Prev
Ch. 534 / 102452%
Next

Chapter 534: Saint Lord: My Brother Broly?!

~14 min read 2,625 words

"Hey, Afeng, this kid says he's not a Demon?"

La Su spoke to the red-haired man beside him.

"How interesting, passed through the Shen Yu Zhi Men, came out from Hell, if he's not a Demon then what could he be?"

Afeng crossed his arms, the suspicious look originally on his face already gone.

"They all say Demons are cunning existences, I see he is indeed cunning, not only disguising himself as a child, but also pretending he's not a Demon."

This person seriously observed Broly and said.

"I see, Afeng, your brain is really smart!"

La Su slapped his own back of head, and praised his companion extravagantly.

"That's natural."

The praised guy was still quite proud, puffed out his chest.

"I say, you two don't have ears, or can't understand my words?"

Broly's hands also crossed, he had a feeling of chicken talking to duck.

"Oh, I understand your meaning, you're not a Demon, you're Big Brother, you call the shots."

Afeng shrugged, a look of determined cooperation.

"Then, Broly-san, what do you want to do next?"

La Su asked.

"What do I want to do next, I think, it should be finding a wife in this World."

Broly thought a bit, then seriously answered this question.

"Oh, yeah, find a wife..."

Afeng agreed, then leaned to La Su's ear, small voice complained: "So Demons also have needs in this aspect?"

"When the Saint Lord was still a Statue before, maybe some horns on the Statue were His little brother!"

Jackie Chan transformed into Jackson, listening very clearly at the side, suspected if the Saint Lord was now at the side hearing subordinates arrange Him like this, would probably be angry enough to burn La Su this guy into ashes, the kind where not even slag remains.

However, he also wanted to complain, Demons also find wives?

"Hey, I can hear you two's words, need me to repeat again, I'm not a Demon?"

Broly's ears are still quite sharp, the laundry room currently has no washing machines working.

"Sorry, Broly-san, that you're not a Demon we've already understood very clearly, no need to repeat again."

"However, the matter of you wanting to find a wife, might need to wait until going out to say."

"Why?"

"Because this is a male Prison, and we're being locked inside here."

Afeng and La Su one sentence each, introduced the current situation to Broly.

"This place can't lock me."

Broly walked to the wall side, very easily pried down a piece of concrete.

"This wall in his hands, looks simply like tofu."

La Su exclaimed in amazement.

"Want to directly blast the Prison wall and break out, Big Brother?"

Afeng excitedly asked.

"Oh no..."

Jackson (Jackie Chan) hurriedly blocked in front of Broly preparing to raise hand and blast wall, heaven knows if directly blasting out, how many innocents would be injured in this process.

"Cough cough, my meaning is, doing this is really too eye-catching, maybe this Prison has no one who can stop you, but if it attracts WaiTou World attention, some special guys might bring you some trouble, for example..."

Jackie Chan realized his own behavior, very much not matching his current identity as a criminal, so immediately made up explanations for his behavior, just when giving examples he stalled, fortunately La Su at the side helped.

"For example Jackie Chan that bunch of people, would bring Big Brother you some trouble, the last Demon who came out from Hell, was after coming out, sent back to Hell by them."

"You're talking about the Mountain Demon Bogang?"

"Seems like this address."

"No mistake, and, you also can't not care about your Boss, right?"

Jackie Chan continued the conversation, said to Afeng and La Su two people.

"Oh, right, still have our Boss Walong."

"And the Saint Lord possessing our Boss Walong."

"Saint Lord, I've heard of Him in Hell, He is Xiao Feng's younger brother, among the Eight Great Demons ranked Old Six, where is He now?"

Broly inquired.

"Our Boss and the Saint Lord, in the same body, were locked together into the Prison's Jinbi Shi."

"Since I borrowed Xiao Feng's Shen Yu Zhi Men, I should also help His younger brother, you bring me to see Him."

"Jinbi Shi is not easy to enter, but I have a good idea, however, first, need to disguise you a bit."

Afeng said, picked up the washed and dried clothes at the side, handed to Broly.

"Truly fortunate there's a dwarf among the prisoners, this way, those guards won't discover this Prison, mixed in a Hell... cough cough, a Hell Saiyan."

Broly changed into the yellow prisoner clothes, then followed the three people out together, on the road guards discovered them, but didn't say anything, in this Persuasion Academy, as long as prisoners don't escape the Prison, then inside the Prison, prisoners still have certain free activity rights.

"Oh, ah..."

When entering the cafeteria, Jackie Chan suddenly covered his stomach.

"What's wrong, Jackson?"

La Su concernedly asked the man covering his stomach at the side, he still quite liked this double-chin guy.

"My stomach hurts a bit, might need to go to the Toilet."

Jackie Chan used the shit-escape technique, but actually ran to the place to make a phone call, and every prisoner has a certain amount of call time each week.

Jackie Chan called Sheriff Black; he needed to tell the other party that the Shen Yu Zhi Men in the prison had already been opened. As for who opened it, that wasn't important. What was important was that the demons from Hell had already come out.

"South American Rat, haha, what is a South American Rat? It's a code phrase! I'm looking for Sheriff Black. What do you mean, he's busy? Busy seeing a psychologist?"

"Yes, Mr. South American Rat, please call back in one hour."

"Hey, a new demon has already appeared. I don't have this much time!"

From the handset came the beep-beep-beep sound. Jackie Chan's mindset somewhat cracked.

No choice. He could only call back the Antique Shop.

"Dad, it's me. I'm Jackie Chan..."

And unsurprisingly, Dad didn't recognize Jackie Chan's disguised voice. Upon hearing that the person on the phone was currently in prison, he felt that contact with a criminal might corrupt the little kid Xiao Yu at home, so he directly hung up on Jackie Chan.

Just as Jackie Chan wanted to continue calling, the prison guard behind him patted his shoulder, pointed at the watch on his wrist, signaling his time was used up and he should go back.

"Dad, who called?"

Broly's Antique Shop. Xiao Yu walked over and asked at this time.

"Some stranger I don't know dialed the wrong number, saying something about demons appearing in the prison."

Dad replied, not caring.

"Wait, prison, demons? Jackie Chan (Long Shu)!"

Not long after, this old-and-young pair reacted.

"Hey, Jackson, are you constipated? Going to the toilet actually takes this long?"

"Sorry, a bit constipated."

Jackie Chan's words were true, but it wasn't physiological constipation — it was psychological constipation.

At this critical moment, they actually dropped the chain one by one: Sheriff Black seeing a psychologist, Dad directly treating him as a liar. But now he could only take it one step at a time.

Over there, the demon in the form of a little boy was eating rice seriously. One must admit, watching the other party eat rice, Jackie Chan also felt a bit hungry.

"How do you all decide to do this?"

Jackie Chan took a plate to the window, got today's noon meal, and asked.

"We have to manufacture some chaos to sneak into the Jinbi Shi."

La Su said.

"How exactly to do it?"

Jackie Chan asked.

"Do it like this!"

Afeng took the half-eaten food and directly threw it at Jackie Chan's face.

"Group fight started!"

Immediately after, he jumped on the table together with La Su and shouted at the surrounding prisoners.

"Oh yeah~"

Perhaps the prisoners here usually live too well. Seeing someone take the lead in making trouble, they instantly crowded in to watch the excitement without minding the magnitude.

Some treated this group fight excitement as a prison party, but some usually found others displeasing and took advantage of the chaotic scene to really fight.

For a moment, the cafeteria scene was a chaotic mess. The prison guards were also blocked outside by flying meal trays everywhere. Jackie Chan was dragged into the group fight amidst the wheat porridge paste on his face, his whole person pressed onto the ground.

"Jackson, I'll help you!"

La Su was quite loyal. He, tall and sturdy, pounced toward the crowd in the melee.

"The fight's already started. What are we still waiting for?"

The standing Jackie Chan didn't discover his Jackson hood had been torn off by the fighting people. Suppressing his voice, he said to La Su and Afeng.

"I actually quite like this guy."

La Su picked up the hood.

"Broly-san, this is Jackie Chan."

Afeng introduced to Broly.

"A person who can bring me trouble. Doesn't look like anything special."

Still holding a bowl, drinking porridge, Broly looked at Jackie Chan and also didn't discover anything special about this person.

However, Afeng and La Su did surround Jackie Chan.

Of course, these two aren't key. It's just this 'demon' boy from Hell, Broly, who gives Jackie Chan super huge pressure.

Jackie Chan retreated two steps, and very quickly, his person levitated up. In a puff of smoke, his whole person flew out.

"Ah, Jackie Chan really turned into Superman!"

La Su widened his mouth.

"It's just an invisible big guy hugging him and running out."

Broly revealed the truth. He also has quite some involvement with invisibility.

And this kind that is only invisible but hasn't converged its breath — in front of him it's about the same as not being invisible.

"Big guy? I think I know who it is!"

"It's Tru."

"And the powers of the Snake Talisman, Rooster Talisman, Rabbit Talisman."

"What are those?"

"Stones that can make a person invisible, fly up, speed become super fast, possess special powers."

"Something interesting. Is it an interesting little toy from your world?"

"Oh, that's not a toy, that's something belonging to the Holy Lord. It seems to be his power."

"I've finished eating. Can you take me to see that Holy Lord?"

Broly put down the empty bowl, casually tossed back a prisoner who had been thrown at him, and after he collided with a row of prisoners fighting like bowling pins, he followed La Su and Afeng toward the direction of the solitary confinement cells.

WaiTou the prison, Tru, flying at extreme speed while invisible, brought Jackie Chan out from inside the prison.

Once outside, Jackie Chan saw his father and Xiao Yu, who should have been in the antique shop in San Francisco Chinatown.

"How did you get here? Oh no, I mean, how did you get here so fast?"

"We reacted to that phone call. Xiao Yu went directly to District 13 to borrow talismans, and Tru brought us rushing over here."

"Borrow talismans? Xiao Yu, I hope you got Sheriff Black's permission before borrowing those talismans."

Jackie Chan looked at his niece with an examining gaze.

"Oh, of course! I'll tell him about it later!"

Jackie Chan put his hands on his hips, preparing to lecture his niece, but was interrupted by his father.

"Now, how is it on the prison side? Which demon appeared inside?"

Jackie Chan explained Broly's situation and described the key pattern on this Pangu Treasure Box.

"That is the mark of the Heavenly General who banished the Wind Demon back then. The demon that was released should be the Wind Demon."

"But the other party said he isn't a demon, just mistakenly entered Hell..."

Jackie Chan hadn't finished speaking when his father slapped his forehead with a hand knife.

"It's a demon's words. How can you believe them?"

"Alright, Father, you're right."

Jackie Chan rubbed his beaten forehead and nodded in agreement, but he didn't truly believe the demon's words; he just felt he needed to make things clear to his own father.

"Father, I need to go prepare magic potions to deal with the Wind Demon now. Also, there's one more thing: I need to get a fan that can fan wind."

"Can you make it in time?"

"Don't worry, Uncle Long. We have talismans!"

"Xiao Yu, I only need the Rabbit Talisman. Leave the rest to you."

Tru picked up the Rabbit Talisman, then took his father and ran back to prepare the magic potion and fan.

"Alright, Uncle Long, let's go deal with the demon first."

Xiao Yu was in high spirits.

"Oh no, Xiao Yu. You stay here. I'll go back alone."

Xiao Yu, who was leading the way toward the prison, was hugged back by Jackie Chan, who made his niece obediently stay in place and wait for him, because dealing with the demon was too dangerous and wasn't something a child should do.

"Alright, but I think you'll need me!"

Xiao Yu crossed her arms in front of her chest and said with a displeased look.

Just as Jackie Chan was knocking on the door to enter the prison but was stopped by the prison guards, she came over with the Dragon Talisman.

"I told you, Uncle Long. You'll need me!"

The Dragon Talisman exerted its power, and with a boom it blew open the iron door. Before the prison guards ran down, Xiao Yu used the Monkey Talisman to turn Jackie Chan into a real South American rat, then she turned invisible and followed the South American rat ahead as they ran toward the prison.

On the other side, Broly followed Afeng and La Su to the prison's solitary confinement area. The prison guards wanted to stop them from intruding into this area, but before they could act, Broly flashed behind them and knocked them out with a light hand knife.

"Bang~"

The solitary confinement cell's iron door was directly smashed flying.

"See, I told you this kind of place definitely has a tunnel, right."

Afeng looked at the hole appearing on the solitary confinement cell's floor and poked La Su beside him with his elbow as he said.

"Boss, Holy Lord, we're here to save you!"

La Su lay at the tunnel entrance and shouted inside.

"You two, have you released my brothers?"

Walong, possessed by the Holy Lord, soon poked his head out of the underground hole like a gopher.

"I'm here, Holy Lord!"

Afeng and La Su quickly made way, revealing Broly behind them for the Holy Lord to see.

"Who is this?"

"Your brother, Broly!"

"Damn it, two idiots. I don't have such brothers!"

The Holy Lord was somewhat angry. These two idiots had made mistakes when stealing talismans before, and now they had made a mistake again when releasing a demon.

"But Big Brother Broly walked out of the Gate of Hell!"

La Su said somewhat aggrievedly, and Afeng nodded in agreement beside him.

"Huh?!"

The Holy Lord jumped out, his brow slightly furrowed. La Su and Afeng looked sincere, not seeming to be deceiving him.

"I think this friend who is said to have come from Hell—you might have to give me an explanation."

A hoarse voice came from Walong's mouth. His eyes glowed with demonic red light as he stood before Broly.

"When you left, I just happened to arrive in Hell. And after you left, I became one with your brothers and sisters in Hell...

Especially Xiao Feng. He very generously gave up his Gate of Hell, allowing me to come out from Hell. That's how it happened."

◈

End of Chapter

Prev
Ch. 534 / 102452%
Next
Prev
Ch. 534 / 102452%
Next