Chapter 6: Profuse Sweat Restraint
The Fujimura Residence is also the headquarters of the Fujimura Group, and it has a dedicated chef responsible for cooking large pots of rice for the Fujimura Group members who also live here.
All in all, suddenly having one more person to feed is no problem.
"Do you need me to help you with anything?"
Broly asked suddenly while eating rice; this was something he had just learned, and this place seemed to allow one to trade labor for food instead of Bay Blood.
"Hahaha, what can a half-grown brat like you do?"
Fujimura Taiga laughed and rubbed Broly's dog head; the boy's fluffy hair felt great to the touch, making her reluctant to let go.
"What can I do?"
Broly thought for a moment, and some information surfaced in his mind.
"I can destroy Earth."
He said very seriously; a Saiyan with more than ten thousand battles indeed has the ability to destroy Earth.
Although the Earth here refers to the Earth of the Dragon Ball World, is the Earth of the Type-Moon World really larger or harder than the Earth of the Dragon Ball World? Not necessarily.
"You little brat really know how to boast!"
However, Fujimura Taiga did not take those words seriously, nor did she notice that the two Great Suppressive Forces inside the Root Vortex had broken into a cold sweat just as those words were spoken.
"If you really don't want to eat for free at my house and really want to help with something, how about wiping the bamboo swords and protective gear in the dojo for Big Sister?"
Yakuza brawls rarely use firearms; cold weapons are the mainstream, and there is a private dojo for training in the Fujimura Residence.
Fujimura Taiga is not interested in inheriting her grandfather's black industry, but kendo is a skill she learned through constant exposure.
Now, the only chore suitable for a child at home is tidying up the equipment in the dojo; this task is relatively simple.
"Sister Fujimura, I don't want to eat for free either."
Young Sakura raised her hand and said at this time.
"Then let little Sakura help too."
Fujimura Taiga treated both equally and rubbed the girl's head again.
One was fluffy like a puppy, the other soft like a kitten, making her feel very satisfied touching them.
However...
"Little Brother Broly, how long has it been since you washed your hair?"
Fujimura Taiga smelled her palm and asked involuntarily.
"Wash hair, what is that?"
Water resources on Nappa Star are scarce; even satisfying daily drinking is difficult, let alone using it as a cleaning agent.
If one must say there is cleaning behavior, rolling a few times in fine sand piles might count, but Broly has never taken a bath.
"No way?"
Fujimura Taiga's expression became somewhat subtle; to say it smelled terribly would certainly be an exaggeration, but it indeed had the scent of a wild beast.
"After eating, you should go take a bath first, and little Sakura, you go too."
Broly did not object; on the premise of being fed full, whatever others said was fine.
That is...
"Is that child a rice bucket? How many bowls of rice has he eaten?"
After cooking more than ten pots of rice and stir-frying several pots of dishes in the kitchen, Broly finally stopped.
He patted his protruding little belly and showed a look of satisfaction.
"This child is absolutely not a normal person."
Fujimura Group members discussed animatedly, and Fujimura Taiga was also somewhat frightened by the boy's abnormal appetite.
"Are you alright?"
She asked with some worry.
"I have never eaten this full before."
Broly answered with a satisfied burp.
In the past, the only food was Vampa Spiders, and the difficulty of Vampa Spiders being hard to eat was such that, as long as the purpose of filling one's stomach was achieved, without wasting food, neither Broly nor his father Paragus would go specially hunt more spiders to reach the state of being stuffed.
"Truly incredible, so much food, how exactly is your stomach fitting it all?!"
After touching the boy's little belly with her hand and confirming the other party wouldn't burst from being stuffed, Fujimura Taiga finally felt relieved.
"It's just like magic."
Of course, this has nothing to do with magecraft; it's simply that the Saiyan digestive system is terrifying, and most food entering the belly will be digested until not even dregs remain.
"Now, should I go take that whatever bath first, or should I first wipe those things you mentioned?"
After eating full, one must work; Broly is now full of strength all over his body and feels great.
"Taking a bath immediately after eating that full is bad for the body; get up and walk a bit first, wait until some of the food in your belly is digested before we talk."
By the way, Big Sister I happen to need to teach someone a lesson; you two come watch and be cheer squad members!"
"Cheer squad?"
Broly and Young Sakura were brought to the dojo, and that scarred face who had been shouting nonsense just now was also called over.
"Big Sister, please don't."
Scarred Face said with a bitter face.
"Stop talking nonsense, put on your protective gear, let's have a fair and aboveboard kendo duel!"
Though called a duel, this was just Big Sister wanting to beat someone up; Big Sister's swordsmanship is not only superb, her strength is also enormous, and even with protective gear, it's inevitable that some unprotected spots will get hit.
"You two must cheer for me properly!"
Fujimura Taiga, also dressed in a kendo uniform, said this to the two children and then walked forward, urging Scarred Face to come up.
After Scarred Face went up, the sword fight began; only the sound of bamboo swords clashing in the dojo could be heard, making a pa pa pa sound.
Broly looked at the strange behavior of the two people in the center of the dojo with some confusion, not quite understanding what the two were doing hitting each other with sticks.
"Go, Fujimura-neesan!"
But at this time, Young Sakura had already started cheering for Fujimura Taiga.
Hearing the sound, Broly, who had snapped back to his senses, also acted as a repeater on the side.
The girl shouted a sentence, and he followed along and shouted a sentence, becoming more and more proficient the more he shouted.
"Cut his center line, Master Fujimura!"
Later on, he even started directing the attack, using the inexplicable information that surfaced in his mind.
"Ow, that hurts, I give up, Ojou-sama."
As the scar-faced man was knocked over by a thrust, he decisively fell to the ground and admitted defeat.
"Having someone cheer for you really feels different!"
After sparring for a while, Fujimura Taiga worked up a sweat and planned to rest a bit before going to bathe.
"Hmm, can you two bathe by yourselves?"
After the two children finished cleaning up the used equipment with cloths, Fujimura Taiga asked.
But before the two could give an answer, she thought of Broly's retort just now that he didn't even know what bathing was.
"Forget it, my home's bathhouse is pretty big too, let's just go bathe together."
Both were children, so Fujimura Taiga didn't have any reservations. After ordering the servants at home to prepare two sets of children's changes of clothes, she brought the two into the changing room.
"Eh, what's this?"
When taking off Broly's clothes, she felt the tail wrapped around his waist.
"How come you have a tail?"
After her hand was slapped by the tail, Fujimura Taiga asked with some surprise.
"It's normal for Saiyans to have tails."
Broly explained.
"Saiyan, what's that?"
This time it was Fujimura Taiga's turn to retort.
"Is... vegetable people?"
Saiya reversed is Yasei, and Yasei's pronunciation in Japanese is the same as vegetable, so it's a homophone pun. Right now this kind of homophone pun information surfaced in Broly's mind, and he subconsciously blurted it out, but he actually couldn't quite understand what that was either.
"Ah, vegetable people?"
Fujimura Taiga was at a complete loss.
"Forget it, can you let Big Sister touch your tail?" But immediately after, she didn't want to dwell on this matter, and instead asked.
"You gave me lots of food, you're a good wife, you can touch my tail."
Hearing this, Broly nodded and obediently handed his tail over to the girl.
Fujimura Taiga caught the tail the boy handed over, feeling the slight vibrations transmitted from the fluffy tail, and found it very amazing. Subconsciously, she pinched and rubbed the tail once, and then heard the boy's suppressed muffled groan.
"Hey hey hey, don't make such ambiguous sounds, okay?"
She hurriedly covered Broly's mouth and said.
"The tail is a Saiyan's sensitive point. If pinched and rubbed like that, it'll get extremely numb."
Broly explained in a muffled, sullen voice. For the sake of the ample food, he endured the paralyzing sensation with effort.
Fujimura Taiga: "..."
Only then did she hurriedly let go of the hand holding the boy's tail.
"Why didn't you say so earlier? If you'd said so earlier, I wouldn't have pinched your tail like that."
A rod-like object, with a feel similar to an inflated corpus cavernosum. Fujimura Taiga didn't react at first, but after hearing Broly's words, she suddenly recalled the unsound content she had once seen in some unsound books.
Now Fujimura Taiga's whole face flushed red. Her gaze toward the boy subconsciously drifted toward his lower body, but she quickly gave herself a slap.
【Taiga, Taiga, pull yourself together. You can't let a mere tail of a little kid lead your thoughts astray. You absolutely aren't a lewd girl!】
Not staying in the changing room any longer, Fujimura Taiga, under the two children's uncomprehending gazes watching her slap herself, brought the two into the Fujimura family's public bathhouse.
"First, before soaking in the bath, you have to wash your body clean."
The girl didn't need help; it was clear she knew how to bathe herself, but the boy needed attention.
His look of glancing left and right, appearing interested in the entire public bathhouse.
And more importantly, after his feet touched the water on the ground, they directly left one black footprint after another on the ground. This filth actually couldn't be seen from his outward appearance.
Broly was pressed onto a stool. Fujimura Taiga turned on the hot water tap to spray him. His hair got wet, and the original dust was washed down. That water flow that had almost changed color shocked both Young Sakura and Fujimura Taiga.
"Just spraying water looks like it won't work."
Saying this, Fujimura Taiga picked up bath products. She originally wanted Broly to use them himself, but after seeing Broly squeeze out shampoo, smell the shampoo's scent, and then directly put that stuff into his mouth and start eating it, she gave up on the idea of letting this wild child wash his own body.
"Good grief, that's not food, spit it out quick..."
After digging the shampoo out of Broly's mouth.
"Forget it, I'll help you wash."
Fujimura Taiga had Broly sit on the small stool in front, and she also moved over a small stool to sit behind him.
Her smooth thighs straddled the boy's left and right sides. Fujimura Taiga poured a large glob of shampoo onto the dirty boy's hair and started rubbing his head.
Broly's hair was quickly covered in foam. He scraped some foam off his hair and smelled it, preparing to taste it again, when his small hand was slapped by the girl.
"I said, that's not food. If you want to eat it again, I won't be your wife anymore, and later I'll kick you out of my house."
Hearing this, Broly directly didn't dare act recklessly anymore.
"Eh, those words actually work. Come, close your eyes, I'm going to rinse you."
As the water flow carried away all the foam, pure black long hair was revealed.
"I thought it was grayish-brown, didn't expect it to be pure black."
Fujimura Taiga was somewhat at a loss whether to cry or laugh, and looking at the little boy's slightly brownish skin, worried he might eat the soap, she conveniently washed his body as well.
To the side, Young Sakura had already washed her own body clean, and watching Fujimura Taiga busy over on the boy's side, she also proposed the idea of wanting to help.
Fujimura Taiga originally wanted to refuse, but looking at the girl's look of wanting to prove her own worth, and not being clear what this child had experienced in the past, she handed over a piece of soap and let her help scrub the bath too.
One big, one small, two girls scrubbed the boy's body as if washing a big dog, until using the bath towel they could no longer scrub off any speck of dirt from the boy's body, only then finally ending this major cleaning project.
"This is more tiring than hitting people."
Fujimura Taiga spoke the truth.
"However, this sense of achievement is more than hitting people."
Watching the filthy boy get cleaned clean in her hands was quite an achievement-sense thing.
"Mhm."
Young Sakura deeply agreed, at her young age she had already shown housekeeping talent for cleaning up filth.
"Alright, you've been washed clean, you can go soak in the bath."
Fujimura Taiga picked up Broly and threw him into the big bathtub.
Originally thought what came next would be a bit easier.
Didn't expect...
While washing the body, discovered the boy lying prone on the edge of the big bathtub, staring at herself.
"Hey, what are you staring at me for?"
"I want to learn bathing."
How pure these words were, but is female bathing the same as male bathing? "Little pervert, no looking!"
Before Fujimura Taiga could throw the washbasin over, Broly obediently turned his body away.
"What is little pervert?"
Only, his questions were a bit many, unexpectedly even asking what little pervert means.
"Little pervert is, someone young in age who likes to stare at other people's bodies."
Fujimura Taiga explained in one sentence.
"Then she's also a little pervert."
Broly pointed at the girl next to him staring at himself.
"Eh?"
Young Sakura, pointed at the nose, her face's expression was blank yet also carried a 【this works too】 dazed look.
Fujimura Taiga: "..."
"Can't put it that way, a boy staring at a girl is called a pervert, but a girl staring at a boy isn't called that."
"Why?"
"Because boys and girls are not the same."
"What's not the same?"
"Physiological structure differences."
"Physiological structure, what is that?"
"Look, this is a girl's... wait, why am I explaining this to a little brat like you!"
"You wanted to prove boys staring at girls is called pervert while girls staring at boys isn't, that's why you told me this, so in the end, why?"
Fujimura Taiga originally wanted to argue with Broly a bit, but as the boy kept raising all kinds of simple yet straight-to-the-core questions, she discovered she also found it hard to answer.
Men and women of the current era should be in an equal relationship, but secular views seemingly aren't so, this made Fujimura Taiga this fifteen-year-old girl directly fall into a troubled thinking state.
Finished washing the body and soaking in the hot water, while she was thinking about whether men and women in the world are truly equal or not, glug-glug sounds interrupted her thinking.
Following the sound, Fujimura Taiga saw Broly with his lower half of face in the water, drinking the bath water in big mouthfuls.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Hurriedly lifting the boy up from the water, Fujimura Taiga directly asked.
"I'm thirsty, drinking water."
Broly answered honestly.
"This is bath water."
"Can't drink it?"
Fujimura Taiga rubbed her temples.
"Obviously, can't drink it."
"Why?"
"No why, you only need to be clear that only boiled water can be drunk."
"What is boiled water?"
"I..."
At this moment, Fujimura Taiga many years in advance experienced the vexation of raising a child who asks many questions.
(Chapter End)
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