Chapter 142: This Is My Wallet

Eris's reaction was beyond Darkness's expectations, but thinking that she herself had also been a friendless person like the other party before, she couldn't help but feel a sense of shared suffering.

"Don't be like this, you just want to make friends, right? I can be friends with you, as long as you don't go around stealing things randomly."

Darkness spoke these words of persuasion, and when she wasn't having an episode, she still had quite the knightly air about her.

"Things, clearly shouldn't be like this."

Eris looked at her own believer with a sense of powerlessness; clearly she had come to help the friendless Darkness, but ended up being broken down and pitied by the friendless Darkness instead, and Darkness was even preparing to make friends with her, a friendless goddess, under this very pity.

"The script, it's completely different from what I imagined!"

"Script?"

Darkness thought for a moment, and a light bulb seemed to light up above her head.

"Here, for you."

"What?"

Darkness handed over a bag, and Eris subconsciously took it and asked.

"It's my wallet, didn't you already steal it once this morning?"

"But why do you suddenly want to give me your wallet?"

Eris hadn't quite reacted yet, when she heard Darkness explain: "Isn't this the way to make friends you need? Let's just pretend the thing where you were caught by me this morning never happened, and do it over again; you can come bet with me."

Eris: "..."

"Rest assured, this time I definitely won't be able to catch you, and then, I'll have no choice but to be friends with you."

Darkness continued.

"Hey, can you not do this? You're making me feel even more pathetic."

Eris stopped her.

"Darkness, what are you doing, why are you giving your wallet to someone else, is this bastard extorting you?"

At this time, Aqua, who had already finished settling the quest, walked over with Broly, and upon seeing the thief girl holding Darkness's wallet, she couldn't help but reconstruct through daydreams some things that fundamentally never happened, asking this with her mouth while her hands had already made the corresponding motion of clenching a fist, looking at Eris with a hostile face.

"Where are you from, this guy? Don't you know Darkness is someone my Aqua covers? Daring to bully her is looking down on me, believe it or not I'll beat you up?"

Aqua spoke with a full load of rogue attitude.

"Ah, this..."

The person questioning her before her eyes bore a striking resemblance to her former goddess senior, causing Eris to subconsciously want to explain the current situation, but Aqua simply didn't give her the chance to explain.

Grabbing her by the collar, she continued in a villain's tone: "You white-haired flat-chested woman, I'm telling you, if this matter doesn't have ten or so hundred thousand Eris, it's fundamentally impossible to settle."

Eris: "..."

This tone, this posture, reminded her of the vicious extortion scam by Axis Cult believers she encountered in the Spring City Arcanretia when she had just descended.

And the other party had perfectly replicated the senior's image, even changing their self-proclaimed name to the senior's name; obviously they were undoubtedly the senior's fanatic.

Ah, why is she, this Goddess of Luck, so unlucky, to encounter Axis Cult believers' extortion scam in Axel, which is fundamentally not the Axis Cult headquarters.

No, it should be said: why would her own devout believer know and seem to have a pretty good relationship with Axis Cult believers who hate her and Eris Cult believers.

Feeling some doubt, Eris cast her gaze toward Darkness, and Darkness hurriedly explained: "It's not like that, she didn't extort me, this money was given voluntarily by me."

"Hah, what nonsense is this masochist woman spouting, did the masochist attribute suddenly act up, making her treat being extorted of money by others as a reward to herself?"

Aqua rudely retorted, then continued: "Don't forget your identity, you are my disciple's future wife, your money from now on all belongs to my family's disciple."

"Aqua, where did you come from, you evil mother-in-law?!"

Darkness retorted back too, but judging by the look of it, she wasn't very resistant, seemingly quite looking forward to the scene of being managed by this future 'evil mother-in-law' Aqua.

However, there was still a friendless thief lady here, and Darkness's knight spirit still made her explain things clearly.

"What kind of bizarre way to make friends is this? The guy who would think of this way to make friends definitely has a brain problem, right!"

After hearing it, Aqua directly spoke her mind, and while saying this, she didn't notice the white-haired girl beside her, her face darkening at a speed visible to the naked eye.

No matter who in this world says it, it's fine, but Eris alone doesn't want to be told this by Axis Cult people who have brain problems! "Also, the guy who would acknowledge this way to make friends and actively give their wallet to someone else definitely has something wrong with their head too, yare yare, the Eris Cult really raises nothing but idiots, this really is helpless!"

Aqua made a helpless expression. "Hey, Aqua, you can insult me, but I won't allow you to insult my faith."

Darkness is a masochist, but when it concerns the honor and disgrace of her faith sect, she must stand out.

"Otherwise..."

"Otherwise what will you do, you Crusader whose sword skills are rotten to the core, I'm afraid even if I stand still, you'll be able to pull off an empty swing."

Aqua has a knack for pissing people off; she absolutely won't allow a mere disciple's wife to challenge her status as the master mother-in-law.

Clearly the final relationship hasn't been confirmed yet, but a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law war seems about to unfold here, the atmosphere between Aqua and Darkness became sword-drawn and bow-bent.

Eris listened from the side, and more or less understood the content of Aqua's words; although she hadn't heard Darkness mention this in prayers before, if this girl's disciple really is her own believer's fiancé, then she must do something about it.

She is the Goddess of Luck, this descent was to bring luck to her own believer, not misfortune; if because of her, it led to misfortune in Darkness's future marriage, then Eris would feel guilty for a lifetime.

"You two don't be like this, this is all..."

The rest of the words hadn't had time to be spoken, when Eris, who was preparing to persuade the two, had a new wallet placed in her hand.

"Eh?"

Eris turned her head in some doubt, and saw the boy beside her, only two-thirds her height, floating in mid-air looking seriously at her and saying: "This is my wallet, I also want to make friends with you."

The moment Broly said this, the first one who couldn't hold it together was Aqua; this Water Goddess turned her head, looked at her own disciple and said with puffed-up cheeks: "Broly, can you not choose this time to wreck my stage!"

Clearly this was her important moment to establish her own prestige as the future master mother-in-law, but it was precisely wrecked by her own disciple.

Aqua felt a bit sour in her heart; sure enough, once he has a wife, he forgets this master adult.

The more Aqua thought, the more wronged she felt, and she quickly showed the appearance of a victim, looking at Broly with resentful eyes, as if saying: You heartless little thing! However, Aqua soon saw Broly point at the white-haired girl on the other side and say: "But, Aqua Master, this person is also a wife I want."

"Wife wife, Broly you only know wife now, you don't care about this master..."

【Master】 hadn't been spoken yet, when Aqua reacted.

"Wait, what did you just say?"

She asked her own disciple.

"I'm saying, she's also the wife I want to find."

Broly repeated it once more.

"Huh? Ah!"

After a round of thinking, Aqua realized the meaning in Broly's words and let out an exclamation.

She looked up, sucked in a mouthful of cold air, and suddenly realized that her own disciple actually wanted to find not just one wife.

"Eh?!"

Two sounds of surprise and doubt also rang out from the side, one from Darkness, one from Eris.

Among them, Darkness was somewhat surprised, mixed with a thread of surprise and expectation that her head was about to be planted with grass.

As for Eris, she was somewhat frightened.

However, to prevent having misheard herself, she still cautiously asked once more: "Little friend, what did you just say, you want me to be your wife?"

"No."

"That's what I'm saying."

"It's make friends first, wait until we become best friends, then I'll invite you to become my wife."

Broly corrected, saying this process sequence is very important.

Without enough Happiness Value, inviting someone to become a wife, the success rate is not high.

Even if able to succeed, it would also waste a large amount of opportunities to obtain Happiness Points.

Eris: "..."

Good grief, this incarnated goddess has been targeted, and the one targeting her is actually a child!

(Chapter End)