Chapter 364

"Ah, Aqua-senpai, are you planning to kidnap other goddesses or angels to be Broly's wives?"

Eris looked at Aqua with some shock.

"What do you mean kidnap? I'm just preparing to go to Heaven and rally the goddesses and angels under me for a Lower World team-building activity.

At most, I'll drag Broly along during the team-building, so this kid can have some friendly exchanges and matchmaking with any goddess or angel that catches his eye!"

Aqua waved her hand and said.

"But not every goddess and angel would be interested in the Lower World."

The goddesses and angels of Heaven are all relatively pure-hearted and few in desires, with low worldly desires.

"As the saying goes, sharpening the axe doesn't delay the woodcutting; gods who don't understand mortals, how can they do a good job guiding dead souls? So this counts as a holiday training session, the training topic being understanding mortals."

Aqua pointed at Broly.

"And he is the subject they need to understand; anyone who doesn't come gets their attendance points deducted."

"Ah, Aqua-senpai, isn't this just abusing your power for personal gain?"

"Smack~"

Aqua slapped the table and righteously declared: "What do you mean abusing power for personal gain? This should be called the Main God's cultivation of lower gods and angels.

Those guys should harbor grateful hearts and actively respond to my holiday team-building call.

Speaking of which, the fact that you all have a six-days-on-one-off holiday is all thanks to me and Broly. I actively communicated with the Chief God, so the wish Broly originally made could be extended to other goddesses.

And they should all be grateful to my disciple, thanking this child for letting them also have a weekend holiday life!"

"Wah~"

Eris couldn't refute; back then the boy's wish only spread to Aqua and the angel ranks, but it was Aqua who argued forcefully that let everyone have holidays.

Naturally, Aqua also thereby gained the favor of many goddesses, and in the last election vote, successfully promoted to become the Main God managing the Earth world.

Completely rid of the daily work of receiving dead souls for transmigration, she became a management position that allocates tasks quarterly to other goddesses managing Earth regions.

And a Main God in charge of a wealthy world, even in Heaven, belongs to the high-ranking and powerful roles.

Wanting to abuse power a little, it's really not something other goddesses or angels can refuse; moreover, Aqua's tricky maneuvers are many.

A Lower World team-building reason of understanding mortals can completely shut the mouths of all goddesses or angels; even if the Heavenly Lord, the Chief God, knew, he'd probably clap and praise Aqua as a diligent, mortal-considerate, excellent Main God.

What is a Heavenly elite? This is a Heavenly elite. Meeting Broly made Aqua's divine career even smoother.

"Why do I feel Heaven has a lot of dark sides too?"

Listening to Aqua's team-building plan, Megumin dragged her dead fish eyes and started retorting.

"Mhm mhm~"

Darkness and Wiz nodded in unison on the side; only Yunyun went to the kitchen to add rice for Broly, otherwise she'd also be one of the nodding members.

"Hah, what nonsense are you spouting? Where's the darkness here? Isn't this just normal workplace style?"

Aqua heard and looked somewhat disdainfully at the group outside the Heavenly system.

"Eris-sama, is Heaven's workplace like this?"

Darkness asked her own Goddess of Luck.

"Uh, it's not like that; this is just Aqua-senpai's personal style being rather special."

Heaven's goddesses are mostly embodiments of compassion; a goddess like Aqua is indeed rare.

It feels like a pack of Golden Retrievers with a Husky mixed in, and the Husky became the leader.

However, Aqua's workplace style is rough, but in terms of efficiency executing Heavenly instructions, she is indeed a top-tier existence in Heaven.

This is also why she could reach the Water Goddess position before meeting Broly — powerful execution efficiency, though a bit pitfall-prone.

Of course, this problem, because of her promotion and no longer needing to micromanage things below, has been well supplemented by other conscientious goddesses and angels.

Thinking carefully, back at the Heaven Academy, when I was dragged by Aqua-senpai to be a goddess assistant (workhorse), was I also once an important member supplementing Aqua's shortcomings?

Hmm, this is better not delved into; because if I delve, it might make my past academy grades — which suffered because I was too busy with Aqua-senpai's assigned tasks — and my subsequent assignment to this world as a management goddess feel even worse.

"Fine."

Broly didn't refuse his own goddess master's good intentions to abuse power for a Heavenly team-building activity to search for a possible goddess or angel wife for himself.

After eating and drinking their fill, and helping Yunyun wash the bowls, it came to the part where everyone bathes and soaks together; except Eris who was too embarrassed to join, the others very naturally took off their clothes in the changing room in front of the bathroom.

Hmm, Aqua Master and Teacher Wiz's figures haven't changed much.

But this is normal too.

A Lich Undead counts as a corpse.

A Heavenly Goddess's lifespan might be even longer than some worlds.

In contrast, Yunyun who has entered her growth period has some obvious changes on her body — larger and rounder too; she's a good childbearing, easy-delivery type of wife.

However, Broly only glanced for a moment before running to Megumin's side, carefully observing her.

"What are you doing?!"

Although everything that should've been seen was seen long ago, and she'd even been scrubbed by the boy, being stared at by Broly like this still made Megumin feel awkward, and she couldn't help glaring back.

"Megumin, you lied to me!"

Broly said.

"Ah, what did I lie to you about?"

The genius Red Demon Clan girl looked at the boy with some confusion.

"You said before that you were also the type who suddenly grows at a certain age, but you're not at all, because I discovered you've grown."

Broly accused.

"Eh, where? Where did I grow?!"

Hearing this, Megumin felt some surprised delight and hurriedly asked.

"You grew hair down there."

Broly pointed out the places that had grown and spoke.

"Broly, do you want to die?!"

Megumin angrily kicked the boy once; she would rather nothing grow there at all.

【Damn it, I really envy Aqua and Wiz……】

Because those two's bodies are both comparatively clean and smooth.

"I'm speaking seriously with you about this matter; someone else gave me a notebook of knowledge on this subject, and things here are clearly a bit messy — they need to be properly groomed."

Megumin's face was completely red; she thought for a moment, but did not refuse.

Outside, Eris was spacing out.

But right before her eyes, a figure suddenly ran past.

"Eh?!"

Broly took the scissors and went back into the bathroom, leaving only the Goddess of Luck in the living room covering her red face, her fingers spread rather wide.

"Snip, snip~"

Broly moonlighted as a gardener, but he didn't just provide trimming service to Megumin — he serviced Darkness and Yunyun as well.

"Eh, it's really even."

"Yeah, and this length is just right too — it won't feel prickly."

Darkness and Yunyun, who also kept up with grooming, both gave good reviews of Broly's trimming craftsmanship.

"Is it really that good?"

Megumin was somewhat doubtful.

"You, who doesn't groom yourself, have no right to question — too short a length will be prickly and scratchy, and it'll make what regrows come in thicker and harder, but this is just right." Darkness said.

"Mm, it's still soft to the touch, and it's not overlong either, so no health-related problems will appear."

Yunyun chimed in agreement.

"Ah, mortals sure have it good — they can even enjoy this kind of trimming service. Unlike me, my body itself has a purification effect, so there's fundamentally no need for this at all."

Aqua spoke words that sounded envious but were actually a bit showing off.

Megumin puffed her cheeks, turned her head, and asked the Lich lady who didn't dare get too close to Aqua: "Wiz, you won't have this hair-growing problem, right?"

"I'm a Lich — my body's development stopped long ago. And even if it hadn't, I was originally a white tiger."

Wiz answered.

"Damn hairless faction~"

Megumin was somewhat resentful; Yunyun was somewhat envious.

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"Dense hair helps preserve body scent."

It was Darkness who, looking at Aqua and Wiz's gazes, felt some pity for them.

Aqua and Wiz: "……"

"What kind of perverted fetish remark is that — if Broly grows hair in the future, are you going to lean in and take a good sniff?"

Aqua interrogated.

"Hah, how could that be — I definitely wouldn't like smelling something that's excessively sweaty from exercise, then left unwashed for days, possessing a heavy fishy stench!"

Darkness loudly retorted, but judging by her flushed face and the degree of her heavy breathing, this is probably her delusion and true desire.

Too bad, she forgot Broly is a rather simple-minded kid — he actually remembered her words and took them to heart, deciding inwardly that if he grows hair in the future, he must promptly eliminate it.

"Right, everyone, I newly learned a set of finger techniques that can bring your bodies immense pleasure — who wants to experience it?"

Broly asked.

"Finger techniques?"

"Pleasure?"

The girls looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Broly, were you taught some improper things by those guys from the previous two worlds?"

Aqua asked somewhat nervously.

"No, they're all proper techniques."

Broly denied it; he felt what he learned was all quite useful.

"Whose proper finger techniques can bring us pleasure?"

Megumin didn't believe it at all, and considered the boy's finger techniques absolutely improper.

"Then let me try!"

Darkness said.

"No no no, for this kind of finger technique, I should be the one to try first!"

Darkness couldn't win against Aqua, so she let Aqua go first.

"Come on, Broly, let me see what improper things those guys from the previous two worlds taught you."

Aqua lay spread-eagled on the scrubbing bed.

"I said, it's proper stuff."

Broly corrected again, then ignored his own Goddess Master Shen Qi Fu Da Ren's overly explicit lying posture; his fingertips moved, dancing across various acupoints.

"Just this?"

The poked Aqua was stunned — the development seemed different from what she imagined; her own disciple really used a perfectly proper acupoint-pressing technique, and one could even see it combined the scrubbing techniques she herself had taught him.

"It's not just this — wait until after I finish pressing, the sensation will fully burst forth."

Broly nodded seriously.

The flow of Qi and Blood within Aqua's body was somewhat different from that of a normal person.

However, he had already mastered the principle of the Bliss Finger, so when some changes appeared, he was now able to adapt on the fly.

"Hah, this isn't even as good as my scrubbing craftsmanship!"

Aqua looked down somewhat disdainfully at what someone else taught her Disciple; this finger technique was really too proper, not letting her feel the slightest bit of excitement.

But slowly, as Broly continuously adjusted the acupoints he pressed while sensing the Qi and Blood of her body, Aqua also gradually began to have some feeling.

"Heh, it's just a smattering of skill~"

Aqua was still that arrogant.

But not long after, once Broly finished up the Bliss Finger.

"Bang~"

A sudden booming sound rang out in the Bathroom.

"Ah, I'm going to be purified~"

The appearance of a large amount of high-concentration Purification-Grade Holy Water caused Wiz's body in the bath to turn faint.

"Ah, Miss Wiz isn't going to make it!"

Yunyun exclaimed.

"Aqua isn't going to make it either."

Megumin complained, running to the Water Outlet with a face full of dislike to rinse her face.

"Ah, she's come back to life!"

Broly, with quick eyes and fast hands, jumped to the Lich Miss's side, hugged her out of the bath that had turned into a purification pool, then transformed his own Qi into pure Life Energy and injected it into the illusory body in his arms, only then did she pant heavily and recover.

And this sudden change also made Broly realize the danger of the Bliss Finger; at the very least, it couldn't be used lightly on Aqua Master.

However, using it on others was still fine.

In the Living Room, Eris watched the boy come out carrying the Lich Miss, who was wrapped in a towel and somewhat weak.

After Broly explained the situation that occurred in the Bathroom to her, he had Eris help take care of Wiz.

"Ah, you this……"

Not even waiting for the Goddess of Luck to refuse, Broly ran back into the Bathroom again.

Half an hour later, Aqua came out cursing and grumbling.

Mere Megumin, a bastard who only pollutes water bodies, unexpectedly even disliked her.

Damn it, even if drunk directly, she is the most Advanced Rank pure water.

"Eh, Eris, what's wrong with you, your face is actually this red?"

Aqua looked somewhat strangely at the Goddess of Luck on the Sofa with a strange expression and asked.

Eris: "……"

How could she know that this family's getting along would actually be this exciting, even the commotion made in the Bathroom nearly cost a life, oh no, should be a Lich life.

If she agreed to become a wife tonight and joined in, would she also be like Aqua Senpai, made to act exaggeratedly by the boy's special finger technique? Just now, just by listening to Broly, who carried the Lich Miss out, give a simple summary of the general situation in the Bathroom, she felt fear.

Of course, from the Happiness Value that never decreased much, it can be affirmed that Eris's curiosity was greater than her fear.

Pity, no one gave her an answer; she could only learn from Darkness and the others' fragmentary words that the boy had mastered a powerful massage finger technique.

(Chapter End)