Chapter 369: Signing the Marriage Contract, Red Demon Village Script Kill Project!

"Ah, Eris, you actually took advantage of me?!"

On the morning of the third day, Broly, who was preparing breakfast together with Yunyun, suddenly heard a scream coming from the room.

A group of people ran over to check the situation, only to discover Aqua in the room clutching a blanket, looking furious at having been taken liberties with, glaring at the somewhat flustered white-haired Goddess.

"No, Senior Aqua, last night you were the one who insisted on hugging me to sleep!"

Eris retorted.

"How is that possible, clearly it was you taking advantage of my drunkenness to attempt impropriety toward me, wuwuwu, my pure body has been ruined by you, I can't marry anyone now, you have to take responsibility for this..."

"Ah, but Senior Aqua, didn't you already agree to become your Disciple's wife?"

Counter-accused by Aqua, Eris stared dumbfounded, and refuted back.

"Hah, how can a promise made to a child be taken seriously? Some adults still promise to return New Year's money to children when they grow up, but how many adults actually returned it?"

Aqua spoke with righteous confidence.

"Okay then, Senior Aqua, how do you want me to take responsibility?"

Eris felt there was no reasoning with Aqua, so she could only resign herself and ask.

"Simple, you ruined my purity, so you have to be responsible to me to the end. From now on, you are my person."

Aqua said immediately, incidentally taking out a Heavenly Contract and handing it over to Eris.

"Ah, are you this serious about it?"

Looking at the Heavenly Contract handed over, Eris was a bit stunned.

"Hah, did you think I was joking with you?"

Aqua gave this guy a sidelong glance, and asked.

"Uh, then let me take a look first..."

"Look at what, do you want to eat up and wipe clean without acknowledging the debt? Hurry up and press your handprint on the contract, otherwise, I'll pull out your padding."

Eris's words were interrupted, Aqua had already pounced over, her hands reaching in from under the hem of her clothes, heading for the white-haired Goddess's chest.

At this time, the room had already gathered some people who ran over hearing the noisy commotion to check the situation. With outsiders present, Eris could only tightly protect the false dignity of her chest's proud swell, her face blushing red as she shouted words of surrender.

"I'll press, I'll press the handprint, okay? Senior Aqua, stop it already!"

Only then did Aqua let go of her.

"Hurry up and press it for me, don't play any tricks, otherwise, I'll go to the Eris Cult and publicize the fact that you're a padding Goddess!"

Aqua crossed her arms, looking down condescendingly at the white-haired Goddess panting by her legs, and said.

"Wu, I got it."

Eris pressed her finger on the Heavenly Contract, her Divine Name emerged on the contract, but the contract establishment light that should have appeared did not light up.

Aqua snatched the contract from Eris's hand, strode over to the Saiyan boy with a complex expression, who had heard Aqua's words just now.

"Broly, Eris has already voluntarily pressed the Marriage Contract. Quick, you press a handprint here too, so this Marriage Contract can be established!"

Saying this, Aqua grabbed Broly's hand, pressing his finger on the other side.

The moment Broly's finger touched the contract, this Marriage Contract from the Heavens lit up with light, directly establishing it.

"Ah, Senior Aqua, you..."

"Hmph hmph hmph, fell for it, right? Now, besides devoting yourself to my Disciple, you can no longer marry any other possible person."

The Heavens do not forbid Goddesses from falling in love; it's just that the vast majority of Goddesses are relatively pure and desireless, and simply won't easily be moved by mortals.

And once this Marriage Contract is signed, it means the only partner Eris can choose from now on is my Disciple alone.

Aqua, for the sake of her own Disciple, racked her brains, using all sorts of insidious and shameless tricks.

"Senior, you're so despicable!"

Crystal tears were spinning in Eris's eye sockets.

"So, Master Aqua, the matter of you agreeing to become my wife, isn't fake, right?"

Broly asked.

"Of course it's not fake. You're my favorite Disciple~"

Wearing last night's dress, Aqua reached out and vigorously rubbed the boy's head, then leaned over to Eris's side to comfort her.

"Things have come to this, you have no choice either. As the saying goes, since life is like... you cannot resist, you might as well lie down and enjoy it properly. Rest assured, as long as you lower your head and submit, from now on, I'll make Broly this child treat you well!"

Aqua, like a scumbag after having his fun, made such a promise. Eris sobbed, seemingly having no choice but to accept.

However, regarding the matter of agreeing to become a wife, Aqua told Eris not to be in such a rush to agree. After all, the exchange ratio between Happiness Value upon joining the Crystal Palace and Happiness Points is 1:100. To maximize benefits and make Broly stay in this world longer, they have to take it slow.

Just like that, in less than three whole days since Broly returned to this world, Aqua earned him a not-so-new New Wife.

Although the means were extremely contemptible, and even Broly felt it was a bit not good, Aqua didn't care, saying things like "One who accomplishes great things should not be bound by trifles" and "Behind every successful man there should be a great wife who supports him with all her might."

"Moreover, Eris this guy's Happiness Value didn't drop much, which just shows she's just shy, not unwilling.

In the future, if you encounter this type of guy, you should display a man's spirit, fiercely push her down, cook the raw rice into cooked rice first, then talk!"

The great wife, the wise Goddess Aqua, waving the Marriage Contract (Indenture) in her hand, was imparting world-shaking wisdom to her own Disciple.

"Broly, you mustn't take Aqua's words as truth. At least wait until there's a certain amount of Goodwill before you attempt this."

Others supplemented from the side: the prerequisite for Aqua's execution of this world-shaking wisdom strategy, Goodwill is the first point, and the second point is personality. If you encounter the type who would rather die than submit, coercion with force will only backfire.

【I see~】

Princess Alice had an excited expression, actually taking notes on the side.

"Princess, you don't need to record this!"

Captain Claire of the Escort Team looked on with a face full of black lines. Her family's little Princess is very cute; no one would refuse her.

After eating breakfast, a group of people prepared to head to the Red Demon Village. Even Wiz was no exception; she wanted to bring the Monster Materials she processed yesterday over there, to have the Red Demon Village's Magic Tool Master forge them into actual items.

"Can I go together?"

Princess Alice asked, she was also somewhat curious about the hometown of her good friends Megumin and Yunyun.

"Of course, but our village doesn't have anything fun."

Yunyun nodded, and reminded them of one more thing.

"That's right, over there are all projects that scam outside travelers."

Megumin chimed in from the side, directly stating there was a rigged Artificial Holy Sword, a Wishing Pool with no wish-granting effect, and a Succubus Tavern with no succubus ladies but still called a Succubus Tavern — fraudulent projects like these that are Red Demon Village specialties.

Claire's mouth corners twitched continuously as she listened, wanting to persuade her own little princess not to go to that kind of black-hearted place, but was waved off by Princess Alice indicating: "I'm just going to a friend's hometown to look around, relax a bit, I definitely won't be deceived!"

Her sincere vowing appearance made the two guard girls both somewhat helpless, they firmly insisted on going together.

"Eris, you come too."

Aqua dragged the white-haired Goddess into the range of the teleportation magic, and after Wiz asked if everyone was prepared and received affirmative replies, the teleportation magic activated.

The next moment, the figures of nine girls and one boy appeared at the Red Demon Village entrance.

Compared to before, this side of Red Demon Village had changed a lot.

The wooden gate at the village entrance had already become a stone brick gate like a normal city would have.

However, the gatekeeper hadn't changed, still that Hound of the Pitch Black Night — Papato.

Upon seeing Wiz he was very familiar, but very sensible didn't call her Auntie again.

Upon seeing Megumin and Yunyun, he then complained about the two not returning to their hometown much.

"If we don't make a name for ourselves in a big city, how do we have the face to return to our hometown?!"

Megumin retorted in response.

"Have you guys made a name for yourselves now?"

Papato asked curiously.

"Ugh..."

Megumin was at a loss for words, she completely couldn't answer that her most stable profession right now was working as a delivery worker in the city.

"I'm still an Alchemy Apprentice, Megumin..."

Yunyun's mouth was covered.

"My Jobber Level has already reached 49, I'm a top-tier Arch Wizard!"

Megumin said, playing to her strengths and avoiding weaknesses.

"As expected of Megumin!"

Papato praised, then looked at Broly.

"Long time no see, Broly, heard the Village Chief and Mr. Piao Sanlang say you've already had many children with Yunyun and Megumin outside, how come you still look like a child yourself?"

"Huh?"

Broly looked at this gatekeeper with a puzzled face.

"Eh, not true?"

Papato was somewhat surprised.

"Damn it, who spread this kind of rumor?"

Megumin immediately grabbed Papato's collar and pursued the question.

"Ah, it was Miss Wiz."

"Eh, me?"

"Wiz..."

"Ah, I didn't spread this kind of rumor!"

Now it was Wiz's collar being grabbed, the Lich lady hurriedly waved her hands.

"Then when you came over here, what did you say to my and Yunyun's family members?"

"Nothing much, just that they occasionally ask about your current living situations."

"Then how did you answer?"

"Uh, I just told them you're living very fulfilling lives in Axel, Yunyun is even cultivating some cute flowers at home, and Megumin you're constantly running around for your own happy life, just that."

The Lich lady honestly confessed.

In her perspective, fulfilling equals being an Alchemy Apprentice, doing Magic Tool Shop delivery work.

But in the Red Demon Clan's perspective, fulfilling equals pregnancy, cultivating cute flowers equals raising children.

When Mr. Piao Sanlang learned this news half a year ago, he even cried tears of emotion with his own wife.

"This child Megumin, finally has the responsibility of being a mother..."

After the Lich lady left, he still made such an exclamation.

Xiaomi knew the truth though, because she had gone to Axel to visit her own sister.

But she was young in age and lacked common sense, thinking the flowers Yunyun tended at home would in the future truly bloom and bear fruit giving birth to new little babies.

With a conversation on completely different wavelengths with their parents, the news that Yunyun and Megumin were already pregnant arose, and by the time it spread through the whole village, it had become that they had already given birth to many children.

"So there still aren't any kids!?"

Upon learning this point, Papato was somewhat disappointed.

"Red Demon Village is short on people right now, if you have kids in the future, definitely bring them back to help!"

Saying this, he opened the village gate, letting Broly and the others enter.

"Help—"

Just after entering Red Demon Village, not even three hundred meters walked, Broly and the others saw in the direction of the village path two people who were obviously not Red Demon Clan outsiders, running for their lives while crying for help.

"Roar—"

And chasing behind them was a ferocious-looking terrifying monster bird.

"It's a Gargoyle, Your Highness, be careful~"

The Female Knight and the Mage hurriedly stepped forward, shielding the Little Princess Alice, who was stronger than them.

"Ah, save us!"

Seeing the group on This Side, the two outsiders' eyes lit up, just like seeing light in darkness, and they hurriedly turned direction and ran this way.

However, upon reaching the front, these two directly circled past Broly and the others, but threw the pursuing Gargoyle behind them to the girls.

"Hey hey hey, you two guys, are you treating us as scapegoats?"

Megumin was somewhat dissatisfied, and shouted at the two running away.

This kind of action was simply just like Diverting Trouble.

The two being shouted at, however, ran far away without looking back.

"Slap~"

The Gargoyle that ran to the front hadn't even roared when Broly slapped it with a palm.

The monster-bird-shaped Gargoyle was slapped, its body flying out like a cannonball.

"Boom~"

Heavily smashed onto the ground, smashing out a Deep Pit, it directly lost its breath.

"Ah, my treasured Gargoyle!"

The next moment, a white-bearded old man Instant Teleported over.

The other party looked at the dead Gargoyle on the ground, crying out in pain as if a relative had died.

"Eh, isn't this the Principal?"

Yunyun's words made the old Principal, who originally wanted to shout 【Must Compensate】, stop. This Red Prison Academy's old Principal pushed up his presbyopic glasses, and after seeing clearly that the speaker was Yunyun and the one who acted was Broly, he stroked his beard with his hand.

"So it's one of our own, thought I could swindle, hmm, cough cough, get a sum of Compensation, but since it's our own people, Petrification Magic..."

The old Principal petrified the Gargoyle corpse on the ground that had turned into fragments, and prepared to take it back to repair with special glue.

"Wait, Grandpa Principal, what's the situation, why did your Gargoyle run out again?"

Yunyun pulled the old Principal who was preparing to Teleport away and asked.

"Yunyun you don't know? This is our village's latest launched Scripted Murder Mystery Experience!"

The old Principal asked somewhat strangely.

"Megumin and I haven't returned to the village for a period of time."

Yunyun explained.

"Eh, is that so?"

The old Principal was old in years, somewhat muddleheaded, but still explained.

Originally, since half a year ago the Kingdom's Army advanced to near the Red Demon Village, driving away the nearby Monster Groups, the number of outsiders able to arrive at the Red Demon Village increased.

To increase Revenue Generation for the village, the Red Demon Clan people exerted their imagination capabilities, pioneering many new projects in the village to attract outside tourists passing by the village.

And this Scripted Murder Mystery Experience was the Red Demon Clan's most successful money-making new project.

"Someone pays, wanting to experience the plot of Heroic Rescue under a Gargoyle's hands."

The old Principal spoke thus.

"Uh, the two who just ran off were beauties?"

Megumin asked somewhat shocked.

Those two Diverting Trouble guys just now didn't look that great.

"No, those are the heroes coming to save the beauty."

The old Principal denied, then spoke again.

"Just the plot development had A Bit of an error, those two couldn't even beat the Weakest Gargoyle in my hand, and directly fled upon meeting, that speed, they ran so fast, from the village Center's Inn to the Village Entrance, took only This Much time!"

The old Principal made a Finger Universe gesture and said.

"Huff huff..."

Just then, a big-bellied fatty ran over.

"How about it, recorded it?"

He stopped beside the old Principal, panting heavily and asked.

"All in here, Customer, the service item you purchased for your friend, we recorded all their heroic bearing facing the Gargoyle, but they didn't successfully Heroic Rescue, is this really okay, want to do One More Time?"

The old Principal tossed over a Memory Stone and said.

"Don't want successful rescue footage, what I want is this kind of Memory Stone scared shitless by monsters..."

The big fatty let out a hehehe loud laugh, holding the Memory Stone of his friend making a fool of himself, and left.

"Our Scripted Murder Mystery project always performs Failure, but for some reason Customers are very Satisfied."

The old Principal turned back and said.

Everyone: "..."

(Chapter End)