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Chapter 371: Even Aqua Wants to Join the Crystal Palace

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Aqua had no intention of restraining her own believers' proselytizing; in her view, people should all have the qualification to choose a lifestyle that makes them comfortable.

And this point applies equally to proselytizing; as long as they do not violate local laws and get treated as criminals, then no matter what method believers use to proselytize, it is allowed.

"Speaking of which, does the Red Demon Village have laws?"

Darkness asked curiously.

"No, there aren't any, because the Red Demon Clan's village does not belong to any of the Three Great Kingdoms' subordinate towns, so there are no so-called laws."

Yunyun answered; she was, after all, the next Village Chief of the Red Demon Village.

"So this is truly a lawless zone?"

The female guard beside Princess Alice, Claire, started complaining.

"How rude, our village also has an Escort Team maintaining basic order and safety, even if the members inside are mostly a bunch of idle adults."

Finishing the visit to the Temple stationed in the Red Demon Village, Broly and the others headed to Megumin's home.

"After I finish visiting Father, I'll come over to find you all."

However, Yunyun had to return to her own home first, parting ways with everyone at the crossroads fork to the south.

"Help—"

Not long after Yunyun left, that pot-bellied fat man seen before came running straight at them like his life depended on it.

"Don't run, human, watch this grandpa eat you!"

Chasing him was a demon with dark blue skin.

"Save me!"

The fat man ran over and directly hid behind the group.

"Host, what are you doing?"

Broly greeted the demon who had chased over.

"Eh, isn't this Broly? Hmm, this grandpa is working right now."

As Xiaomi's Familiar, Host now holds the position of Script Killing Special-Grade Actor in the Red Demon Village.

The Red Demon Clan's service efficiency is extremely fast; the bill was just settled a moment ago.

Now, one can see the scene of the person who had the bill settled being chased and killed by a Superior Devil.

"How much did those two guys pay? I can give double the price, as long as you don't chase and kill me."

Seeing the demon stop, the big fat man negotiated with Host from behind the group.

"The price you offer is not bad, but unfortunately a contract is a contract.

And the contract's content is to have this rampaging monster of me chase and kill you.

Then you just have to run with me chasing you!"

Host said seriously.

"Alright, this grandpa won't chat idly with you all anymore, got to continue working!"

The Superior Devil strode forward; the big fat man wanted to circle around like Qin Wang, but was slapped flying by Host, rolling several circles on the ground like a ball.

"You bastard, don't think that just because you're a customer of the experience program, you won't be killed by this grandpa and can stop running.

For a terrifying demon like this grandpa, the favorite thing to do is torture humans; death is merely liberation, while being alive is pain.

Stand up and run, otherwise this grandpa will peel your skin and use my nails to dig the fat off your body bit by bit..."

Under Host's intimidation, the big fat man could only flee in panic.

"Mr. Host, you really have professional spirit!"

Wiz watched the one person and one demon departing and couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

"After suffering severe injuries, they still get gouged by the Axis Cult on the treatment aspect; this place is the true devil's den."

Darkness also exclaimed a sentence.

On the subsequent journey, no more strange things were encountered.

The group arrived at the edge of the woodland, a small villa that looked quite luxurious.

After knocking, Enis came out to open the door; this female demon was dressed in a maid outfit.

Judging by appearances, she has already successfully integrated into Megumin's hometown family.

In the living room, Xiaomi was stroking the black cat nestled on her lap, but upon seeing it was her older sister returning, the little girl immediately threw the black cat off her lap and pounced straight toward Megumin's side.

"Welcome home, Elder Sister!" Xiaomi hung on Megumin's neck, and after seeing the somewhat familiar-looking boy beside her and recalling who he was, added, "And Miss's Husband too!"

Megumin's father Piao Sanlang and mother Weiwei were both very excited, warmly asking after their eldest daughter who had returned home, making Megumin a bit red-faced and shy.

"Alright alright, you two bastards, don't you see there are other people here?!"

After being pushed around by his daughter, Piao Sanlang finally looked at the others.

"Thank you all for taking care of my little girl these years."

The man solemnly thanked the group, then looked at Broly again.

"Don't know when the child in Megumin's belly will be born?"

The man asked.

"Bang—"

Then, the back of his head took a fist from his own biological daughter.

"I'm not pregnant!"

"Eh, but didn't Miss Wiz say you've been very fulfilled?"

"It's life that's fulfilled, not my belly that's fulfilled, you bastard dad!"

After a bout of clamor, Megumin finally made her parents understand the fact that there was no child conceived in her flat belly.

"Sigh, thought I'd be able to hold a grandson soon~"

Weiwei felt a bit disappointed.

"At this age, if I got pregnant, wouldn't I be treated as a criminal who molested a minor and get arrested and thrown in prison?!"

Megumin pointed at Broly and shouted at her own parents.

After the father's kindness and daughter's roar, Wiz and Piao Sanlang discussed the matter of the magic tool crafting commission.

And Yunyun also arrived here very quickly.

After discussing with Megumin, they decided to take Broly to see their former classmates from the Red Prison Academy.

"You guys go see your classmates, I'll go wander around the village tavern and see if I can buy some good wine."

Aqua said.

"Then I'll take the others and tour around this village."

Darkness also said.

The group left Megumin's house again and went their separate ways to do their own things.

Aqua is a drunkard, she headed straight for the Red Demon Village tavern.

Darkness took Princess Alice and the others and strolled leisurely around the Red Demon Village.

Broly, together with Megumin and Yunyun, went to visit their former classmates from the same class at the Red Demon Clan Academy.

Currently, all the girls have already mastered Advanced Magic and graduated, and are doing different jobs in the village; some help out in their own family businesses, like Niannianjuan, Ruanhuhu, and other Red Demon Clan girls whose families have businesses.

And there are also ones like Gouhuohui, who dreams of becoming a famous writer; her room has four bookshelves, each packed tight with books.

"These are all some of my reference books, but I'm still not a real novelist yet, still striving on the road to becoming a novelist.

Currently, I'm writing various scripts with different plots for the village's Scripted Murder Mystery project."

Not having seen each other for many years, Gouhuohui has become more mature, her figure even fuller than Yunyun's; truly worthy of being the best-developed Red Demon Clan girl of their generation.

And now, not wearing an eye patch but wearing a pair of glasses, Gouhuohui has gained an intellectual, bookish air compared to when she was a student at the academy.

"Eh, the village's Scripted Murder Mystery stories were actually written by you?!"

Yunyun looked at her in surprise.

"How come, you've already seen them?"

Gouhuohui pushed up her glasses.

"Seen them twice, and heard one once, but they all seem to be plots about coincidentally encountering monsters and customers being chased and killed, ah."

Megumin retorted.

"What chased and killed, what I write are all commercially viable feel-good experience scripts."

Gouhuohui immediately rebutted, and took out the scripts she wrote for the village's Scripted Murder Mystery project — Hero Saves the Beauty scripts, Punish the Strong Aid the Weak scripts, Hero Fights Evil Dragon scripts — all classic repertoire that novels have written to death.

"The scripts are indeed feel-good dramas, but only on the condition that the protagonist in the story has sufficient strength; Gouhuohui, perhaps you don't know, the actual effects presented when these scripts you write are applied to the Scripted Murder Mystery Experience project!"

Megumin said.

"What effects?"

Gouhuohui asked.

"They're totally abusive-to-the-protagonist stories; some even make the protagonist a cuckold, the girl he fancies gets snatched away by the bodyguard right beside him!"

Yunyun helped answer.

"Eh, is that so? Hahaha, that's too interesting; compared to developing according to the plot flow in the scripts I write, I actually hope the story can be a bit more dramatic."

Hearing this, the buxom Red Demon Clan girl laughed, picked up the notebook on the desk, and recorded this kind of anti-trope story development as future writing material.

"Alright, let's end the catching-up here; Broly, can you tell me some stories about what you experienced in other worlds after leaving this world?"

The future great Red Demon Clan writer girl gazed burning-bright at the Saiyan boy.

And she had actually already finished writing a story titled 【My Classmate and the Isekai Boy Who Pursues My Classmate's Academy Life】.

Inside, from a third-person perspective, it recorded the daily story of an isekai boy entering campus to pursue the girl he likes, and living and studying together with the girls he pursues.

However, it hasn't been published yet; Gouhuohui feels her writing is still a bit immature, wants to wait until she grows some more, polish the story, and preferably after writing stories of the isekai boy's more strange experiences, publish them all together as a complete story collection.

"Of course."

Broly didn't refuse, and spoke of some stories he experienced in two other worlds after leaving this world.

"Sink Nirvalen, is a smug bastard!"

Beside them, Megumin and Yunyun, who knew some of the situation, would from time to time provide sideways verbal supplements to some of the characters in Broly's account.

"The story of saving a war-torn world, and the story of growing up together in an isekai's isekai with a familiar capable of evolution phenomena, and building the Sky Home..."

Broly's verbal narration, recorded in the material notebook, became somewhat subtle, but undeniably the former is a royal-road salvation plot, the latter a familiar-and-master story with a rather brain-hole setting for this world.

Especially the setting of the Dire Beast having multiple evolution forms, made Gouhuohui praise endlessly.

"A familiar wife who can transform into various cute appearances, this kind of heroine setting can probably attract many viewers; I'd call it the strongest single-heroine pure-love harem story~"

"What a pity then, my Broly's story doesn't have just one heroine!"

Megumin, for some reason, got a bit huffily emotional.

"Don't say that; if Broly's story only had one heroine, then where would our roles be?"

Yunyun persuaded from the side.

"Although it's not a single-heroine setting, I actually still envy you guys, being able to know Broly's experiences in other worlds at any time."

Gouhuohui said with some emotion; she also knew about the Crystal Palace Group Chat situation.

"How come, Gouhuohui, do you also want to become Broly's wife?"

Megumin asked jokingly.

"If possible, I don't mind."

And what she got was Gouhuohui's incomparably serious answer.

But this isn't strange either; the Red Demon Clan of the same generation as Megumin are all girls, hard to find a suitable opposite sex in the village to date.

As for the villagers' way of thinking, it couldn't keep up with the Red Demon Clan's unique brain circuits either, which resulted in this generation of the Red Demon Clan having no one besides Megumin and Yunyun who wasn't a single girl.

And when it comes to a suitable partner to date, never mind Megumin — even if you asked others, they'd probably also conclude that the Broly they know is the most suitable choice.

Of course, among them there are definitely Red Demon Clan girls who can't accept being put in a harem, but Megumin is obviously not among them.

This Red Demon Clan's number one writer girl is full of curiosity about Broly's story, and is also very interested in the Crystal Palace.

If possible, she wants to blend in among them, to explore more interesting stories on the Saiyan boy's otherworldly wives.

"No way, after becoming his wife, you'll be subjected to this and that kind of thing!"

Hearing Megumin's answer, Yunyun instead became somewhat unnatural, and threatened.

"This and that kind of thing, what kind of thing exactly?"

Megumin asked curiously.

"Uh, for example, taking off all your clothes and bathing together and such!"

Yunyun answered.

"Just that? Then I can accept that."

Megumin nodded.

"Eh, he'll also put his hands on you, using very H techniques to touch your body!"

Yunyun said further.

"H techniques, that's wonderful, I've only read about such techniques in books, but haven't actually experienced this kind of thing yet. If I could have actual experience, maybe I could write wonderful stories about this aspect too!"

Toward this, Megumin wasn't afraid at all.

"We also sleep together~"

"Is it the kind where you do that kind of thing?"

Megumin's eyes shone even brighter; she actually isn't very certain yet what kind of writer she specifically wants to become in the future.

And in this world, lewd writers' novels also have great commercial value and artistry; true top-tier ones are those who can write this kind of story into something wonderful.

Things like 【The Love of Count B*se】, 【Me, a Noble Lady, and the Gardener's Unspeakable Secret】, 【The Purple Garden of Desire】 — these are all enduring masterpieces of this genre.

"No, it's just purely lying in one quilt and sleeping."

Yunyun answered.

"Do nothing at all?"

Megumin asked.

"Do nothing at all."

Yunyun nodded.

"Then the night stories aren't wonderful enough; you guys should actually try doing something."

Megumin seriously gave advice, and pulled out a book called 【Silver X Night】 from the bookshelf.

"There are quite a few descriptions of this type of exercise in here; you guys can perhaps take it back and reference it."

Yunyun took it, curiously flipped it open to look, and her small face instantly flushed red.

Yunyun peeked from the side, and had the exact same reaction.

"What's written on it?"

Broly was also a bit curious, tiptoeing but also wanting to see the contents inside.

"A child, what do you need such big curiosity for?"

Yunyun directly raised the book in her hand.

"Be good, Broly, wait until you grow up, then we'll read this book together."

Megumin instead stroked the boy's head.

"Broly is thirteen already, right? Thirteen is already a little adult; in some places you can even marry and have children at thirteen."

Megumin couldn't help but ask.

"Thirteen is thirteen, but look at him — where does he look like a little adult?"

Yunyun retorted.

"If we made a move on him, we might be arrested as perverts."

Megumin said seriously.

"Truly, reality has many scruples; novels don't have so many scruples."

Megumin sighed.

"Is it possible that guys who actually do this in reality just hide this kind of thing very well?"

Megumin pondered a moment, then seriously nodded, thinking Yunyun's words made sense.

"Megumin, actually you can become my wife."

Before leaving, Broly revealed this to Megumin, telling her the Crystal Palace's way of acknowledging non-capture targets as wives.

"Then do I have the fortune to become your wife afterwards, and join your Crystal Palace?"

After hearing this, Megumin laughed and asked.

"Yes, as long as when the time comes, you still haven't changed your mind about wanting to join the Crystal Palace."

Broly answered seriously.

"Then I'll wait for you; don't make me wait too long~"

The Red Demon Clan girl said with a light laugh, but her tone was very serious.

Standing at the front door, she watched the three leave, and saw Yunyun, while walking along, suddenly stretch her foot and step on the side of the boy's foot.

(Chapter End)

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