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Chapter 122: The Water Goddess Doesn't Pee

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One must admit, as the Water Goddess, Aqua is truly peerless when it comes to cleansing the world's filth.

As a stream of warm water flow impact swept over, Broly, washed clean of all grime, was like a reincarnated infant, his whole body possessing a crystalline, transparent luster.

Even that filthy tail revealed its original light brown color at this moment, yet it coiled from behind his buttocks, covering the vital area.

"Bathing Master Marianne, could you please go out first? Your presence here makes me feel embarrassed."

Broly spoke these words with a calm complexion, but not a trace of embarrassment could be seen on him.

Such was the fact; he merely subconsciously felt he should not bare his body before a strange woman other than his wife.

"Ah, I'll go out right now."

Bathing Master Marianne reacted belatedly; realizing she had been staring too directly at the boy's flexible tail down there, she hurriedly ran outside, leaving only Aqua and Broly in the bathroom.

"Broly, how about it? Your whole body has been washed clean, right?"

Broly originally wanted to say there was still one place unwashed, but seeing Aqua's look of wanting to obtain praise, he swallowed the words back down.

"Mhm, Aqua, you're the most powerful!"

"That's right, that's right. I'm the Water Goddess; whether it's physical grime or magical curses, none can stop my powerful purification power. (Although the technique used just now was scrubbing.)"

Praised, Aqua was smug; Broly strongly suspected that if she had a tail on her butt, it would be sticking up right now.

"Eh?"

Thinking thus, Broly's gaze turned to Aqua's butt; upon discovering light shining there, he was somewhat surprised.

"What is that?"

He asked.

"Hm?"

Aqua looked along where Broly was pointing, and again revealed a smug expression.

"This is for preventing exposure; by creating multi-layer refracted water films to refract light, thereby achieving an opaque effect.

I call this refracted light 'Holy Light'; it's a self-created trick that lets me not wear binding underwear!

You don't know; wearing underwear before was troublesome to death. Even though I'm the Water Goddess, there's absolutely no saying my underwear would get dirty, but after wearing for a while, there's always the impulse to change underwear, and changing underwear means washing underwear……"

Aqua talked at length, narrating the creative motivation for this Water Flow Holy Light Technique of hers, and that the inspiration source came from the holy light in mortal realm anime.

"After creating this move, I don't have to wash underwear anymore, because I fundamentally don't wear underwear. The feeling of not wearing underwear was a bit chilly at first, but after getting used to it, it feels extremely great.

Especially that barely-covered state, making some male dead souls turn into peeping toms, while I pretend to spread my legs, and when they think they're about to feast their eyes, I flash Holy Light to blind their eyes.

Thinking now of those lewd fellows' awkward appearance when blinded, just makes me want to laugh, Cry Cry, no good, I'm about to laugh until I pee!"

Broly: "……"

He didn't understand where the funny point was.

"Also, worth mentioning: my pee is clear water with purification effect."

Aqua straightened her waist after laughing and said.

"Eh, really?!"

Hearing this, Broly was only now surprised; this is a divine skill.

"Of course, I'm the Water Goddess!"

"Then can I learn this move?!"

"Hm?"

This time it was Aqua's turn to be a bit dazed.

"Why do you want to learn this move? Don't tell me you want to drink pee?"

Broly had no embarrassment, directly nodding to admit it. "The place I used to live had no water."

Hearing this, Aqua thought of the situation of a waterless place, and suddenly felt some pity for this kid.

"It's fine, Broly. From now on, I'll watch over you, letting you never have to worry about water again!"

Broly was suddenly hugged by Aqua; this goddess with somewhat low intelligence is still very beautiful when serious, her body also very soft and warm.

"So, can I or can I not learn the pee-water move from you?"

But Broly didn't care about that; he only wanted the most efficient ability to achieve infinite water resource cycle, and muffledly pursued the question in Aqua's plump chest.

"This move can't be learned. My ability to purify pee into water is the body's innate purification function; simply put, it's my passive ability as the Water Goddess. But you're not a goddess, and the world could never have two Water Goddesses, so you can't learn it."

Aqua explained.

"Is that so……"

Broly was somewhat disappointed.

"However, if it's just purifying sewage into clear water, I can teach you this purification magic."

"Really?!"

"Of course, Broly, watch closely: Water Purification!"

Aqua spoke, and cast Water Body Purification Magic at the foamy sewage on the ground.

Only to see the magic's light flash once, and the sewage turned into clear water flow.

"Alright, you've watched once. With the Adventurer characteristic of being able to learn all job skills, as long as you wait for level-up and obtain skill points, you can directly use skill points to learn the magic 【Water Purification】."

"Incidentally, I slightly modified this magic, increasing the water body's purification effect, able to purify water to the degree of pure water drinkable directly.

And if you keep drinking pure water, you'll have to pay a bit of attention to your dietary habits.

After all, the water contains some trace elements needed by Renwulei."

Aqua thought of something and gave another reminder.

"Mhm, got it. Thank you, Aqua."

Broly didn't know what trace elements are, but he was still very grateful to Aqua.

Next, it was Aqua's own turn to bathe.

Although she is the Water Goddess, she cannot guarantee the cleanliness of her own body's surface.

Broly watched from the side and proposed helping scrub her back.

To this, Aqua directly agreed.

After Aqua agreed, Broly took a towel and started scrubbing her from behind.

"Hey, this technique of yours, you learned it from me, right? Didn't expect that in just the short time it takes to scrub a back, you'd learn so much of my technique for purifying the human body's filth!"

Aqua was somewhat surprised.

"Come on, continue, let me see just what all you've learned from me!"

"Oh!"

The towel danced in the Saiyan child's hands, shampoo slicing through the air and spraying out time and again.

The atmosphere in the bathroom, unknowingly, ignited.

It turned into a situation of a veteran scrubber examining a scrubber apprentice.

(Chapter End)

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