Chapter 890: Recruiting the Infinite Kelp
"Turns out I'm still getting stronger————"
Saitama looked at his own hand; ever since he could finish off any enemy with a single punch, he had already lost the real sense of getting stronger.
Suddenly, Saitama thought of something and looked at Broly: "My body is getting stronger; what about yours, is your body also getting stronger?"
Saitama definitely didn't want his body strength to exceed the person who defeated him before he had finished honing his technique, because winning that way would be winning without merit.
"Of course, I'm only sixteen, my body is in its golden growth period, the speed at which my body gets stronger is way more intense than yours."
Broly gave Saitama a strange look, not knowing why he would ask such a strange question, but he answered him anyway.
"Pfft—"
Beside them, Genos sprayed out the soup he had just drunk into his mouth; fortunately he turned his head in time, otherwise the hot pot would have been ruined.
"Wait, Mr. Broly, doesn't that mean you're three years younger than me?"
Genos was a bit shocked; he was only nineteen this year.
"I'm talking about physiological age, but my mental age is quite a bit older than yours."
Broly glanced at him and began to explain.
"Ugh————"
Genos thought carefully and discovered he seemingly couldn't refute it.
【I'm 25 years old, completely beaten by a 16-year-old kid————】
Saitama crossed his arms, rested his forehead on them, yet looked somewhat dejected.
"Right, Mosquito Girl, I wonder how old you are this year?"
The topic of age brought up, Broly also became interested in Mosquito Girl's age, so he asked.
"I don't know, but the time I gained consciousness should be about 4 years ago."
Mosquito Girl answered the question while eating the boiled meat.
Hearing this, Saitama beside them raised his head, subconsciously took out his phone, and started dialing: "Moses Moses, is this the police station?"
"Sensei Saitama, what are you doing?"
"However you look at it, it's a crime, right?"
Saitama pointed at Broly and Mosquito Girl, the two of them, and said somewhat excitedly.
"Tch, this might just be my physiological age, but my psychological age is at Queen's level."
Regarding this, Mosquito Girl was rather disdainful.
"This is Z City————"
The call had just connected when Saitama actively hung up.
Tonight's dinner party, though it had some twists and turns, was still eaten with comparative enjoyment.
"Then we'll take our leave."
Broly, having eaten and drunk his fill, proposed to help clean up, but was refused by Genos with the reason 【You are a guest, how can we let a guest help with housework】, so he prepared to take Mosquito Girl and leave.
"Do you need me to see you off?"
Saitama originally wanted to verbally ask for advice on technique, but after learning Broly's true age, he found it somewhat hard to bring up.
"Not needed, we can go back ourselves."
"Then be careful on the road."
Although he knew Broly and Mosquito Girl should be impossible to encounter danger, Saitama still subconsciously displayed the image of himself as an adult.
"Mm.
""
"Broly, aren't we going straight back to the hotel?"
Leaving Saitama's home, Mosquito Girl asked curiously.
"No rush to go back, just ate our fill, let's go outside for a walk to digest."
Mosquito Girl touched her slightly bulging belly, discovered this was also not bad, and hurriedly followed along, hugging the boy's arm.
"Right, Mosquito Girl, how did you find the taste of tonight's kelp?"
At the cross intersection, Broly stopped his steps and asked Mosquito Girl.
"Tonight's kelp, huh, it was pretty tasty."
Mosquito Girl thought for a bit, then honestly spoke her thoughts.
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"Then let me ask you, how about I bring back the monster that produces kelp?"
", you want to bring that kelp monster back? Won't that be a bit inconvenient for us to practice Qi together? I don't want unrelated people watching on the side when we practice Qi together."
"Mosquito Girl, what are you thinking? I'm preparing to take that guy to Dr. Jinos, have Dr. Jinos help use that guy's body to produce monster kelp."
Broly reached out and poked Mosquito Girl's forehead.
"Mmph, it's not like I wanted to have random thoughts, it's all your fault for not explaining clearly."
Mosquito Girl rubbed the spot that hurt from being poked, puffed up her small face, and said.
"Fine, count it as my fault, but you don't like people watching, yet you don't seem to reject eavesdropping.
This morning, when Genos called, I could feel your nervousness and excitement.
"Ah————"
Mosquito Girl's face instantly flushed red.
"You actually said that!"
She opened her mouth and bit down on Broly's right forearm, but didn't use much force; rather than anger, it was more like spoiling.
「I have quite a few wives, so I've experienced plenty of the fetishes and playstyles wives like, and Mosquito Girl, your kind isn't actually that special.
「Hmm, there's no one here now, want to try it on the streets at night? 」
「Ah, what if someone discovers us——」
「It's precisely the nervousness of almost being discovered. 」
Mosquito Girl bit her lips, not refusing to experience new playstyles.
「Someone's coming. 」
「Where? 」
「I lied to you. 」
「Broly, you're so annoying! 」
「But your body isn't telling me that. 」
After causing a little trouble with Mosquito Girl on the deserted streets of Z City Ghost Town at night, Broly then prepared to go find that kelp monster he'd met in the evening.
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Following the kelp monster's breath, Broly brought Mosquito Girl to an abandoned bridge cave; before getting close, he heard a child's sobbing from inside: 「Mom, Dad, I want to go home————」
Under the bridge cave, the kelp monster hugged his knees, looking like he was grieving alone.
「Do you monsters have parents too? 」
Broly asked curiously.
「Who? 」
The kelp monster was alert, just about to manipulate kelp, when he reacted to the fact that the kelp on his head had already been pulled seven-eighths clean by someone.
「Ah, it's you two, companions of that terrifying bald monster?! 」
Infinite Kelp recognized Broly and Mosquito Girl, his small eyes glancing nervously behind the two, as if worried the bald monster had come too.
「Rest assured, Saitama didn't come, just the two of us came to find you. 」
「Hah~」
Infinite Kelp breathed a sigh of relief, but didn't fully relax.
「Find me, surely you're not planning to wipe me out completely? 」
Infinite Kelp looked at the two with some vigilance.
「No, we just think the kelp on you tastes good, so we want to get that kelp from you long-term. 」
「Ah, you two also want to pull my kelp?! 」
As the words fell, with a ripping sound, the bridge cave wall beside Infinite Kelp's face was sliced open with a deep crack.
「Pull or not, mainly depends on whether you're willing to cooperate. 」
Broly pointed his right index finger this way, but it was just now he'd casually flicked over a beam of Sword Qi.
Infinite Kelp looked at the crack almost piercing through the wall behind him, his body trembling slightly.
It turned out monsters weren't just that one bald monster; this guy beside the bald monster was also a monster.
「Cooperate, I'm willing to cooperate————」
Infinite Kelp, with no kelp and physical quality at most much better than ordinary people, deeply regretted attacking a group of monsters while also being such a spineless coward.
「Since that's the case, let's first hear about your situation. 」
「Ah, my situation? 」
「Yes, I want to hear your story. 」
Infinite Kelp didn't quite understand why this person wanted to hear his story, but still honestly explained.
「I was originally a child from a seaside village, loved eating kelp since childhood, and when I once fell into the sea and was about to drown, I broke through the limit of the human body and mutated into a kelp monster. 」
「So, you were originally a normal human, and your parents were also humans. 」
「Hmm.
「Then after you became a monster, what happened? 」
「The villagers were very afraid of me, saying I was cursed by the Sea God, and drove me out of the village. 」
「Although your strength is weak, ordinary people probably can't be your opponent, right? 」
「That's for sure, but those people are all uncles and aunts I know; my dad and mom don't let me hurt them, otherwise I'd definitely beat them down. 」
Infinite Kelp said while waving his arms, as if showing off his strength.
「Then what? 」
Mosquito Girl interrupted Infinite Kelp, wanting to hear the rest of the story.
「Dad and mom raised me in a reef cave by the seaside, coming every day to bring me food; the villagers also accepted this, seemingly worshipping me as an Emissary of the Sea God, but some kids in the village always called me a monster. 」
「Then you got angry and killed them? 」
「That didn't happen; after I scared them a bit, I thought the title of monster was very handsome, but scaring kids in the village had no sense of achievement, so I thought about coming to the Big City to make a name for myself. And the world outside the village is very interesting, with lots of delicious and fun things; as long as I bare my teeth and claws a little, I can scare ordinary people into running around in a mess————」
When Infinite Kelp said this, his tone was somewhat pleased, as if he very much enjoyed causing trouble and scaring people.
「This time I came to Z City Ghost Town just because I heard there were big monsters here, wanting to see for myself; if the other party wasn't as good as me, I'd challenge them to become the new big monster of Z City Ghost Town, only I didn't expect there to actually be monsters here, and two of them at that————」
"This Time I Arrive at Z City Ghost Town, also just heard This Side has big Monster, want to see for myself, if opponent Not Like me, I challenge opponent become new Z-City Ghost Town big Monster, just Unexpected, Here Unexpectedly really has Monster, and still two————"
「I don't live here in Z City, but Saitama lives here. 」
Broly didn't refute the kelp monster calling himself a monster.
And Z City Ghost Town had quite a few life breaths, especially underground, but the strongest was still Saitama.
「Sigh, anyway, meeting that bald guy and you, I'm really too unlucky.
"Sigh, anyway, encounter that Bald Head and you, I really Unlucky."
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Infinite Kelp fiddled with the few broken kelp leaves left on his head, then continued sighing with a raspy voice.
"Last question, you dealt with two heroes in the evening, why didn't you just kill them directly?"
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"Haha, why would I kill them? If I killed them, who would spread the monster's name for me?"
"Then have you ever killed anyone?"
", didn't you say the previous one was the last question?"
"Cut the crap, I'm telling you to speak so speak."
Seeing Broly flick his fingers aimed at himself, Infinite Kelp answered with some grievance: "When fighting for territory, I've killed some Mysterious Beings."
"What about ordinary people?"
"No, they ran away as soon as they saw me."
"You don't kill them?"
"I just want to be a monster, not a murderer."
Infinite Kelp answered as if it were only natural.
"No wonder Saitama didn't blow you up with one punch, that guy seems to have a pretty high intuitive judgment on a person's good or bad, you may be a Mysterious Being, but your nature isn't too bad, just a bit nasty, like a brat."
"Who are you calling a brat, I'm already 14 years old!"
"Since you're not a brat, then you're an evil-doer, if I kill you now, you shouldn't have any objections right?"
"Fine, I'm a brat————"
The situation is stronger than the person, Infinite Kelp who had originally stood up, sat back down again.
"Good that you can face reality, now, I have a job I want to give you, don't know if you're willing to do it?"
"What job?"
"Selling kelp."
"Ah, I don't have any kelp left."
Infinite Kelp hurriedly protected the remaining kelp leaves on his head.
"Aren't you the self-proclaimed Infinite Kelp, could it be your kelp can't grow back?"
"It can grow back, but it takes time, there's simply no way to sell it."
"Rest assured, I know a very impressive doctor, he might be able to accelerate your kelp growth speed."
"Uh————"
"Aren't you wanting to return to your own village? Your kelp quality is very good, it should be able to sell for a good price, once you rely on selling kelp to earn big money, won't you be able to return to your own village in glory?
"But I'm a Mysterious Being————"
"What's wrong with that, I've even seen Mysterious Beings become popular idols, once you have money, you can completely spend money to film a movie where you're a big monster."
Infinite Kelp looked at the earnest Broly before him, and thought of his own village and parents, if he could be accepted by the villagers, he actually wouldn't have come out.
"Fine, I'll listen to you, sell kelp."
""Alright, then come with me to find Dr. Jinos."
Broly used his tail to wrap up Infinite Kelp, then picked up Mosquito Girl, and headed toward the New Evolved Home's base.
"What the hell, you want me to accelerate kelp growth on this Mysterious Being's head?"
Jinos stared wide-eyed at Broly, feeling the other party was making things difficult for him.
"It's not like I ate it and thought this guy's kelp tasted pretty good, and it just so happens Doctor your House of Evolution is short on funding again, so I brought you a money-making opportunity."
Dr. Jinos, who was researching Infinite Octopus tentacles, preparing to do the prosperous job of selling takoyaki, was a bit speechless: "Are you sure the kelp on him is edible?"
"Truly rude, my kelp is a treasure among treasures, don't treat it like toxic trash food, also, it's she, not he, how do I put it, I'm a girl after all."
Infinite Kelp complained dissatisfiedly.
And these words, Dr. Jinos and the black ape-man helping at the side didn't feel much, but Broly and Mosquito Girl were a bit surprised, looking with extremely astonished gazes at Infinite Kelp who looked like a little black person with no discernible gender at all.
"Anyway, Dr. Jinos you research it, if you successfully develop this Mysterious Being kelp product, I can use the beauty pageant to advertise for you, at that time the profits from selling Mysterious Being kelp, we three parties each get one share."
"Alright then."
Dr. Jinos sighed, and still accepted Infinite Kelp.
"Broly, why do you want to share profits with that Infinite Kelp?"
After leaving the New Evolved Home, Mosquito Girl directly asked.
"What's wrong, do I look like a robber?"
"But at first, your attitude didn't seem like you wanted to cooperate with the other party."
"Isn't it because I just happened to hear that guy, saying he wanted to go home under the bridge, and then learned her story."
If not for these things, Infinite Kelp wouldn't be an equal collaborator, but a food ingredient provider caught by the Saiyan.
"Alright, Mosquito Girl, let's hurry back to the hotel, before we check out tomorrow, I won't let you sleep."
Broly naturally sensed the vigilance and vinegar that suddenly emerged from Mosquito Girl, he decided to work overtime tonight, to let Mosquito Girl know that after joining his Crystal Palace, jealousy is unacceptable.
As for how to make her deeply understand this point, naturally just by exercising his rights as a husband two hundred percent, to make Mosquito Girl understand that she alone can't handle him.
End of Chapter
