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Chapter 523

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In the Six-Faced World, Roxy, who was currently at home having dinner with Eris and the others, suddenly had the Crystal Palace Panel appear before her.

The group chat was flashing with light; clicking it open, she discovered it was the Goddess Master of Broly, whom she had just met in the Crystal Palace's internal space, @-ing all the wives of the Six-Faced World, including her.

"Miss Aqua, may I ask what's the matter?"

Although the group chat function had only been used today, with Nanahoshi Shizuka's help introducing it, Roxy got the hang of it quite quickly and politely sent a message inquiring.

"It's nothing major, just a routine matter for new members joining our Crystal Palace. Previously, because I had work to do in my own world, I didn't have time to conduct this routine matter for you all, but I'm free now, so I'm preparing to make it up."

"May I ask, what routine matter is it?"

Roxy politely inquired; she hadn't heard from Broly about any routine matters after joining the Crystal Palace.

At this moment, the others at the dining table also stopped eating; clearly, they were also watching the information inside the Crystal Palace group chat.

"What other matter could it be? Isn't it just that shameless, self-appointed group chat owner, that stinky goddess, planning to bully you newbies? Newbies, let me tell you, that idiot Aqua is not a magnanimous person."

【Worried Elf Miss About Lost Little Husband】 @-ed in, directly triggering 【Worried Water God About Lost Disciple】 to wildly post disses against her below.

"Syncler Barren, you long-eared green tea bitch, are you deliberately fabricating rumors to slander my personal reputation again?"

"I'm just telling the truth, informing the newbies of the real information, exposing the ugly face of you, this idiot goddess; are you anxious?"

"Hah, me, anxious? I'm not anxious at all. Rather, you, acting like a copycat, when did you spend Happiness Points to secretly change your own ID name in the group chat?"

……

Besides upgrading the Cross-World Transfer Gate, Broly also spent 1.2 million Happiness Points to upgrade the Cross-World Communication Device, raising it from lv2 to lv4, a two-level jump.

Now, the wives' messages in the group chat only cost 1 Happiness Point per thousand characters, directly escalating the verbal battle between Aqua and Syncler Barren.

Long paragraphs of flaming text jumped in the group chat, giving Roxy an even deeper understanding of the situation regarding these two in the Crystal Palace, whom she had heard from Broly did not get along well.

Besides the flaming messages, there were still other Crystal Palace members with more serious and responsible personalities who explained to her what the routine matter for new members was.

"Crystal Palace members are divided into two categories: one is Official Members, the other is Extra Members. Official Members are existences that could obtain Happiness Values before joining; after agreeing to join the Crystal Palace, they can obtain a large sum of Happiness Points. Extra Members, on the other hand, only have the qualification to join the Crystal Palace after their figures are produced in the Crystal Palace's Figure Zone……"

"And the so-called routine matter for new members joining is actually something Aqua came up with: using the amount of the first Happiness Points converted from the Happiness Values obtained from Broly's side to rank the levels of Official Members inside the group chat……"

In the explanations from Yunyun, Akame, Chronodora, and multiple other wives, Roxy also came to understand the situation regarding the routine matter.

"Don't misunderstand, I'm not dividing everyone into high and low; it's for the sake of my cute disciple Broly's Crystal Palace's stability that I'm making an effort. Think about it: if there's no hierarchy between each other, then who would listen to whom?

If a conflict or quarrel happens, and there's no one to mediate, wouldn't it be a mess?

So, at this time, someone like me, a Master deeply liked by Broly, is the most reliable object for you all to depend on.

If you have conflicts, you can completely come to me to preside over justice!"

Aqua explained her routine matter, only unfortunately, such an explanation only garnered boos from the majority of Crystal Palace members.

Of course, because Aqua is an idiot, others more or less also wanted to know how much happiness the newly joined members brought to their own boy, so no one opposed this routine matter.

Right, even Syncler Barren only conventionally mocked Aqua a bit.

"Then may I ask the seniors, how is the level ranking of Extra Members calculated?"

At this time, Princess Ariel, located in the Ars King City, directly asked.

"Extra Members don't have this algorithm; they all joined the Crystal Palace out of private friendship with Broly."

Explaining quite well, Megumin immediately followed up with a message: "They are the bottom layer, bottom-layer personnel serving us Official Members."

"Don't listen to that guy Demon King Megumin's nonsense. Basically, except for those who want to fight for the group chat owner position, Crystal Palace Official Members and Extra Members are all the same. Regardless of whether they obtained initial Happiness Points, everyone is Broly's wife."

The Crystal Palace, with Official Members and Extra Members combined totaling a group chat of 52 people, after a bout of noisy clamor, finally entered the main topic.

"So then, newbies, how much joy did you bring to Broly, making him produce feelings of liking for you?

Worth mentioning is that my initial Happiness Points were 87,621!"

Aqua asked, then immediately used a tone similar to a certain universe real estate tycoon to announce the initial Happiness Points she obtained from Broly's side, precise to the single digit, just unknown if she inflated the numbers.

"Aqua's obtained initial Happiness Points, unknown if this guy inflated the report, but currently she is indeed the existence ranked second in the Crystal Palace."

"Then who is first?"

Nanahoshi Shizuka was a bit curious and asked in the group chat.

"It's Miss Lilith Beast X; she has over 900,000 initial Happiness Points, the record holder for the highest amount of initial Happiness Points obtained after joining the Crystal Palace."

"Wait, Lilith Beast X only has that many initial Happiness Points because she exploited a multi-form BUG.

This can't count. If we're being serious, she only got 70,000+ initial Happiness Points, which is below me."

Aqua sent a serious expression pack, posting this message in the group chat.

"Hmph, a sore loser shameless god. Before Lilith Beast X appeared, you talked to us about total Happiness Points; after Lilith Beast X appeared, you stipulated only a single form counts. It's all whatever benefits you, right?!"

Aqua ignored a certain Elf's words and directly @-ed Roxy: "Come on, Miss Roxy, speak up, speak out your Happiness Points acquisition situation. Even if your obtained Happiness Points are low, I, as the group chat owner, absolutely won't mock you. You are all that kid Broly's wives; as his Master, I will definitely treat you all equally."

Gentle Mode Aqua debuts; she is now the priestess lady listening to believers' troubles.

"Don't be deceived; if this guy knows your Happiness Points aren't high, she'll definitely mock you ruthlessly in her heart. And if you have conflicts with her in the future, she'll definitely bring this up!"

Syncler Barren gave a reminder very experiencedly.

"Heh, only those with impure hearts see everyone as bad people. Come on, Miss Roxy, don't listen to the bad words of that long-eared bad-seed Elf. Accept this new member baptism ritual of joining the Crystal Palace, and loudly report your obtained initial Happiness Points~"

"Aqua, I think you need to be vigilant this time for the routine matter; be careful of having your butt blown open by a later comer!"

Megumin reminded at this time, because she suddenly thought of Alice and the others, who had been in the Crystal Palace space blowing Broly up big time with their hammers; thinking back now, it seemed to have spanned from childhood to girlhood, the experienced time seemingly not short.

"No problem. If I really have a day of being blown open, then I'll only sincerely offer blessings from a senior and elder for the newbie who can make Broly feel such happiness."

Though the words were spoken beautifully, Aqua was thinking: 【Just three months, and you want to blow open my 87,621 combat strength Happiness Points?】

"However, if there are multiple forms calculating Happiness Points, this cannot be calculated repeatedly. Our Crystal Palace has a regulation: only the Happiness Points obtained by a single wife form can be calculated."

Just thinking of Lilith Beast X's situation, Aqua hurriedly patched her own words; this way, it's impossible for anyone to surpass her.

【Blessings, huh……】

Roxy looked at her Crystal Palace Panel: from the thirty-six loops since she and Broly met, with a total duration exceeding three hundred years, the accumulated Happiness Value + the Happiness Points produced by Broly after becoming his wife, added together, resulted in a Happiness Points total exceeding two million.

Thinking for a bit, she answered Aqua in the Crystal Palace: "Miss Aqua, my Happiness Points are a little over two million."

"Mhm mhm, a little over two hundred Happiness Points, huh? Although it's a bit less, reaching this extent in three months is already quite a good thing."

Aqua comforted Roxy in the group chat room.

"Ah, Miss Aqua, it's not two hundred, but two million."

Roxy corrected.

"I can understand, I can understand. Many newcomers who just joined the Crystal Palace, upon learning that the Happiness Points exchanged from their obtained Happiness Values can objectively reflect the degree to which my cute disciple Broly likes them, will subconsciously falsely report their obtained Happiness Points, wanting to obtain vain satisfaction — such things, I can completely understand.

However, compared to satisfying vanity, I hope more that you all can face yourselves directly, honestly confront the insufficiency of your initial Happiness Points obtained from Broly, properly reflect on yourselves, and then make persistent efforts to gain my cute disciple's affection. Joining the Crystal Palace is not the end; the future path of life still has a long way to go!"

Aqua earnestly persuaded Roxy, hoping she would not become a child who lies because of vanity.

Roxy: "..."

"Big Sister Roxy didn't lie!"

Sylphy decisively spoke up in the group chat room on behalf of the demon girl.

"The group chat room has a screenshot photo function; using that, you can directly let people see your Crystal Palace panel situations."

The genius magus girl from the Type-Moon Tohsaka Family spoke.

"Is it this one."

Nanahoshi Shizuka quickly found the group chat room's assistive tool and instructed the others on how to do it.

Soon, the Crystal Palace panel situations of the three — Roxy, Eris, and Sylphy — were sent to the group chat room.

Everyone looked at the one 200w+ and two 180w+ Happiness Points panel situations, and a large pile of exclamation marks were sent out.

And besides these three wife warriors possessing over one million Happiness Points combat power, Aisha and Nanahoshi Shizuka also posted their own Crystal Palace panel situations.

Although they are not Official Members of the Crystal Palace, but Extra Members, even as Extra Members, under the mighty power of time, they obtained Happiness Points in quantities far exceeding ordinary Official Members, each person averaging 4w+ Happiness Points on them, making a crowd of Crystal Palace members stare in shock.

"Your bunch of newcomers' panels, could they be faked?"

"Can this be faked?"

Nanahoshi Shizuka's question made the person who said that quiet down; whether it can be faked, just look at whether Aqua has ever done it and you'll know.

Since even Aqua, this Crystal Palace integrity floor guy, has never done this kind of thing, that proves it's not fake.

"No, is this reasonable? In just three months, over a million Happiness Points?"

Aqua could no longer self-deceive, and directly questioned.

"I've said it before, multi-form doesn't count."

She declared this point again.

"No multi-form, just that the time we've been together with Broly is a bit long."

"I knew it!"

Megumin gave a statement like a great detective who discovered the truth, but the problem was she hadn't expressed her foresight before this, making this remark a bit inexplicable.

After being questioned, Megumin spoke of her earlier guess, and was then treated by others as hindsight.

Seeing herself ignored by others, Megumin naturally flew into an incompetent rage.

She swore that in the future, if she had foresight, she must send it out first as evidence, only then could she prove her wisdom as a Demon King.

On Wanpa Star, when Broly just discovered the Crystal Palace group chat room's liveliness, the matter of World Reincarnation that he originally wanted to hide was spilled out crackling by Sylphy and the others, and the anticipated heartache for him — Broly didn't see a single bit of it; instead, there was envy that Roxy and the others' wives had a lot.

"Such a long time; if it were me, I'm afraid even the children of the children of the children born with Broly could marry and have children."

"It won't work, can't have children, because our world's time repeats; Broly fundamentally cannot grow up."

"Ah, not having children works too; just staying together with Big Brother Broly for such a long time, I'd be satisfied."

This is Little Sakura's statement; Yunyun, Lilith Beast X, and Little Tian Scorpius, these obedient wives, then +1'd behind.

"Aaaah, this is a serious BUG incident, over a million Happiness Points doesn't count, doesn't count..."

Aqua started acting shameless again.

"Eh, what about the promised sincere blessings?"

Roxy asked doubtfully.

"Hey, newcomer, blessings and such, just don't think about it; Aqua this guy without integrity, only what's beneficial to herself will she support, what's unfavorable to herself she definitely won't acknowledge."

"Ah, I'm not acting shameless at all; I will acknowledge it, but before that, we need to compare fairly, we need to control the time variable, the multi-form variable, within unit time, within a single individual, compare who obtains the most Happiness Points!"

After a round of calculation, if Roxy kept the same time as Aqua, the Happiness Points obtained would be only over four thousand, compared to Aqua's eighty-seven thousand six hundred twenty-one Happiness Points, yet it was a far distance away.

"So, the wife who makes Broly happiest in the Crystal Palace is still me!"

Aqua announced, then sent a smiling face expression.

"Truly regrettable, Miss Roxy; however, I will sincerely bless you all. Come, everyone of the Crystal Palace, applaud for this time's newly joined family members~"

Broly, after silently watching the whole process, only felt his own Master's face-skin kung fu had strengthened again, because Roxy and the others, should not completely be calculating the Happiness Values exchanged into Happiness Points, but rather the time experienced to obtain the Happiness Points that can only be gained after becoming a wife, all calculated in together, leading to the situation where averaged out, one year only has over five thousand eight hundred Happiness Points.

Thinking a bit, Broly sent a message: "Aqua Master, Roxy and them this time gave me fifty-eight million Happiness Points; the Cross-World Teleportation Gate and Cross-World Communication Device upgrades, yet still thanks to them."

Aqua: "..."

"Wah, Broly, you don't love Master me anymore~"

Before long, Aqua's voice bombardment came from Broly's side.

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