Walking forward slowly, Xu Nian'an came to Er Gou's side.
"Hu Niu, you are a big dog... a big Huzi now, you have to learn to be strong."
"Master can't hold you anymore, and don't blame me for hitting you every day; after all... your master here, this is my way of showing affection for you, since hitting is affection and scolding is love."
Jiang Nannan held Er Gou, while Xu Nian'an kept stroking its dog head with his hand.
"As a mature man... Hu Niu, you must be strong."
"If you need encouragement, I think... I will 【censored】!"
Under Xu Nian'an's pua and frantic infusion of thoughts, Er Gou gradually calmed down, concluding... that Xu Nian'an was right!
What are you saying? He hits me every day, and I still act like a dog for him?
Haven't you heard? Hitting is affection and scolding is love.
Why doesn't he go hit someone else?
The bathtub spa, the Earth Spirit Python sashimi, and stepping forward when we were about to be caught by the capture team—aren't those all signs of his love for me?
Could I not know whether my master treats me well or not?
The onlookers gradually dispersed, but two people remained.
Jiang Nannan looked at the two people in surprise.
"Tang Ya... who is this?"
Tang Ya patted her chest.
"This is Beibei, whom I told you about, the Head Disciple of the Tang Sect!"
"Student Xu Nian'an, I have considered it; I will give you the status of Honorary Elder of the Tang Sect. The Tang Sect needs you now. Don't worry, Nan Nan will also be in the Tang Sect."
Hearing this, Xu Nian'an glanced at Jiang Nannan, then swept his gaze over Tang Ya.
"It's indeed quite good."
"Alright, I agree."
【Ding, congratulations to the host. Because you joined the Tang Sect, the goddess Tang Ya feels that the revival of the Tang Sect is just around the corner, favorability +10!】
【Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Tang Sect's Chaos Cloak Hammer Technique!】
【Ding, congratulations to the host. Because you joined the Tang Sect, the goddess Tang Ya feels that the revival of the Tang Sect is just around the corner, favorability +10!】
【Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a fully automatic Level 1 Soul Guidance Device assembly line factory!】
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"Is this... a favorability critical hit?"
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