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Chapter 262

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Paragus only asked about his son's experiences in the other world this time after things returned to normal.

"Broly, how was the harvest this time? Did you encounter any danger?"

"The harvest was relatively small this time, no danger encountered, but I did meet a god who was relatively good at fighting."

"A god who's good at fighting?"

"He's called Artosh..."

Broly recounted his battle with Artosh; upon hearing that the other party could actually fight his son and even grew stronger the more they fought, cold sweat broke out on Paragus's forehead.

And when he heard that his son had still defeated the opponent in the end, this old father finally exhaled, his complexion relaxing.

"Broly, your strength is growing ever greater, but next time still don't be overconfident; when you encounter an enemy with growth potential, just solve them directly. That kind of thing where you let the enemy slowly increase their power is simply..."

Paragus originally wanted to say 'foolish behavior', but thinking this might get him beaten again, he hurriedly changed it to 'unwise behavior'.

Broly didn't speak, just listened silently at the side; he could feel the old father's concern for him.

However, after the other party finished his long-winded admonishments about Saiyans not being wasteful, Broly still spoke up to defend himself.

"I wasn't overconfident; fighting him to the end, I only used half my strength."

Paragus wanted to lecture a bit more, but touched his swollen right cheek and let it go.

Afterwards, learning that Broly had also found a Divine Spirit Race wife, Paragus was very happy: "Is she also as strong as that War God?"

Broly thought of his chess games with Fanlou, shook his head, and replied: "She's not strong; I often beat her head-on."

"Ah, the wife you found can fight? Doing it like this, can they still have happiness?"

Paragus frowned and asked.

"You don't understand this; some wives, the more I fight them, the happier they get."

Broly was referring to wives like Esdeath, Darkness, and Jibril.

"Right."

Following that, Broly thought of something and asked along the way: "Can we Saiyans only have one wife?"

"Uh, the vast majority of Saiyans only have one wife, but there's no saying that we Saiyans can only have one wife."

Paragus had been a wild man on Wanpa Star for many years, making his memories of the time on Planet Vegeta somewhat blurry; he needed to recall a bit before giving an answer.

In fact, Saiyans are not passionate about family; beauty rarely attracts male Saiyans, especially Combatant-type Saiyans. If not for the need to reproduce excellent offspring, they might not actively seek so-called partners at all.

As for things like accumulating desire, those don't exist; Saiyans vent their accumulated desire on fighting enemies. Slaughter with enemies is far more interesting than interaction with female Saiyans.

But for some reason, now thinking of that wife who bore him a son, Paragus suddenly felt some longing.

"In short, however many wives you find is fine."

Broly nodded, noting this down.

In the future, if anyone asks again whether he can find multiple wives, he'll be able to directly give an affirmative answer.

Next came the matter of running around everywhere to maintain that world's peace.

Paragus found it a bit strange; Saiyans are generally the existences that bring suffering and war to peaceful planets.

However, thinking of his time as a Conqueror under the Kurad Legion, Paragus said: "You did a good job with this. We Saiyans are the existences that bring peace and hope to those in need."

Conquering other people's planets and selling them at high prices to those needing habitable planets — that was the Saiyans' original work.

Although they destroyed others, didn't they also achieve those who bought the planets? Now he and his son have no paying Employer, but the wives who give his son food — aren't they new Employers? "If for your wives' happy lives in the other world, destroying some terrible civilizations and unhappy inherent orders on other world planets, those are all feasible things, because this is exactly what we Saiyans would do, the work we do."

Broly nodded, also feeling that ending the war in the previous world wasn't wrong, although during the process some individuals unwilling to contribute to peace were solved by him.

"Right, this time I didn't expand a new Personal Space."

Broly said again.

"Ah, why?"

Paragus asked.

"This time I went over, I actually only had five days of Stay Duration. It was the concept gifted to me by Him after defeating the War God that extended my Stay Duration in that world. In this process, I discovered the drawbacks of short Stay Duration."

"What drawbacks?"

"No time to raise the found wives' Happiness Values."

The shorter the Stay Duration, the more limited the increase in wives' Happiness Values.

But conversely, the longer the Stay Duration, the more Happiness Values.

Based on his son's Stay Duration and Happiness Value acquisition each time he transmigrated to another world, Paragus drew a Curve Graph on the ground.

Discovering this is a curve that rises slowly at first, then rapidly increases, and after reaching a certain value, becomes flatly rising again.

"So, you're keeping Happiness Points planning to?"

"I plan to use them to expand the Crystal Palace's Spacetime Energy Slots."

Expanding Spacetime Energy Slots is similar to expanding Personal Space; each Grid expanded costs a Fixed Cost of ten thousand Happiness Points.

After expansion, each transmigration still only needs 5 Grids of Spacetime Energy, but surplus Grids can be Transformed into more Stay Duration.

Or they can also be Stored; if there are still five Grids, after completing one transmigration, a new transmigration can be conducted Immediately.

This will make transmigration Flexible, no longer regretting finding a wife but being unable to Dig more Happiness Values from her due to little Stay Duration.

"Broly, you've grown; you're starting to look at problems with a long-term perspective."

Paragus was moved and recognized his son's direction for using Happiness Points.

After eating a meal with his old father, Broly went out for Mobile Charging.

During the charging process, he suddenly heard a bell sound coming from within his Consciousness.

【Little Roli's most beloved Master-sama has initiated Cross-World Communication with you.】

Broly was somewhat confused; clicking the other party's avatar to look, he discovered the one sending the Cross-World Communication was Aqua Master.

"Hey, Aqua Master, long time no see, what's up?"

"Can't I look for you even if there's nothing wrong?"

Aqua Master's tone sounded aggressive, but within that aggressive tone, there seemed to be a hint of a crying voice.

"No, it's not that, it's just that Cross-World Communication is very expensive."

"Slurp~"

Sounded like she was slurping snot over there.

"You're right, then let's cut the chatter. Broly, did a bad woman named Flower Crown Consort cuckold you?"

"Eh, Flower Crown Consort, you mean Sink Nirvalen?"

"That's right, that bastard."

"What happened?"

Broly was confused, completely unable to understand what exactly had happened between two people from different worlds. "She actually said she's the woman you love most, and told me to hand over the Chat Room Group Leader position to her, wuwuwu, I've never suffered this kind of grievance!"

Aqua cried and complained accusingly over there.

Broly: "..."

If he remembered correctly, Aqua Master had suffered quite a lot of grievances, and most of them were self-inflicted.

So, while Aqua was rambling on and tattling over there, Broly also hurriedly opened the Cross-World Chat Group, only to discover it was already very lively inside.

After Jibril, Corone, Fanlou, and Sink Nirvalen joined...

At the beginning, the chat was still fairly normal. Aqua, who called herself Group Leader, expressed welcome to the few of them.

Everyone was still fairly polite, but later, things went wrong. Aqua Master was rather bossy, demanding the newly joined few come over to pay respects.

Simply put, it was to say a few nice words, call her Master, say things like she was Broly's most most most favorite master, wife, that sort of thing, which drew the displeasure of a certain petty Flower Crown Consort.

As a newly become wife, Sink Nirvalen, who had obtained quite a lot of Happiness Points on Broly's side, immediately confronted the self-proclaimed Group Leader Aqua head-on, speaking without any scruples in the Cross-World Chat Room where speaking required spending Happiness Points.

The conflict between the two escalated from small to large, and the dialogue content also went from trivial disputes about age and seniority to gradually bolder statements.

Things like scrubbing backs in the bath, sleeping together, that was Aqua who said it.

And doing the most intimate things, that was Sink Nirvalen who said it.

Aqua directly broke down, and the other wives watching also broke down along with her.

It's just that most of them didn't have surplus Happiness Points, so they could only send a single question mark plus exclamation mark to express their shock.

Upon asking Broly and getting no response (Broly wasn't watching the Chat Room at all times), to verify, some people incited Aqua, who had the most Happiness Points, to ask Broly about the specific situation.

"Aqua Master, don't cry. This Chat Group of ours didn't originally have a Group Leader thing, did it?"

Broly saw Sink Nirvalen's statement 【Someone like you, might as well hand the Group Leader to me】, and comforted Aqua on that side with a sentence.

"But, but, you have so many wives, there has to be someone to manage the Crystal Palace for you, right?!"

Aqua persisted relentlessly, but Broly found it somewhat hard to understand what significance this nominal Crystal Palace manager had.

After all, even in the same world, Aqua Master had a bit of trouble managing Darkness and the others, let alone cross-world management of other people.

"Aqua Master, don't worry. As my most favorite Master, this status of yours is unshakeable."

Fortunately, Aqua was easy to coax. After Broly seriously said this, her tantrum-throwing noise in the other world gradually quieted down.

"Really?"

"Really."

"Truer than Pearl?"

"Mhm."

After confirming, Aqua then continued: "Yunyun and them had me ask you, did that Flower Crown Consort really cuckold you?"

"Cuckold?"

Broly was somewhat confused.

"It means doing very intimate things, zero-distance contact, the kind where a foreign object enters the body."

Aqua said.

"Enter the body?"

Broly thought for a moment, and actually thought of the matter of Sink Nirvalen feeding him fruit with her mouth, so he indicated it did happen.

"But, what's the problem with that?"

Broly was somewhat confused.

"Ah, you still ask what's the problem, I haven't even done that kind of thing with you!"

"Does Aqua Master also want to do that kind of thing with me?"

"That's not what I mean, it's just that your age is still too young, this kind of thing shouldn't be done."

Aqua on that side hurriedly said.

"What shouldn't be done, it should be done, but it should be us who do it first!"

KonoSuba World, in the Annex, Megumin rudely slapped Aqua's back once. When not face-to-face, her statements were very bold.

Of course, part of it was also because she was provoked by today's newcomer, by that kind of statement about having done everything with Broly.

Clearly a later arrival, on what grounds does she spout nonsense in front of us seniors? Newcomers should respect seniors, serve as ox and horse, act as echo bugs for seniors, that's how it should be.

This is a person with no self-awareness and double standards, completely failing to realize that her past self as a newcomer was also unconvinced by seniors from the same world.

【114】 "Anyway, Broly, you remember: when a boy transmigrates to another world, he must protect himself well. Before growing up, he absolutely must not let other bad women do bad things to him again."

"Anyway, Broly, remember this: when a boy transmigrates to another world, he must protect himself well, and before he grows up, he absolutely must not let any other bad women do bad things to him again."

Cross-World Communication consumes 1000 Happiness Points per minute, paid by the initiator. Although Aqua possessed quite a lot of Happiness Points, she couldn't withstand this kind of consumption either.

Upon learning Broly wasn't hard (Broly understood it as fist hard), she breathed a sigh of relief, admonished her disciple not to let other guys do zero-distance contact things to himself in the future, then hastily hung up this Cross-World Communication.

Broly: "..."

Although he didn't understand what bad thing zero-distance contact was, he still noted it down.

After all, just because of this kind of thing, so many people spoke up in the Chat Room.

That's a lot of Happiness Points; if exchanged for food, it'd be enough to eat for a not short time.

Little Roli's Most Beloved Master: 【Alright, everyone, I've already talked with Little Roli, he's agreed to protect himself properly, and won't let bastards like Flower Crown Consort take advantage of his dazed state again.】

Lacking Happiness Points to Buy Demon's Extract: 【Aqua, good job!】

【I've spent this many Happiness Points, all for everyone's happiness, and you're unexpectedly unwilling to address me as Master?】

Third-Year University Student: 【Aqua Master is mighty; boys like Broly must protect themselves properly, yet that guy Flower Crown Consort actually made a move on a minor; if it were on This Side, I'd definitely call the police and have the cops arrest that pervert copper/statutory rape accusation pervert woman and imprison her in prison!】

Sink Nirvalen: 「……」

Although she didn't know what a police is, she could still understand the words pervert copper/statutory rape accusation pervert woman.

Flower Crown Consort Who Embodies Both Beauty and Wisdom: 【The most intimate thing I've done, haven't you all done it? Then that means I took his first time, how nice! (Kiss)】

Tohsaka Family Genius Girl: 【Pah, shameless bad woman!】

……

Watching the chat room still in the midst of spraying at each other, Broly only felt his sins were deep.

Actually causing so many people to waste so many Happiness Points.

【From now on, I definitely must protect myself properly, and can't let others do zero distance contact things to me.】

Thinking like this, Broly closed the Cross-World Chat Room.

Out of sight, out of mind, he began Mobile Charging.

(Chapter End)

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